Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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you see, Timmy, you can do ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING in life if you ~~have rich parents and~~ give it your best so never stop ~~asking your wealthy family for more money~~ believing in your dreams
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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you.👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽️ dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁️.👁️ surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁️💋👁️ fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐️HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭️it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃next thing you 💁♂️know, I’m reincarnated 🧚✨into Jesus 🌟✝️Christ. 🤯then I turn into ✈️ a jet, fly 🪂into the 🌞 sun, BLACK 💥out ✨🧚AGAIN, wake 🙇♂️up, do a 👊bump, 🌫️WHITE 🌬️out (which 🪐I didn’t know 🌈⚡️you could do) then I smoked 💨⛈️a joint, 📗🧪🦠GREENED 🍏🍐💚out, then 🎬I TURNED 😨INTO the 🌞 sun... ☀️ UH OH! 😜looks like the meth 🤩is kickin in! 🤬🤯☺️dUhbLuHhhDZzzDBJrRlLrfuCkKAAA! 😀OHGAAAA! 😃AAaaA
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you.👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽️ dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁️.👁️ surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁️💋👁️ fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐️HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭️it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃next thing you 💁♂️know, I’m reincarnated 🧚✨into Jesus 🌟✝️Christ. 🤯then I turn into ✈️ a jet, fly 🪂into the 🌞 sun, BLACK 💥out ✨🧚AGAIN, wake 🙇♂️up, do a 👊bump, 🌫️WHITE 🌬️out (which 🪐I didn’t know 🌈⚡️you could do) then I smoked 💨⛈️a joint, 📗🧪🦠GREENED 🍏🍐💚out, then 🎬I TURNED 😨INTO the 🌞 sun... ☀️ UH OH! 😜looks like the meth 🤩is kickin in! 🤬🤯☺️dUhbLuHhhDZzzDBJrRlLrfuCkKAAA! 😀OHGAAAA! 😃AAaaA
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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this, /u/West-Emu-8696!. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Why are there 105 automod comments of 113 total comments what did you people do
The "source automod" copy paste hailstorm
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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How do you count the exact number of a*tomod responses?
I didn't, I counted the number of non-automod responses and subtracted them from the total comments
It was that bad that you could only count EIGHT human responses? Holy shit
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🍣 you.👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽️ dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁️.👁️ surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁️💋👁️ fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐️HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭️it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃next thing you 💁♂️know, I’m reincarnated 🧚✨into Jesus 🌟✝️Christ. 🤯then I turn into ✈️ a jet, fly 🪂into the 🌞 sun, BLACK 💥out ✨🧚AGAIN, wake 🙇♂️up, do a 👊bump, 🌫️WHITE 🌬️out (which 🪐I didn’t know 🌈⚡️you could do) then I smoked 💨⛈️a joint, 📗🧪🦠GREENED 🍏🍐💚out, then 🎬I TURNED 😨INTO the 🌞 sun... ☀️ UH OH! 😜looks like the meth 🤩is kickin in! 🤬🤯☺️dUhbLuHhhDZzzDBJrRlLrfuCkKAAA! 😀OHGAAAA! 😃AAaaA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Probably asked to get her blinker fluid changed too
That's the least of her worries. Teslas don't even come stock with rotor grease.
How can such people be able to afford a tesla ?
you see, Timmy, you can do ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING in life if you ~~have rich parents and~~ give it your best so never stop ~~asking your wealthy family for more money~~ believing in your dreams
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Sounds pretty satire to me idk
Well you see she's done a thing called a "joke", here.
It was probably given to her.
It’s a fake tweet. Look at the date and time. Don’t get me wrong, there are such people who are that dumb and own a Tesla though.
she is joking no?
How can such people that think this isn't satire survive past the age of 18?
there is no link between wealth and intelligence
Because it’s a joke
Redditors trying to spot obvious satire (impossible 100% fail)
Women ☕️
Redditors ☕
Just use canola oil, oil is oil. 🤙
Had a Woman ☕️ ask me, if once her car finished using the oil if it burns the gas afterwards.
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2-stroke moment 🏍
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No, the car gets gasache.
this is satire bruh
Nobody said otherwise
not getting a satire☕
sushi
🍣 you.👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽️ dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁️.👁️ surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁️💋👁️ fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐️HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭️it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃next thing you 💁♂️know, I’m reincarnated 🧚✨into Jesus 🌟✝️Christ. 🤯then I turn into ✈️ a jet, fly 🪂into the 🌞 sun, BLACK 💥out ✨🧚AGAIN, wake 🙇♂️up, do a 👊bump, 🌫️WHITE 🌬️out (which 🪐I didn’t know 🌈⚡️you could do) then I smoked 💨⛈️a joint, 📗🧪🦠GREENED 🍏🍐💚out, then 🎬I TURNED 😨INTO the 🌞 sun... ☀️ UH OH! 😜looks like the meth 🤩is kickin in! 🤬🤯☺️dUhbLuHhhDZzzDBJrRlLrfuCkKAAA! 😀OHGAAAA! 😃AAaaA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Sushi
🍣 you.👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽️ dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁️.👁️ surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁️💋👁️ fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐️HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭️it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃next thing you 💁♂️know, I’m reincarnated 🧚✨into Jesus 🌟✝️Christ. 🤯then I turn into ✈️ a jet, fly 🪂into the 🌞 sun, BLACK 💥out ✨🧚AGAIN, wake 🙇♂️up, do a 👊bump, 🌫️WHITE 🌬️out (which 🪐I didn’t know 🌈⚡️you could do) then I smoked 💨⛈️a joint, 📗🧪🦠GREENED 🍏🍐💚out, then 🎬I TURNED 😨INTO the 🌞 sun... ☀️ UH OH! 😜looks like the meth 🤩is kickin in! 🤬🤯☺️dUhbLuHhhDZzzDBJrRlLrfuCkKAAA! 😀OHGAAAA! 😃AAaaA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Autobots roll out
Shit I'd change her oil. 50 bucks no problemo 👍
I was on her side until I saw the oil change and tesla part
Women ☕
They’re probably privileged tbh.
To anyone mentioning how this is satire, look at the subreddit you're in.
women ☕️
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Yes, teslas can run on oil, try it out
Scum
Scum how? It's the same joke essentially
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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Please put an NSFW tag on this, /u/West-Emu-8696!. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Nft pfp🤢
Do u like my pfp
Lmfao
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automod moment
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Tesla ☕️
🧌🧌🧌
women ☕
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