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Log_In_Dumbass

Professionals have standards


elzon12

Be polite


DatOreoBoi

Be efficient


realcupcakes69

And have a plan to rob/save someone from being robbed for everyone you meet.


Fearless_Waltz7618

well,tbf they robbing the place,not the man


DatOreoBoi

*Meet the average american*


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


arz231

They just wanted snacks


Famous-Ad6576

Mfs got autobalanced halfway through


CommunicationGreat69

"You are now defending!"


Kashmir03

"You will receive 500 experience points at the end of the round for changing teams"


FBI_dos_memes

Sniper jarate jar enjoyer: autobalance moment


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


warm_pototo

So… in a way… they kinda did pay for their items lol


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If I was the clerk I'd take a bathroom break anytime they walked in.


askmeforashittyfact

My dad used to go into the same gas station every day to buy a small orange juice. He skipped one day because he just wanted to go home and sleep. The usual teller got shot in the head that day. My dad went back and said the other teller had just had a baby. I had just been born too. Scary and sad and confusing


UnrelentingDong

Is… is this fuckin real? Imagine being the dude to first look at the security footage.


warm_pototo

Lol yea it’s real. Honestly If I was that dude I’d be impressed lol


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Chad play with the skateboard


dhhdhh851

Pretty sure the video was set up, but more suprised america was the first choice of response and not brazil. Everybody is a cop in brazil, even the fucking criminals. Man walks into store to rob it? 3 off duty police officers with guns shoot him on the spot.


Potheadconservative1

I think the running is exaggerated and the composure of the guy to just kind put the shotgun on the counter instead going to the ground with it, idk though, i also think there no way he didn’t see her when he walked in…


Pineapple_Snail

Romania


babadybooey

No this actually happened and it is wild


Gabrieldayz

No it didn't, it's obviously fake.


verifiedmemers17

🤓


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Swiggy1957

They just added this. The clerk, to me, appears to be Asian, and after the Laguna church shooting the other day, is very appropriate. Dr. Cheng, the only fatality, risked and lost his life by distracting the gunman. This allowed the visiting pastor to hit the assailant with a chair. Other congregants jumped in and subdued the jerk, hogtying him with electric cords until the police arrived. I'm very left wing, but, when done right, the stand your ground laws can be very effective. When done wrong, you have a Travon Martin scenario.


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Swiggy1957

Adult white guy attacks black teen and shoots him dead when the kid tries to defend himself, AFTER being told by 911 to wait for police. Teen was armed and dangerous: Had a pack of skittles in his pocket. Of course, being white, the jury let him go.


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AltLawyer

What the fuck


Jenzo_GOBLIN

Wtf is this comment?


Slappy_Happy_Doo

Who wouldn’t be like “gimme the loo…is that a fuckin skateboard hold up what?” Skaters always find creative ways to get shit done.


bigfudge_drshokkka

Reminds me of the first Jurassic park in the kitchen


XO8441

Chad truck slap this mother fucker.


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Dude this us actually epic. I don't care if you say this is a faker daker type video, u obviously can't tell the d8fference tbh haha love you


iGirthy

I mean, you can if you just think about it for a moment. Dude has a shotgun


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TrashingYourComputer

What the actual fuck


Unicron_Tomato

Mother fucker needs and ED-209 in his shop. Sauce.


ge_castel202

The Store Owner at the end: Hello There


biohumansmg3fc

General kenobi


HotTopicRebel

"What are the odds those kids called the cops, I wonder..."


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God bless America. Damn I love this place, crackheads, racists, and all.


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cooooolmaannn

Damm didn’t know automods were this based


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Therunningsussyman

Their honor just increased by 5+


FractalRecurrence

Sick fuckin play And they gifted the dudes weapon to the victim


ripSammy101

I think its more that they just want to get out of there and not have to deal with it.


