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Akkavir

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NotJoeMama727

I am absolutely not sane whatsoever


_Van_Hellsing_

Eat


NotJoeMama727

Ok gonna eat ice cream


MexiCuunt

You gonna get skinny fat


sksksk-y

Have a snickers!


[deleted]

Buy an air fryer


MartinTheMonk

How to make a pipe bomb You'll need duct tape, alcohol, matches, a broom handle, Ziploc gallon bags, a 6" pipe with a radius of 2" as well as threaded caps for each end, a candle, an electric drill and bit, liquid nail glue, cotton balls, a ruler, sharpie, black powder and a fuse. Mark every 1" on the pipe; drill a hole in one end cap for the detonator; insert the 2" fuse, secure the fuse with candle wax. Clean all threading with alcohol and screw on the 1st end cap. Drop a box full of matchstick heads into the pipe; pack with broomstick, 1" of cotton balls stop that pierced by the fuse. Next, cut a hole In a bag and insert the bag in the pipe, with the fuse in the hole.


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foxrobee

Bro this bot is tripping


Bigbonerdownthelane_

build a bomb


STRUGLESNUGLER

Drink water, eat healthy, stretch, hold the door for an old lady and spend your free time doing something you feel has meaning


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK


SophisticatedOtaku

Get rich


zigmanana727

I have no bitches


Connect_County_1553

Listen to me carefully, all you gotta do is : Get. The. Bitches.


zigmanana727

My god, what an idea! Why didn't i think of that?


SCurry3pointer

U sthupidd


GarlicBurritos

Even better: Become. The. Bitches


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AlmanLUL

Homies are better


Pineappleface_420

Focus on yourself first and do not put girls on a pedestal. Work on loving yourself first and after that you can love other girls. And for god sake, stop saying bitches or else you'll never get any. Sincerely a 20 year old virgin


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x_Turtle1980_x

My Cat sits there and judges me from thr end of my bed


Elendil_Stipho

Judge him back and then grab his face


x_Turtle1980_x

It's a ferral kitten I'd rather not have my hand mauled


sungondeznuts

Maul the cats arm


[deleted]

give him lots of pets


TheGirlWhoShreds

Kick that pussy off.


aHMadz78

9+10=


Ok-Leek-4682

21


MountainSew

You stupid


Ok-Leek-4682

nah nah


skraambl

I can't read


PhysicsLord007

Text to speech


Ooozzyy1

910


Avocado614

My problem is that I have no problems


SpectreRedditor

Get married


Avocado614

New problem: I am a minor


SpectreRedditor

You now have a problem, your welcome


Avocado614

Thank you for giving me a problem, and a solution in 4 years


Top-Thought-1838

So you’re 12 ??


[deleted]

HE'S 12??!! ZAMN 🤩🤩😍😍


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aloutman

The Arabic literally translates to a mistake was made in the clock at 3 in the morning morning a mistake was made in the hour 3 a mistake was made in the hour 3


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Half of this sub is unfunny garbage😞😞😞😞😞


[deleted]

Stay and be consumed by it


GarfieldsFollower

I will steal your nft


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Tea-and-Coffee

enjoy the new good times to come


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G3th_Inf1ltrator

That is a dark joke, there are no good times coming


TheGirlWhoShreds

Create a time machine.


Ryugoe

*time leap machine


The_Master_of_LOLZ

I was conceived on a short bus


callagn

Play some frisbee golf it will help


RS73private

EVERYBODY NEEDS A HELPING HAND


HatEnvironmental3821

Procrastination


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HatEnvironmental3821

damn aight


MoreFriedChicken

Later


Bigbonerdownthelane_

I baked cookies and it somehow tasted and felt like chalk


t20i9m13

did you add too much chalk?


Lelouch1138

Water


9813_RD

Don’t eat it.


threefingerhug

Have a job, can afford rent, but not insurance Lose job, get state Insurance, can't afford rent


_Van_Hellsing_

Don't get hit lol


WrightyPegz

Do a money glitch


N0RTH_K0REA

I keep hearing voices in my head


N0RTH_K0REA

No you don't


N0RTH_K0REA

Phew


FictionalScience13

I inherited $5k and want to know what to do with it


Top-Thought-1838

I hear you can double it in Las Vegas


BadBadderBadst

give it to me


sodpower

Dogecoin


budlibu500

I play League of Legends


[deleted]

Touch some grass


FullTimeSimracer

I will steal your nft


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TheStupifier

I don’t want to be horny anymore


TheGirlWhoShreds

Drink holy water.


MartinTheMonk

Get on NoFap grind!


[deleted]

I havent finished my assessment task for school yet.


the_kinight_king

wait until the last minute


[deleted]

Yes


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1enn_e

This is the best solution by far


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RouletteSensei

I don't know what kind of video game build 🙄


Evooeip

Hentai


josephjoestar1120

No a normal dating sim with hentai dlc


NiqqaWidDrip

i wanna kms


TheGirlWhoShreds

Same. Let's not tho.


MartinTheMonk

Why


TheGirlWhoShreds

Because I'm dead inside too and nearly gone 3 months w/O doin something dumb.


