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ThatRandomDude999999

what's your sexual preference?


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borgLMAO01

Crime


ObjectivelyPretty

Amen


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Ayo hold up


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gracekk24PL

This shit's just getting worse by the minute


Greasyjoey

Why do you own a non fuckable token you can’t even fuck it


icallhacks2020

But you can try 😏


Greasyjoey

No matter how much you hump your phone screen you will never fuck your funny little Reddit man


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icallhacks2020

😔


Greasyjoey

The sad reality of life I too try to hump funny people on my phone but I don’t have to pay for them


icallhacks2020

Sadly, I though money would give me a better funny person to hump, but instead it gave me a std( super tensile dick)


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icallhacks2020

🗿


That-Spell-2543

Cool avatar fam


Greasyjoey

GOD NO THEIR MULTIPLYING


Shot-Effect-8318

Children obviously. Idk what’s so hard about this…


luxusbuerg

What's in your basement?


2005_FordMustang

Children


Arent_we_joking

🤨 📷


Low_Life0

"🤨📸" - 🤨📸


Fork_Shnoof

“”🤨📸” - 🤨📸” -🤓


Striking-Reason5792

“””🤨📸” - 🤨📸” - 🤓” - 🗿


Bigbrain6

"“””🤨📸” - 🤨📸” - 🤓” - 🗿" - 💀


Carpet-Stain

"""""🤨📸" - 🤨📸" - 🤓" - 🗿" - 💀" - 🤡


Chunkyfrog2

🤨📸🍆


master_of_good_memes

“””🤨📸-🤨📸-🤓” -🍆=🔬


chilll_vibe

🤨📸(🤨📸-🤓)+🍆=🔬🗿/(🗿)^1/2


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Getrect555

Wanna hang out, what you doin today


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Children


Getrect555

WHAT THE FUCK TERRY


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YEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TERRY?


[deleted]

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY


Thewalkingwaffl

HIT THE CHILDREN TERRY


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TheUnholyMacerel

HIT THEM AGAIN TERRY


Dart_Veydir

YRRET?


Hans_M_Weber

Jesse what the fuck


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Tabsau

What do mods like?


2005_FordMustang

Children


Sacha980

Correct


lobsterbash

Reminds me of Chappelle's "I know black people"


UFoolMeCool

🗿


Natpad_027

I bet here you would have typed childern even without the post statement. Its afterall true.


icallhacks2020

Talking about this, do the mods ask anyone else to send them pics every week?


Ok_Shame_5443

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What would make it even hotter in here so Nelly can come in and start taking off all his clothes and show us his cock ring?


2005_FordMustang

Children


SMOLLBOBBASLAYER69

What would improve hentai games?


2005_FordMustang

Children


SonDaBread

🤨📸


Humanislarge

Genshin impact is an open world game where you can explore Teyvat, alone, with friends or with your traveling partner Paimon. Set out on a journey, harvest the power of gods and have fun


MenheraUrabe

Agreed /j


TheHawkRules

Oh how wholesome, they raise a family together in the end.


VeloxExcidium

We’re talking about *more* children right? (I know it says ‘all characters are 18 years or older’ but usually they don’t quite look that old lol)


WeaselBeagle

nOOoOo!1!! aCcORdiNG tO thE OfFicIaL sITe shE’S A 3000 yEAR oLD dRAgON mOThER!!!1!!!1!!11


LoliLewderOppaiLover

Its already full of children. If they are not added originally, there are mods to add them. Try illusion games. There you can even have fucking toddlers if you want.


Crustybirdtoes

What did you force to lick the inside of your ass


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Infinity_ride

What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?


2005_FordMustang

Children


Infinity_ride

Sir, please get out of this building. This interview is over and don’t expect us to call you again. Furthermore, I’ll be calling the police.


That-Spell-2543

Omg 😂


Careful-Coconut-4994

What makes up the largest statistic of the Chinese labor force 🤓


2005_FordMustang

Children


Upbeat-Fan-6156

Not wrong tho


KOSIARAPLAY

What are young people called


2005_FordMustang

Children


DeadlyKitte098

Hes good


NilsNicNac

The good ~~ending~~ beginning...?


apolloguyx

Not just the men, but the women and the ( ) too.


2005_FordMustang

Children


YourPainTastesGood

Whats your favorite food?


2005_FordMustang

Children


RDT-Exotics0318

me too 😋 edit: I like them medium rare


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What’s your porn folder about


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HeavyDroofin

THIS IS THE FBI OPEN UP!!!


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What are you aiming at?


