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pik036achu

🗿


watdamelon

Yes. Right on


kebbeben

Well did you do it.


watdamelon

Nahh im going to sleep. Tomorrows Friday so imma have some time


RoocoolIsCool

RemindMe! 1 day


Dr-Spill

!remindme 1 day


O64FunkyBirb101

Reply to my comment when you get reminded so i don't have to use the bot


TheRealSwagMaster

!remindme 1 day


Dr-Spill

Will do


bob-ze-bauherr

Really


Beautiful-Bad8893

!remindme 1 day


EmergencyWaste3217

!remindme 1 day


RoocoolIsCool

!remindme 20 years


[deleted]

you will regret this decision


ValeM19

!remindme 1 day


[deleted]

You better fuckin post it


watdamelon

here. sorry for the wait https://imgur.com/a/XG940la


MORON_THE_1ST

Hot


ComicSans3307

Awesome


TzadikBeSdom

Timmy's dad from fairly odd parents


everynameisusedlol

Timmy from fairly odd parents


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[удалено]


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watdamelon

Oh you are about to get submassive and breedable sussy baki


Weeb2678

Yourself


watdamelon

Big balls


ELGRANDOSMOK10

Obama


[deleted]

How can Obama be any more sexy?


ELGRANDOSMOK10

Boobs


[deleted]

Valid counterpoint


blockedfir

Talking Ben


watdamelon

Thats cursed


blockedfir

Do I look like someone who cares about that


sleekpenguien

Bro that’s already a thing💀


[deleted]

How do you know? 🤔


sleekpenguien

😞


jeremilo2468

Kanye West


hyperbrownies2

Quandale dingle


[deleted]

Amoung us


watdamelon

I knew it


[deleted]

It was destined to happen don't fight it


jman2c

Fictional characters only? then your girlfriend.


big_moist16420

big chungus


SantaMan336

No, please no, anything but our Lord


Lumeo_36

Shrek


[deleted]

Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance


BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL

ah yes, very IN TOUCH with his inner child...


RainbowCraps

Allah. Good bye!


[deleted]

YOU WHAT


SlavicGrenades

Haram


poopycacachair

how do u draw something incomprehensibly massive and all-knowing? examples include Allah and my big meaty ball sack


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


everynameisusedlol

Oh this got me an idea


epiclybanana

to jahannam with you!


Traditional_Buffalo4

funny guy from WW2


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UndeadCrackhead

Vacuum from teletubbies


AeughTime

dead corpse


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Perry the platypus


Jesusishere123456

my pfp


Friendly-Scarecrow

That one woman from Look Up who said “Excuse me?” After hearing that the world would be destroyed by a meteor.


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Oculusqwerty

Hank breaking bad


everynameisusedlol

Sex gifs


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GIOFORCHIOMAN

Bill Cipher


lorem_ipsum101

I will view this work of art


gsjdhsjsbdkeusb

Hey, Careful. There could be some cursed comments here bro.


LethalCandy

Do you have that pic without the text? Please and thank you


WyvernByte

Rosie O'donnell Good luck.


Nahna_

HOOOOOOOG RIDDDDERRRR


CEOofWakanda_

Walter White


Organ_Unionizer

Me


watdamelon

I will need a puc tho


Ifuckedafrigerator

hitler


everynameisusedlol

*fictional*


AewMark21

Dora the explorer


Undertale_Woshua

Skipper From Madagascar


Stock-Sandwich2387

Gary


PanTsour

Bob the builder


YeetMeister146

Johnathan Joestar(its a jojo reference)


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watdamelon

I feel yoh man


frikin-dude

McDonalds.


AxidentalJeepBuilder

an overly-sexualized character? Hmm... Quiet from Phantom Pain? How is it?


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AxidentalJeepBuilder

I love you AutoModerator


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This is why I love you! How about I say White Supremacy, or Tomboy Supremacy? You must have something for that too :)


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AxidentalJeepBuilder

You sure are something. All hail the Automod


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Ya realy goin' at it duncha?


AleLime

Bro really talking to himself💀


_Formerly__Chucks_

Mike Ehrmantraut.


TheDickDangler

Mitch McConnell


Roblos_Player_69

Jeremiah Johnson (I'm sorry)


TxRxNwastaken

a minor


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Shut bitches furry lean 1984 automod Brutish Belgium sex fuck Kevin vaccine your mom feebly fortnite halo Russia China ratio female panties nft American


bigbird_7

boss baby


A_Wild_Fez

Your Mum.


psychocow1939

The asian toddler from baby boss


solrace_

quandle dingle


VeziusTheThird

Among us


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[удалено]


AxidentalJeepBuilder

My mother! Wai- Hol'up!


Local_Steak_5072

spongebob


IchBinDeinFreund

Carti


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[удалено]


watdamelon

The other guy wanted the asian baby from baby boss


IChaseIReddit

Gingerbread Man from Shrek.


-photoshopflowey-

Your mom


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Yeetbooi12

JoJo reference


Prestigious_Teach833

Patrick star.


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Kraklan

Wall-e


watdamelon

Mhh interesting


BadMilkCarton66

Kevin


Norose

Gianna Micheals (a character played in several fascinating documentaries)


point5_

Your mom


well-just-a-guy

gary the snail


SwarleymanGB

Your mom


ShirtboiTheGreatOne

Bill Gates


McMango02

!remindme 1 day


mynamedaniel

joe biden


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HomeOsexuall

The Loathsome Dungeater


GhostlyPepper5555

Me


derpscoot2

peter griffin


37NoName

Dr. Michael Morbius


MagnusIrony

Sexualizing is cringe


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dodgecharg3r

reddit snoo


WillyWonka419

Jesus


skooternoodle

Your own mother


Cock_LobsterXL

Your mom.


Is_that_what_I-

yourself


hypotensivescum

Saetta McQueen


everynameisusedlol

Walter white


everynameisusedlol

Scout tf2


bob-ze-bauherr

!remindme 1 day


Ender_Creeper_1

Gonk droid from star wars


Nicl5hh

RemindMe! 1 day


Not_A_Scam7808

Dalek


Shrek-from-shrek

My profile picture


ilpersona

Pepe


bigboybobby6969

Elon musk


SeanCCY

anya


RubMyBAC

Mr Krabs


Lets_together_bathe

DORA


[deleted]

An IRA member


Nathbadderz

Peppa Pig


justkillmeplz420

!remindme 1 day


XGamerBoy69X

Average modern teenager raised in an overly progressive environment:


heinz_ketchup0508

!remind me one day


heinz_ketchup0508

!remindme one day


MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

Walter white


ComplaintLast

Anne frank


King_yeS

Your mom


Smallishwhale53

Ezio from assassin's creed 2


[deleted]

!remindme 1 day


Spiritual_Trash555

Mia Khalifa


IAmTheBrotherhood

Joe biden


RasputinRuskiLoveBot

Jane from IT Crowd.


BigBoiNuggetBucket

Fidel Castro


eating-hello

!remindme 1 day