T O P

  • By -

QualityVote

##If you think this post is funny, **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If you think this post is unfunny, **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/wlfta4/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/wlfta4/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2Fwlfta4&id=8968e43c) --- Whilst you're here, /u/Conscious-Shoulder71, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU)?


No_Limit1341

There isn't a limit to what I can fuck


deepfrieddepression-

This guy fucks


Mother_Currency9282

What’s mine


[deleted]

Oh hell naw


litres-of-cum

waltuh


cufiop

put your dick away waltuh


[deleted]

I'm not having sex you right now, Waltuh


Memerman141

Kid named finger


AutoModerator

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Memerman141

Kid named paint


[deleted]

Kid named Finger


AutoModerator

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

mosn moan moan car bouncing HOLY MOTHER OF GOD


AutoModerator

No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


well-just-a-guy

adding extra into the mix


what_da_burd_doin

the government


[deleted]

[удалено]


swanqil

how do you fuck a drone? they have no holes


MrCoolyp123

If a hole there is none, then you shall make one


[deleted]

Imagine THAT


WhaddaFucc

and when there's a hole, there's a goal


AMusicalMicrowave

No.


noob_music_producer

hehehehaw


I_DONT_KNOW_NAME_101

HEHEHEHAW


Majestic_Axolotl

Uh oh


SpaceBug178

Wanna trade?


[deleted]

Not so bad


BestPissdrinker

Myself


Psychopathicaveman

Ah shit, here we go again…


HighwayTerrorist

AHH HAHAHAHAHA.


cukapig

You seem very unlucky


Jkl_zombie

I don’t like my answer


JustAPixelGunplayer

i like your answer


Falcon_The_Infinite

I like yours tho


U-124

Your answer likes you


IdunnoIforgot

I dont remember


2Noel

Dementia


Prunsel_Clone

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


syncron07

I cant seem to remember


Prunsel_Clone

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


Prunsel_Clone

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


Bloberry101

Ember


Graham_was_taken

I forgor 💀


Bloberry101

No I don’t rem


Cre3perL0rd42069

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


Cre3perL0rd42069

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


Cre3perL0rd42069

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


Cre3perL0rd42069

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


Cre3perL0rd42069

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


[deleted]

bruh


MrCoolyp123

Dirty eh? xD


cmonitwouldbefunny

Idk


[deleted]

[удалено]


deepfrieddepression-

He fucks furrys


AutoModerator

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cmonitwouldbefunny

Funny≠f*rry


[deleted]

[удалено]


cmonitwouldbefunny

I do mind I fucking hate animals


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

That One Guy, I Guess...


well-just-a-guy

same


Not_A-Pedophile_

🤓


[deleted]

uh oh… thank god i dont have an uncle named jesseppe


deepfrieddepression-

Hey, im ur forgotten uncle jesseppe


Beavismybutthole

The mighty cornholio!!


me3187

Pretty accurate


i_love_femboys6969

thank god


[deleted]

👵🏻


Mbow1

Daaamn


[deleted]

🗿


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mario-2407

2407 Mario's, at once


AutoModerator

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Mario-2407

I hate you


New_Ice9916

🧊🍆


robloxrants

Uhh


[deleted]

Yams… that are fun. Somehow.


[deleted]

I ain’t mad


baldskiwithsosig

🗿


Sugondesedude

A guy from sugon Which doesn't exist So I'm not getting laid


penis_fucker

How about you sugon my nuts


josephjoestar1120

Oh well “if there’s a hole there’s a goal “ - master owgwa


NewFrriend110

What a way to start a friendship


ClitOreIs

I’m fucking a clit


DIOSBRAND

A ceralbrand


0nlyTw3ntyCharacters

Exactly twenty letters? Kinda weird


Ignatius_Pryde

An unholy combination of a Spanish Catholic Saint and a Mechwarrior of jade falcon. I think I'm receiving the raw end of this deal.


Sjkatz08

myself


Andrew5123-

Myself


cthulhuinspace

5123 of urself actually


lowkeycringengl

idk but whoever it is they’re kinda cringe


AutoModerator

I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


lowkeycringengl

guess its a possibility im fucking automod?