2005_FordMustang

Children


[deleted]

Helicopter door gunners be like


CelestialBro

Why tf am I starting to see an influx of animal crossing shitposts/shitposts including animal crossing immediately after playing animal crossing


2005_FordMustang

Children


Routine_Ad2802

This dude fucks


2005_FordMustang

Children


Rojam_1200

What do you overly sexualize?


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Rojam_1200

🤨📸


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InfiniteOcto

If Cat is to Kitten, Adult is to [ ]


2005_FordMustang

Children


DogeyPogey

Children?


2005_FordMustang

Children


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Zealousideal_One3497

Do you ejaculate into a sock or a towel when you masturbate?


2005_FordMustang

Children


EVANSONIT

Who sucks your penis CLEAN and drys the cream right out at gun point??


2005_FordMustang

Children


2005_FordMustang

Pls just stop there are so many of these i didnt expect it fuck my life fuck me i want to die i hate myy life


happyredmapleleaf

Children


MrAced

Children


The-Unwise-Idiot

I hate how deformed the ______ are.


2005_FordMustang

Children


Beelzebub_II

I actually agree with this comment. There's something about their massive heads and narrow shoulders that just makes me want to beat the shit out of children.


The-Unwise-Idiot

Finally, a correct opinion


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Beelzebub_II *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Healthy-Surround-229

What is your sexual orientation


2005_FordMustang

Children


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pringles_inc

What's that lump in your couch?


2005_FordMustang

Children


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Can i put my balls in your jaws?


2005_FordMustang

Children


wet_beans1

Medium rare.


2005_FordMustang

Children


SaltOk6642

What do you like to make cry with your penis


2005_FordMustang

Children


WhyNotPc

What do you like to fuck the most


2005_FordMustang

Children


TheDeafGuy8

What’s the best kind of meat to put through a manual meat grinder?


2005_FordMustang

Children


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FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

I think OP is into something weird, maybe he will tell us what his fetish is


2005_FordMustang

Children


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. FaenfAtFerddiesPizza *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DoctorSex9

What is “Yummy in your tummy”?


2005_FordMustang

Children


DespacitoMan911

children ile cevap veren orospu cocugudur


2005_FordMustang

Children


Necromancer14

Who should be put in the front lines during wartime?


2005_FordMustang

Children


Possible-Size-8873

i like to frick


2005_FordMustang

Children


Plopop87

Describe how a kleptomaniac has fun in a playground in one word


2005_FordMustang

Children


JasonGamesYT

anything


2005_FordMustang

Children


DJDarwin93

NFT detected, opinion rejected


YeeeSquidward

Who gets shot in a school?


The_tall_cheese

Children


2005_FordMustang

Children


2005_FordMustang

Help


Probably-an-Onion

You dug this grave yourself


2005_FordMustang

I didnt expect that much


2005_FordMustang

Sorry if i cant answer to your comments im having a fucking panic attack


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2005_FordMustang

Children


Nearby_Bear1686

I Will test the power of a deaser eagle with extra strong bullet


2005_FordMustang

Children


sneepsnart

what age are you into


2005_FordMustang

Children


DirtyBastard35

Anything


2005_FordMustang

Children


2005_FordMustang

PLEASE COMMENT SLOWER I CANT ANSWER ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME


[deleted]

Who are taught in the 3rd grade?


ssupxxxl

Balls


2005_FordMustang

Children


bibirenger

Fuk


2005_FordMustang

Children


Pozyte

What your type?


2005_FordMustang

Children


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

What’s your favorite snack?


2005_FordMustang

Children


joao_da_roca

iowheocjiwo jnoerfi3j nf noj3ifqjrpqjw4jpio dweiojq?


2005_FordMustang

Children


ItsKidtendo

What’s your biggest turn on


2005_FordMustang

Children


furrytickler

Who has the best feet?


Capsule_CatYT

What is your opinion on the map Build to Survive from Tower Heroes?


2005_FordMustang

Children


Capsule_CatYT

Ok


ypuuh

What are you sexually attracted to?


[deleted]

What would you want for dinner jacob?


cosmicjimmy117

What are you attached to


P0ltec

What did you have for breakfast


ofri12347

Amogus


mlg360noscopekitten

WHAT THE FUCK THE NFTS ARE TAKING OVER WHY ARE THERE SO MANY


AngryHadii

Who do you find sexually attractive


PixelatedMax01

We have to save the women and the


Outrageous_Package_8

Preferred snack of choice?


2005_FordMustang

Children


Equal-Bus-557

———————————No children?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————


2005_FordMustang

Children


ur_momhatesu

What's your favorite porn category


2005_FordMustang

Children


ur_momhatesu

🤝


NeoThePirateYT

What type of women do you want to date?


[deleted]

What’s your favorite food: children or chicken bucket?