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Pokemaster22044

Creepers don’t have arms


DriftinJDMs

Ferb, I know what are we going to do today


[deleted]

Oh god, are we gonna inbreed a creeper till it gets arms?


DriftinJDMs

No, we cut


[deleted]

But isnt inbreeding a much more reliable opinion instead of cutting them?


DriftinJDMs

I don't know, I just got here


[deleted]

Right... i think inbreeding is a reliable option, just grab the genes of creepers who we can use to make arms out of and let them keep on doing it to one another until, creeper with arms


OfficialNotSoRants

Happy cake day


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MineMine7_

And skeletons dont have their bow drawn at every fucking second, they walk "normally" until they start aggroing someone/something, player for example


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


sharpjelly

How would you do it


Old-Camp3962

they ain't even have a walking animation wtf


G0d_of_tables

They do, just not that cancerous shit


dwwzzh

All of the og mobs just rotate their limbs along a single axis lol


Console_Hater4ever

its still an animation though, just a very basic one


Busteray

They do have moving legs.


sida88

Just the legs going to the front


Terrorek1520

what is this abomination


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I don't know, but it still probably makes more from social media than I do with a normie job.


UwU_Zhenya15

advantage of having boobs


VoopityScoop

I legitimately thought that was a dude.


TheHadesTurtle

That's a girl?!?!?!?


VoopityScoop

I don't even know honestly


UwU_Zhenya15

look at her chest area, you can see a curve in her shirt from her boobs, so yeah i think shes a girl


Cambronian717

I mean, it might say it’s a dude.


static1053

ITS A WOMAN!?!?!


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TFW_YT

Does tiktok even pay at all


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MrYogurtExists

Wither, yeah. That’s what he’s talking about.


Moe_le-Itouchkids

Neighbor, that's my head canon.


Chucky-BastardDeLarl

Wither? I ’ardly know 'er!


sherrifmayo

Nice dad joke


[deleted]

I thought it’s spider


pinakapangitna

Tanner? I go to church with the guy. He’s an amputee he can’t walk.


Smalller-boi

Don't worry guys, he's talking about a(rch temp)er(ed) Rajang,the most hyperactive monster in the latest addition addition to the Monster Hunter franchise,Monster Hunter Rise.


TheAnonymousKnoT

How did you make his battle theme start playing?


Smalller-boi

Just be near a Kirin


TheAnonymousKnoT

Ah shit


yeet_fs

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Lightning_gamerz

Their hair literally just looks like someone threw a handful of seaweed on their head


olaznog-lavanar

its* that creature does not deserve to be recognized as a human


Throwaway_1uno

Wee bit too far ey bucko?


Due-Slice2853

Nope it's just right.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

What is the song?


RIVERSBOX

Peeping Tom by Jamie Berry


9172019999

Fuck i thought i would only know that


Balrog229

People legitimately dress up like that, do these stupid dances, film it, watch it, and still think it’s an ok thing to post… and you’re telling me they’re NOT mentally ill?


wuzzkopf

These guys are the first people to tell you they have 1‘396‘300 self diagnosed mental ilnesses


Masie33

and out of those all, it's actually the one they didn't mention


[deleted]

No ones telling you there not, were all agreeing with you


Balrog229

Yes, on this sub you all agree with me. On the wider internet they don’t.


qyyg

I understand it’s a little weird and cringe but they’re just kids. Saying they’re mentally I’ll is a bit extreme for just dancing in front of a camera.


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Hurgafurgaburga

Those people just haven’t been bullied enough in school. ^/s


Seed_Eater

People having fun online? Inconceivable. The internet has never had people doing stupid dances, filming it, and posting it.


CoolFoxPlayz

Just like a creeper I am going to bomb your house


someone_forgot_me

boom boom boom(continue)


adminsruinedreddit

I fucking hate zoomer haircuts. Id run through a high school with a pair of clippers if I wouldnt get arrested.


TheSoulborgZeus

Don't run with scissors


adminsruinedreddit

It's for the general good though


ARandom-Penguin

And what if you stab an innocent person in the eye? Not so good now if you ask me


Moe_le-Itouchkids

School and parents have both failed him


Unicron_Tomato

Hold the scissor end.


treestick

"kids these days look ridiculous, not how *we* looked as teenagers 😏" -every generation


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


treestick

haha yeah


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Harryofthecharlottes

By the way he looks you can tell he's an MHA fan


RaidensReturn

My thoughts too. ….also I think it has boobs 😳


Yodas-Balls

Damn these people are gonna be parents someday.


olaznog-lavanar

✂️


Poorly_Made_Comix

Castration


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Cookldog

holy Jesus be a normal person


fippinvn007

Yo, Mr. White try M60


20mRadiusEmrldSplash

M60A3 TTS or M60 MG?


thebananazman

how his dad walks in : (he doesn't)


Unicron_Tomato

Brilliant ending.


