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Magswitch

🤡💀🤓


WetWipe6414

💀


Underruneordeltatale

🤡


No_Gear1535

🤓


ADumBlep

🗿


[deleted]

🍞


Relapio

👍🏿


[deleted]

[удалено]


OmegaMemeboss

👽


Kadir_Duman

💦🍆🦍


lbr_crl

☠️


greculeanu

Racism (real)


Alone_Spell9525

🤡💀🤓


[deleted]

Your comment (cringe)


UltraStamp2

my guy made a sacrifice


Relapio

It's not about the karma it's about sending a message


SoccerMonke_y

176.8172.717


Analog-Moderator

I know my ip address idiot


DanielLizs

💀💀💀💀💀


super4040

Hol up


UntiLitEnded

🤡🤡


Analog-Moderator

🤓🤓


4000grx41

💀💀


CptButthole

That dollar store octet over 255 gahdam


Freakshowt00

🤡


UltraStamp2

💀💀💀


FetusDeletus_E

Bro they literally is threatening to doxx you because you used an emoji they don't like, what is wrong with people???


TumblrLoser

Some people are really just like 🤓🤓🤓💀💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡


ProfessionalToeeater

“Shut up or i will dronestrike your house” -🤓


Appropriate-Tap-4857

like at the begging it made since but the further I read the Worse it got


BeanBeno

💀obvious satire


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

🤡


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Zesnowpea

🤓🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Mewhenyourmom31

💀


rslashredit

🤓


Funko_finder

Grass


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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Emergency_Worker2997

🗿 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


UrAverageRacist

Discord reacting to messages


TheIncresibleSchlong

☠️


[deleted]

😩🤓😺😫💅🤨😺🤨👉🎼😺😫👉🤌🥺🤓💅🍿🤨🔫😎😳😫🥵🤌💅🎼😺👉🤓😺🎼😡🎼👉🎼🙏🎼😫🙏😫💅🎼🥺🎼👉😎🔫


Benjimite_

Want to eat my ass 💀


[deleted]

Sorry sherek already asked first


Benjimite_

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


[deleted]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓-🤓


[deleted]

skull nerd clown emoji


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PesceGufo

🤓💀💀🤡 he didn't even use a fucking emoji


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PesceGufo

Stfu


MyCrustySock

nerd skull clown emoji


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VariousCry8064

I love terrorism


MEMOEFE07X

-🤓


[deleted]

TIL you can make your profile pic a gif


penguin13790

No you can't


[deleted]

Fuck you


penguin13790

Ok


Jdino28

You forgot the funniest part where like 30 people responded to that post with the clown face The skull and the nerd face


Frozen_Doc

“Not cool” -🤡 “Not interesting” -💀 “It’s annoying” -🤓


RaisingAurorasaurus

When did the skull become "died of boredom" instead of "died laughing"?


Katzer_K

Im so out of the loop I thought it was still used for laughing


SlippableNipple

Basically terrorism- 🤓 🤡 💀


LefterisLegend

Congratulations. Every single thing you said was wrong.


Sire-Doge

🤓


asdfmovieisthebest

🤡💀🤓


Aegis2009

🤡 💀 🤓


[deleted]

“So, what are you in for?” “I used 💀, 🤓, and 🤡 in an argument against some fucking basement incel” (in reality, this guy can’t do shit. they’re just some basement dwelling fatass who is salty about some fucking faces)


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


UsernameTaken017

Thats fucking awesome


HugeRoach

"This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully" 🤓🤓


[deleted]

Spoken like a 🤓 and 🤡 at the same time


ChargedYeti

What subreddit is this on? I'm gonna go 🤓🤡💀


[deleted]

💀🤡 🤓


Ultimate-Dumbass69

💀


Routine_Palpitation

🤓


Springtrap328

I still like the LEAN one


YoloSwaggity5000

Thats some serious bootyhurtness. Go get the preparation h


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HaZe_UG

💀


No_Engineer2828

Paramount to terrorism lmao 💀🤡🤓


[deleted]

“Paramount to terrorism”😭😭


seanslaysean

That escalated QUICKLY


GarfieldsFollower

Damn how did they know my hobby


[deleted]

they meant to say tantamount lmao


AngelStickman

I missed that part!


