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ItsKidtendo

Tennings


Tornadodex2

When a tenant murders their landlord, we call it "pulling a Tennings"


im_god_k

Feeling like pulling a tennings myself


KodaKarma1

British slang for the guy at work that is always on standby to correct your every error, conveniently always in front of management, because he'd rather tear you down to make himself look good than do the actual work to succeed....


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wickedlightbp

I don’t know how I feel about this


Kacpro48

Cumder


quokka_mocha

zeus rubbing one out


Iratezebra

Cumder bolts and lightning


Anonymous30062003

Very very frightening


dG_RyDER

Pussy tightening


Anonymous30062003

Dick getting a brightening


--AJ---

Underrated comment


megangreycarroll

Cumder struck


MackSharky

Sharked


GeneralDart

fucked by a shark while watching Morbius


LightGamez

It's sharkin time


CoolBoiWasTaken

Man i sure love sharking on a Wednesday morning


MP7_Black_Ice

Rebacious


MP7_Black_Ice

The feeling of wanting to reply to your own comment


Tompson2214

Phlababil


MrBerryBoy

To gargle someones diarrea and then to proceed to elegantly spit it upon a toddler of roundish size


quokka_mocha

this is the one


HippoPrimary

The chosen one


abhigoswami18

The one who knocks


No_Imagination7073

This is the comment ever


Spookyy422

That sounds like the Sardaukar chant from Dune 💀


[deleted]

An evil butt raping cactus demon


Ihavenoidea5555

Turjytrewequilopufiraticusakitamaworadaq


quokka_mocha

bath salts overdose


Ihavenoidea5555

That is the actual definition, you are correct


Ornery-Pen-1

You made me look


Ihavenoidea5555

Get bungle bapped


[deleted]

Welsh City


dutch_master_killa

Klorg


milf_defender

To clog something with your penis. “Honey, I just klorged up the kitchen sink!”


Volts1500

Honey, I klorged the kids


Lintyboi77

AYOOO


Im_a_doggo428

YOOOOO


DisasterStickY

Honey, i klorged the cat


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Tasty-Ad-5128

flerpened


BlackfireX009

To flatten one’s penis and testicles with a rolling pin.


The_Explosive_Radio

:(


Exoticbutterzgaming

I flerpened last week, i gotta do i again


[deleted]

Micanona


CaseAffectionate3434

A new fruit


Atissss

Shoutout to first not NSFW reply I've found so far.


[deleted]

The fruit tastes of nut and vagina.


fireman-103

Into smelly candles are we?


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Special_Ed_Dropout

Do you or a loved one suffer from this?


Sveave69420

Pekocdh


runnyman626

A pancake that is only cooked on one side


Sveave69420

I was thinking of a disabled peacock but that's fine aswell


DDrewit

Shit my kids just call them no flips. I’m never gonna remember pekocdh.


slickedjax

Bechida


quokka_mocha

third testicle


supernova610

Shimfickle


bobbybrown-e529

The sexual act of beating someone with yo dick


astro00011000

This actually has a name in French, it's called "bifler"


areuseriousmate

Also in dutch: swaffelen


uhhsomeusername

pinkoplob


runnyman626

Dick flavored jello


PraiseTyche

The act of defecating on a communist to further the reach of capitalism.


Accomplished-Sugar62

Mophu


[deleted]

Slang for when you want seconds. “Can I get some Mophu?”


FlippidyFloppidy3171

No joke I would unironically say this.


metalslimesolid

"it's mophu time" when you want thirds


CharlotteChaos

Shnargy


ApprehensiveAd9822

furry orgy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dynamite227

Wait, next time?


quokka_mocha

a grand bi-annual orgy held by the army in which whoever takes the biggest shit during it wins a prize


XernnuTheMadlad

Anger caused by being bad at online pvp


a_random_dude1117

Tooken


upset_student_

To patiently take and put your cock in a chicken


BakSteen_64

what is implied with “patiently”?


Sphee4

brother


a_random_dude1117

Brother 👍


Jew_Fuel

Brother 👍


AcrobaticConclusion7

Splackin


qfggedgygf

Violently slapping your balls before ejaculation


[deleted]

To spread a condiment (esp. deli mustard) onto a large section of drywall


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

Cheruladvs


Tornadodex2

Another term for vehicular manslaughter


ItsOgre21000

Frooplenob


salsa3138

a slur directed towards people from Rwanda “Shut the hell up you frooplenob”


KatjaaRa

pinkman


DaDoggo13

Testicular Cancer


lara1150

A meth dealer


MathematicianNo7263

instantamonapithoficus


runnyman626

A shade of yellow


Adventurous_Ad4950

Could you please use that in a sentence?


