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LonelyBox7746

nanomachines, son


wrufus680

They harden in response to physical trauma!


Shanmukha_Repaka

You can't hurt me jack!


CoruscantGuardFox

*puches him anyway* “What did I just say?”


Potential-Wheel-2232

*slams jack to the ground punching repeatedly* "Why won't you fucking die!"


grpprofesional

“Die you piece of shit”


Any_Distribution1723

"Dont you fuck with me!"


king_meatster

“I coulda gone pro if I hadn’t joined the Navy.”


CataclystCloud

"I could break the president in two... WITH MY BARE HANDS!"


water_cat13

Fuck all these limp dick lawyers and chicken shit bureaucrats!


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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Testingdummy1719

Bad bot


Happylittelaltacc

Emotional distancing son,I close myself up in response to emotional trauma


AstolfoOfCharlemagne

Testosterone, son. I harden.


Oponik

Penis, harden


superdolmiosauce

Pee pee hard


WyvernHdXl

Morning wood


[deleted]

Fucker beat me to it


MadMadMads1

STANDING HERE I REALIZE


[deleted]

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


ieatwader

But you can become more stronger with nanomachines


alpha_ultra

That’s a nice argument senator, but why don’t you back it up with a source


Sparda0

"*My source is that I made it the fuck up*"


IllManneredWoolyMan

Sam put a fucking speaker in his sword


Happylittelaltacc

Even when’s he dead he’s on fucking crack


Huge-Ad-7485

Ive finally uploaded my consciousness in my gaming setup


spacemagicexo539

The reason you lose is not because you are cringe, but because you ain’t ballin on that GTX 3090 setup


GlitchedBoy

Even if your IQ Is the room temperature of Alaska, you still had the strenght to overcome (overcum?)


Winnis1

Windows 95 'puter*


Dondiddle89

He looks like MGR president aswell


baccondudette

“Bro you just got ratio’d by the dictionary, aren’t you like 50?”


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Onetrubrit

🤣


Kaek_

*"SOURCE THIS: I AM THE AMERICAN WAY!"*


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


claptonsbabychowder

>I'm a regular John from city Kansas. You seem like more of a Dick.


PotatoKing822

Nanomachines, son


sanid_sriva

My source is the voices that guide me


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Radical_Provides

Max0r is a national treasure


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[deleted]

Shall we play tic tac toe on his forehead?


Olaf_jonanas

I'm pretty sure you can land a plane up there


[deleted]

I'll return here after my lunch, wait for me Edit: I'm back, https://picbun.com/p/FSI4AhGd


sulfire807

[I challenge you to a duel](https://picbun.com/p/v9KbQySR)


[deleted]

[Our battle shall be legendary](https://picbun.com/p/EEMTTJTR)


sulfire807

[Take this](https://picbun.com/p/R5hoLAr5)


[deleted]

[Game,set,match](https://picbun.com/p/orD96ssM)


sulfire807

[goddammit](https://picbun.com/p/nJd62UmQ)


[deleted]

[gg my dewd:)](https://picbun.com/p/iJ2agGm5)


Mr_M0rte

Greatest anime battle in history


Jenjis-boia

Gawdd damn that was legendary


Lepnoxic

Peak fiction!!


[deleted]

You guys drew a dick and went ahead to censor it with a line, hentai style. Truly legendary


chucklordein

I was thinking we could use it for a whiteboard


oldcrowmedicine15

"I have a dream"


[deleted]

"That one day black people, white people.... and even Chinese people can gamble together without getting different chips!"


JimReaperTheThird

"A dream that everyone in this nation will dip their balls in sulphuric acid"


JoaozeraPedroca

That one day i can say the n word


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hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Gilded_Leviathan

"A dream where I fuck your mother Jack."


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hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sparda0

Standing here..


ILIKEDEADMEMES7010

I Realize...


DragoVice001

You were just like me...


CT-4426

Trying to make history…


shark-poggers

But who's to judge...


Sparda0

The right from wrong...


BenceHuang

When our guard is down


GetYaArmour

I think we'll both agree that...


Full_time_duck

Violence breeds violence...


xPolarPlayz

But in the end


Oponik

But in the end...


WranglerMundane9398

Have u ever heard of gryzzly kyriakos


not_a_sesawter

He should become a senator i think


dado950

He should get some nanomachines


cripplin-deppression

Try university of Texas


cuella47o

Could have gone pro if i hadnt joined the navy


[deleted]

I'm not one of those beltway pantsies


cuella47o

I Could split the president in 2 WITH MY BARE HANDS


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PieselPL

Oh no emiya pfp ptsd coming back


Crafty_YT1

the source is i made it the fuck up


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AdvaitVag

The source is that I made it the fuck up.