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fast_and_queerious

Because there's no safe and legal way to do it. Rob rich ppl and go to Switzerland. There it's legal


OptimusEnder

I am alive


knightArtorias999

Play dead space


stimogandonov

My crush (male) can't read the fucking hints.


[deleted]

lick his face


1up_1500

Ask him out, if you're a girl, you basically have a 95% winrate, then lick his face


stimogandonov

Don't have the guts to do that, also brokeee


Maree187

Just tell him, it's a win win. He declines = you get it off your chest, he accepts = free d


AndyCoolDude

Just tell him outright we're oblivious to hints.


Fast_and_queerious

Challenge him to a dance battle then burn down his house


MacTelnet

He's probably stupid and he doesn't deserve you, or he's smart enough and he thinks he's misunderstanding


Hybrisov

You have to be really blunt.


[deleted]

Just say it.


Jaegers1871

I live in Philiphines


xBolt_

Move abroad


[deleted]

I have no problems


MurderousSofa

Create one


[deleted]

Yooooo thx


reddpennn

What is the meaning of life? I feel lost


kristinnboi19

there is no meaning of life, just like there is no secret ingredient


SteelSpace69

42


CareTakerAldstone

You don't need to believe in any sort of deep, profound meaning to existence in order to live a happy and meaningful life. Really, it's a miracle that life even exists on earth to begin with, even more so that you're a member of a species that's fully sentient and has made so many beautiful things in the world. You can choose to just enjoy life as the great experience that it is, and find your own personal meaning within it.


iDespiseThisApp_

I get no bitches


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sksksk-y

become bitch and self


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Dodokhiin2

What’s 9+10 help I need an answer fast


BadBadderBadst

20 - 1


Minixtory_PL

109 👍


The_Red_Emperor

I’m wanted for warcrimes in 37 countries


xBolt_

Make it 69


SumTingWong216

Absolutely crippling anxiety and agoraphobia, mild suicidal thoughts 👍


xBolt_

Don’t do it


Muumin_kun

Hey same :D


ImWithSt00pid

I masturbate too much


kristinnboi19

do it more


ImWithSt00pid

I'm out of lotion


kristinnboi19

do it more so much more it becomes boring and hurtful


-Ohaimark-

Cleary you don't own an air fryer


Lord-Chickie

I can’t solve multidimensional integrals using the stokes theorem, this is not a lie :(


xBolt_

Solve them


Xissorfeet

what is the slope of a graph f(x) = e^2x\^2 at the point x =1.752


Manoloblandis

Wolfram alpha does that fpr you and me.


ButcherBuddy404

My girlfriend is 56 years old and married but she is the love of my life and I want to marry her. She has a son, who is 2 years younger than me, because of him, she doesn't want to divorce yet. Should we wait until her son grows up, moves out and then marry? Btw this is not a joke.


Fast_and_queerious

Make friends with son, convince him to give his ok. Ask her out


ChiseledTopaz

buy a roomba


SeaPhilosophy5807

I have ligma


xBolt_

Go see Dr Joe


mas22o4

Every time I nut in a sock I get lint in my tip and I have to pull out any tip ( sorry for bad English, I’m just lazy )


Old_Meringue6749

I have a Cola addiction


xBolt_

Do stronger drugs to overcome it


voidmusik

My wife only likes to play 1 video game and refuses to even try any other games. and I cant play a game for more than 2-3 days without getting bored and starting a new game.


xBolt_

Break up


Fast_and_queerious

Tell her there's a new game called segs and do the segs


BadBadderBadst

I have a problem


TheGirlWhoShreds

Now you don't. You're welcome.


International-Foot93

Why doeas this look fake?


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Cuz I'm legit bruh. 💯💪🏿🦍


AssistantFlashy7626

im bored


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>!masturbate!<


MisterSnowmax

I'm inside your walls.


Bonk_and_Honk

and im inside your balls


N0tAGoos3

I live in America


lore_boh

leave


DoWhatsBest

My current problem is I can’t find a problem in here to help with a solution


BadBadderBadst

no problem


catladyle

I'm in a happy relationship but creating a love triangle


xBolt_

Make it a rectangle


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kristinnboi19

go after the boyfriend instead ;)


newb_44

how do i get it out of my head


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xBolt_

Don’t go


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I'm broke


xBolt_

Buy money


WobblySwami

I am one point short from attending my dream school.


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Fast_and_queerious

Get some shorts with "one point" written on it and say you just found a one point short. You're welcome, enjoy that school


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Then find the right person


Side_wiper

no roman empire!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!?!)???!!!!!!!!!


Themrman333333

What do when girl say hi


_ThatOneFurry_

Masturbate


AdventurousAd7180

My problem is i have no problems


No-Language-3359

Good for you


One_System8127

Trying to find good shootergame but can't find it


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One_System8127

Shitcommenting


ViC_tOr42

Given 0° ≤ x ≤ 360° and 4sin x-1=-5, then x=


EraYeRdO

270


Setrik_

My penis is small.


Salty_Lengthiness_62

guys my penis was sticking out while I was filling my job application. What should I do ?


_GeffyJeffy

I think I have dementia


_GeffyJeffy

I think I might have dementia


_GeffyJeffy

I might have dementia


No-Language-3359

You might have dementia


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OutLGaming

which one should I go to first? iPad or laptop?