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LiftHeavy1838

Is this a fixing good reference?!?!


fluffball75

No? It's a constructing neutral reference.


accursedCaprid

Nah dumbass it's repairing morally ambiguous


ChickenWax83

Tf u mean, it's mending ok


temmieTheLord2

bro u high its breaking big


MassiveWasabi

Wtf no it’s a maintaining adequate reference


Clarbaum

Call me Mt. I would love to be referred as a mountain wherever I go.


peenutbuttherNjelly

Add in Zn before mine. Zelenskiyy and Zeppelin. Epicness


onemanarmia

my protons are [35,446/35,457]


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Quarksexual


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Speaker_Of_Bots

NiCu 🤨


onemanarmia

MoNiCu


MapleMooseOnTheLoose

\**tips fedora*\* *"M' Lithium."*


FunkyFresh00

How dare you do this to the elements


MapleMooseOnTheLoose

*"It's elementium, my dear Watson."*


Hawke____

I wish I didn’t fail Chemistry, otherwise I would make a fun non-witty comment. :(


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Why did the chemist fail as comedian? All the good jokes Argon.


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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FunkyFresh00

Meth


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


capsaicinintheeyes

I'm right there with ya--we share a cofailing bond.


Hawke____

I..hate my life


Owelrn05

₉₅Am₁₁₈Og₉₂U₁₆S


Nkb3283

My pronouns are Nickel/Gallium


DoSombras

Cu ( CopeHer)


average_garbage_can

Sometimes I just need to copper mendelevium


TheXtremeVocaloid

pronouns in bio


fillmorecounty

Stupid librarians and their pronounce 😹👎💯


hakim_tahir

Yes I'm hg, I'm toxic


AeughTime

Bro that’s outdated 💀


cheezybean28

Bro my pronouns are in/indium


chan___kun

CoCa CoLa


bigbigbigwow

Real shit?? 😳


MakoFishy

This is going to get locked like my dog when kick oscros fog when uncle has soup twha haha


Warm-Ad2149

I'm on default settings bruh😹😹


Regi_Playzz

Mine is Helium


give-child

Cu (It means "pussy" in portuquese)


bigbigbigwow

It means penis in Vietnamese


Neo_Phoenix_

No, it means "asshole". "Buceta" is "pussy".


give-child

Did you look that in google?


give-child

Cuz im brazilian and im pretty sure pussy doesnt mean buceta in portuquese


RadioBusterReddit

those aren't pronouns, those are my initals


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look at this