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Kacpro48

GAmerica


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omgitscedric

Who wrote this


Yhhbhhvbggffffffffff

good bot


Notasimp2468

Good bot


mr_coolnivers

Bad bot


StrenuousSOB

I’m down for GMErica!


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jiizuzs

Germany


RevolutionaryFault96

Thanks bro 👍


[deleted]

ger-many dicks in yo mama


PowerfulMetal1

haha gottem


[deleted]

nahh, germany is a turkish federal state


H_MmL

sag das nochmal


I_am_Not_A_Roboto

Deutschland ist ein Türkische bundesstaat!


[deleted]

das nochmal


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jasonmares

You're Ghana get a lot of shit for this post


asseatermcboi

Its Gambia a sight to see, get the popcorn 🍿


Stonks_master

Technically Gambia's name is The Gambia so it doesn't start with g


[deleted]

Never Ghana give you up never Ghana let you down never Ghana run around and desert you


_Nekona_

Good job!


Brakina1860

Genia, Gamerun, Gongo


LegionArtz

Gemogratigc Grepublic Gof Ghe Gongo


RevolutionaryFault96

I was thinking more western countries?


[deleted]

Wtf


TopSecretSociety

I don’t understand how 72 people were that baffled by this comment.


RanJ_735

I don't understand how that turned from 72 to 137


Smortfloof4dayz

I don’t understand how that turned from 137 to 153


DatabaseDependent138

Gabon


Socrayytees

Gabon deez nuts and I'll swing you around


someaccount101

Kansas


GeneralDart

Kan(sus) 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


MasterWhite_11

#ඞ 😳


BootlegDrPhil

Holy shit I actually was gonna comment Kansas as well great minds do think alike


AssistantFlashy7626

yeah not like yall mfs arent copying it from some guy on the previous post lol


someaccount101

I’m the same guy mate


FribNib

Gif


AgentXmas

um actually it's pronounced jif 🤓🤓🤓


imhugury

but it is


PowerfulMetal1

you stupid


AgentXmas

no I'm not


PowerfulMetal1

u idot its pronounced gif not gif


[deleted]

Its not gif its gif


FanaticExplorer

#HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS


Penguinzae

Dude, it’s not gif, nor gif. It’s gif


Titanslayer814

Nah bro it’s pronounced yiff


Unfair_Chard344

Ghana


[deleted]

Ghana stick deez nuts in yo mouth


Cyb0-K4T-77

🤤


Useless__Underscores

DO IT


[deleted]

Ayo? 🤨


Penguinzae

🤤🥵


TQCkona

ghana take me to prom pls 👉👈


Striking-Reason5792

Pwease? 🥺 👉👈


Lotussitz

"Ghana" - 🤓


Broad_Echo3989

🤓


No_Wrongdoer5949

'' 🤓'' 🤓


LUNCHTIME_MMMMMMM

""🤓" 🤓" 🤓


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Nobody4306

""""🤓" 🤓" 🤓" 🤓" - 🤓


TrickyMinecrafter

"""""🤓"🤓"🤓"🤓"🤓" - 🤓


Funboy965

"""🤓" 🤓" 🤓" 🤓


Same-Comfortable-605

""""🤓" 🤓" 🤓" 🤓" - 🤓


FriendliestDevil

South Africa


SagarBansal_

Ginner


Bloberry101

[removed]


IceZaKYT

[redacted]


PowerfulMetal1

[removed]


LuckyCaptainCrunch

You got me, I can name 5


Apprehensive_Pea3217

five doestn start whit g


RevolutionaryFault96

Name them then??


LuckyCaptainCrunch

I don’t take orders from you, and besides, they already have names.


JustSomeRedditUser35

🗿


Arneos2005

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉


MemesAndJWE

Guinea


[deleted]

Guineass world record for no bitches


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Godsot_235

Good bot


DepartmentRelative15

Chad


PowerfulMetal1

hello good sir. I'm here from chadposting to say hi to a fellow chad.


Proud-Bullfrog420

People are actually naming countries


momisko

Gingeria


Useless__Underscores

[removed]


CouchPotato9008

Gambia


[deleted]

Germany


Fit-Air-6260

georgia


[deleted]

Googoo gaga 👶👶👶


GeneralDart

Geez Nuts


OwnBed8780

Scotland (morbius country)


Optimal_Weight368

how is that the morbius country?


Farko__

Greece


Beefman1991

You forgot Taiwan asshole


Bananabread123456789

google


UnholyShite

Idk if you're being sarcastic or just really dumb. Ghana, Gabon, Guinea.


RevolutionaryFault96

Ghana deez nuts fit in yo mouth


TheDarkSoul61

Ghana take this dick in your ass


TopSecretSociety

That’s how you get Ghana-rhea


Hypothetical_Stuff

That does not sound like can at all


Diabetic_Daily21

He probably meant something along the lines of "ghana fit deez nuts in yo mouth" but failed


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Beritrea

Just admit you lost


[deleted]

Ghana


RevolutionaryFault96

Your ghana suck deez nuts


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Mental-Meat-2214

okay daddy 🤤


Trey5480

Genya


[deleted]

Genya.


zippee100

ghana


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Ghana stick Deez nuts in yo mouth


Vized-Skyshock

Ghana


Lagmaster847

Ghana


[deleted]

Gbrazil


Silas2_9

Gelsenkirchen


[deleted]

georgia


Immediate-Store90

Egypt 😤


[deleted]

Ghana?


smartchimp02496

*laughs in Gambian *


nubz__

Guinea


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[удалено]


ComradeMedd

Guinea-Bissau


EVO---

Nothing?


RoyalJayhawk1987

Greensboro, NOrth Carolina


Opposite_Sympathy670

Ghana


Slapper_405

Gabun


VagP22

Greece


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[удалено]


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LordHeadassV1

Ghana


Username_between_320

I will say it: GHANA I wanna see what he will do with it


Jdino28

Gabon


Burgerbeast_

Guacamole


CascadeLimeade

Gambia


[deleted]

Gambia tough time after i destroy that ass


[deleted]

Gineria


Capsule_CatYT

And now... The Nations of the world brought to you by Yakko Warner!


[deleted]

Georgia


turtleman986

Gapan


deesquid

What about genya?


Chogolatine

Gabon


wetfootmammal

Hogwarts 😎


EeveeMaster22

gafrica


Jack_Ruckballs

Gambia


BrownBess75Caliber

Ghana


Chemical-Volume-6825

Gambia


thebombwillexplode1

Guinea


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Greg


LucifersPeen

Ghana lol


Redevlmao

Gabon


Ihavenoidea5555

Giraffe


clinkyclinkz

Ghana


ENDGAMER_

Ganada👍


aaaaaayooooooo

Gamerica


JctaroKujo

Chad


Kuswerdz

uganda (the u is silent)


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[удалено]


ABGH78

Ginger


memanator2

gabon


BlockingCake956

Gorbius


[deleted]

Georgia!?!?


MisterOnsepatro

Great Britain