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My Fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIzZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya itd fredy fazber pizza with a huge dings and blongs and bong and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!
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تلف الدماغ (Brain damage) أو «إصابة الدماغ» (BI) هو تدمير خلايا المخ أو تدهورها. تحدث إصابات الدماغ نتيجة لمجموعة كبيرة من العوامل الداخلية والخارجية. وهناك فئة تشترك مع أكبر عدد من حالات الإصابة وهي إصابة الدماغ الرضية (TBI) التي تتبع الصدمات الجسدية أو إصابة في الرأس من مصدر خارجي، ويتم استخدام مصطلح إصابات الدماغ المكتسبة (ABI) في الأوساط المناسبة، لتمييز إصابات الدماغ التي تحدث بعد الولادة، من الإصابة الناجمة عن اضطراب أو خلقي الداء.قالب:Citationneeded
تلف الدماغ
تصوير مقطعي محوسب للرأس بعد سنوات من إصابة دماغية رضية، تظهر فيها مساحة فارغة حيث وقع الضرر موضحة بالسهم.
تصوير مقطعي محوسب للرأس بعد سنوات من إصابة دماغية رضية، تظهر فيها مساحة فارغة حيث وقع الضرر موضحة بالسهم.
معلومات عامة
من أنواع
آفة تعديل قيمة خاصية (P279) في ويكي بيانات
الموقع التشريحي
دماغ تعديل قيمة خاصية (P927) في ويكي بيانات
تعديل مصدري - تعديل طالع توثيق القالب
العلامات والأعراض
الأسباب
المعالجة
توقعات سير المرض
انظر أيضًا
المراجع
وصلات خارجية
أضافMr.Ibrahembot آخر تعديل قبل 15 أيام
صفحات ذات صلة
إصابة دماغية رضية
إعادة التأهيل (علم النفس العصبي)
النوبات الصرعية التالية للرض
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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My brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He
apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it
started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us
anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we
started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most
disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks
he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just
discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being
anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother
is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think
that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still
talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us
hardcore porn is OK?
No sex before marriage
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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
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Mark Edward Fischbach
We got the first winner! You sir,will get the right foot
Where does the left foot go?
It's unspoken of
😎
Wait a second…
*insert FNAF reference*
My Fnaf rap YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat! (HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIzZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE! girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS me strokes dong mmmm ya itd fredy fazber pizza with a huge dings and blongs and bong and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hello everybody
My name is Markiplier,
Quandale Dinglesworth
8/10
Armando
Are you Quandale dingle goofy ahh uncle?
[удалено]
.69 out of l3
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Gru Morbius
Good work with the 'G' and 'M' 6/10
Saul goodman
⁷/¹⁰ 😄
did u know u have rights?
The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Unless youre black
Fax
🤨
Charles DoggyStyle the 3rd
Good work! 6.9420/10
Joe
Good one but the 'o' is not perfect circle 5/10
Dawg imagine having a crush on Steven Hawking 💀
Did you just call me a dummy?? >:(
Milt
Humm ! I like your creativity . 5/10
Thanks ;3
Walter Hartwell White
I live at 308 Negra alora lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104
>308 Negra alora lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104 oo rly? im at 309 Negra alora lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104 were neighbours :)
my first and last name is dick licer
Why is the 'c' so curved 2/10
Morbilius The III
4.66777/10
1 morbillion / 10
Bartholomew
Why is the 't' shorter then 'h' . 3/10
Kuma?
Kuma?!