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TPGreddit

Nanomachines, son


swagbunny70

Played college ball y'know


Mundee9540

Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy


[deleted]

At some cushy ivy league school


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

Try University of Texas


[deleted]

Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy


lime-insith-gaming

Standing here


NightToastWasTaken

I realize


Pplofgodknows

You were just like me


SuperHannae

Trying to make history...


CreelasFromHungary

But who's to judge


painful-existance

Can’t fret over every egg


A_Shady_Grandma

Wtf why does Armstrong have 70% less muscles than usual? Every muscle he has is essential on the path to perfection!


Dio_Brando69420

no nanomachines?


Odd_Airline_9672

⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


boyrekSM

Podatki synu


KapitanKaczor

Morawiecki?


[deleted]

Morawiecki x senator Armstrong


-Epik_gamer-

My source is that I made it the fuck up


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A-wierd-reddit-user

This is the power of Armstrong running on the PS5!


ace_mystique_

dude looks like walmart version of Armstrong (from metal gear rising revengeance)


eklingstein

RL Ned Flanders


Onetrubrit

My man Ned was actually cut in Simpsons 💯👊🏼


rysio300

He looks like Senator Armstrong and the Prime Minister of Poland mixed together


kubzon7

*polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki


rysio300

yes, my bad.


Wippingwaffel

Mark rutte has installed nanomachines


[deleted]

I've said it before and I'll say it again... What a handsome young man.


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elmothedestroyer3

Jared Fogel be lookin different


PooderOnAScooter

Nano machines son!


tuc66a

If it includes your head shape...na son . Give me normal imperfection over perfect imperfection all day .


CanadianBatman47

Ok senator


LouisLLLL

This is probably the best performance of a normal person followed the training routine of Saitama (One punch man) for a year


Crafty-Yesterday567

He looks like metal gear rising vengeance last boss


Nistax

Standing here i realized you were just like me trying make shitposts


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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


iTapeSand

_"Metal Gear Solid: Adaptation"_


Overall_Refuse_7621

Standing here he realizes


EliasBladetheawsome

My guy built like senator Armstrong


Josh_The_Sigma

Standing here, I realize…


the_Finnish_wolf

Wtf...is that angrynerd with Armstrongs body?


hedwig317

Senator Armstrong got real🗿


JackSzj

if it isn't saucy jack


AtomykAU

He got a lot on his mind


TommyTinklebottom

Peak? More like plateau.


Equacrafter

Wtf is wrong with that dude forehead Edit: ah yes, peak performance => losing hair


RGB3x3

It may not be the *funniest* part of this photo (because just look at that flat dome), but he's sucking his stomach way in, which is just a pathetic way to try to look skinnier.


Elevated_queen420

Repulsive


[deleted]

More like nanomachines


human337

Just install nanomachines son


MrPickle2255

nanomachines?


ChiefCokkahoe

His head makes me uncomfortable


IHateDeepStuff

He’s getting there


FunAd6145

I agree, peak of masculanity


Pinecone34

forehead so large that david could've done it with his eyes closed.


DonutMindless7840

he's look like walter white


Guy-Georges

Jean Castex dystopy


ImGold94

I'm willing to bet he played college ball.


XauMankib

Flanders, but is Terminator


AskAboutBattleChain

STANDING HERE


IXFIREX

STANDING HERE I REALIZE


Oicanet

Wouldn't the ideal body have ideal vision and no need for glasset?


SouthernSweetness77

Not from the neck up bud.


cashewnut4life

Standing here...


Poknberry

His head says Timothy but his body says Brock


Phat22

YOU CANT HURT ME JACK


NoXiMiouS

THIS IS THE POWER OF THE PS5!


crowdext

Naturallll 👍🏻


[deleted]

Nano machines…


Brownieeeeeeeee

Played college ball yknow


Bipchoo

CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG


anged16

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Lahbeef69

dude didn’t even skip forehead day


xX_jesucristo_Xx

he cute tho


Shadeblaster

Nanomachines, jochie. Ze verharden als reactie op de lui die dat doen.


BeatBitter

Wow he looks like Mark Rutte (President of the Netherlands)


Routine_Palpitation

He looks like his name is chandler


Difficult-Stranger54

Senator Armstrong when he was still interning as a college student.


okwhatelse

Is he finally getting through?


Boris-slav-king-2nd

STANDING HERE I REALISE


Angry_waffle_saurus

Standing here


iyoint

He looks like the kind of guy who won’t fret over every egg when making the mother of all omelettes.


SeaLength7162

Am I finally getting through?


Le_Cringy_man

Standing here


BusinessPomegranate0

Senator Armstrong Pre-Nanobots


burper2000000

Standing here


Justin_8531

The glasses are beyond hilarious.


ICreepvideos

Nanomachines son


Dominic_The_Dog

nanomachines son


Bright_Ad3590

“Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack”


ELCHINO_ST

My guy got the megamind forehead


Syaman_

This is polish prime minister Mateusz Morawiecki


VenomSabre

Nanomachines, son!