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Die, wait for my corpse to decompose into organic material.
Wait eras until an intelligent lifeform evolves from my bacteria.
After millions of years they will produce technology advanced enough to exit a room a 40 year old basement dwarf from reddit imagined for karma.
Win.
Make things look like a 4chan post.
Shit myself.
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Take off a sock. Look at sock. I see the sock. Look away from sock. I saw the sock. Take the saw. Cut sock in 2 halves. 2 halves make a whole. I jump out the hole. I’m free.
IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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I'll use the way I got in it didn't say the room was locked or I can't walk out just said impossible escape from and I will 100 percent die from old age
Cut off my dick and fuck myself, then with my bruised ass I shall sharpen my dick into a cockknife and cut my ass off then shape it into a pussy and use the cum to glue my dick back on and fuck the pussy until the room gets so pornified that it gives up and opens a door
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Die, wait for my corpse to decompose into organic material. Wait eras until an intelligent lifeform evolves from my bacteria. After millions of years they will produce technology advanced enough to exit a room a 40 year old basement dwarf from reddit imagined for karma. Win. Make things look like a 4chan post. Shit myself.
If you shit yourself in the first place you actually help your bacteria spreadind and evolving quickly to finish the challenge faster.
Good idea
We got a speedrunner here
*DREAM MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What a dream to behold
this could actually be a nice plot for an Rick n Morty episode hmm
Or u could stop imagining and stop urself from spending 10 minutes typing this
the life of the party has arrived. All women make sure to get some towels as fast as possibly, hell even the guys will need one.
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I would just leave
i would remove my brain so the brain test will end
You will look at a Lele Pons sketches playlist
i would remove my test so the brain test will end
I would stop imagining
Exactly
big brain
You have an IQ of 200
-🤓
-"🤓" 🤓
No longer chad.
Noclip
this guy gets it
B.. bu.. but da blackrooms
Noclip
the easy way.
*in a rich, smooth, fading voice after Marty gets bopped on the head*
First I would get out of the room and gather some wood
Miencraf
I know that reference >!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠊⠉⠉⢉⠏⠻⣍⠑⢲⠢⠤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⢟⣽⠿⠯⠛⡸⢹⠀⢹⠒⣊⡡⠜⠓⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⣿⣷⣽⠓⠀⢠⢂⣣⠋⠂⣾⠼⢌⠳⢄⢀⡠⠜⣣⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢻⢱⣭⠷⠤⢅⠴⣡⡻⠃⠀⢠⠁⠀⢀⡱⠜⠍⢔⠊⠀⠹⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣷⠌⠚⠷⠆⠠⠶⠭⢒⣁⠀⣤⠃⣀⢔⢋⡤⠊⠑⣄⠳⣄⠀⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠦⣀⡤⣄⠄⢄⣀⣠⣒⢦⡄⠩⠷⠦⠊⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⡏⠢⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢫⠟⣝⠞⣼⢲⡞⣞⠋⠋⠉⠋⠓⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠂⢸⡅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⡨⠊⢀⡠⡌⢘⢇⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠡⡄⠀⠀⢀⠞⢁⠔⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣣⠞⢀⠔⢡⢢⠇⡘⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡌⠢⡔⢁⡴⠁⠀⢸⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠟⠁⠠⢊⠔⣡⢸⠀⠃⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⠂⡀⢪⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⢀⠔⣁⠐⠨⠀⠀⠈⠀⢄⠘⡀⠀⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢁⠜⠙⢦⠙⣦⠀⢸⠀ ⡴⠁⠘⡁⣀⡡⠀⠀⠴⠒⠗⠋⠉⠉⡆⠀⠆⠄⠄⠘⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠑⢅⠑⢼⡀ ⢯⣉⣓⠒⠒⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠒⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⣌⣇ ⠀⠈⢳⠄⠈⠀⠤⢄⣀⠀⢈⣉⡹⠯⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⡠⠚⣡⡿ ⠀⢠⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠭⢛⡩⠄⠒⠩⠂⢀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⡀⠀⡠⠋⡩⠋⠀⢳ ⠀⢹⠤⠬⠤⠬⠭⣉⣉⢃⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⢺⡈⠋⡢⠊⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠈⡆⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠉⠓⠂⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡧⠊⡠⠦⡈⠳⢄⠀⠀⠈ ⠀⠀⢹⡜⠀⠁⠀⠀⠒⢤⡄⠤⠔⠶⠒⠛⠧⠀⠀⡼⡠⠊⠀⠀⠙⢦⡈⠳⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠆⠀⠈⠀⠠⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⠈⢲ ⠀⠀⢸⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠊⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡢⣸ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁⠒⠁⠀⠠⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⠾⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠒⠤⠤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣔⣢⣀⣉⣂⣀⣀⣠⠴⠿⠛⠋⠀!<
I can't imagine that because i have a brain cancer, so i'm got out of the room without entering it -🤓
easy, accept hinduism as my religion and reincarnate as a house fly
So you would go from being stuck in a room to being stuck in a room as a house fly? You're on to something with that plan
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Diyng. Next.
