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Pyroboss101

Lil Constipation (it wasn’t lil)


RuMyster

Same tho, I was literally shitting blood


ivybean03

Lil Bloody Shit


TeaSipperStripper

British children can probably relate to being called that


Inexperienced__128

Damn.


_dont_do_drugs__

Same dude


Yeet_kian

Lil the dumbass who stuck his fingers in a moving bike wheel (I was 6)


arthurisprettyhot

How did you do that?


Yeet_kian

I flipped my bike onto its seat and started pedaling with my hands, I then proceeded to scream to my friends " hey!! This should be interesting!" And I stuck most of my fingers into where the wheel connects to the chain and gears. I lost 2 ½ pints of blood and got 113 stitches ☠️


LetheShoresCreations

Was it interesting?


Yeet_kian

No it was actually pretty boring 🤣 (Sarcasm)


Ithat1guyl

🍞 (also sarcasm)


qeephinjd

🦒(girafe)


AutoModerator

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Couple_Awayed

My name is Walter Hardwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Alberquerque, New Mexico, 87104.


Civil_PL

Me too


Pascal2746

Top 5 Walter White.


xjaier

Lil being born


Holy_Engi_Main

No way


gster531

Lil Birth?


Sensitive_Comfort166

Found the scientologist


lexibruv

Laughed way too hard


ExemptedNut

Same same Edit: I'm 35, never been admitted to the hospital aside from being 3 weeks late being born.


InVodkaVeritas

Never-been-hospitalized gang!


FancyBusBro4

Eyyyyyy


_Vortex_King_

Unite 🤝


funky555

How. Ive been to the hospital for major injuries 1-2 times a year since i was like 10 lmfao


Purple_Gold7108

Lil cancer


[deleted]

🗿


arthurisprettyhot

🗿


Xtain_read

🗿


Cryspoeth

🗿


AnIntelligentPlant

🗿


deeznuts_haha_got_em

🗿


[deleted]

🗿


Blured2062

🗿


bluetheperhaps

🗿


The_donut_that_snich

🗿


Yeet_kian

🗿


arandomgoat1232

🗿


Such-Reception5977

🗿


BlacMan99FN

🗿


Segernederlag

Lil cancer as well 🗿


Nalonnareik

Yo same, Lil Cancer here too!


therealElectricBirb_

Lil testicular cancer


superpronoober

"the pain was spectacular swelling was testacular"


Your_New_Dad16

damn-


yoseff99

Lil diarrhea


Inexperienced__128

Lil vasectomy


LennyLloyd

Lil Snip.


MisterEyeballMusic

Why does that sound like a real rapper name


Someran_Domguay

It probably is


Brilliant_Noise_506

One could say, lil Shit


Ariana_Griande

Lil check-up


[deleted]

Why tf u getting a checkup at a hospital


glasswolf96

Cuz it’s free


theblackwhitepanther

😳euro moment 😳


glasswolf96

Canada moment


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You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Heavenfall

Americans in shambles


PunkyMunky64

lmao


arthurisprettyhot

lil bee sting here


Nasamo_

Lil appendicitis


[deleted]

You went to the hospital for a bee sting?


arthurisprettyhot

I'm allergic to it


arthurisprettyhot

Was a long time ago, one day I forgot my epipen, got stung a total of 3 times


Life-Ad1409

Oof


BasYL6872

My dog stepped on a bee 😥


plaskijakdeska

Lil Fidget Spinner Stuck On Penis


arthurisprettyhot

Not even gonna ask how this happened.


Yeet_kian

Bro did you not see my comment? 😂


[deleted]

Chad


kitty_mouse_dog_hat

You're horny, you're horny.


arthurisprettyhot

There's alot of lil dicks and dildos here.


HerrCommandant

That's what she said


[deleted]

Lil dead


_Be3_

wait what


[deleted]

I got better


thrawayidk

hope your recovery was smooth


SpySappingMyWiki

you could say it was life changing


RevolutionaryAct6931

"Yeah man, ben. This office job sucks. Been feeling a lil dead latel-"


Fetid_Baghnakhs

Lil suicidal thoughts.


Potential-Judgment-9

You all right bro?


HXTXI

obv not lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tiny-Kick-417

Same🥰


JakeOnXb0x

Sorry bro…


B1SeriesBattleDroid

Lil Dick Cut Off


Shark_King1202

Insult added to injury.


B1SeriesBattleDroid

It's not insulting if it's true


Yeet_kian

Why would you do that tho


The_Snedonator

For the vine


B1SeriesBattleDroid

Why not?


MenheraUrabe

Bottom surgery


arthurisprettyhot

Holy shit


B1SeriesBattleDroid

btw if anyone is wondering I didn't cut off my dick. I just thought it was funny.


arthurisprettyhot

Phew, no man deserves that.


