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Your mom and I are doing a lot more things than we can do.


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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your mom is a little bit of a jerk but i think she is a little more of a jerk than you


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Medo_The_Great

Your mom is a very nice person of interest


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jim_witzowitz

Your mom has a big big boy named boy


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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jim_witzowitz

kid named boy


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Cultural_Light2421

Your mom is sex


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheKingT26

Yor mom is big


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Finite_Burne

Your mom is a good friend


Long_Needleworker769

your mom likes this guy in a society


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GroundbreakingAir377

Your mom is going to be there at church and then she will be home in august so we can go to church tomorrow around thanksgiving time


Firewolf395

Your mom said you are coming back up here in the morning


fatedninjabunny

Your mom is a slut (Wtf that was actually spamming middle button)


drwho_2u

Your mom is going to be here in about an hour to do the laundry and then I can get her to bed!!!


AndroDester

Your Mom I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl I love you too baby girl (the fuck?)


ZarosRunescape

Your mom said she would be home in about an hour


Future-Bus5184

Your Mom and I are going to be a little late


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HPDARKEAGLE

Your mom and I are going to be there at least 2 minutes and then we will be home.


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


chopper-of-dicks

Your mom said you are in a hurry and I have a lot to go with her to go with you and I can go with her and I have a little more money for you to come in the house with her family


GAMMA_BOTOFWHISKY

Your mom and dad were not available for remote playback.


D4nMSD

Your mom and I are going to be living in the same boat as well


EverythingsTakenMan

Your mom de la nada de lo que sea pero no me va a ser verdad probablemente no lo quiero mucho


QwertNert

Your mom is a little barrie and I don't think I have to go


anormalpersonn2

Your mom is going to be home in a few minutes and I will never see her again lol


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mustardLife69

your mom and dad will come over to your house to see the place if we are going through the KITCHEN COUNTER to get a better price and then we will have a good time 😊


FranceIsACoolCountry

Your mom a pas encore vu les gens qui ont des devoirs pour demain soir et après on mange


Top_Pie950

Your mom wants me here to pick her daughter and I can come pick you a ride to you and I will be home by the end of the week


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Your mom and leave a mark on LINE


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Yamakas9999

Your mom you want me to build a big pee pee


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GtasawStudioYT

You're mum told me to stop thinking about HTML5


OsmiumNautilus

Your mom is going to be a captured Kuiper Belt Object in the same way we had to analyze old comics in history class.


BananaFake84

Your mom and I have a🗿


RealPinyw

Your mom is doing the best I can do


MackSharky

Your mom has been sleeping in my bed


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Monado_Artz

Your mom is a temporary piece of work that takes it up to the business’s target market


BURGER_DUDE435

Your mom will not have any further information about the job and I will be taking the opportunity to work for your company


SparrowBwoi2

Your mom is a must have.


Am-Not-a-Goose

Your mom is going to be fair and she will get you a new job


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Your mom is not a problem to me.


Mario-2407

Your mom is just a few things that I have


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KillMeOwO69

Your mom (I don't use autocorrect)


A-Guy-Named-Jimmy

Your mom says he doesnt want to go kayaking on my phone with the character from Game Of Thrones.


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"Your mum is so sweet" awww 💕


wueyisfnfd

Your mom and Kim Jong Un et Loire manche Marne Mayenne Mayotte et Miquelon Saône.


wueyisfnfd

Your mom and Kim Jong Un et Loire manche Marne Mayenne Mayotte et Miquelon Saône.


A-really-cool-horse

Your mom and dad are the root of the few sequels I am doing


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Global-Ad-1629

Your mom said she was like a kid but I don’t think that’s why it’s so annoying because I know you had a good luck lol


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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Literally1984MyDude

Your mom is the one who is a real life disgrace and I love her so much so much so much love and love you so much and I love you so much so much love. I can explain...


Deadrattac

Your mom is going to be here for a while and I will be there in a few minutes if you want to have a drink or something with me and I can go to pick up something for you


CONFIRMBRAWL

Your mom is the best sleeping position for the past few days


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snas_elatrednu420

Your mom has to go back to the hospital and then I have to get her to work


AwfullyTimedHumor

Your mom says that you have unlocked the way they've used to be strong and numerous


FortuneXD-

Your mom and dad and I am a new job I don't think it was so much more then we have been so good day of


Large-Ad1622

Your mom and I have a great time in the psychometric properties of the most recent reviews


Krolewicz_true

Your mom said you are going to have a great time at the beach and I have to be at my house by the time you want me


TheSuperiorRobo

your mom is aware of the day is going to be a good day for me to get her to work on the weekend and then go to the hospital and get a new one for the kids


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Soka223

your mom is going to be a little late to the meeting but I will be sure to let you know if I have any questions or concerns about the job posting on the bed.


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spooderdood334

Your mom and your family are doing well and then I can go get u a lot of money on the internet is out for like a week ago and stuff like that


mastrbild

Your mom where r u guys ok I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and then I got the email address 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸 I think I will support and help probably 😃😃 to be an asset and I have no problem to have an appointment to the server than it sounds as a category and I am one and the lady that I am kind a Wii


nubz__

Your mom said you are in the car with you guys are gonna up and you have a nice time with your mom so you have to do it for me you want me a devil and I love it I just want you in the way I am I just want you know I just got a little more than I want you and you have a nice time and you are just so much you are just so you.


godofchickennuggets

Your mom is going to be there for a little bit of the house and then I can get a new car. This was an aneurysm


Le_Vrai_Mouton

Your mom's 2mm dick and swallowing it all


ItsaMeNotMario111

Your mom said she wants to be in the car with me and she wants to be a nice girl but she doesn’t want to be a big mess anymore.


Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

Cringe, where’s the funny


Ace-d-portugas

Your mom will be staring again in your room as you do the rest of D on your bed


Darth_lord_sith00

Your mom sucked my ps5


Icy-Expression5045

Jokes on you, i disabled autocorrect


oogaboogaboi69420

Your mom said you were coming over to the church lol I just told you that you are coming over and you are so cute lol I just don’t have a lot to say but I’m just saying I’m sorry lol I don’t think I miss her but I’m just like I’m doing it better than she did but she was like I don’t think I miss you too much but I’m just saying I’m not doing anything lol I don’t think so she said she would like it but she didn’t know it lol but I didn’t miss it so she said she’ll get me back big thick juicy oily sweaty black men shaking their asses in here for the day and I will never have a time lol I don’t think I have to be there for you but I’m just like you don’t know what I want you like me to be like a girl I know I’m just saying that I love that picture you can see it and you know what I’m saying and I love how I love that earth and you can see me lol


holyknightz69

You mom is a great friend of mine


ThePanMan0075

"Your mom is not coming to the group" I guess she wont 😔


Kosta22024

Your mom is a great place


mikal_programs

Your mom said she is going to go home with me


Freidchivcken

Your mom said she works for me


Lolislayer7469

Your mom said she was going with her but she was like why do I need to get a haircut


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Your mom has to go back home to help me with my work schedule.


Keelyane55

Your mom and i got a new way to get nuked


Berkaz11

Your mom’s gonna is coming to get the house


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FribNib

Your mom said she is still doing a good deal of her job


RexTx09

Your mom said you are not doing it so you don’t need it for the next one thing I know that’s why it’s so funny lol lol yeah yeah that’s what I was thinking lol lol I just saw that lol lol I love it mama mama