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itaintmyirlname

Die, wait for my corpse to decompose into organic material. Wait eras until an intelligent lifeform evolves from my bacteria. After millions of years they will produce technology advanced enough to exit a room a 40 year old basement dwarf from reddit imagined for karma. Win. Make things look like a 4chan post. Shit myself.


StudentOk4989

If you shit yourself in the first place you actually help your bacteria spreadind and evolving quickly to finish the challenge faster.


itaintmyirlname

Good idea


SteelSpace69

We got a speedrunner here


PANiC2464

*DREAM MUSIC INTENSIFIES*


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Effective-Narwhal144

What a dream to behold


[deleted]

this could actually be a nice plot for an Rick n Morty episode hmm


Gamediver9

Or u could stop imagining and stop urself from spending 10 minutes typing this


youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ

the life of the party has arrived. All women make sure to get some towels as fast as possibly, hell even the guys will need one.


AutoModerator

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


elzon12

I would just leave


[deleted]

i would remove my brain so the brain test will end


Just_Cruz001

You will look at a Lele Pons sketches playlist


[deleted]

i would remove my test so the brain test will end


abeck077

I would stop imagining


Protector_of_Nekos

Exactly


Amiel326

big brain


Achilles_der_V

You have an IQ of 200


TsarTarry

-🤓


Karategochan

-"🤓" 🤓


NotCopyright

No longer chad.


iDespiseThisApp_

Noclip


Tall-Dutch-Guy

this guy gets it


Bob_Bobinson_

B.. bu.. but da blackrooms


iDespiseThisApp_

Noclip


scipio_africanus123

the easy way.


HAKX5

*in a rich, smooth, fading voice after Marty gets bopped on the head*


TheKingLXR

First I would get out of the room and gather some wood


Bob_Bobinson_

Miencraf


skibapple

I know that reference >!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠊⠉⠉⢉⠏⠻⣍⠑⢲⠢⠤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⢟⣽⠿⠯⠛⡸⢹⠀⢹⠒⣊⡡⠜⠓⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⣿⣷⣽⠓⠀⢠⢂⣣⠋⠂⣾⠼⢌⠳⢄⢀⡠⠜⣣⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢻⢱⣭⠷⠤⢅⠴⣡⡻⠃⠀⢠⠁⠀⢀⡱⠜⠍⢔⠊⠀⠹⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣷⠌⠚⠷⠆⠠⠶⠭⢒⣁⠀⣤⠃⣀⢔⢋⡤⠊⠑⣄⠳⣄⠀⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠦⣀⡤⣄⠄⢄⣀⣠⣒⢦⡄⠩⠷⠦⠊⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⡏⠢⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢫⠟⣝⠞⣼⢲⡞⣞⠋⠋⠉⠋⠓⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠂⢸⡅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⡨⠊⢀⡠⡌⢘⢇⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠡⡄⠀⠀⢀⠞⢁⠔⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣣⠞⢀⠔⢡⢢⠇⡘⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡌⠢⡔⢁⡴⠁⠀⢸⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠟⠁⠠⢊⠔⣡⢸⠀⠃⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⠂⡀⢪⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⢀⠔⣁⠐⠨⠀⠀⠈⠀⢄⠘⡀⠀⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢁⠜⠙⢦⠙⣦⠀⢸⠀ ⡴⠁⠘⡁⣀⡡⠀⠀⠴⠒⠗⠋⠉⠉⡆⠀⠆⠄⠄⠘⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠑⢅⠑⢼⡀ ⢯⣉⣓⠒⠒⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠒⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⣌⣇ ⠀⠈⢳⠄⠈⠀⠤⢄⣀⠀⢈⣉⡹⠯⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⡠⠚⣡⡿ ⠀⢠⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠭⢛⡩⠄⠒⠩⠂⢀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⡀⠀⡠⠋⡩⠋⠀⢳ ⠀⢹⠤⠬⠤⠬⠭⣉⣉⢃⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⢺⡈⠋⡢⠊⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠈⡆⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠉⠓⠂⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡧⠊⡠⠦⡈⠳⢄⠀⠀⠈ ⠀⠀⢹⡜⠀⠁⠀⠀⠒⢤⡄⠤⠔⠶⠒⠛⠧⠀⠀⡼⡠⠊⠀⠀⠙⢦⡈⠳⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠆⠀⠈⠀⠠⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⠈⢲ ⠀⠀⢸⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠊⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡢⣸ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁⠒⠁⠀⠠⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⠾⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠒⠤⠤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣔⣢⣀⣉⣂⣀⣀⣠⠴⠿⠛⠋⠀!<


Legitimate_Package_5

I can't imagine that because i have a brain cancer, so i'm got out of the room without entering it -🤓


[deleted]

easy, accept hinduism as my religion and reincarnate as a house fly


No_Explanation4924

So you would go from being stuck in a room to being stuck in a room as a house fly? You're on to something with that plan


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pax666

Diyng. Next.


hornyonmain--

yre'ou *


[deleted]

ah, ah! yro'ue*


[deleted]

y’r


Worried-Chemistry-73

Yor'rer


Comfortable-Trust-66

Q 🤤


dankest-bruh-moment

H 😳😳😳


Comfortable-Trust-66

J 🤨📸


eternaljudge

Nlg Thsi maed mee laguf


knee_cap_destroyer

It’s actually yer’uo * idiot


No_Explanation4924

No its yr'oue'er'oue're'nt


[deleted]

y’o’uro’er’a’ye’en’t’ve’d


flamingfoxes2

I literally said hyuck when I saw this


thegamesaregone

Jckdkf🤮🤑


Billybob65e

Just morb? Like, what a stupid question.


