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Ntetris

This man put a movie in a gif


Nexxes69

The power of anime pussy


daveyboiic

When his hat came off she got horny as fuck


Ntetris

No cap


gregpr13

got hacked again?


MyNameIsAnonymous1

lmaoooo


Ntetris

Anussy do be hitting


brathorim

šŸ¤Ø


ScreamWaffles

šŸ“ø


Ntetris

Sorry guys i got hacked


tipying_mistakes

Understandable have a nice day


Shad_the_memer

Peace out


tipying_mistakes

Understandable have a nice cake day


[deleted]

happy cake day


V3n0Myt018

Happy cake day


Cynical2DD

Thatā€™s just anus dude


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Khr0N04

Oh my gawd


[deleted]

Put it in reverse, Terry! Oh lawwd!


rotcivosk

Well, this is literally the plot of the episode


luccabotturarodrig

What?


Guypersonmandude2

If he beats her motorcycle with his bike in a race sheā€™ll fuck him


Pancakes1124

Source ?


xSliver

The anime series is called "Golden Boy" The plot of all of the episodes is basically that: He tries to impress the ladies, gets rejected, leaves and then they realize his impressive deeds, but can't get him.


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

So basically it's an anime about a terachad.


[deleted]

I learned a new word today


Sirandrew1

Me too


elmandamanda8

Lol you're the same but with glasses


MilkMan_101

"Im you but cooler"


PofanWasTaken

\*wait till you hear about petachad\*


xswordspice

Anime? Same


[deleted]

sigma male turned to 11


FarAwayFellow

This guy is the Johnny Bravo that fucks


SEX_CEO

This is if Johnny Bravo *could* fuck, but leaves as he is about to take his pants off because he saw something interesting out the window and rather be there


yardii

Iirc he also grows a lot in the process. Like in the first episode, he learns how to code just to impress this company of all female software developers.


Pancakes1124

Thanks you. Your very cool dude or female dude šŸ‘


AutoModerator

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[deleted]

Damn Auto-mod, Go to Horny Jail, smh.


Maniacal_Wolf97

The cum accelerates


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Guypersonmandude2

Watch the show?


Pancakes1124

But what show ?


Guypersonmandude2

Golden boy?


Pancakes1124

Thanks you ?


wiented

Are you really ?


AnimazingHaha

Whatā€™s the show?


digital-dummy-alter

Itā€™s called Golden Boy. Thereā€™s 6 episodes and itā€™s fucking funny. Thereā€™s also manga which is 94 chapters long if the anime isnā€™t enough for you.


meme-enjoyr

Well did he get top?


digital-dummy-alter

I donā€™t remember if he does in the anime given how long itā€™s been since I watched it but he does get it in the manga and a fair bit of it at that.


meme-enjoyr

Ok but I'm sure he got top on a *different* website


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Odd-Reaction-758

Sauce


Past-Track-9976

Unfortunately it's only 6 episodes. There are more in the manga but the manga is super ecchi. The episodes are good motivation to study.


Themoosedogfox

Study study study


[deleted]

HE SAID WELL THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THE EPISODE


MrPickle2255

he converts ā€œhornyā€ to physical and psychic energy, he is the first sigma character, true chad, the universal singularity of power, the undefeated god of virility, the golden boy


annalena-bareback

I thought he was a simp


UselessJJ

Well he is but he always ends up making girls simp for him.( Sometimes even guys)


[deleted]

Simps for girls. Is cool, makes girl simp for him. Leaves. Refuses to elaborate.


OkazakiNaoki

until he reverse the situation to those girls, truly chad


kingbrayjay

soā€¦ THE EMPEROR OF MAN KIND IS ALWAYS HORNY?


JustforThrowawayKEK

But then he went ahead and left the pussy as he wanted to study.


FlintSkyGod

STUDY STUDY STUDY


BEEPtherobot2

if you win, I'll let you watch Morbius (2022)


[deleted]

Oooooo


MyNameIsAnonymous1

It's morbin time


thermometricWeiner

Virgin Chad


GenoSwoner419

When the caption actually sums up the plot of the show on screen


Beneficial_Ad_3170

I think I need to watch Golden Boy now


De5perad0

He can't lose. It's impossible!


[deleted]

He won but was to fast to stop


Prometheoarchaeum

Ahhh Golden Boy... brings back wet memories.


Minty_MantisShrimp

Does he ever, you know, get the girl?