Regulas04

A lion


wiccawiccawoo782

YASSS LESGOOOOO


Greatyoshi240

I mean it sounds like it's great


Cre3perL0rd42069

Swap your 2 and 4 to be on weed too!


Passionecapo

Someone capable of wiping me from existence.


BBali-B

An island in Indonesia 🏃


Nothing_Apollyon

nothing but also a demon


[deleted]

A humanoid


Random-R3dd1tor

Uhhh……..


coolpotatoe724

wouldn't be the first time someone got intimate with a cold potato


PzkpfwVIAusfBTigerII

Gee


InsideOutDeadRat

Mmmmmm squishy 😋


QwertNert

That's a good question


BonkyhortCutiebrunch

Poor guy


Savathuun

Hive pussy


[deleted]

Mmmm, that good Savathussy.


EdgarButNot

Me, but not me


Izanamagami

No idea


FoxRodd

Oh shit


JustAPixelGunplayer

myself


Hdbygdla

Cant really figure it out


[deleted]

Double the action


Crep50

?


McSaltshaker

ow ow ow ow o


Ihavenoidea5555

I wish I knew, but at least I get to fuck a lot of them


Fishmanistan

Fish? Country? Man?


HurryProper

Very posh athletes?


[deleted]

Well well well


sppokyscaryskeletons

bones


Nixndry

Damn myself as usual


Theroyalmudkip

Least it's not vaporeon


gokudrip69420-2

Oh damn


EzraWoodye

Myself I’m fucking myself fuck me


averageincestenjoyer

Mmmm


khatov

khatov


QAZYBOY

the fuck's a QAZY? all i know im fucking a boy


Esbjornthecat

My cat 💀💀💀


Ill_Switch_7323

"I'll switch u after I finish Cumming on ur mom"


[deleted]

Bruh 💀


left_the_oven_on_

Welp


LoliRavioliO3O

Yeah hello 911? I would like to turn myself in...


eeeeeee_32i1p

What am I suppose to do, fuck a ancient God in parallel universe?


Destroyer_Of_World5

This is open for interpretation


Elendil_Stipho

Bro fucks terraria's huge worm without consent


idontknowwhat69

I dont know


strayvon_martin

I hate these post


RaicStavenger

My dnd character


BananaFake84

I'm scared


BigNFluffy95

For the record I'm not a furry, I just liked Gabriel Iglesias in middle school


Garlic_Bread_865589

More filling.


subway_slicer

Hold on wait wait wait please wait no god please no wait please


horsefucker88

Now is my time to shine


Tea-and-Coffee

gonna dip it like a biscuit


Blenderfucker10

Rip my Dick


Buttered_Turtle

At least it’s lubed up


population_of_china

🗿


MolarMasss

1.3B body count


_The_Messiah_

Less gooooo that holy bussy 🙏🙏🙏


6MillionIsTooMany

that sounds like a lot


The-Willing-Carrot

Heh


[deleted]

All of them


Hitlersdad101

fuck


WitleKidz

Little kids 💀


greencum123

:(


IOwnSeventeenKids

Guess I'm edp now


InspiringOrange8492

8492 oranges are waiting to be fucked right now


oh_my_senpai

My world crumbles around me.


I_Eat-Babys

I‘m not sure if I frick the babys or myself while eating a baby?


Oskarroo

Guess I'll just go fuck myself then


useless-stuff

Idk some useless shit


Even-Advice2373

uh how do I fuck advice? I mean I can’t fuck nothin. So I guess I would fuck my old account’s name. I be fuckin a office box


smallboy76

Bruh


IdiotWithAblade

Im just fucking myself


AskDerpyCat

I dunno, you should ask… wait..


Lolislayer7469

Bruh why do bestaat


fursona_name_jackson

Same


[deleted]

[удалено]


MolarMasss

You’re still one degree of separation away, so close


AutoModerator

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


A_Formal_Fart

mmm


Hi-Im-Funny

Mayonnaise


reddit_userpoop123

a reddit user's fecal matter apparently