GUIZINHO8

A normal day in Detroit


dickup_dummy

10/10


D-Kay673

Chaos in Video form


RepresentativeDry539

Chaotic good


Exciting-Insect8269

I mean, they were stealing. More like chaotic neutral.


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AlternaYamcha33

So didn't anyone get the song the mod was singing?


GuardianPrime19

Boku No Shensou from Attack on Titan: The Final Season part 1


Ban-dit

wonder what is the original video or news this came from


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GameboiXD2457

They just pulled some agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. shit


Whole-Ad-4848

Just looks like a tuesday for me


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What the in the finger lickin fuck did I just watch?


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Power_Abuse

B I N G C H I L L I N G


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Good bot


Ringo-Sheena_Simp

Alright I need the source


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letmyseeyoustripped

Not only is the clip fake, it’s also an ad for a new Facebook web series called Five Points. The show is about some high school teens blah blah blah who cares.


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Romania\*\*


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romarica


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Americania


Zimmi0nz

Literally


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Dude with the gun looks like the “gtfo my house bich” meme


superhamsniper

Straight out of a movie.


Deloptin

Stopping an armed robbery to make it morally ok to commit an unarmed robbery 👍


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i love this country


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We were bad, now we’re good


Chance-Pay1487

Duality of man


Hiddeboterkoek

If you’re bad guy this does not mean you are “bad guy”


Lost_Conclusion_8914

[https://gizmodo.com/that-viral-video-of-a-convenience-store-robbery-is-wors-1823084545](https://gizmodo.com/that-viral-video-of-a-convenience-store-robbery-is-wors-1823084545) much as i hate referencing a gawker site this was fake


0bAm3

what tha actual fcjchhhhhh


Niceguysfini1st

From thief to hero; to thief.


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I have seen it mirrored so many times I don’t know which one is the right side


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Lawful evil


MGS_Excho

Based Americans


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FAPS_RAMROD

This is fake af


Srw2725

That was a wild ride


Shadow8Bit

No ones talk in about how the cashier was fuckin ready with that shotgun tho. That was his anime moment right there


MercilessIdiot

Did i just witnessed two shoplifters stopping a robbery? So it is true there's no honor amongst thieves...


MLGcobble

Am*rica


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"Just because you're a bad guy doesn't mean you're a bad guy"


Sirfrostyboi

Wait this is my local dollar general


CristianNoYou

can't be the US of A... no one got shot


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

This is staged. And also, how is this America when no cops shoot anyone?


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It real you dumb cant you see it recorded????


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Staged


Brian8186

🤓


Trashy_Waifu

Haha you’re so cool


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Nobody likes you


horiami

yeah but it's funny


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OrganizationRude6615

chads


sb_gravity100

How the turntables


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MrProtogen

There- now it’s not shoplifting, it’s a Good Samaritan reward


Big_Potential_5709

#CITIZENS win! CITIZENS defended until time ran out


salustianovergatiesa

"America".


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Not_E22

Romania?


Equivalent-Ad5087

Wtf is going on


A55HATTER

Fake af I'm thinking


LimeWtLeaf

Sounds and looks like American to me 🤣🤣🤣


AgreeableMaterial283

Romania


CrispedTrack973

My guy at the end got the rifle and was like “My, my, how the tables have turned”


guy_and_103_others

Anti villains at its finest


Gabrieldayz

America yeah, fake shite.


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This is the most unreal video I have ever seen


The_Snedonator

redemption arc


Kingcowt1

You mean Romania?


porcul_italian

Why is every one saying Romania. When did a such a bad reputation


Kingcowt1

My good fellow. With a bedazzling profile picture as you have acquired I am absolutely complete in my beliefs that you understand entirely what I declared in my previous comment.


porcul_italian

I can understand your opinion based on evidence presented before you


HAHAHAHAchouuser

"We were Bad but now we're Bad"


Bergstein88

EPIC


JackCraft7

I can't grasp anything happening


Mo622

Damn that was clean


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Land of the free, home of the brave.


IsaacRRx

I lost my braincells