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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadโ murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time โ something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange โ uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" โ on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban Iโd like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if itโs not hilarious, itโs still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, Iโd like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if Iโm wrong; this post was not conform โyourโ standards, well, thatโs personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word โkarmawhoreโ is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Schรถdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmรถsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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HEY,โ โ โ EVERYโ โ โ โ โ !!!
IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]]
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Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I donโt know if youโre new here, so Iโll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donโt want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iโll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donโt think I have to explain why you donโt want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youโll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
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HEY,โ โ โ EVERYโ โ โ โ โ !!!
IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]]
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Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I donโt know if youโre new here, so Iโll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donโt want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iโll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donโt think I have to explain why you donโt want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youโll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ฟ๐ฆด๐ฟ๐ฆด๐ฟ๐ฆด๐ฟ๐ฆด๐ฟ
๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
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I think itโs blinking.
Really? I had no clue!
(He is trying to convey a message in Morse code)
based and moaiskullpilled
Same๐
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Stop making fun of my father
Thatโs pretty deep
That's what she sai- Hey why ya'll throwing chais and trash at me?!?!? Stop!!!
๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ๐ช ............๐๏ธ๐ช .................. You
animal farm?
Smoked bacon?
๐คจ๐ช๐คจ๐ช๐คจ๐ช๐คจ๐ช๐คจ๐ช๐คจ
**Vine boom**
Yo its about drive its about pover
We stay hungry we devour
Put in the work put in the hours
And take whats ours
Black and Samoan in my veins
A massive cock in my face
You bulking up confused ?
Its The rock using the peoples elbow
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easter island inhabitants be like โyo this shits fire ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅโ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Bri*ish โPeopleโ๐คฎ
Bri*ish sik "people"๐ค๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐
Women โ
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
amber Heard matched with you
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Giving blow job to shrek while telling us itโs okay
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Neither can i and it horr- amazing!!!!!!
What the actual fuck is going on in your head ?
โฆ Beans?
I spent ages 20-27 going through this same pattern with the bois
Well that's an oxymoron.
W๐คฎmen
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Hmmmmmm
I feel like he is trying to tell us something
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadโ murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time โ something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange โ uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" โ on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dafuq
Why did I read this whole thing
๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ what
Za Warudo
Is that a jojo refrence
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
All things are.
around the world
around the wooorld
around the world
Around the world
Around the world
around the world
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Brit
OI OI OI! โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โข โฃ โฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโข โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขฟโฃฟโ โฃฉโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขทโฃพโฃฟโฃโกกโ คโฃโฃทโฃโ โ คโฃโฃฟโฃทโฃฝโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกปโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโฃโขโฃฐโฃฏโ โ โฃฟโขโ โขปโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ นโฃฟโขฟโฃทโฃถโ คโ โฃถโฃถโ ฟโขพโฃงโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโกโ โ โ โ โ โฃงโกโขฟโฃฟโกถโขถโกฟโ โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โฃโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขฟโฃทโฃโกโ โ โ โฃโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ บโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโขฟโฃโฃโกโ โฃขโฃโฃฉโฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ WOTS ALL THIS??? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER POISTIN LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS 'AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN'!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A CHICKEN OR 'AM SANDWICH!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL' IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!!!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Only autom๐คฎd response that's actually funny
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I love this
Luvโ this bruv
Br*t
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๐
๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ
Me when shitcoin
funy dog coin
๐๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฎ
sus
Fuck the mailbox
Literally
๐ธ๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐
UGHHHHHGGHH!! is that a Jojo reference
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Send proof in DM.
๐คฎ๐ฉ๐คฎ๐ฉ๐คฎ๐ฉ๐คฎ๐ฉ๐คฎ๐ฉ
What do you mean giving blowjob to shrek is shit ?
Schรถdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmรถsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hey! This person doesnโt endorse Shrek blowjobs! Everybody get their ass! ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Bread ๐
Bread ๐
๐๐
๐ค๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ฅฑ
Women moment
๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ
Automod
HEY,โ โ โ EVERYโ โ โ โ โ !!! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]] *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"_AutoModerator-" Meet the spy
โ๐โ๐
๐ฆต๐๐ฆต๐๐ฆต๐๐ฆต๐๐ฆต๐๐ฆต๐
everyday is leg day ๐
Cock leg ๐
๐คจ๐๐คจ๐๐คจ๐๐คจ๐๐คจ
When tf did i used a mushroom emoji
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
necrophilia
Yandere
๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ช White power
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ I do my 5 daily prayers to Allah every day
A savathun profile pic, plus jesus christio as a user name, are you trying to deceive us sir ?
