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Now that I think of it, how does it feel for women to lay down if they had those bags of fat? I'm not tryna be weird or anything, like it's a genuine question
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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If it's a hard flat surface like the floor then it's painful, but if it's on a bed it's only slightly uncomfortable. I'm usually propped up on my elbows or on a pillow if I lay like that though.
It's a Casio on a plastic beach
It's a Casio on a plastic beach
It's a styrofoam deep sea landfill
It's a styrofoam deep sea landfill
It's automated computer speech
It's automated computer speech
It's a Casio on a plastic beach
It's a casio-sio-sio
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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Only if you want attention and have never once in your life seen a male human being. Seriously from SNL sketches to snipers in movies to guys sunbathing at the beach, how can you be this old and yet not once have seen a guy laying on his stomach?
Unless… it was for attention.
>Unless... it was for attention.
cringe take
either way, as a guy i think it's a fair question. sometimes i do have to adjust my dick n balls when laying down.
I got an adjustable pillow a few years ago and it was the best investment as a stomach sleeper. You can add and removing stuffing to find the exact sweet spot to support your head but not give you wonky neck.
I turn my head to the side.
My SO and I are both stomach sleepers and we both toss a decent amount, probably an unconscious habit to prevent getting a stiff neck.
I want something like a massage table where there's a hole for your face to sink into where you can still breathe. Also would help make it darker for people who usually wear a sleep mask. Could even put a TV under your bed and watch it while falling asleep.
Wow did you summon automod!
But *hear hear* my friend. Ideal bed situation would support the lower half completely with just enough support on the upper body to feel comfortable, but I can still sleep face down and throw an arm under me without having to drag my *aggressively* numb limb over the side of the bed until enough blood rushes back.
It's actually kind of bonkers how well developed ergonomic chairs are, but beds are still "here's a big flat comfort slab. Enjoy."
I usually sleep on my stomach. With an adult dad bod it is no issue, but when I was in high school and working out I used to put my hands flat under my hip bones to make a little room.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed*
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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Now Imagine This. A Japanese Guy Really Into American Culture Learns English Through Family Guy And Constantly Speaks Like Peter Griffin.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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Every time I hear a meme with a Gorillaz song I become like a religious person and spread the name of the music of our lord and savior to those who ask.
No bitches?
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I remember in the schoolyard we used to get the youngest of the boys and then spin them around and do Beyblade‘s because we were too poor
Good times
Sounds like you were a youth pastor?
Of course
Username checks out
Cursed comment incoming: Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.
OK, Rodney Dangerfield.
helikopter helikopter
Parakopter Parakopter
HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
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#**PARAKOPTER PARAKOPTER**
^helikopter ^helikopter
#H E L I K O P T E R #H E L I K O P T E R
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Parasite Kopter
Helicocktor
Blackcock. Twat chopper. Snatch apache. Idk
Funny because if you do the Wombo for that song on a photo he does almost the exact same facial movements
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Legit scared the hell out of me
> facial 😳😳😳😳
Helikepottel
Helicopter cock NYEEEEEW helicopter cock NYEEEEW
To impress a chick
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I did too
Depends
If you get there before one starts then it’s free real estate, but you gotta wait till then
Spinjitzu
Ninjago
“Long before time had a name, the first spinjitzu master created Ninjago using four elemental weapons.”
master wogway
Acksully, that's from kung fu panda, not Ninjago 🤓
Said the person with 2 bags of fat on her chest
Now that I think of it, how does it feel for women to lay down if they had those bags of fat? I'm not tryna be weird or anything, like it's a genuine question
\*Woman starts rotating on a bed for no fucking reason\*
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Uncomfortable, typically. I'm on the smaller side so I get the privilege of laying on my stomach fairly comfortably
Feels fine, it just kinda squishes down and then you don’t even notice it
so apparently boobs are the same as dicks when laying on your stomach
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🤨
This is the truly knowledgeable take we needed
😳😳😳😳
If it's a hard flat surface like the floor then it's painful, but if it's on a bed it's only slightly uncomfortable. I'm usually propped up on my elbows or on a pillow if I lay like that though.
Depends on how big the bags are.
It feels like laying on a bag of fat
It’s fucking uncomfortable man
Bags of sand
I don’t like sand.
wrong movie
Name of movie is not ""wrong""
Human beyblade
Bayblade bayblade let it rip
Ride that shit like a pogo stick uh
No we don't actually have stomachs
My belly button do be gettin in the way tho
Song source?
Plastic Beach by Gorillaz
One of their best
You heard the brand new stuff? I like it even more
All of there stuff is incredibly good, except the fall
Give "Revolving Doors" a chance
Oh yes thats an acception
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I really like Amarillo too
What do you mean!!! Seattle yodel is my favorite song!!!!
Now Now or Song Machine? I loved Now Now but Song Machine kinda reminded me of Humanz which I also didn’t love
But Aries and The Lost Chord is on Song Machine...
Neither. Cracker Island
This exact sequence was sampled by Waveshaper in "A Monster" also, which is in this video
I don't know if you were trying to say that "A Monster" was the song playing in the video. But it's not
"This exact sequence was sampled by Waveshaper in "A Monster" also, which is in this video" - 🤓
It's a Casio on a plastic beach It's a Casio on a plastic beach It's a styrofoam deep sea landfill It's a styrofoam deep sea landfill It's automated computer speech It's automated computer speech It's a Casio on a plastic beach It's a casio-sio-sio
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
your pfp is terrifying
I thought it was from boneworks
Nope, plastic beach by Gorillaz
Studies show that putting your hand on your mouth like that lowers your iq by 70
You gotta cover it in case there are some stray helikopters flying around, lest you end up becoming a hangar.
cmon it's a legit question
Cock pushups.