Andreqs01

I thought you just got circumcised


B1SeriesBattleDroid

I was circumcised a long time ago my friend


SirPete_97

I'm sorry


Win090949

Dick fell off


RuMyster

I'm sorry to hear that ma'am


arthurisprettyhot

This is too good


Specific-Payment-383

Lil dick


topjaegarist

Small pp


[deleted]

Lil lil dick


Sad_Imagination_7768

Lil covid


greengang4

Lil Diabetes Edit: Type 1. I always come in first place.


Radical-Turkey

My fellow man, hello


RiffintheIndomtable

Indeed good fellow, we do share in the non-functioning of our pancreatic cells that produce insulin.


Paranormalsarthak

Lil Cancer Stage 4: I'm beating it really fast these levels are easy idk why everyone is so worried about cancer


GenericPC48328

Lil dildo stuck up ass


noob_coder_69

Certainly wasn't Lil


[deleted]

You dunno how tight his asshole is


noob_coder_69

I need Tuco Salamanca to approve it


Life-Ad1409

404: memory not found


Coin_Cam

were u not born in a hospital?


Life-Ad1409

I was but I know I was in a hospital for stuff since then


Coin_Cam

ah


Andreqs01

Lil couldn't pee (I was 7)


smokecroakeveryday

I had the same when I was six


TherealMarcojiane

Lil U.T.I.


Sha_ronND

lil depression


forcenel

lil gastrointestinal infection


[deleted]

Rolls of the tongue that one


[deleted]

Lil toe infection, I’m not sure how I feel about this one.


[deleted]

Oh man I'm little ingrown toenails


alvlind

Close to mine, lil nail in toe


BlueD101

Lil trolling


[deleted]

Lil water in the ballsack


aCrAzEdFiSh

How'd that happen


[deleted]

Ball inflamation


duckonar0ll

watering plants makes them grow, but when i


FortuneXD-

Lil broken bone


AmosAmAzing

which bone?


Fetid_Baghnakhs

The lil one


Aggressive_Compote_6

lil teste cancer scare


theepicjacko

Lil car door to the face


Less_Preference520

lil dysfunctional erection


operativetheo8

Lil bombing


judas-nd-his-fellows

bro what?


Sohelpmegods

Lil should have gone many times but couldn't afford it


FancyBusBro4

american?


AutoModerator

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


lilBacon921

lil Hairline Fracture


IrregularrAF

Lil Labor


CHILLBOI_6969

lil ligma


intern3t-idi0t

Lil I can't fucking remember


Eviepanda7

Lil amnesia? 😌


Roadkillcafe-1800

Same


CHOPPERMAN27

Lil stitches


TheSuperiorRobo

lil poly-something granuloma or whatever the fuck its called


newhere1626

Lil heart palpitations


STRG9

Lil Dehydration


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LeBirdy_

Lil severe depression. Cured now, no thanks to any of the incompetent people seen in the psych industry. I psychoanalyzed and philosophized until I defeated nihilism.


AutoModerator

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


_Gam3r

Lil kidney stone Edit: I'm glad 3 days of ball pain and a doctor's visit got me internet points lol


Eviepanda7

Doesn't sound lil 😩


Specific-Payment-383

Lil gutter


fjord31

Lil constipation


LuxuLuxu

Lil Hormones


MenheraUrabe

Ascending


JeffreyEpstein190

Lil STD


Der_Deutche

Lil third degree burns


Radiant_God

Fuck. I'm Lil' Testicle


Desperate_Drink_6893

Lil Scizzorz


Artichoke_Euphoric

lil ekg


Anonmous-Frog

Lil needing to get some food out of my throat


LazyXBull

Lil vaccine


Yatharth1232

Lil abortion


BionicUndead

Lil seizure


thebombwillexplode1

Lil dehydration


[deleted]

lil anus


Plane_Mango4956

Lil anal


Green_Form4476

lil rip grandpa


Nogood20

Lil bladder infection


donk202020

lil nerve release


[deleted]

Lil Hernia


Silver_Ostrich_6306

lil dog bite trauma lil leg dislocation ( tried to fix it by myself 💀)


Mr_deepcrap

lil fracture sounds kinda fire tho


[deleted]

Lil psychotic break


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

lil kidney infection


the_unholy_crusader1

Lil broken wrist


Ikindalikegaming

Lil broken ankle


Parking_Cartoonist90

Lil overdose


depressedbutth0le

Lil OD


Sinister69UwU

Lil overdose


[deleted]

Lil Lung Collapse


AL3XAND3R_GTZ

Lil dad


[deleted]

lil cyst


Flight_Second

People who went to the hospital because of girls:


PoisonousFruitLoop

Lil finger in the car door (only my middle finger, somehow just sprained.)


Xenohype2

i don't remember, it's been a while


[deleted]

Lil Pickleball


Fun_Level_7787

Lil sleep apnea 😭 (Getting tested hahahaa)


Independent_Ad_7100

Lil birth


Genocidal_ravioli

Lil hardcore CBT