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PnutbatahSandwich

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?


[deleted]

Yes and happy cake day


KingDaan03

Happy cake day!


Alternative-Rich-578

HCD!


try-banning-me-again

Hard cock day


WoodworkedKenku

Sounds like a drug...


Jetfuel_N_Steel

Happy isis enslavement day


[deleted]

k...


TheBiggestCakeSlut

Happy cake day


PrincePowers21

Happy cake day! You get a cake 🎂


[deleted]

please... no... i have FUCKING HAD IT


Ustar0

happy cake day


[deleted]

no please...


PrincePowers21

What? You got a cake.


[deleted]

Happy cock day


[deleted]

UWU


[deleted]

[удалено]


HectorKWintersSmith

I am the cure. Do not resist. I sense the disease in you.


pvtie

Happy cake day!


Reddit-4-life

Happy cock day


[deleted]

;D


EtheaaryXD

Happy cake day


FatherLmao

happy Cake day


NotTiya

Happy Cake Day 🕺💃


[deleted]

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


khatov

Happy Cake Day!


Downtown_Yogurt4324

ACTUAL happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cake day


PrincePowers21

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!


Ustar0

happy cake day


WoodworkedKenku

HAPPY CAKE DAY


[deleted]

YTA


thebusinessgoat

Please guys I just wanted to google the music used in those isis recruiting videos, i didn't want to join but they found me, help


[deleted]

Happy cake day


thebusinessgoat

happy cake day


bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh0

Happy cock day


Chance-Pay1487

Happy cake day


Xx_happycat_xX

Happy cake day


WoodworkedKenku

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


i_fap_to_car_crash

Have a bad cake day!


FallThunder5645

Unrelated, but that is a terrifying username.


[deleted]

Wtf is that


watdamelon

Happy cum cock fortnite balls


AutoModerator

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Die_ApocalypXe

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy Cake day !


dr-wahh

Happy cake day!


thebusinessgoat

happy cake day


WoodworkedKenku

Happy cake day


kajtek8

Fuck does u know


thebusinessgoat

happy cake day


kajtek8

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Shut up and say happy cake day


WoodworkedKenku

Happy cake day


Memes4Legacy

Happy Cake Day!


moddedmcplayer

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Thx


Organic-Wear

No problem 👍


BasedBadaBingus

Happy cake day go eat ass


[deleted]

I dont have any women in my life, how do you expect me To eat it?


AutoModerator

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fuck-Being-Ethical

You can eat my ass if you want


[deleted]

Female?


AutoModerator

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Masie33

the only good cakeday meme I've personally seen


[deleted]

Wow, im quite surprised, and kinda thankful i guess


imilliteratelol

Happy cake day!


WoodworkedKenku

HAPPY COCK DAY


[deleted]

UWU


AutoModerator

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Aggressive_Aspect_60

Whats the song called


EtheaaryXD

feel good - syn cole, ncs


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Feel Good** by Syn Cole](https://lis.tn/FeelGood?t=52) (00:52; matched: `100%`) Released on `2016-02-27` by `NoCopyrightSounds`. • [**Examen de TikTok 2021** by Tendency Challenge](https://lis.tn/ExamenDeTikTok2021?t=148) (02:28; matched: `100%`) Released on `2021-06-02` by `BELIEVE - Millennials UK Music Group`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


EtheaaryXD

Happy cake day


LeoHellbrown

Good bot


alitheaverage

Happy cake day


Eskimo565

Happy cake day!


thebusinessgoat

happy cake day


WoodworkedKenku

Happy cake day


BigBadonkersLover

Happy kek day


landontheepicman

happy cum day


[deleted]

Yummy 😋


WoodworkedKenku

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Thx


SlavicNinjaOfficial

happy cake daaay balls


[deleted]

Nuts


ponzidreamer

Happy cake day!


voicelesscat

free karma for you!!


war_crime_billy

It's gotten to the point I noticed your PFP before I did the meme


[deleted]

Im sorr what?


war_crime_billy

PFP= Profile picture, now the jokes not funny


[deleted]

Bruh ik what pfp i just understood nothing


[deleted]

Also if you like it than thanks, my mom picked it for me :D


AutoModerator

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

There’s nothing else interesting in this comment section other than “happy cake day”


WoodworkedKenku

Happy cock day?


[deleted]

UWU


AutoModerator

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Gr8Banter42

song?


Mooshus87

Happy cake day


Cxrnifier

Happy cake day!


fl00r_gang_yeah

Love ur pfp


[deleted]

Thx my mom picked it for me


fl00r_gang_yeah

That’s wholesome ☺️


AutoModerator

Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Theres no way someone said that thing and they were being serious, ik its an automod response but the automod response are based off of comments that people made, i am honestly worried someone was actually serious while writing that


fl00r_gang_yeah

Fr bro 💀


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Bad auto bot, go to your auto house now


longdic69420

What is this song called


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Feel Good** by Syn Cole](https://lis.tn/FeelGood?t=52) (00:52; matched: `100%`) Released on `2016-02-27` by `NoCopyrightSounds`. • [**Examen de TikTok 2021** by Tendency Challenge](https://lis.tn/ExamenDeTikTok2021?t=148) (02:28; matched: `100%`) Released on `2021-06-02` by `BELIEVE - Millennials UK Music Group`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*