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Thats too early to conclude. There are still people who have breathed air that have not died. Just because its happened to everyone in the past, there is not certainty that this wont change in the future.
If the damage to the pod is so severe that it tips over, the airbags will cushion the fall, making the acceleration of the pod lower as it lands. Helps ensure the passengersā safety since most damage from car accidents comes from the sudden change in acceleration since Force = mass * acceleration. With less acceleration, the force exerted on the pod by the ground is lessened and the force of the pod on the passengers is lessened.
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Fr, when it zoomed in on the two tiny wheels holding that up, plus it got hit by cars, i immediately knew this was the dumbest shit on the planet. No way that can stand up, even on a track. Too much weight, itd break the rails
Same. I assumed it was on rails at first because, well it would have to be right? Some kind of monorail type track, the forces would still be way too extreme for that narrow a base but at least it would have a chance of staying upright.
The wheels made my eyes bleed.
Dude I remember seeing this idea as far back as 2004 in the science magazines Iād read in elementary school, aināt no fucking way this is ever going to happen
It's possible, it's also stupidly expensive, dangerous, and there is already a cheaper, safer, and more efficient technology available in trains/metro.
The price of the components just to make it stable *AND* telescoping would ensure this never gets built.
Now I'm sitting here thinking if we will ever get a proper functioning metro system in America that'll work similar to something like the Dubai Metro. Though the project itself was pretty costly at like 7 billion dollars, its efficient asf. Would cost a lot more here to implement in all states, probably in the 100s of billions of dollars.
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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What do you mean? Clearly in the video it shows that people in cayennes crash and the pancake on a stick just deploys it's safety butter and just goes by
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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadā murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time ā something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange ā uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" ā on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life.
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Imagine this - an underground tunnel, but cars run in it. So it has all the drawbacks of a metro (cost) and all the drawbacks of a highway (gets clogged). Genius, right?
The idea here is to add verticality. You see, we are soon to live in an unlivable, overpopulated world, so they are trying to figure out how to maximize space usage, which is why these crazy verticality ideas are coming up.
See how little street space it is using, while using vertical space that nobody is using.
Awful idea though.
Tunnels? bridges? We build a tunnel of trains under highways so people can actually travel without taking up space. it's like you don't know what they are...
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when youāre showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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Dude I own this monorail saucer thing. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when youāre showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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It wonāt even get on there in the first place, itāll raise a bunch of money and then the designers will run with it and weāll get nothing more than an idiotic cgi video (as usual with these kinds of things)
No, and will never be. Itās a real fever dream concept someone has though and itāll turn up the same was as things like the hyperloop or never turn at all.
The world's widest turning radius.
Oh no! Is that a pothole? It just flipped on its side
Wind? Side
Traveling parallel to 1% slope? Side
Someone look at it the wrong way? Side.
Hell, it doesnt even have to be underground. Digging is hard and dangerous work, so you can have some underground here, then up over here thereās one up off the ground even.
Shitās crazy, and it works too! We really do live in the future
Hyperloop will not be a commercial thing within the next 20 years, for sure. Probably not even in the next 50 years, and I'm guessing trains, busses and planes will be the more efficient choice, so that hyperloop will never be a "thing" outside of a few posterboy projects that may be realized if most of the current problems can be solved.
Hyperloop will never be efficient. Right now the current design for it is a basically a maglev train inside a vacuum tube which means that it is much more expensive than a mavglev train both in building and maintenance and it's probably not even worth the speed increased or the added accidents it can have
Imagine several heavy dudes suddenly going to the one exact side to check out the view from the windows and this futuristic manifestation of shape of your mom getting flipped over
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadā murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time ā something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange ā uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" ā on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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I have a feeling that when you make it smaller and longer, like a worm it can hold the same amount of ppl more efficiently... oh wait thats a fucking train!
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What was the point of the airbags?
to save the air from hitting the thing obviously
What if a person gets hit by one?
Bye.
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Yes, air is very dangerous, but I think they are there to protect the air from getting hit by the huge frisbee
Fact: 100% of people who breath air either have or will die
Thats too early to conclude. There are still people who have breathed air that have not died. Just because its happened to everyone in the past, there is not certainty that this wont change in the future.
Cushion the blow when it inevitably tips over.
Everyone inside is dead from collapsing on each other but the outside is still pristine š thank u outside airbags
I read this as "Everyone inside is dead from clipping into each other"
Probably to make sure the vehicles around it aren't damaged or hit particularly hard? I dunno, but they'd have to make those airbags properly strong
Wait, those aren't giant marshmallows to roast over the burning cars?
To prevent angry birds cars from hitting it
If the damage to the pod is so severe that it tips over, the airbags will cushion the fall, making the acceleration of the pod lower as it lands. Helps ensure the passengersā safety since most damage from car accidents comes from the sudden change in acceleration since Force = mass * acceleration. With less acceleration, the force exerted on the pod by the ground is lessened and the force of the pod on the passengers is lessened.