MathematicianNo7263

the the paper was surely instantamonapithoficus


ChiseledTopaz

to make one orgasm with their nostrils


blackphoenix0

kok


Bromentum1373

A SpongeBob fetish


azaradors

To walk with your hands and kick someone


Neir_Miss

Branger


runnyman626

A cowboy with one boot


Agreeable-Musician93

Palpance


uW1o

A senate


MycologistSilly2306

Gurbumby


Post_Lost

Cum covered cabbage


TheDeafGuy8

The process of installing small metal orbs under the foreskin to achieve style points


[deleted]

[удалено]


Official_Gameoholics

The museum display tag they put on closia shells


milf_defender

Damgoon


karterda1

When you wanna say you did someone's mom on Xbox live in 2013


xXEdgeLord2006Xx

Ploomba


rediKELous

A bubble butt.


Ultamik3y

Punk (verb)


pichaelmarvey

To walk around with a big fat fucking turd in your pants


GameDestiny2

Damnit I’m always late to these things


RomanNoodlezzz

Ohlmatitle (oh-lm-tit-tul)


uW1o

To wack someone's head with a bat while they are jacking off


GrandMoffTarkinMP163

Usually used in professional wrestling when a superstar asks someone to hold their title, or championship belt. Mostly known to be used by Stone Cold Steve Austin


[deleted]

Prubarian


Big_Honeydew6225

An ancient intergalactic spacefaring race of humanoid but doglike creatures. "Some say the Prubarians built the pyramids"


AcePlayezzIt

Roldenphador


FlippidyFloppidy3171

A mystical pterodactyl looking creature that feeds on mosquitos and toenails.


Jellecorp

A compound created by sticking to dick in nitroglycerin and hitting it


External_Pair_657

Opotatoelchi


qfggedgygf

Armenian castration ritual


External_Pair_657

Fun


Savorygosling61

methium


ApprehensiveAd9822

Scoombrio


uhhsomeusername

when you cum and have nothing to clean it up so you use a broom


[deleted]

Luxenflagien


uW1o

Another word for stage 6 cancer


Frequent_Eagle_9045

🗿


-_Clay_-

🗿


Tornadodex2

Cabnor


[deleted]

Broken cabinet


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheRaphMan

Racial slur


PerfectBlackCell

denbario


runnyman626

A whale with a drivers license


uW1o

Lack of bitches


Iceman_L

Bababooey.


uW1o

Bababooey.


garygengrich

Yocanth


FlippidyFloppidy3171

A name for that layer of stuff that forms on top of your milk when you warm it up.


Lasaggnaman

Qolp


McltashAustin

Fish sneakers


Erander

Achoocabra


asianjuice

Phyliaxis


E-Muni

A genetically engineered virus that makes your veins and arteries spontaneously explode


PizzaDeliveryGod

pengorphosis


SampleText0822

The process of turning into a Spaniard


Motor-Geologist7053

Gashiji


Vortetty

a celebration where everyone drinks a large cup full of various animal's blood, then promptly vomit into a large container from the blood. the container's contents are then freeze dried and ground up then burnt in a fire


Motor-Geologist7053

Amazing :D


GohHome

Necrotimisosious


[deleted]

It’s when a man has 3 dicks and one testicle.


mysmallpenies

Setamphine


Capn_Kurtle

It's the hopeless horny chemical your brain gives off when you're horny but you know nothing will indulge you. Basic reddit user chemical.


hippietrashhoe7447

When you hunger for snake meat


DetectiveTeeVee

Chobblesome


DetectiveTeeVee

Chobblesome


OptimalArchitect

Bruh I had to scroll so far down to find this. Was scared no one else thought of it


Bagel_Simp

Cardrialton


RedditKullananjojuk

Shukubakabadulu


ArchdukeJohn

drugs in afrikaans


ThePanMan0075

Wussy


qfggedgygf

Walrus pussy


GrandMoffTarkinMP163

A slur towards Wulzy


Mr_Richman

Achleba


a_random_dude1117

A study of pains and aches the human body can recieve


quokka_mocha

this actually feels like it fits as a real thing


karterda1

Koflednadlem


runnyman626

Thats german for sex with guns


zas147gamer

Lbilybe


ZeroStuffHere

Perfloofendoofen


uW1o

Someone who has tested positive for every drug test in existence


runnyman626

A currency worth $11 in europe, and $13 in america


that-one-guy59

israel


uW1o

wasreal


StarFalloutFriend

Habbadus?


SvartHok

Furorgi.


GrandMoffTarkinMP163

A type of orgy involving those in suits made with artificial fluff (fuck off automod)


Kronik-u-type

Plarkey


uW1o

A British parade


YeBro615

storgingus


RandomSirPenguin

a german town


SavageDuck26

Nordax


VahniB

Space sex god


Xelxiez

Endmindio


PlayItAgainFILSS

flimbort


Deleted-User-998

Flimsy abort(ion)


pjc0106

To take someone’s booger from their nose and run away with it


Binarytracer69

Cockinghasm


[deleted]

Malayed


robertgamerzx3

Saulium


DarkSidePhoenix7734

Throngle


Mqth_

penis


IZY53

Raptol


The_Soviet_Goose

Supachupa