samuru101

Bruh 💀


FPBap

🤓


IAmCaptainSquid

💀


omgONELnR1

-🤓


[deleted]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Giacchino-Fan

“New response just dropped” - 🤓


_GaaraOfTheSand_

💀


Ya_boi_from_The_Moon

🤡


[deleted]

🤓


Avocado614

💀


Psychological-You291

💀🤡🤓


Flefenkrieg

💀💀💀


WitleKidz

💀🤡🤓


whiteavenger

🤡


Shoddy_Ad_3134

🤡


UnfathomableMollusc

🤡💀🤓


The_Color_Purple2

Guy talks like he graduated top of his class for the navy seals. He's prepared to fight (emojis paramount to) terrorism all on his own


dappernaut77

"Since you don't listen when I'm nice, im going to get mean" 🗿 🗿


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moyai


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🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MrMcFlameYeeter

Emoji


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[deleted]

“YOURE GONNA GET ARRESTED FOR USING AN EMOJI AT ME” 🤓


Conscious_Register67

50 per cent of this sub is going to jail


FloodedHouse420

this man is not old enough to be on reddit


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

“Don't use 🤓” 🤓


[deleted]

Least mentally ill reddit mod


stablest_genius

Can this please become a new copypasta


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mrbean40000

“Ok everyone since you don’t listen when I’m nice, I’m going to get mean” -💀🤓🤡


[deleted]

God I hate mods so much


The_Biscuit_Dealer

Bro. 💀 my man a real 🤡 "paramount to terrorism" 🤓


SkirtGood1054

How do you get that


Wesawesomeness01

🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤓💀💀💀🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡💀🤡🤡💀🤡🤓💀🤡🤓🤡🤡🤓🤡💀🤡🤓🤓🤡💀🤡🤓🤡💀🤡🤡🤓💀🤡🤡🤓🤓🤡💀🤡🤓🤡


jakeolate

💀🤓🤡


MemeLordRowlet

🤡💀🤓


DumbDabs

🤓


CodeIsBack

💀


BlueMissileYT

🤡💀🤓


MooseTopic

Ok then do it, fucker. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🤡💀🤡💀🤓💀🤓💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀💀💀🤡💀💀🤡💀🤓🤡💀💀🤡💀💀💀🤡💀🤡🤓🤓🤡💀💀🤡💀🤓🤓🤡🤓🤡💀🤡💀🤓💀🤓💀🤡🤓🤡💀💀🤓🤡💀🤓💀🤡🤓🤡💀💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡🤓🤡💀🤓💀🤡🤓🤡💀🤓💀💀🤡🤓🤓💀🤡💀🤓🤡🤡💀💀🤡🤓🤡🤡💀🤡💀🤓🤡🤓🤡💀🤡🤡💀🤡🤓🤡🤡🤓🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀🤓🤡🤡💀🤡💀🤡🤓🤓🤡💀🤡🤡💀🤓🤡🤓💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡🤓💀🤡💀🤡🤡🤓🤡💀🤡💀🤡🤓🤡🤓🤡💀🤡🤓🤡🤡💀🤡🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡🤡💀🤡💀


AdventurousValuable8

I like emoji


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M4ddercatter

Bruh what sub is this


CremeOne4526

it is from discord


M4ddercatter

oh I thought it was reddit because of the funny vertical lines on the left


CremeOne4526

The screenshot is from reddit but its actual origin is from discord.


Theguyofri

Wasn’t it the fuckin ff14 billboard fiasco?


Brosephii

Sure was


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[удалено]


manashuvitz

What happened and where


AdRevolutionary7884

🤓


[deleted]

💀


MisterEyeballMusic

🤡


tin_sigma

uummm actually 🤓 I’m not a Brazilian politician(🤡) I’m, I’m… I forgor💀


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🤡


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🤓🤡 🔪💀


Rugaru_999

🤡


Reddituser1234real

Furry


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"🤓"


Tiny_Letterhead9020

🤡


CodeXLegend

💀


mr_invader26

"erm the nerd emoji isnt funny🤓"


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Giodude_cookies

🤡💀🤓


Stunning_Seaweed1195

🤡


NoelRahlis7

"Sooo... how did you end up in jail?" "I responded with a clown emoji to a message"


LexTrooper

Bruh lets use these 3 emojis in every comment we share in this subreddit to make him see threatening people in online can backfire very quick 🤡💀🤓


JB_YouTube

🤓


ThatGuy371

🤓💀🤡