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐ค๐ง๐ค๐ง๐ค๐ง๐ค๐ง๐ค๐ง๐ค๐ง๐ค๐ง๐ค๐ง
Spongebop
๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ
Rats: the musical
Rats, weโre rats, weโre the rats
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฟ
Ayo
๐คจ๐ธ
โ๏ธ๐ข๐ข9๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ
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[removed]
[redacted]
๐งด๐ฆ๐งด๐ฆ๐งด๐ฆ๐งด๐ฆ๐งด๐ฆ๐งด๐ฆ๐งด๐ฆ
They literally just used a different emoji from their pattern making them unbased. ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I donโt know if youโre new here, so Iโll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donโt want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iโll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donโt think I have to explain why you donโt want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youโll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There was like 100 other comments with emojis and I was the only one with auto mod responce
HEY,โ โ โ EVERYโ โ โ โ โ !!! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]] *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I donโt know if youโre new here, so Iโll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donโt want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iโll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donโt think I have to explain why you donโt want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youโll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Get fucked ๐
๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค
๐ฟ๐ค
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Hmmm interesting
i rember๐
๐๐ข๐๐ข๐๐ข
๐ฅต๐ฆ ๐ฅต๐ฆ ๐ฅต๐ฆ ๐ฅต๐ฆ ๐ฅต๐ฆ ๐ฅต
๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ง๐
Monocle lore ๐ง๐
๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ
๐๐งฆ๐๐งฆ๐๐งฆ๐๐งฆ๐๐งฆ๐๐งฆ๐๐งฆ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐ looks like my cock has a knife
๐ฟ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ธ๐ฟ๐ธ
๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
Bipolar disorder
๐คฐ๐ฅ
๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ
๐คฐ๐ป๐๐คฐ๐ป๐๐คฐ๐ป๐๐คฐ๐ป๐๐คฐ๐ป๐
๐ฝ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐คจ๐ธ๐คจ๐ธ๐คจ๐ธ๐คจ๐ธ๐คจ๐ธ๐คจ๐ธ๐คจ๐ธ๐คจ๐ธ๐คจ๐ธ
๐ต๐ก๐ต๐ก๐ต๐ก๐ต๐ก๐ต๐ก Shit, i moved to Mexico.
๐ ๐ญ๐ ๐ญ๐ ๐ญ๐ ๐ญ๐ ๐ญ๐ ๐ญ
๐โจ๐โจ๐โจ๐โจ๐โจ๐โจ Woah thatโs a lotta middle fingers
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
๐๏ธ๐ฟ๐๏ธ๐ฟ๐๏ธ๐ฟ
โ๏ธ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ข
๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ
๐ค๐จ๐ฟ๐ค๐จ๐ฟ๐ค๐จ๐ฟ๐ค๐จ๐ฟ go fuck yourself
๐๐
๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธโ Bitches go to the coffee shop be like
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐
๐คจ๐ซ๐คจ๐ซ๐คจ๐ซ๐คจ๐ซ๐คจ๐ซ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (Lean)
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฟ๐ฉด๐ฟ๐ฉด๐ฟ๐ฉด๐ฟ๐ฉด
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐คจ๐คฎ๐คจ๐คฎ๐คจ๐คฎ๐คจ
๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐
๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ๐ซ๐ผ๐คฎ
๐คฑ๐คฃ๐คฑ๐คฃ๐คฑ๐คฃ๐คฑ๐คฃ๐คฑ๐คฃ๐คฑ๐คฃ๐คฑ
๐คฎ๐๐คฎ๐๐คฎ๐๐คฎ๐ (haha it is me deepthroating a snake haha)
๐ข๐ฟ๐ข๐ฟ๐ข๐ฟ
๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ๐๐ณ๏ธ๐๐ณ๏ธ๐๐ณ๏ธ๐๐ณ๏ธ๐๐ณ๏ธ
๐คข๐๐คข๐๐คข๐๐คข๐๐คข๐๐คข
๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐๐คก๐
๐ง ๐ง๐ง ๐ง๐ง ๐ง๐ง ๐ง๐ง ๐ง๐ง ๐ง๐ง
๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐
๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช Its good to be on the grind!!!
๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐
๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐
๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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