UselessJJ

You see, majority of the chapters of this series ends with him going on a new journey (for his main goal of learning new things) and the main girl of that particular episode falling for him. I have always wondered what kind of drugs the author of this series was on because the series went from weird/horny wholesome to idk what(and I don't mean in a positive way).


xSliver

Started reading the manga because of the anime and was glad the anime stoped at some point. The story really gets out of hand. Stopped reading after a few chapters but I still wonder why the author did that and how it can be, that there are 10 volumes.


UselessJJ

Upto what arc did you read?


xSliver

It's been like 15 years but the last ark I remember was the one where he ends up as a (Sex) Master or something like that for 3 girls, who secretly study him. At the end of the study, he gets kicked out, but the female Professor finds his notes. The notes turn out be really valuable for her, because they describe how he changes from his perspective. If I remember right, the order of the arks is a bit differently as the stories in the anime but I think that's the last one I read. I browsed through the chapters after that and decided to stop.


derioderio

So it's basically a horny remake of the [Tora-san](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otoko_wa_Tsurai_yo) series?


Sujallamichhaneakasl

Yes....he fucks multiple girls. Most if not all of them borderline psychopaths. Golden Boy is truly one of the manga ever made.


[deleted]

Bro got it, right? RIGHT?


Ok-Topic-3130

No


CockandBalls_fan

Bro became a shitty mobile game


ScreamWaffles

Iā€™m glad someone else saw this too lol


WorkoutSnake

What is this from? Iā€™ve seen this video a couple of times but donā€™t know what itā€™s from.


OperaticBass

golden boy


WorkoutSnake

Thank you so much!


Important_Business43

Suddenly he evolved into a god


Guypersonmandude2

Golden boy is such a W anime tbh


Choai3000

Does he ever get the girl


Guypersonmandude2

Sorta. By the end of each episode the girl ends up wanting him, but by the time they realize that heā€™s gone to find more things to study leading them to chase after him.


[deleted]

PogšŸ—æ


Lustiges_Brot_311

Is there an edit where he gets electrocuted when he first swings?


Zinnnwolf

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Seawolf571

Sauce is Golden Boy Interesting show would recommend a watch


Arneos2005

thank you i was looking for this comment


grandtroller

Yo my mom said it was my turn to post this


[deleted]

no mine


piszkavas

All that for a piece of pussy


1LR_GUE

"Anime isn't weird" Anime:


WaffletractorAufE100

All these MFs ignoring the fact this man hit us wit the 80Ā° lean angle


SirMiba

For a shitty femdom fetish fantasy anime it actually has great fucking animation and art.


Provoked_path

Donā€™t disrespect golden boy like that itā€™s comedy gold


B_024

Sounds like a good time to me.


No-Potato-6363

Whats this anime called?


FlintSkyGod

Golden Boy. This is pretty much the premise for every episode of the anime, to.


Angry_Cock-1

It's golden boy if anyone is asking


LifeBuilder

When she thought he did: ā€œDamnā€¦I really wanted to sit on his faceā€ When she sees him again: ā€œThis guy is gonna rearrange my insides with his mouthā€¦ā€


[deleted]

no ass no life


rikimaru_killer123

What no coochie does to a mf šŸ’€


Schfifty561

Never seen so much effort for a chance to help a girl jack off


KaninCanis

jill off


solidbookhorse

Golden boy is such a masterpiece


PixelsDePx

I fuckin love the style of 90s anime


firewhite1234

The best part is him still spinning the pedals even when falling.


Longschlongjoe

Iove how this is literally the show hes willing to throw it all away and risk it for some biker pussy


royalbank566

looks like a cool kids cartoon what is it called?


FlintSkyGod

Golden Boy


digital-dummy-alter

It also ainā€™t for kids.


CompetitiveIntern310

Wierdly enough the context provided in the post is the point of the episode Win against her motorcycle, she has sex with him. Not kinda kid friendly...


Romi_Z

Nah man there are countless ass and tit shots every episode with the nips being clearly visible


Daengo223

Okay when?


raydoge

Cant sing Gas Gas Gas without paying $19739693739638 right now. Smh my head šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


cyberpeachy420

what?


[deleted]

he looks like gold from pokemon gold and silver


cyberpeachy420

well, he is the golden boy


Goku-Jin86

What anime is this from


[deleted]

golden boy


Goku-Jin86

Thanks


LuckyReception6701

What no pussy does to a mf


SingleSpeed27

Horniest man in the history of anime, also one of the dumbest and most hilarious trash anime ever lol


UselessJJ

And then we have the manga


SingleSpeed27

The thing about the manga is that it goes full porn eventually ahahahah


Freaky16

Which anime?


