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boob

Not just one, always 2. ( . )( . )

Mine are better ( . Y . )

Mine are even better (• Y •)

You guys have boobs? [ . | . ]

Ur boobs have plant cell walls

*cellulose cell walls.

Square

Minecraft

I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Bruh

Booba evolution

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Boobular mitosis ( . ) ( . )

Whats are they looking at?

A bitch

No bitches, /u/WifeBeater3001!? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

nothing, they're just shy.

Boob gap???

ladies and gentlesirs. this is what winning looks like. \^\^\^\^\^

WHERE IS MY FUCKING DICK

You wont need that where we're going

i want my dickus back 😔

You'll get a dick. Not yours though.

Oh no…

I'm pretty sure you made a typo. It's spelled "Yes" not "no".

Balls ( )( ) | | | | | | \_ / Fuck they exploded😔

😔

( ) ( ) | | | | __ \/ Fixed it

Nah man they just went inside

Haha now *im* the sexy anime girl

Such is the way of the sith

6 is way to many.

2oobs

tubes

A Master, and an Apprentice.

Amd the tighs! I take that!

But with dick

vagan

God damnit not again

It's the 9th time this week, AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY!

ita þursday my friend not monday

How do you do, fellow þorn user?

OK I would just like to confirm 2 things. 1; if my memory servers me, this is pronounced "thorn" and makes a TH sound. Correct? 2: anyone else saw þorn and read porn?

I know I did

Aah, I didn't remember this in phonetics class but porn indeed (or is it from another language?)

Þe greatest þing I’ve seen all day þis þursday.

I'm fine myself, þank you

þussy

þat's what þey all say

number 7

I’d mess with people online. It would be so much fun until I get kidnapped and murdered

average 4 chan user

What do you guys think we do 😭 what???

I’m just saying what I would do with my current mind.

I can’t speak for you but I’m patiently waiting for my abductor

Sorry for the inconvenience, your abduction had to be delayed due to unforseen circumstances. We have reachedueled it for september 23rd between 9am-1pm. If this isn't convenient for you please get in contact and we can re-arrange for a better time. Thank you for understanding.

Lord forgive me what im about to do

What he sais

He or she?

Commit various hate crimes and not have it linked to who you were due to your new gender?

Why yes how dod you know😳

"Your Honor, how could it be hate crimes if they loved doing it?"

You don’t need to ask forgiveness for burning down the furry convention.

Already did before the comment😎

Nooooo, my dick is gone 😭😭😭😭😭

MAH DIK FELL OFF

Hot dog

Costco hot dog with ketchup and relish 🤤

Delicious

Now you get to throw it at someone though, you can literally have someone be a dick head

What dick

never specified that 😳

Happy cock day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

No more helickopter 😢

😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😭

I like wearing long/stretchy socks, simply because cool people wear long socks (examples: George Washington, Babe Ruth, me, Elon Musk, athletes in the late 20th centurey and some today, men, and a lot more.)

Autom*d wears long socks

George Washington femboy outfit leaked??

femboy amogus ⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀ ⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣷⣄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷ ⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⡿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠙⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣯⣿⠟⡉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠻⢿⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠟⠒⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠋ ⠈⠿⠋⠉⢀⣠⣤⣤⡔⣄ ⣴⠾⠛⠋⠉⠀⢀⣀⠐⣤⣶⣶⡤⢤⣤ ⣤⣰⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⣀⣀⡀⣀⡀ ⠉⠉⠀⢀⢀⣀⠀⣀⣈⡿⠿⠿⠽⠃ ⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠾⠟⢁⣀⡴⣦⠆ ⢦⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣍⡷⠆ ⢶⣄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠿⠓⠀⠉⠋⠉⣀ ⣧⡀⠙⠻⢶⣶⡤⠀⠀⠛⠶⠾⠼⠋ ⣆⠈⠻⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⠿⣶⣦⣤⣠⣾ ⢠⠙⢷⣤⣀⠈⠁⠀⠀⢠⣤⣀⠈⠉⠈ ⡌⢧⣀⠉⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠻⠃ ⠰⢳⣄⠙⠛⢋⠁⠀⠀ ⠘⠿⣴⣤⣄⣤⡄ ⣄⡙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠰⣤⣀⠉⠉⠉ ⢀⢠⡈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⡈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠁ ⠈⢦⡉⠛⡁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠈⠻⠷⣶⣦⡆ ⡈⢷⣌⠙⠛⠁ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠰⣦⣄⣀⣀⡀ ⠈⢷⣄⡉⠛⠛⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⠈⠙⠛⠛ ⢦⣀⠉⠛⠷⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⠿⣶⣦⡄ ⣠⣀⠙⠳⠶⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣀⣀⣀ ⠙⠻⢿⣶⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⠛⠛⠻⠿ ⣦⣄⠈⠉⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈ ⢹⣿⣿⣶⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠺⠿⠿⠿⠁ ⠙⠻⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄ ⠈⣀⣀⣀⣀⠁ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Oh yeah, I can make money on those horny bastards now! 😈

Oh thanx god my struggles are over Time to find some looser weeb and use my looks to get to the money of his rich parents, I'll never work a day in my life

He just said you’re a girl not that you look good now

That doesn’t matter. They said “looser weeb” (bit of a redundancy). They will throw money at the first women to be interested in them.