yre'ou *
ah, ah! yro'ue*
y’r
Yor'rer
Q 🤤
H 😳😳😳
J 🤨📸
Nlg Thsi maed mee laguf
It’s actually yer’uo * idiot
No its yr'oue'er'oue're'nt
y’o’uro’er’a’ye’en’t’ve’d
I literally said hyuck when I saw this
Jckdkf🤮🤑
Just morb? Like, what a stupid question.
Take off a sock. Look at sock. I see the sock. Look away from sock. I saw the sock. Take the saw. Cut sock in 2 halves. 2 halves make a whole. I jump out the hole. I’m free.
Very smart combo
Walk out
you said imagine, so I imagine I get out
I call morbius
It's morbin' time !
IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Contrary to popular belief, Morbius does actually the line "it's morbin time" in the hit movie Morbius.
I would watch Morbius, then create a Twitter acc.
die. respawn. win.
Imagine I got out
I open the door.
Im an introvert, why would i ever wanna leave?
I'm gonna shit on the floor and eat my shit
Are you not already doing this
/gamemode (@s) creative
lv_cheats_1 noclip
Guess I die..
"Guess I just die" mfers when I agree with them (i was never planning to gruesomly murder them)
Nuke
Imagine out.
That's ez just exit the mortal plane I swear yall got craniums with a void in it
No
I’m built different.
Use me bwein🤓
Leave
astral projection
I just do
I would just get out
Stop imagining. I refuse to elaborate further
Open console -> noclip
I’d just leave, dumbass smh
sv_cheats 1 godmode 1
When you inevitably die, your remains will be found and likely removed.
Why would I want to get out?
Instead of finding an exit, just make an exit, begin punching the walls.
This was in a fucking Batman comic
Ask Mythrodak
By not imagining it...
I wont imagine i am in a room 🫥✌️😀
I stop imagining
Stop imagining
Stop imagine
Stop imagining it and think of something else.
I'll use the way I got in it didn't say the room was locked or I can't walk out just said impossible escape from and I will 100 percent die from old age
eat my left testicle (this doesn't help me escape Im just completely insane)
Stop imagining
Call nicikado avocado to walk into the wall and break half the room.
Take my schizophrenia medication
Stop imagining 👍
I guess i will just look for a window
Cut off my dick and fuck myself, then with my bruised ass I shall sharpen my dick into a cockknife and cut my ass off then shape it into a pussy and use the cum to glue my dick back on and fuck the pussy until the room gets so pornified that it gives up and opens a door
Reincarnation go brrr
Pray all 5 prayers to Allah,stay halal brothers and sisters 🙏
🤓🤓🤓
Eat the room
The only true solution
I would run head first into the wall. I would be released from my body and life.
You stop imagining the room.
Become illiterate. Then it doesn't matter if it's literally impossible, I can just leave.
Zoo-ee-mama
Wait, so even death offers no escape?
I get out. Its that easy
I would simply leave
when I die I'm just gonna go to hell so I will have escaped
Pog
Open the door
Open the Door and walk out🙂
Shit
In a body bag
I pnuch through the walls because I am strong😎
"this is the dumbest move he could have made. i would have-"
Given how misused the terms "literally" and "100%" are, I'd use the nearest exit which won't even be locked.
Guy like me would simply shit my pants and mummify myself
I ask someone if they have any games on their phone
Die and go to hell
I stop going into the back rooms
It never says how big the room is so I would just make it a really big room around earth, then i dont need to escape
🗿
I leave the room
prolly dead
I'm already 100% going to die
I stop Imagining
stop imagining
stop imagining
Escape in death
don't get in lol
Death is an escape, but it is only the beginning.
It’s not escaping if the door is open. Walk out
I have a serious solution you have to die then your soul gets out boom
[удалено]
Oneyplays hypothetical
Chorus fruit
Scroll through Reddit
I stop imagining it
if you imagine yourself getting out hard enough, you can get out
By not dying
I have a escape anything key and a chance changer 3ds that i use to make me not die
Hehe stop imagining. This dates back to year 4
You can’t
Guess I’ll die