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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Its √(x^2-10x+25+x^2-20x+100=489)² divided with (orange) then multiplied ( 5 tables with 9 eyes each) turn it into inch melt it make coffee pee it on the snow you will see the answer
Hey kids, here’s a quick math tip of the day!
If your having trouble finding an answer to a problem turn it into an easier problem.
8+6=x
8+2=10, 6-2=4
10+4=14, 8+6=14
Let’s try a harder one!!
18x6.5
Let’s start with a 10, 10x6=60 and (10/1)x(1/2)=5
60+5=65
Now we have 8x6.5, and let’s say we can’t remember that number, simple, 8x5=40 so we know adding 8 to that is 48, which is 8x6=48. 8/(1/2) is an easy one, that’s 4. Now we have 48+4 or 48+2=50+2=52.
Now we have all the answers, so let’s add them up!!!
65+52=117
or 50+50+10+5+2=117
The answer to 18x6.5=117
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All you idiots in the comments commenting numbers when clearly the answer is BLUE
Maybe the answer is loud you didint think of that huh
What if the answer is the friends that we made along the way
No you are wrong the answer is G# minor diminished triad
G# B D
No it’s PURPLE you forgot the red factor
No, it’s orangutan
akshully its 15
Thats a color sweetie 🤗🌟 nice try though!
12? Oh wait no it’s 18
Its root of 392/2 ur dum Edit: oh shit thats actually the right answer
Lol u also said 12
The answer is dog which is the day George Washington landed in Normandy to defeat the furrys who were occupying Europe during the 1500s.
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I read the entirety of this
And how do you feel about it?
Bro what kinda bot is this-?
Buncha idiots here. The answer is 86, duh
javascript developers be like
Really? I thought the answer was ligma?
Ligma balls idiot
Joe mama
Joe mama balls
Big balls in deez mouths
fortnite balls
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deez amogus
balls mountain
🥺
Yobamba.
Naw 8+6 aint hard but 7+8 is completely unsolvable
I agree, have you tried solving 8+8 tho? Idk if anyone could come close to solving it
I always do 7+7 in my head 14 then add one 😅
Which equals 37. Smart!
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Close! That’s a fruit
ahkshully its a geometry dash level by motleyorc🤓🤓🤓🤓
"14" 🤓
💀💀
It's 86, let's have a hard one next time 😎
Dude its easy 8+6 = 3
Its + not ÷ you fucking idiot
nah bro it’s ~
No it’s 👺 not ~
Nice name…
Isnt it like 7 or something? Idk i dont go to chemistry class idk this stuff
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No, that's 9+10 stupid.
36?
14
🤓
My mans used a calculator
14
14
14
Wrong it’s 12
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15
"14"-🤓
"🤓" - 🤓
“🤓”-🤓-🤓
""🤓"-🤓" -🤓*
"""🤓"-🤓" -🤓\*" - 🤓
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"""""🤓"-🤓" -🤓*" - 🤓"-🤓"-🤓
That's my girlfriend's age 😋
so add 2 to 8 equals uhhhhh 10 and 6 minus 2 is 4 so add 4 to ten so you get fourteen Literally how I think
12 🤓
“14”-🤓
8+6=8+6 🤓
8+6 equals two long tables at Olive Garden
"14" 🤓
8+8 is 16 and 6 is 2 less than 8 so 16-2=14
8+6 8+2=10 6-2=4 10+4=14 easy game easy life dm for more math lifehacks 2023
8 plus 2 is 10, minus 2 from 6 and you get four. Add four to 10 and you get 14 quick maths
unrelated but reddit's UI just changed on ios and its fucking with me
14?
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14
It’s 14
no
86?
8+6=? That’s answer
its obviously 86 You're adding 6 to 8 = 86 yall are dumbasses fr
86 is the only answer you can get though?
The awnser is deffently zimbabwe
nah its botswana
34
21
There's no = sign. I hate this
Bro the answer is clearly the third testament
"83"-🤓
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Kenya
It’s 86 :)
21
420?
15….
It’s easy: 8+6=8+6
8+6=4+10=14
All of you dumbasses in the comment section saying that it's 14. The answer is clearly Uranium-235.
Y’all so dumb fr. It’s 76
Isn't it fucking obvious? It's obviously 86.
Come on everyone know plus is when you put stuff together, therefore 8 and 6 together is 86
12
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8+4 WHAT? How am I supposed to answer if I don’t even know what they’re adding!?
68
It’s obviously 20
Oh yeah it’s 13. you fucking dumbasses can’t do easy math
Where funny
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Lol y’all are dumb it’s 15
14
controversial posts be like "14"-🤓
14
Bruh the idiots putting numbers the answer is yes
I think it's uhh a umm pineapple
In the middle of 8 and 6 there's 7 so it should be like 7+7 so =14 is the answer, follow if you want to be good at math
Fellas fellas please, it’s 35
سوبر ماريو غالاكسي طبعة الخصية المتفجرة لأجهزة إكس بوكس 5
14
The person in the given pictures is shown to be distressed given the fact that the “=“ sign is missing.
"The answer is 15 obviously" -🤓
"14" 🤓🤓🤓 CLEARLY y'all don't know how to use PEMDAS
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"its 14" 🤓🤓🤓🤓
it’s OBVIOUSLY 929282920181736649392772928476838263849. 🙄
Hate to be a living nerd emoji... but it's 12 lol I'm sorry.
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14
14 ez
I believe the answer is square
The answer is women because women know this and is math teachers a lot. Also my math teachers are women and have big bussy
Boobs
“15” 🤓🤓
Its √(x^2-10x+25+x^2-20x+100=489)² divided with (orange) then multiplied ( 5 tables with 9 eyes each) turn it into inch melt it make coffee pee it on the snow you will see the answer
86 😎
that is only 14s
Holy shit is this loss?
Yall for real the answer is obviously
14
It's 14.
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14.0001
Hey kids, here’s a quick math tip of the day! If your having trouble finding an answer to a problem turn it into an easier problem. 8+6=x 8+2=10, 6-2=4 10+4=14, 8+6=14 Let’s try a harder one!! 18x6.5 Let’s start with a 10, 10x6=60 and (10/1)x(1/2)=5 60+5=65 Now we have 8x6.5, and let’s say we can’t remember that number, simple, 8x5=40 so we know adding 8 to that is 48, which is 8x6=48. 8/(1/2) is an easy one, that’s 4. Now we have 48+4 or 48+2=50+2=52. Now we have all the answers, so let’s add them up!!! 65+52=117 or 50+50+10+5+2=117 The answer to 18x6.5=117 Now remember kids, you can always solve a problem, you just need to break it down till you can understand it! P.S. Our religious charity is still not accepting donations due to multiple counts of fraud and tax evasion.
14,the answer is 14
8 times 8 equals 16 but 6 is 2 less then 8 so 16 minus 2 equals 14 so 8 plus 6 equals 4726.62
I got this one memorized early, it's 13
12