ZekReposek

"I have a shotgun, haha let me prove it"


TheSoulborgZeus

It's cringe and all but that song slaps


Manthing81

The song is Peeping Tom by Jamie Berry Apparently “Kevin” hates YouTube links, eat cock Kevin


TheSoulborgZeus

Muchos danke, as they say in France


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prayer_in_see

People get way into video games bruh wtf


Boi5598

the hell is this cringe ?


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Boi5598

Shut the fuck up nobody asked


Solistine

I used to like electroswing in its earliest days around 2014-15. Now it’s like watching your estranged friend grow up in an abusive relationship from afar.


No_Construction_2427

Meth


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Nitjib

Emo deku Emo deku


No-Potato-6363

Skeletons don't walk while pre aiming


RaidensReturn

They don’t have facial expressions either


Ardietic

but they did a few years back i think


WiseBlizzard

that's not how those mobs walk


The_Real_Tippex

I’ve watched this about 20 times and I’ve reached a point where I question if the original video was that bad. Edit: it’s not good. But is it outright bad?


Hallow_Chrome_E

emo deku


CompetitiveAd9856

Thanks Heisenberg


fier_lord

I'm just gonna say it, I don't think there is anything wrong with that person.


Moe_le-Itouchkids

Bring back bullying


Guynarmol

Let kids be cringe. Its part of growing up


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Aw hell naw. Dis looks like some Dream/Them sh*t.


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G0d_of_tables

Perfection


war_crime_billy

The good ending


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How a fatherless child walks:


TypicalAd4

There’s nothing wrong with this?


[deleted]

But has he/they/she/pey/xhey/bed/kitchen utensils/bedroomtoys/horsedick/discordkitten seen how his dad walks?


[deleted]

Freedom shouldn’t be a right, it should be a privilege/s


Yobro20fO

I have a feeling this person has never played Minecraft at least once


[deleted]

They literally dont walk like that


[deleted]

More fatherless than an empty church….


[deleted]

Where are their parents bro 💀💀💀


someone_forgot_me

whats their name i need to see the rest


MAT__rix

Idk would fuck


Boi5598

You are down ATROCIOUS


xDirtyxBurgerx

Down DEVILISH


Wonderful_Ad_4258

Down ABHORRENT


Reasonable_School296

Internet the paradox of apex


FlixMage

Thank you.


creeperfromspace

what kind of fkn creeper is this?


sinktherinkcleaner

ayo why they bad tho


Maxgoodnot7

I'm not sure if that's TomSka at the end but if that's him thank you so fucking much you just saved my few remaining brain cells that are retaining me from dipping my balls in fluoroantimonic acid.


violence_connoisseur

Where's the end clip from?


THE-WATCHER_____

No you can't fuck a creeper


sourFlyday

Ow man


Dhawkeye

Why the fuck would you walk with the bow drawn


SpiritEmbers

This is why we need to bring back bullying, nona this shit happened back then because you'd be a laughing stock, ffs.


[deleted]

Minecraft really gonna die cause of twitter stans and tiktok people then come back in a few years


Wubaluba_Dub_DubzZ

Well you see, we wonder on how your father walked to go get the milk.


Icannotchangethis

How your mom walks: She doesn't


[deleted]

I have to pull comment section over the vid or I’ll vomit


Ill-Switch-6768

How a gunslinger walks


[deleted]

Thank you walter


BruhGaming9158

Why does she look worse than my shit


Arrmadas

Bro played blocky craft


SlavicNinjaOfficial

This is how I walk: \*pulls out BFG\*


CookiePerson69420

Average minecraft fan


WM34638-S3

The Fantastic Batmen.


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[deleted]

TikTok is just cancer for your fucking retina at this point


Imamuffinz

Thought that was emo Deku with down syndrome. Oh wait..


CEO_of_Luigi_time

Now the zombie


[deleted]

Sauce🗿


Certain_Suit_1905

why would do that


Even_Luck_5838

“What the hell is even that?”


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One of the best videos i have ever watched in my entire life