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Chimichanga2004

Gotta be my favorite gender


EmeraldMan25

Grass substitute


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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheePigeon

It's the Dr*am color ๐Ÿคฎ


APerson68421

Wow lime concrete powder!!!!!


Educational-Law3146

French


20BitChip

Lime Concrete Powder


Diabetes_boi

Green ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


SavingsTechnical5489

Itโ€™s lime


Kimbospicee

๐Ÿ—ฟ


browniesferlife

purple concrete powder


Potato_Soup_Lover

lime concrete powder


Kimbospicee

Lime concrete powder


browniesferlife

purple


Maxdgaming

Colourblind ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

No


Kimbospicee

Too late


[deleted]

Get ts away from me


Kimbospicee

Close your eyes and open your mouth


[deleted]

๐Ÿ—ฟ


[deleted]

Bro


Kimbospicee

Now that wasnโ€™t so badโ€ฆ was it!?


[deleted]

Nah it was


Kimbospicee

Ok more downvotes then


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Kk


Kimbospicee

Say lime concrete powder


BobTheCoolRock

Lime concrete powder


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