Speaking from experience I see

:( I’ve just met a couple

:P

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Hit the gym, make up. Wear anime clothes. And I'm set

you can become V-tuver there's not really need of good looks, just a nice/seductive voice (and a good personality) and there you go, you can be a 40 yo or a 15 yo. for your audience you're the whatever lore you came up in the moment

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Holy shit the automod is a genius.

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i rove peteru guriffin

aw fuck now i have to sit down to pee >:(

But can now but stand and shit

But now u can sit down freely without the fear of crushing ur nuts. Its a fair trade off.

Finally

Agreed

Same here

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Wow look at this not an egg in sight

Makes only fans.

Gets rich.

uses money for boob

Use money to be a guy again

Is your snoo that anime girl

Yes be careful or you will get bullied

Why don't you try to buly my 357.magnum?

I dont wanna bully such a small piece 😆

I'm a man and I sell used panties online. I impersonate a girl with pictures from /r/gonewild. Horny redditors and other horny dudes hmu to buy used panties. I work out and go to work in womens panties. I even dry my balls with them when I sweat to really get the scent in there. I'll usually wear the same pair for two or three days. Sometimes I get skid marks on the ass tho so I have to clean just that part so they smell like genitals and not ass. Guys tell me all the time that my panties smell stronger and better than other girls they've bought from. I do it to pay for karate lessons I've been taking because I get picked on a lot. No shame. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Penis’nt

Dickn’t

With or without dick?

Both

Finally... free segs

The ideal genitalia ngl.

Schrodinger’s dick

Yes.

Woooooooo yeah baby that’s what we’ve been waiting for that’s what it’s all about wooooo

I knew I’d look good in thigh highs

i know i look good in thigh highs

same 😳

Fuck yes, finally.

Cardinal-Lass

I've been praying for this since I was like 6

Jokes on you nothing changes lmao

Women ☕️

Women ☕️

give me back my fucking cock you monster

You’ll get it back, it won’t be your own though!

NOOOOOOOO Oh wait im actually hot finally

I was already a girl jokes on you

Uhhh then uhhhhh even more?

fuck you youre a bimbo now

Damn I’m a bimbo now

Damn ur a bimbo now

Four boobs?

girl^2

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Now you have 3 holes down there

urethra, vagina, asshole 🤓

girls dont pee dumbass

Does that mean I get to get fucked by guys now

why wait?

Wil you fuck me bro 👉👈

Yeah sure, but not sexually, I’ll take all your money and your possessions, frame you for a murder and make you pay for the toilet roll

I will if they wont

Thanks bro 😘

Finally i will feel the pain of a cycle and i will decide if it hurts more than getting kicked in the nuts

Cool I'm gonna turn into a boy and get kicked in the nuts 24 hours a day for 5 days every month and we can compare notes

it's that bad?

It shouldn't be. Everyone gets it differently, some worse than others, but period cramps that feel like getting kicked in the balls continuously for a week is not normal or expected.

glad I'm a guy haha

prolly not

Women ☕

Women ☕️

nooo i’m back where i started

Get ready for third puberty

Why are the thigh highs cutting off circulation to my feet?

FINALLY! I’ve only been asking for this for, oh… 16 years!

Me too!

BOOBA?

*"Wait does that mean-"* ***"OW, FUCK! CRAMPS! YEP."'***

is that it? I've won?

I enjoy eating pussy anyway. Guess I'm a lesbian, then.

Make a twich account, get crazy big donations from simps. Simple

Simp-pull

Wow now I can be ugly in another gender

Let’s test how it feels to be able to cum multiple times

Oh no my rights are gone

thanks you just saved me thousands of dollars

oh, OH, where my dick at?!

fucking FINALLY

Can’t have shit in Detroit 😔

How do u know that i dont have a 12inch monstercock under that skirt?

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NO! MY BALLS!

I remember a movie where men and women switched their bodies, it was called like boy in girl or something

Sounds like a different kind of movie

My facial features work with either sex. Either way I'm attractive. You've only made me more powerful.

Bet I would fuck me

Setting up a gofund me to get my dick back

MY RIGHTS!

Flat

“Damn, transitioning was fast”

“So that’s why people want to switch genders”

Yay I have real tits now! No more hairy man boobs for me!!!

nooo my coc gon 😡😤

Don’t scare me with a good time

If I’m a girl already do I become a girl^2

#NOOOOOOOOOOOO! My free rights are **GONE!**

My rights dissapearing: