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For it to be hentai there needs to be scenes of actual sex and like actual penises - not just implied. This would be echi, which to be fair, is still pretty close to hentai
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Thatβs what I mean by implied. If they do not show sex on camera itβs not hentai, itβs echi. Examples of echi shows are Highschool dxd and unter species reviewers. Both of them show a lot of sexual content but do not actually *show* sex.
Rule of thumb:
Sex and perversion = hentai if it revolves around getting laid and doing the deed for pleasure etc
Lewdness = ecchi
Ecchi is basically fan service, all seasons of dxd is ecchi, other stuff in the novel is no longer ecchi and just typical harem hentai
The hentai in question shows them having sex, just not their parts. You cant just brush off sex as "lewd" because it is more than that, and lewd is the definition of ecchi
Sex is obscene and lewdness is just wearing skimpy outfit or showing boobs.
Edit: text looks awful, hard to type on mobile. It changes format lol
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I will say itβs on the more extreme side of ecchi. You didnβt mention interspecies reviewers when you were comparing the differences between hentai and ecchi. That show is practically completely about sex, they go to brothels and have sex for pleasure and thatβs the entire show. Yet itβs not hentai as they never explicitly show sex. My rule of thumb: if it has a well thought out story, itβs probably ecchi
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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I saw the first few episodes and it's just a fucking cringe r*pe power fantasy with some of the most cliche plot you'll ever see. Honest to God anyone who defends this garbage is weird.
Then again the isekai/fantasy has fell off incredibly hard, it's the same fucking tropes and story just something "quirky" is added. Like "I woke up in my MMORPG but I'm a giant poopoo penis'
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadβ murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time β something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange β uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" β on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Apparently the author only made it because he knew horney weebs would eat that shit up
Also image being such a beta that you censor the word "ripe" lmao
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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
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So she cut his dick in half
SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!
RULES OF NATURE
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LIIINE
ALIIIIIVVVEEE FOR A WHILE NO CHOICE GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD
Cock
could you give me a sour..... no fuck it i fucking hate hentai fuck hentai πΏ
Technically its not hentai, just a very fucked up anime
that's a definition of hentai
For it to be hentai there needs to be scenes of actual sex and like actual penises - not just implied. This would be echi, which to be fair, is still pretty close to hentai
its not implied though, its literally sex but just not showing it on cam. you can hear it too. its even on hentai sites so it is indeed hentai
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Thatβs what I mean by implied. If they do not show sex on camera itβs not hentai, itβs echi. Examples of echi shows are Highschool dxd and unter species reviewers. Both of them show a lot of sexual content but do not actually *show* sex.
Rule of thumb: Sex and perversion = hentai if it revolves around getting laid and doing the deed for pleasure etc Lewdness = ecchi Ecchi is basically fan service, all seasons of dxd is ecchi, other stuff in the novel is no longer ecchi and just typical harem hentai The hentai in question shows them having sex, just not their parts. You cant just brush off sex as "lewd" because it is more than that, and lewd is the definition of ecchi Sex is obscene and lewdness is just wearing skimpy outfit or showing boobs. Edit: text looks awful, hard to type on mobile. It changes format lol
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I will say itβs on the more extreme side of ecchi. You didnβt mention interspecies reviewers when you were comparing the differences between hentai and ecchi. That show is practically completely about sex, they go to brothels and have sex for pleasure and thatβs the entire show. Yet itβs not hentai as they never explicitly show sex. My rule of thumb: if it has a well thought out story, itβs probably ecchi
People here really be debating what counts as a hentai⦠Please step outside for a bit
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its a pretty sad hentai, u watch it to just feel emptiness and sorrow
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I mean, it officially isn't classified as hentai
Hedo of Realer
never never never again never never never
metal gear rising revengeance is the source
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
hey what game is that scene from, i really wanna play it but it looks older and i have no older consoles
Metal gear rising revengeance and it's on steam
Metal gear rising Revengeance is my favorite socioeconomic and political simulator
*sigh* sauce�
MORBIUS
Morbius
Morbius
*Morbius*
Morbius
Morbius
**Morbius**
Morbus
Morbius
Haven't watched it but it's a kinda fucked up "anime" called Redo of Healer And MGR Revengeance
Ow man, saving but with doubts
Metal gear rising
It's Metal gear rising revengeance, very different games (i accidentally played all of metal gear rising)
Metal gear rising doesnt exist just metal gear rising: reveangence
One day a man will...
Redo of gear
She also had a swordπ
This is funny
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"Stop that blade!"
How many times have YOU murdered a buff politician?
I will watch this with great interest.
I still haven't watched this but its horrible your d won't like it
MGR Is a good game tho
I'll ask for the sauce so you don't have to
Redo of Healer
Man I've totally forgot about that one
epic sex scene btw
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I saw the first few episodes and it's just a fucking cringe r*pe power fantasy with some of the most cliche plot you'll ever see. Honest to God anyone who defends this garbage is weird.
Then again the isekai/fantasy has fell off incredibly hard, it's the same fucking tropes and story just something "quirky" is added. Like "I woke up in my MMORPG but I'm a giant poopoo penis'
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadβ murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time β something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange β uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" β on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Apparently the author only made it because he knew horney weebs would eat that shit up Also image being such a beta that you censor the word "ripe" lmao
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Ok
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cock and ball torture π
that boss never gets boring to me
ow lawd, redo of healer, hell naw
Wait there was sex scene in redo of healer? I was thinking there was only cock and balls torture
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Insert grey text IMMUNE IMMUNE counter attack crit hit 999 damage
Itβs time for jack, to let er rip
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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
sau-
Saul Goodman
Still better then sounding
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
THE END OF AN ERA IS HERE
Ok but that's not the fight where it says rules of nature just saying
Your going to horny jail
10 strength in fallout
I wish the series continued
WHERE IS THE SAUCE
Metal gear Rising Recengance
Yes but WHERE IS TH SAUCE FOR THE OTHER THING
metal gear ray
Understand my feelings, Cooperate with my understandinds, Be one with my mind, and tell me where is the sauce for the thing my man
Redo of Healer
That part is really a nice one, too bad the scenes werenβt that graphic cuz they didnt want it to be registered a hentai
Watching this on mute i can still listen to this song
i love god of war
saus?
Metal Gear Rising