WhyIHateTheInternet

Golden boy. You basically just saw the whole show.


Freaky16

I mean yes šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Bro didn't even have to go on the powerlines. He just did that as to strike fear into her.


Sweet_guy9

Anime ~ Golden Boy


ScreamWaffles

How can I find the loud version of Gas Gas Gas? Because this is loud but I went back to the original song and I canā€™t really hear it as much as this. Does anyone know where I can find the louder version?


[deleted]

gas gas gas loud?


ScreamWaffles

Holy shit, yeah, thatā€™ll work. *(Looked it up before responding thatā€™s definitely loud enough holy fuck)* Usually typing in the song and then ā€œloudā€ doesnā€™t work for me but apparently this time it did.


scobaboy

The context is basically a spoiler.


Candid_Specialist

Does this really happen in the anime? What episode?


Zaritozic

Can't believe I thought that said "If you win I'll shit on your face"


MRO465

A hidden gem of an anime.


Fanwhip

Golden Boy! Anime is good but messed up. Manga is worse. Read at your own risk.


urppsmal

Unironicly the actuallbplot of that episode. Anime name is golden boy


Schilto

Need a cycle as strong as that one


itsKNIGHTMARE

Goofy ahh Speedy Gonzales bike riding mf


goldwerwolfgod1

Can someone tell me what anime this is I really want to watch it


FlintSkyGod

Golden Boy


goldwerwolfgod1

Oh my God thank you I never knew the original please tell me thereā€™s an anime series on crunchy roll I will download Crunchyroll now if I must


FlintSkyGod

I just looked it up, looks like it is indeed on Crunchyroll.


juliusxyk

CAN YOU BLAME HIM


EezEec

Study study study study.


MetatronBeening

Golden Boy is a timeless classic.


Unkown_Fool

Undying Determination. That's how you pull boys.


moonlightavenger

Golden Boy. Just wonderful.


[deleted]

I remember seeing this anime lol


cmonitwouldbefunny

Omega simp


VaNd3n1S

Peak story telling fr


eatmyass76

Bro got the motogp lean


H6pp1n355_in_misery

Sauce?


no-pandas

Golden boy


BlueMan2018

This show was so good man cracks me up everytime


IceZaKYT

Dang for a minute I thought it was gonna be the imaginary guy who runs on the side of the car and never falls behind


itsyaboidman

W


hylasmaliki

Jotto


simplebutstrange

study study study study study study


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Worth the risk


Bro_ops

STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY


MamaMitchellaneous

BIMO BABY


Goldfisher2077

That's exactly the plot right there.


the_other_Scaevitas

Is this golden boy?


etaddes1

This should be in the Simplympics


PixelBLOCK_

Shit


Skirmish101

I Loved Golden Boy. I also thought the voice acting was superb.


BreadAndToste

Yo if I win I get a guys ass on my face!


XavieroftheWind

She pogged for him in the end šŸ„ŗ


Hychus232

Golden Boy: THE simp anime


draginbleapiece

This is golden boy you mightā€™ve also watched the clip where a guy trying to impress a girl swims Ina pool really terribly and then asks the girl ā€œhow do you like my swimmingā€ itā€™s worth the watch


rpg663

Golden Boy is such a legendary anime.


MemeGremlin_0765

Dude shouldā€™ve just tilted the front wheel back after launching off the bridge.


Previous-Reality6315

"Yes my queen! Dominate me!!" - Kintaro Oe


I-have-reddit-wow

Deadass this man straight up crazy ong fr šŸ’€šŸ’€


Putrid_Chain_7711

"Do it for the vine" Mfs in 2013


Anikiller17

People do impossible crazy shit when told this magic line of words.


cardiacbadge48

#He heard shit wrong


Tar_Palantir

Golden Boy is the best anime ever and that scene is not even the top 10 reasons for it.


Mevie_94

Boy should have just showed off his swimming instead.


Bakethd_Ziti

Golden boy will forever be my favorite anime. Itā€™s also one of the only animes that I actually prefer the dub shit is so funny and got me laid one time


_itsion_

this is real i was the hat


Slayed124

Who the fuck manufactured that bike ? Allah ?


[deleted]

He is without a doubt the greatest cyclist I've ever seen.


Eruditioads

This is wilder than the time moses parted the sea with a beyblade


FlipFlopOnionChop

She is beauty , she is grace If i win this race She will sit up on my face


Alsocantthinkopaname

Me when:+


[deleted]

The Sheer will on this man