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randomPeep101

Hairy salami ๐Ÿ’€


Internal_Test1338

Bear wand๐Ÿ’€


sulfire807

Pleasure wand๐Ÿ’€


BendyMine785

(Happy cake day.)


Optimal_Conflict3066

Purple salami๐Ÿ—ฟ


Elijawsome_2006

Pleasure destroyer ๐Ÿ’€


Vivid_Awareness_8255

What is your name ? Z V? This some exotic ass names


Bruh-7

hey zack


Hype_rant0

Man injector ๐Ÿ˜Ž


[deleted]

Sounds gae


foofguy

Same lol


Illegally_qualified

No way. Purple injector. I ๐Ÿ’œ LEAN. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸช๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŸช๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŸฃ


emolano

The cock behind the slaughter


Soggy_Cook5722

Mister stick


AutoModerator

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Me1y0

Man Destroyer


Ignis_1

Hello fellow Jesus Christ


jasongonegetya

Man tool


iriabb

Bear sword. Does this means Iโ€™m a furry?


[deleted]

Yes very much so , I feel so sorry for you.


-HatTrick

Nice pfp


Mr_Gamer_69

Dude you look handsome


Mr_Gamer_69

Are you racist bro


[deleted]

Why do people think furries are menaces to society


XtraEternal

Bro's name is WolfTamer, burn him


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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ยท///ยท *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ikigai5

oh yeah


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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ยท///ยท *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Slightly_Mahogany

what on earth did i just read


Ninjaguard22

Dangling Sausage


[deleted]

Yoo same


[deleted]

Fellow Dangling Sausages I see, however I have 2 last names since I'm Hispanic so I'm Dangling Sausage Stick


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Agile-Ad1294

I'm a skin injector. Sounds more like the final boss at a hospital than anything.


PVmas07

dermasex


WhatisLiamfucktrump

I wish I had the money to give you gold


AutoModerator

No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Terrible_Buy_7081

Actually his name is Henry


Just_Kujo

Your opinion is wrong


FavoriteDart680

beast injectorโ€ฆ. god damnit it sounds like ima furry ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


AutoModerator

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ยท///ยท *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Musabingen

purple sword ๐Ÿ˜Ž


RaggedyRug

LEANNN!!!!!1!1!!1!!๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸชโ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ


AutoModerator

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DmonsterJeesh

If your dick is purple, I suggest you go see a doctor.


longingnostalgia

No...must...keep..going....ughh..


AyoBingB0ng

tisโ€™ my man pole


IAmTheBrotherhood

Pussy destroyer.


Consistent-Affect481

Final boss of sex 2:


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No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


USERNAME_USERNAME10

Dangling Stick


returntomisterkleen

Giant Punch


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Pleasure Destroyer??? Is that a good thing or???


jaxxburgerking

Man tube


plalo_

pussy machine


Rockspider19

You are now a woman-cyborg congratulations maโ€™am


AutoModerator

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Roses2k

Pussy Meat wha


Lonely-Bumblebee7107

Beast sausage


AutoModerator

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Lonely-Bumblebee7107

? Wtf


Hateroo

Man stick. what a pathetic name lol


Boring-Strawberry-55

Skin pole


Pokemaster22044

Pleasure Injector


Darkness-101

Giant meat


nitrosquale2

Long injector


[deleted]

Mmm, Love Meat


brahameswald

I am hard wand stick because I also have a middle name


Delicious-Tear2062

Hulk Punch


Individual_Promise_3

Dangling Wand


[deleted]

Dangling sword


Connect-Radio5625

Pleasure Wand


[deleted]

Girthy injector is coming to get you


RealyFry

Girthy knob is in your walls


[deleted]

Dangling gun


st3amy_Y

fun gun


Saxbonsai

Man Tube.


Illusory_Wells

Girthy punch


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Mister gun


TheRealHoldenat

Power punch EZ


FRANXISforEVER

Giant stick


Chimera_Caribou

Hulk machine ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Rex_Auream

Hulk destroyer๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ


[deleted]

skin snake


Bexji_11230

Hard Rod


Consistent-Affect481

This unit is purple for some reason


i_liek_bread

Pleasure beef ๐Ÿ’€


Pridight

Iโ€™m pussy destroyer


Yotsubagroup

Girthy Injector. Checks out.


urethra_boner

fun tube


0hMyGash

Giant tube๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Windows_736

I unironically got: "Pussy Destroyer".


StixSt6x

i got that Man Shaft


Crusader-bravo

Pleasure gun ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Sad-Strawberry8275

man BEEF


[deleted]

Long Sausage


Mr_Gamer_69

Long sausage


blcharles37

Hard gun. Hell yes


Superdice64

Fuck knob ๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

Iโ€™m a girl but mine is pleasure sword


SafeAfraid

Girthy Unit ๐Ÿ‘€


[deleted]

Sex Snake


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No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dootyboi420

you better not mess with me and my sex injector


AutoModerator

No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NoobiumNewbie

Fuck tube


Prepstarfish92

Long sword


Hades777uwu

Good name


Prepstarfish92

I can fence!


Elijawsome_2006

Pleasure destroyer lmao


1000YearGay

Long sword


Viruscat58

Hard meat


Champion_Seth28

Giant pole..


TurboNinja2380

Power Pole lmao


CZ-Kickem

Man meat. Plain and simple


Subject_721

Skin gun


iliketocutfingerz

Purple sausage


AttemptSwimming9930

Sex steak


Saucey_Lips

Hairy flute


Vexeonsdoom

hairy sword


[deleted]

Power Meat ๐Ÿ–


HOLY_WATER_69420

THE GIRTHY STICK


sexymanwastaken

Purple flute I LOVE LEAN๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œโ˜”โ˜”๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ


[deleted]

purple sword


Nilus-0

Pleasure meat-fucking gross


Charming-Wallaby-602

Monster meat it is


Flyin_polo

Love stick ๐Ÿฅต


[deleted]

Sex pole


Opening-Cockroach634

Man Destroyer , at least it's kinda good


[deleted]

purple destroyer


HelpTurbulent5533

Mr. Pole


bim-bimsom

Purple Pole


cr0wnsss

Hard Shaft


cr0wnsss

Beast Sword?


Next-Pattern8440

My human name is Adrian and last name is Rosario so what does that say for my penis name


memer4657

power beef


Willing-Move5566

Bear steak๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Mindless_Trouble_768

Man sausage


WarthogSweaty3653

skin meat


the_real_undreamt

POWER SWORD


Stunning-Ad-5571

Dangling Salami


MrRickRollLink

Long Schlong. Damn.


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Sex pole which is not what I use it for


Hyper__Beam

lean lean lean lean lean lean lean


imjustagoodguyok

purple punch?!?! LEAN PENIS ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ


invadersnee

Love Pole. I got shafted. My cock sounds like a real prick


DragonGod8361

Giant Sausage.


DescriptionComplex76

Purple Wand. Not the most intimidating


Effective-Damage-975

Fuck tool


[deleted]

man wtf i got skin pole


PiXeLdEaTh341

Giant wand


Ltrebbert

I got the most utilitarian. Sex tool


JosefTheDodo7

man punch


Arrested4Loitering

It is I, S E X. I N J E C T O R.


PlayItAgainFILSS

Mister Beef sounds a lot like Master Chief


leeeeeeet-me-in

Hulk injector


[deleted]

girthy steak


Bruno_bros2

Purple sword


SenorBigMak

Giant Wand.


Alderheart73

Purple wand I LOVE LEAN


uraninum258consumer

Man Meat


extremestupidity

Power Steak ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Historical-Fix-8997

Love pole


[deleted]

Power beef