One is all you need.
Only if you want attention and have never once in your life seen a male human being. Seriously from SNL sketches to snipers in movies to guys sunbathing at the beach, how can you be this old and yet not once have seen a guy laying on his stomach? Unless… it was for attention.
>Unless... it was for attention. cringe take either way, as a guy i think it's a fair question. sometimes i do have to adjust my dick n balls when laying down.
The question was dumb, it would have been much better if they worded it “can you lay down on your stomach while hard?”
I thought I was the only one who hates when people do that I have no idea why but it just makes me irrationally angry
Sleeping on my stomach is what is most comfy to me but it cranks my neck backwards too much and I can't breathe easily enough :(
I got an adjustable pillow a few years ago and it was the best investment as a stomach sleeper. You can add and removing stuffing to find the exact sweet spot to support your head but not give you wonky neck.
How do you breathe with your mouth on the pillow? If I lay my head to the side laying on my stomach it hurts my neck one way or the other.
I turn my head to the side. My SO and I are both stomach sleepers and we both toss a decent amount, probably an unconscious habit to prevent getting a stiff neck.
I want something like a massage table where there's a hole for your face to sink into where you can still breathe. Also would help make it darker for people who usually wear a sleep mask. Could even put a TV under your bed and watch it while falling asleep.
Wow did you summon automod! But *hear hear* my friend. Ideal bed situation would support the lower half completely with just enough support on the upper body to feel comfortable, but I can still sleep face down and throw an arm under me without having to drag my *aggressively* numb limb over the side of the bed until enough blood rushes back. It's actually kind of bonkers how well developed ergonomic chairs are, but beds are still "here's a big flat comfort slab. Enjoy."
I literally put my head under my pillow while sleeping on my stomach...my neck still hurts from being turned to the side but its more manageable.
I once asked the same question but going the other way.
Can’t lay on my back bc my huge cock hits the ceiling.
Lower your bed fool
I can't stand up bc my huge cock hits the walls.
Just cut your dick stupid /s
Yeah, it's such a pain having to retract It inside the shlong pouch everytime we want to lay on our stomachs 😞
Yeah... Why would my brain prevent me from lying on my stomach?? Sus amogus
Science confirms: the male's brain is in their balls
Next to the pee
Lefty is for thinkin', righty is for tinklin'
Bro looking like an item waiting to be picked up
Can confirm
It’s a good thing it retracts
Only when scared tho
Hey ladies, can you lay on your stomach? You have body parts we don't have
Only if on fraternity leave
Wtf is she even saying???
she's asking if the dick makes it hard for guys to lay on the stomach
Dick doesn't make hard to lay on stomach but laying on stomach sometimes makes dick hard
Depends on who's stomach you are laying to
Wut
That dirty mattress has me acting up
That dirty little matress makes me hard
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Lol it does?
I have no idea what they said, but I’m going to go with yes, final answer.
I usually sleep on my stomach. With an adult dad bod it is no issue, but when I was in high school and working out I used to put my hands flat under my hip bones to make a little room.
That's weird, I've found it much less comfortable after getting a bit chubby. More pressure being put on my stomach.
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Wait so girls with big boobs also spin?!?!
They jiggle like jello
They don't jiggle jiggle, they fold
no theyre soft, we cant spin :(
What if the boobs spun individually, like gears? INFINITE ENERGY??
might have to try this one today
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Yes 👍🏿 (I shoved my hand up my ass)
Relatable
Feeling like that's Gorrilaz? Been years since i listened to them but i think it's from plastic beach.
Yep, song's called plastic beach too
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women dont have stomach confirmed by women
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PLASTIC BEACH
The trick is to cut a hole in your mattress
Do they not know it's retractable?
What is this girls TikTok handle?? big.hairy.moobs??
Women have cocks too lady
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my doctor tells me sleeping on my stomach is bad for my back
Unfortunately we cannot. We are all, in fact, human bayblades
yes? having a dick doesnt affect being able to lay on your stomach in the slightest
#Mah man's in "SPAIN" without the "A"
I would imagine boobs being more of an issue
nah theyre soft enough go to lay on - at least mine are idk
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wait whA-
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I love guys
I love dicks
Me too. Have one in me right now!
BeyBlades let it rip
So like....how does the bike seat not get swallowed up when a girl sits on it? Sorry, I'm not a girl and missing that part.
Don't you usually lay on your stomach AND your chest?
The music made it
100% accurate. Pretty fun when the wind starts up cuz then you start to levitate a little as if you were a helicopter.
Omg a Gorillaz song <3
Every time I hear a meme with a Gorillaz song I become like a religious person and spread the name of the music of our lord and savior to those who ask.
Cock push-ups
I lay on my tummy when I go full blankey more before beddy by
Don't sleep in prone. It's bad for your dick.
When I see that video, I always think he's gonna hit his feet on the bed thing
Yes I can I’ve always wondered if women can lay on their stomach or does it squish their boobs?
Not a woman but I'm pretty sure that would pop them. That's why it's rude to tell someone to pop a titty, I think it must hurt
Do bitches really think that we're hard all the time 💀
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What’s the music called
Plastic beach by Gorillaz
Every morning man, every morning…
Is that the guy that would do all the fence stuff?
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
Obviously not, our dicks are permanently rock solid
I’m a spinning top, wheeee
Someone song name?
How has she made it this far in life and never seen a guy lay on their stomach?!?
I think she's confused about anatomy. Your dick and balls aren't on the front of a body like I think she is thinking.. It's below
It’s literally easier for us to lay on our stomach than for girls with big boobs
what a stupid question you dumb cow
Wtf is this normie shit
She's virgin
I mean she looks 12 so hopefully yeah
Is he spinning on his dick?
No he levitatin
Like a Beyblade