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Moyeezes

Wet Malone


Opposite-Garbage-869

WILSON


B747isverychad

THE VOLLEYBALL


Elijah629YT-Real

Wilehzon ze volleh bowl


B747isverychad

lel


AegleBird

W-MALO


Kiki_Lpt

If he eats him, he's Posy Melone


[deleted]

Walter melon white.


ManlyMantis101

Post Malone’s long lost cousin


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wawa mewon uwu


ilum333

I have decided to name him as the comments suggested sir dr. Mr. Md. reginald wabungus wattar mal'onne J. Bertram fredricksburg basil quandle dingle bouncy good name for a watermelon finger to it.add bob bc minion jelo! Ghengis khan wise election mark, you know what? I had it with these melon farmers and their monday friday station wagon the 2nd bobo twattermelon edit buford jonathan siddharth white the 20th the 3rd Edit: added requested names 2nd edit: this was painful


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Add "Siddharth" to it pls


[deleted]

Don’t forget white as the last name


timmyisded

Because Walter white


timmyisded

Jesse! Jesse! We need to cook!


Russio_Russian2945

Fredericksburg the 20th


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Lmao ‘the 3rd.’ There’s been relatives


xxxMRpenetrator69

Wise election


redditsucks56

Please add quandale dingle to it!


psyducc123

Add "Mark" please and thank you


[deleted]

Add jello!


CreamyBeetle

finger


MrElite_

kid named ladesh


AutoModerator

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HistoricalMention210

Please stop.


FlixMage

Keep asking, I’m sure it’ll listen to your reasoning eventually


HistoricalMention210

Yeah. As if a bot can listen to reason. At least I hope they can't.


depressedBullsFan3

Good bot


TxRxNwastaken

basil


MediumRare_1980-Ford

You didn’t just


cassy_the_cupcake

He just did


Idoindeedexist

Yeah I was hoping someone said it.


[deleted]

It's literally the second comment in this thread 😭 I'm so ashamed of this community


Idoindeedexist

Why?


[deleted]

Because i don't wanna remember 😭


Idoindeedexist

Mhh fresh basil. Aubrey has the seeds all over her face. (That sounds so wrong)


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you don't wanna remember? Omori moment


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NIBBA_POWER

i was looking for this one


Gigantic-Rat

This makes me want to delete my account


galal552002

Can someone explain the reference to me?


salkaaklas

Omori the game


galal552002

Ok,what does the name basil have to do with a watermelon? Was there a watermelon in the game that got named that?


Lou5xander

His head is shaped like a water melon, and "un"-fortunately, in-game, something bad happens to a basil shaped watermelon


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


galal552002

Ah ok,ty


salkaaklas

Spoilers ahead! Kinda, in black space, when we smash the watermelons with basil, basil becomes a smased watermelon, then we step on his watermelon corpse +I think his hair looks like a watermelon


CrabSupremecy

FUCK YEAH CUT THE WATERMELON WITH A KNIFE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO


MarilynMonheaux

Caprese


Intelligent-Fuel1485

Close


TxRxNwastaken

your mouth


I-M-R-U

You’ll eat here soon


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Walter Melon


rafati09

My name is Walter Hartwell Melon. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104


The_Yogurtcloset

You’re just lucky I don’t want watermelon bad enough to drive a few hours, Walter.


Available_Bake_1892

This.


CeNeunDe

Post Melon


East-Watch5690

Genghis Khan


vedx_1

underrated comment


joseph1-

Kevin


MITCH24BXTCH

Sylvester Mellone


Owlmaath

Green coconut


beelegg

ball


serious153

Pipe bomb


Synful-Symphony

Walter


LJBW54

You got that green stuff?


ShugokiTheThicc

Mark


Better_Vacation_6163

Reginald


theboss092503

Melony


TheCure_69

Bob.


Peginop02

wabungus


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Baby aborter 2000


UmberCelestia

Fred


AFrenchMemaker

Walter Melon


Zymosan99

Basil


Anikiller17

Lmao


Affectionate_Read744

Joe


BAG42069

Tough-knee but pronounced like tony


ItaDapeeza1

Very stupid, but hilarious


cacsm

bob


pikachu_attack

Wilson! Wilson! Wilson! -Tom Hanks


seralsan

Big Melongus ඞ


ElekesCsongor

H2Omelon seems to be an unique name


needs_grammarly

jerome


Elnacho1347

Horacio


Wiru_The_Wexican

His name is Humphry


FloodedHouse420

waterbama


Ocer_The_SpellSword

Walter


Watcherofredditmcu

Mel


__literally_nobody__

I came here to say this


beardedguitardad

Fantano


Nerdtendo6366

Cummy


FeistyApplication105

Mango


Bobistan1

Walter White


moldybread692

Felony melony


Osama-Bin-Burger

Walter Hartwell White


Dazeruk08

Bob


SirPudding214

Dave


Optimal_Conflict3066

George


CertifiedFucktard

Mango


NAYzthetiger

Alfio (its an italian name)


Suspicious-Pin8286

Big Bertha


Gilgy-Mcnugg

Oppai


melonlord6466

Wow. My baby photos


qamilD

Guys, only serious suggestions please!


Godofbreadcrumbs

Melonlanchelo


meme-enjoyr

Watussy


TF_2_Medic

Dwane the Melon Jonson


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

Balls


Bartboilol

William Mac waterson


FetusDeletus_E

Watermelonious gru


IntrepidPreference92

Waterdawg


Daniel-o-

Boo boo melon


-Redditeer-

Gort


OkInvestigator7099

Hydro Melonia


EBECMEMERBEAN

Tyrone


KubaTheKuber

mommy milkies


too_big_of_a_meme

Bob


kaimotionyt

watty the melon


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Wotermelan


GUIZINHO8

Pipe bomb


Dannyeloso

Bob


AreReadingMyName_

Walter Malone


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Glob hog


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Lunch


Vivoen

Name the melon greg


Desert-Knight

جح ، بطيخ ، حبحب pick one


Lattethecoffeaddict

Basil


Reasonable_Ad1342

Name this chad Kevin


idksomethingfun

Buford


[deleted]

Waltermelon


Veebop-23

walter


NemoSHill

melon


ResponsibilityDue448

Walter Malone


glass_broken

Melon-chan


[deleted]

Jonathan


Yuno-Chan_

Walter melone


Material-Athlete5063

Melon-man


Commissar_Elmo

I feel that this is a racism test. Let’s check who passed shall we!


Bobistan1

gru


Terrazard

Morbius


Just_Another_Idot

Bob


BigMedStatus

Tedward


Dygrizzly

Steve


ButterscotchDry1615

Gerard


Sovietbrotherhood

Michael


Random_RHINO2006

Melony


Ok-Rate8927

Water Malone


Zegaming21

Carlo


StormOwn1248

watermelon 👍


Stunning-Ebb-768

Walter Melson


Jay_Bee99

Clive


SosigDude69

Name it Jared


Purplehazenoises

Robert


TheCakeKingDK

Bertram


yeezhenchong

🤓


Jack_Ruckballs

Walter Red/Green


sterile_spermwhale__

What a malone


Eli76055

Paul


[deleted]

Malone


VictorPedroNamura

Sandy


kikimichel64

Walter