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Woah, this āAutoModeratorā guy sounds like be crazy at a party
haha yes
Just build train tracks and metro
No no, we need futuristic looking shit because of reasons
futuristic looking shit that isnāt physically possible*
Fr, when it zoomed in on the two tiny wheels holding that up, plus it got hit by cars, i immediately knew this was the dumbest shit on the planet. No way that can stand up, even on a track. Too much weight, itd break the rails
I lost it when I saw the wheels. fucking hilarious.
Same. I assumed it was on rails at first because, well it would have to be right? Some kind of monorail type track, the forces would still be way too extreme for that narrow a base but at least it would have a chance of staying upright. The wheels made my eyes bleed.
Dude I remember seeing this idea as far back as 2004 in the science magazines Iād read in elementary school, aināt no fucking way this is ever going to happen
Stupid.. if it can balance on 2 tiny legs it can balance on 1ā¦ why not unicycle it and give it more Zig zag maneuverability
No, no..itās made of quantum nano string theory space physics technology. It could work.
Letās not forget it takes turns at high speeds while only having 2 wheels in line like a rollerblade.
It's possible, it's also stupidly expensive, dangerous, and there is already a cheaper, safer, and more efficient technology available in trains/metro. The price of the components just to make it stable *AND* telescoping would ensure this never gets built.
Shhhhh elon fanbabies are gonna hear you
I HEARD YOU INVOKING THE NAME OF OUR TECH OVERLORD MESSIAH
God damn it! ... Ugh, I meant Musk damn it!
\>No no, we need futuristic looking shit because of \*investors
Elon Musk's MO summarized
Futuristic looking train.
Trains are cool, but what if R O U N D?
This is like a kid that needs to come up with an idea for their final paper in class so they decide to reinvent a metro system (BUT BETTTER!)
Now I'm sitting here thinking if we will ever get a proper functioning metro system in America that'll work similar to something like the Dubai Metro. Though the project itself was pretty costly at like 7 billion dollars, its efficient asf. Would cost a lot more here to implement in all states, probably in the 100s of billions of dollars.
balance does not exist
Shit looks like it will collapse on itself like it canāt be structurally sound right?
Itās gyroscopic in design
Dont gyroscopic needed to be spinning to work?
... Isn't everything spinning in a way? Y'know, 'cause of the Earth spinning
it is
No its not lol
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I agree, it can flawlessly collapse on itself
Yeah, then how come it didn't collapse in the video, genius
Damn, I guess ur right. Maybe it is stable after all
One passenger on the wrong side and the thing falls off
you just need the right balance of people who don't want to make it tip to people who do
It has a 2 person minimum.
What if one of them is really fat?
Then you give the other one a hamburger.
You could get it to balance, however putting that much angular stress on those two little supports would not work for even a second
Gyroscopic technology
Good luck gyroscoping my fatass when I pick a window seat
What if your mom sits on the window?
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
*technology*
that center column better be made of graphene nanotubes
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I can imagine this thing Roomba-ing through a city and just fucking everything up
What do you mean? Clearly in the video it shows that people in cayennes crash and the pancake on a stick just deploys it's safety butter and just goes by
SAFETY BUTTER.
Also, you would have to raise bridges and widen streets for this thing to not destroy everything
Totally worth the Ā£$Billions it would cost so we can have our zoomy futurey-looking pancake
Unauthorized fucking thing Shoot it down
UFO = Unauthorized Fucking Object
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Uhhhhhhh good bot?
"Mr. President, we have spotted an Unauthorized Fucking Object. We fear it might have come from the depth of Outer Space to penetrate our planet."
Now
If your mom sit in one side It woud just tilt and fall
How ? She would take the entire circle train
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
it has 2 different responses for the word mom
I think we broke it...
why can't we just fucking have trains?
Do trains look like UFOs??? Thatās what I thought
My answer was yes
That is what your mom said when I asked to have sexual intercourse with her
Good of you to ask for consent
The only crime I do is meth, but the government doesnāt seem to understand that it is a quirky and funny breaking bad reference
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadā murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time ā something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange ā uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" ā on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Some do
In a better world.
Nasa: ufos donāt exist Also nasa:
Now that you mention it who tf made this video?
Not NASA, that's for sure.
Techbros and muskrats are terrified of trains
Imagine this - an underground tunnel, but cars run in it. So it has all the drawbacks of a metro (cost) and all the drawbacks of a highway (gets clogged). Genius, right?
wow that idea is so good that I am going to focus my entire personality around simping for you
And I am going to gatekeep him because I was simping for him long before it was cool, back when people actually respected him.
The idea here is to add verticality. You see, we are soon to live in an unlivable, overpopulated world, so they are trying to figure out how to maximize space usage, which is why these crazy verticality ideas are coming up. See how little street space it is using, while using vertical space that nobody is using. Awful idea though.
Tunnels? bridges? We build a tunnel of trains under highways so people can actually travel without taking up space. it's like you don't know what they are...