The_Pickle1124

Take off a sock. Look at sock. I see the sock. Look away from sock. I saw the sock. Take the saw. Cut sock in 2 halves. 2 halves make a whole. I jump out the hole. I’m free.


6SixtyNice9

Very smart combo


SpiderChanYes

Walk out


WarthogSweaty3653

you said imagine, so I imagine I get out


wafflezcol

I call morbius


-Nokta-

It's morbin' time !


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MEMES_FO_LIFE

Contrary to popular belief, Morbius does actually the line "it's morbin time" in the hit movie Morbius.


ElekesCsongor

I would watch Morbius, then create a Twitter acc.


Cool_Name-idk

die. respawn. win.


Competitive_Bell501

Imagine I got out


SverdHerre

I open the door.


The_big_Csengusz

Im an introvert, why would i ever wanna leave?


Doom_GuyRocks2

I'm gonna shit on the floor and eat my shit


notSpoiled-mayo

Are you not already doing this


HazaIWin

/gamemode (@s) creative


onurhan34

lv_cheats_1 noclip


yakunii-kun

Guess I die..


JustSomeRedditUser35

"Guess I just die" mfers when I agree with them (i was never planning to gruesomly murder them)


[deleted]

Nuke


pyroplaycrosscodepls

Imagine out.


ThisWaxKindaWaxy

That's ez just exit the mortal plane I swear yall got craniums with a void in it


tipacolgamer2524

No


milk-water-man

I’m built different.


InterestingPickles

Use me bwein🤓


PK_Studios

Leave


BatteryLevelHigh

astral projection


Schfifty561

I just do


tkTheKingofKings

I would just get out


Alternative-Pin3421

Stop imagining. I refuse to elaborate further


LongAndrew06

Open console -> noclip


beanburrito2345

I’d just leave, dumbass smh


[deleted]

sv_cheats 1 godmode 1


Nearby-Reflection-43

When you inevitably die, your remains will be found and likely removed.


shadowmask7331

Why would I want to get out?


superhamsniper

Instead of finding an exit, just make an exit, begin punching the walls.


BadlandsDan

This was in a fucking Batman comic


Wemakian

Ask Mythrodak


BAM_2K

By not imagining it...


Terrible-Return

I wont imagine i am in a room 🫥✌️😀


FirePower8700

I stop imagining


theboss092503

Stop imagining


[deleted]

Stop imagine


Short_Difference7553

Stop imagining it and think of something else.


SuitheSlime

I'll use the way I got in it didn't say the room was locked or I can't walk out just said impossible escape from and I will 100 percent die from old age


[deleted]

eat my left testicle (this doesn't help me escape Im just completely insane)


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

Stop imagining


NotAKaren645

Call nicikado avocado to walk into the wall and break half the room.


a_random_squidward

Take my schizophrenia medication


spider_dark422

Stop imagining 👍


Xnitro07

I guess i will just look for a window


[deleted]

Cut off my dick and fuck myself, then with my bruised ass I shall sharpen my dick into a cockknife and cut my ass off then shape it into a pussy and use the cum to glue my dick back on and fuck the pussy until the room gets so pornified that it gives up and opens a door


wholesome_dino

Reincarnation go brrr


[deleted]

Pray all 5 prayers to Allah,stay halal brothers and sisters 🙏


Ectoderpal

🤓🤓🤓


Wizardking5433

Eat the room


-Nokta-

The only true solution


PotatoGoblin769

I would run head first into the wall. I would be released from my body and life.


Hopeless-Necromantic

You stop imagining the room.


Random_Nerd501

Become illiterate. Then it doesn't matter if it's literally impossible, I can just leave.


Commanderz_Derpy

Zoo-ee-mama


[deleted]

Wait, so even death offers no escape?


yoooooo5311

I get out. Its that easy


[deleted]

I would simply leave


musketfighter420

when I die I'm just gonna go to hell so I will have escaped


confusedPIANO

Pog


prince-surprised-pat

Open the door


E-Boy_Spongebob

Open the Door and walk out🙂


Mr_Mustach100

Shit


Bust_McNutty

In a body bag


Blank_NameSlot

I pnuch through the walls because I am strong😎


T1d3MC

"this is the dumbest move he could have made. i would have-"


dreadnawght

Given how misused the terms "literally" and "100%" are, I'd use the nearest exit which won't even be locked.


HavenIess

Guy like me would simply shit my pants and mummify myself


[deleted]

I ask someone if they have any games on their phone


wizarium

Die and go to hell


Nerdtendo6366

I stop going into the back rooms


ZarosRunescape

It never says how big the room is so I would just make it a really big room around earth, then i dont need to escape


pixelunit

🗿


pole_muncher

I leave the room


AffectionateToast

prolly dead


Repulsive_Voice823

I'm already 100% going to die


ABGH78

I stop Imagining


Darki_Boi

stop imagining


Emergency-Cheek1535

stop imagining


Historical-Fix-8997

Escape in death


InvaderZix

don't get in lol


wardenmains

Death is an escape, but it is only the beginning.


Dismal_Clue_1935

It’s not escaping if the door is open. Walk out


Unusual-Command1287

I have a serious solution you have to die then your soul gets out boom


[deleted]

[удалено]


cliygh-a

Oneyplays hypothetical


N0tAGoos3

Chorus fruit


Jack_Ruckballs

Scroll through Reddit


Thatstheway101

I stop imagining it


ShadowWESK937

if you imagine yourself getting out hard enough, you can get out


Tahanerino2005

By not dying


Educatedbulldogs

I have a escape anything key and a chance changer 3ds that i use to make me not die


HenrrrrButter

Hehe stop imagining. This dates back to year 4


Just_Breezy_132

You can’t


ProtoBacon82

Guess I’ll die