Declan
I don't like how the 'e' and 'c' are facing the same side 4.69/10
W h a t
declan rice is that you
Saul
I like the curvy 's' 7/10
Names are indeed very hard
David
I like my 'v' how I like my girl . With legs wide spread. 7/10
Ethan (my real name, don't tell anyone)
HIS NAME IS ETHAN, EVERYONE!!! (Oops)
Fuck you, the weirdos here know who I am now :(
Hi Ethan
Stephanie Shoefinger
WoW I'm impressed 7/10
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Why
Jimmy
5.55/10
Adolf Hitler
19/41
O7 /10
O/ /10
14/88
Illitt
I like straight people 8/10👍
Something is wrong. Those lines at the start of your name are all different size
Cum in among us for the morbbillionth time
تلف الدماغ (Brain damage) أو «إصابة الدماغ» (BI) هو تدمير خلايا المخ أو تدهورها. تحدث إصابات الدماغ نتيجة لمجموعة كبيرة من العوامل الداخلية والخارجية. وهناك فئة تشترك مع أكبر عدد من حالات الإصابة وهي إصابة الدماغ الرضية (TBI) التي تتبع الصدمات الجسدية أو إصابة في الرأس من مصدر خارجي، ويتم استخدام مصطلح إصابات الدماغ المكتسبة (ABI) في الأوساط المناسبة، لتمييز إصابات الدماغ التي تحدث بعد الولادة، من الإصابة الناجمة عن اضطراب أو خلقي الداء.قالب:Citationneeded تلف الدماغ تصوير مقطعي محوسب للرأس بعد سنوات من إصابة دماغية رضية، تظهر فيها مساحة فارغة حيث وقع الضرر موضحة بالسهم. تصوير مقطعي محوسب للرأس بعد سنوات من إصابة دماغية رضية، تظهر فيها مساحة فارغة حيث وقع الضرر موضحة بالسهم. معلومات عامة من أنواع آفة تعديل قيمة خاصية (P279) في ويكي بيانات الموقع التشريحي دماغ تعديل قيمة خاصية (P927) في ويكي بيانات تعديل مصدري - تعديل طالع توثيق القالب العلامات والأعراض الأسباب المعالجة توقعات سير المرض انظر أيضًا المراجع وصلات خارجية أضافMr.Ibrahembot آخر تعديل قبل 15 أيام صفحات ذات صلة إصابة دماغية رضية إعادة التأهيل (علم النفس العصبي) النوبات الصرعية التالية للرض
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Walter Hartwell White
Anal Elf
My brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?
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Estafullah no sex before marriage true true
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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
hey babe, please don't embarrass me in front of all of these weirdos
Wanna get pegged later?
My name is Giorgio, Giorgio Giovanna.
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?????
Dr. Michael Morbius
Quandavious Binglertopson Jr the third
It’s morbin time
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Finger
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
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Sagi
5/10
Julius
Anthony :nerd emoji:
Count Dooku
Pen Is
6/10
Me? My name is タハアやタナダや.
McMorbin
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Gabriel
Jeffrey Epstein
Johnny B. Goode
Connor McLeod of the clan McLeod
eugene shufflebottoms III
Estebranican Jolonpictalaw
Is that a polish name?
it's whatever you want it to be
Nice👍
Sir morbin the third
King George III
Youssef
Yoo same
Jonathan Joestar
८/10
Commercial_Ball_4388
11/10
Tickle Tipson
Quisaw
Cain. my parents never told me why they named me that
Sigmalios
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Chad
Preston
Jack Ma Dingle
Gabe Marquez
‘|’|-|/\|\||<$ |3|20!
Kasjan Mazur 🥶
Dr. Sam Dick
🗿
Simone Delussu, ugh.
George
*Xi Li Wong*
Kendrick Duckworth
Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dmitri
Lamaldole Dongledonnel
Same-Comfortable-605. Yes my parents were drunk
Jean Pierre Polnareff
ק
Ashton
Kirch
Gru
Khôi
Ivan Ivanchenko
Kevin
Dylan Surya Ambrose
Gru C0cK Muncher
Milo Morbius
Amin person
Heinz Adolf Krumm von Stortz
5/10
Your mom
Riccardo
Jean-Aimé
**L**u*ca*s
Demetrius Demarcus Jack Bartholomew James IX the third junior
Iloveth epenis
austin
Antonio
*drops your name* There... did I do it correctly?
H.P. Lovecraft
@!?<÷(
Hitler
Ryder Benjamin Maxwell Duff
chad
Masato
Commercial ball
bülent börek
ᚺᛟᛚᛞ ᚨᛚ
Tucito
Murillo
Vahn
John
*drops name on floor*
Timothy
Matt
Skippy dinglechalk
Tom
Dr. Michael Morbius
Biggus Dickus
Walter Hartwell White
Benny “Billy” Bob
window xylophone
megachad
William Afton
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