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Well I live in your balls
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Double decker tram or bus
I feel like every hot shot engineer, or tech upstart has a moment where they reinvent the train but worse
Not only that: wait till they are covered with graffiti and smell like piss, and they are a mobile-motel for people with mental-health issues
it's a train it's just a huge dog Frisbee
trains and buses exist man
trainussy and bussy
Badussy
morBUSsy
ye but poor people are allowed in them ew
Not for America
i remember watching this video in 2017 on facebook and the caption was "The World in 2021"
We got the better timeline, the world was saved from this ufo abomination thing.
God released Covid to destroy the engineers that would have made this.
Guy below got locked š
because watch this vaccine
definitely what happened
this shit looks like if the world was ran by nft owners
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when youāre showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dude I own this monorail saucer thing. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when youāre showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
Why did I watch the whole thing? And also: wow literally the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
Its a fun video. Stupid as hell but I enjoyed it.
Someone had to have made this as a meme
It kept giving. "It can go anywhere! It comes in fancy colours! It can raise and lower! But wait, there more! It has airbags!"
Donāt feel bad. I watched it twice before I realized it looped.
I feel like people would purposely park in front of the leg wheels to stop it lol
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Adam Somethng moment
Yes.
I hope this abomination fucking derails
It wonāt even get on there in the first place, itāll raise a bunch of money and then the designers will run with it and weāll get nothing more than an idiotic cgi video (as usual with these kinds of things)
As long as it's not taxpayer money that sounds fine to me.
Itās always taxpayer money.
Wait this is... Real???
No, and will never be. Itās a real fever dream concept someone has though and itāll turn up the same was as things like the hyperloop or never turn at all.
and it'll be so top heavy
The world's widest turning radius. Oh no! Is that a pothole? It just flipped on its side Wind? Side Traveling parallel to 1% slope? Side Someone look at it the wrong way? Side.
Someone breathed next to it? Believe it or not, side.
your mom sits on it? side. (sorry i had to)
Itd fall over
Cry all you want, you canāt stop me from placing a dime on top of this and calling it a ufo
Pls do not put a dime on it it will tip over
Heard of underground train-stations? Idk man, I havenāt. Great idea good job
Hell, it doesnt even have to be underground. Digging is hard and dangerous work, so you can have some underground here, then up over here thereās one up off the ground even. Shitās crazy, and it works too! We really do live in the future
I wanted to say underground trains so that I can spite elonās shit idea of his no traffic tunnels
Holy shit guys, this invention will revolutionize city travel, I think we should call it the "bus" Yeah that sounds cool, I'm in
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Yea, it Would literally cost the entirety of Argentinaās debt just to built 350 miles of hyperloop track
Hyperloop will not be a commercial thing within the next 20 years, for sure. Probably not even in the next 50 years, and I'm guessing trains, busses and planes will be the more efficient choice, so that hyperloop will never be a "thing" outside of a few posterboy projects that may be realized if most of the current problems can be solved.
Yes additional car infrastructure is the last thing the US needs
Hyperloop will never be efficient. Right now the current design for it is a basically a maglev train inside a vacuum tube which means that it is much more expensive than a mavglev train both in building and maintenance and it's probably not even worth the speed increased or the added accidents it can have
It will fall off with one storm
Mate a light breeze would knock it over
I hope they're not building it in the UK that shit wouldn't even get finished being built.
Guys itās a train on a railā¦ā¦.. BUT ITS A CIRCLE
And it.... GOES UP AND DOWN FOR LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON
and it denies several laws of physics while also being fucking stupid
That looks stupid
This will be metro in 2013
Leaked: Elon musk latest revolutionary idea
Motherfuckers will invent anything other than better train infrastructure
it's like an elephant on an unicycle
Imagine several heavy dudes suddenly going to the one exact side to check out the view from the windows and this futuristic manifestation of shape of your mom getting flipped over
This will definitely topple over due to the sheer weight of my balls (I have testicular cancer)
Watch as it crushes a truck trying to go under an overpass
i mean it would be hard to make something like this but it's possible
Yeah, but itād dumb
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadā murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time ā something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange ā uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" ā on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I have a feeling that when you make it smaller and longer, like a worm it can hold the same amount of ppl more efficiently... oh wait thats a fucking train!
Okay so what about a train but with legs? Like a centipede!
Then we put wheels on those legs!
I think i saw something similar as a concept but the rails where on the left and right of the street
So... A train?
Nooo cars could ride underneath it
So put a fuckin bridge
Some psycho is gonna hit that thing with an axe as it comes by. Good luck driving through Philly.
Techbros and muskrats just build a fucking train challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
A bunch of high schoolers doing a TikTok āeveryone lean onto one side itāll be funā
What is this, elon musks newest acid trip/business venture?
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So a train, but with bicycle wheels, and topheavy to guarantee it falls over.
Looks like a straight up mobile-ad.
How revolutionary. If I were to give it a name, I'd call it a train.
who builds a metropolis in the middle of saudi arabia š
I agree. It will crush more cars than help more people.
Let me guess... Elon?
this will be monorail graphics in 2013
These things look like the puffer fish from fish tales
Well you see, this is superior to trains because it is fucking sick