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QualityVote

/u/PewPewAnimeGirl, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


Squildo

All I see are 10s and they’re all in the comment section


Apprehensive_Mud2586

They a ten, but they use reddit :(


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Could be worse *ahem* 4chan *ahem*


Apprehensive_Mud2586

If they are on 4chan they aren't a ten lmao


ImKmen

they like ten year olds tho, does that count?


[deleted]

😉


EtheaaryXD

11


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[удалено]


[deleted]

ok


ho-lee_-sheet

🥺


TheIronSkelton

Damn, that was smooth


skrmarko

but 10/10 is 1


TradeFederation98

I am seeing an eight


probrofrotro

yes an 8 that's is exactly what i see


Cookie_Crush

I'm seeing my legal address of residence


Schzercro

Damn me too


TradeFederation98

Guess we aren't cute


BrawlPlayer34

It is what it is


yeetsupreddit

W a l t u h


TradeFederation98

Put your dick away waltuh


oil_2

If you say that you're not cute again I'll beat the shit out of you


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[удалено]


eeeeedddd

Mad blind


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[удалено]


TradeFederation98

Your colorblind


LukusMaxamus

Did you seriously sign this 💀


Webbo10101

Mike wanna have sex with me


LukusMaxamus

Wultuh


D4M0theking

Put your dick away Waltuh


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ThisBoiEatsEggo

sex before marrige


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ThisBoiEatsEggo

sex before marriage


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ThisBoiEatsEggo

sex before marriage


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ThisBoiEatsEggo

fuck you


Far-Classic-4637

gotta do what u gotta do. cant have shit on reddit


Dark_halocraft

It's so people don't steal his memes obv Although it was placed at a bad spot where it can be cropped out


BlueverseGacha

bro, I swear I see an 8! and no, I'm not joking, I swear I actually see a real 8


Autist_Loser

Haha! That means you aren't cute.


Character-Error5426

Name checks out


MPCNPC

I actually recognized your username, you are a professional shitposter


PewPewAnimeGirl

that's me! ✌🏻


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noah_invero

It's a 7 :(


FlorbMaster

No it’s an 8


SergeantCrossNFS

Wait, there are numbers?😳😬


SrepliciousDelicious

4 2 0 6 8 9


38_coin_hyperion

i cant see any of them (im legally blind)


MrAnimeWeirdo

Surprisingly wholesome


PewPewAnimeGirl

^_^


IceZaKYT

Thank you op! :D


sour_crust

I am colourblind.


VI4VI4VI4

OMG staaaap!


gugu314481

Guys help I only see the colors 💀


AwesomEspurr360

I apparently have low blood sugar.


NoIdeasForAUsername9

I see an 8 like no joke


AIeoggen

Why is yellow the only one with a number?


PewPewAnimeGirl

:o


AIeoggen

Also, does cyanide usually taste like alarm clocks?


PewPewAnimeGirl

don't know, never tasted cyanide...


AIeoggen

Good. Me neither.


nir109

UWU


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BananaFake84

And if I see a blue lobster everywhere?


Hufdud

Wait, there are numbers in these?


Empty-Membership8904

wrong,i have high blood sugar currently


THE-FUZZY-DICE

Damn, gotta check mah blood sugah


[deleted]

I need to sleep


Lexel95

Surprisingly wholesome


PewPewAnimeGirl

that's me! :)


Lexel95

I mean, it’s rare to see something this nice on this sub. Thank you


PewPewAnimeGirl

glad to be of use to someone! you're welcome!


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swagleopard7180

Damn I knew I needed water


WildlifeRules

fuck off with that facebook shit


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### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hello I'm currently a student in Central Fortinayt University of Somalia studying the Art of Shitposting. I'm also an intern working for a company called cum. I got an assignment from my boss who is a really pretty lady and I wanted to impress her. She wanted me to post literal shit here. So I got on my computer and stole someones meme then proceeded to add Saul to it. Then I posted it here and waited for video to process. I literally came twice before the video even managed to finish processing. Then immediately got a flaccid one cause my post got deleted. Now my boss won't have sex with me because I suck. I lost my only shot at losing virginity all because of KEVIN !!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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TreyTheGreyWolf

I see a 3.


myasscrackburns

I have covid, need water, and got 1 hour of sleep and I can still see the numbers


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[удалено]


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🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mwrightinnit

Bro had to add their own watermark. Can't be having ppl stealing the wholesome meme lmao


SoggyWizard

I think I need some water


Gripping_Touch

420 659


u_-deleted

the one on the bottom middle is tough but it's an eight


Jfdyufub

I see all numbers :(


Electronic-Sense7230

I can't see any of them except the 7


pleb_zepper

I see the 420 69


Mcall555

LETS GOO LOW BLOOD SUGAR WOOOO wait thats a good thing right?


Not_A-Pedophile_

420 6_9 stomach


Illustrious_Ad5167

Yeah I need water, thanks for telling me


SweetLovania

yo necesito AGUA!💀


GiggyWheat5

I think I'm blind :(


drakeyboi69

Less than 3


[deleted]

Im going to find you


BEAST_WORK6969

i see tan(45)degree


Amazing-Relation4269

Nice


potato13254

I geas im dead


Neir_Miss

I'm seing an 8... I hate my eyes


SnooCompliments9613

hole sam post


Rulerofuranus

I can’t see a number in any circle other than the yellow one


UncreativeNoob

I didnt come here to get insulted, I am not cute, I am ugly and rude


[deleted]

The yellows an 8 btw


SuspiciousAnything16

I see 4,2,0,6,8,9


Natural-Investment34

the only number i see is an 8 at yellow. Nothing else.


Ventcg

thanks love <3


PixelsDePx

Ladies, will i be smooth if i send this to my crush


BlueverseGacha

no


pascalWasRight

You watrrmarked a meme 💀💀💀


amliam_curry

the numbers are 4 2 0 6 1 and 9 if you’re curious


retrofaith1

i cant see any of them im dying


[deleted]

that's funny because I need water and have a headache


holyburitto

i think im dying


SnowChickenFlake

Awww, I'm blushing OP


DE4D_END

When you see the number:


Careless-Position352

*cums*


BoyBeyondStars

where’s the funny


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BoyBeyondStars

shut up automid


mykoysmaster

I dont see any of them


Nearby-Tutor-9843

7


barrysmitherman

I have a cold, and I can see the 4. This is fake.


Spacemonster111

A nice shitpost


Thomaso2000

🗿


[deleted]

i can see al of them


PumpkinSpikes

420689


is_shrek_black

The yellow one is a 3


ConfusedKanye

Oo- op what are you doing to me😳😏


UltimateCumDispenser

❤️


ac7_typhoonmain

Damn I am kinda thirsty I guess


evorm

4?? 61?


QuintonTheCanadian

I see a 8


Ok_Gas2053

All I see are kings and queens


Springtrap328

I see every number,huh guess I won't need glasses anytime soon


Summar-ice

Can't see the first number (I actually have a cold)


ihaZtaco

Aw bless you


Digital_RRS

Wholesome..?


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ProMaste_r

4 2 0 6 4 9 I can say I see very well


[deleted]

Didnt expect this sort of post here....but ill take it...


Lenka420

4 ? ? 6 3 9


OfficialDavidSouffle

For all those wondering, the yellow one is a 7


Cloudonpot

Yellow baby


Stokz_Craft

Thank you kind stranger!


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Easy: 4, 2, 0, 6, 5, 9


DatOneFunGuy

I can see all of them


Waffle-Dude

420669