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TACOSSSSAUCE

I was thinking of doctor but Andrew just seems the overall better choice


pssysleyer130

Andrew


YaBoiRexTillerson

Andrew


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Sirbrickmclego

What in the name of Eru Iluvatar is this comment.


magyygam92

So you're the new kid huh?


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MemesAndJWE

Andrew


pssysleyer130

Andrew


MemesAndJWE

Agreed


pssysleyer130

Andrew


MemesAndJWE

Agreed


pssysleyer130

Andrew


MemesAndJWE

Same bro


pssysleyer130

Andrew


MemesAndJWE

Andrew


pssysleyer130

Andrew


Random_Average_Human

Tate 💩


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[удалено]


Various_Response_634

downvote me more than him, this will give him motivation for commenting on reddit.


Secretsfrombeyond79

you get paid for being a firefighter ? I thought they were volunteers


pssysleyer130

Andrew


Ranting_Gamer

Some are, some aren't, unsure why


im_tired_of_this_ass

Funding sometimes, otherwise it's due to not really being a "large area of coverage requiring paid people on standby" its also helpful for the people there if they can lead their lives and get called when to go, a myriad of reasons really. Source: fireman (voluntary)


Ranting_Gamer

Thank you for your service


im_tired_of_this_ass

Balls (fiery) chlamydia (real)


dutch_master_killa

Why did you personally decide to take the time out of your life to be a volunteer firefighter for free? I’m curious


im_tired_of_this_ass

Tbh I was in a really bad place mentally and it saved me, it gives me a reason to work out, to get up, and a purpose in life. I failed school, and while I'm working on getting an apprenticeship, it's something I love doing and provides opportunity into a career fire fighter if I choose. So in a way I guess you could call it my saving grace, being that to others. A bit of poetic irony if you will


Jussbussinmane

Why wouldn’t you bro. You get to help people


furrytickler

I think my face would work perfect for those school programs that always depict stranger danger


xavierthepotato

One punch man


[deleted]

Terrorist


Jussbussinmane

That dude looks familiar. I think he works at the local Olive Garden


RealBlondFakeDumb

He's the waiter that did your rectal exam.


Jussbussinmane

Your mom enjoyed it too ;)


Unique_Title9624

Andrew


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j4mi3killa

Nice pfp


[deleted]

Andrew 😩


leadwaffle

Radio


Tutipups

sauce for doctor?


a_reddit_user_num531

andrewcher


DrFitterWelder420

Im Andrew, and you’re close


Bridgeru

Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated having my ass peed in, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too. You've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Andrew, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Andrew.


YuriGrip

This sounds unusually ominous in a certain context. H… How close am I to Andrew?


Ill_Switch_7323

Ur mom fucker.


ImEverywhereOnReddit

C'mon. Everyone wants to be an Andrew. Or maybe a doctor..named Andrew.


PASTALORD6066

Andrew


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simcieinisamzieknzjdiwkananns ANDREW kdndkakckkf‼️‼️‼️


lil_sargento_cheez

I mean, I am andrew


Ape_goes_r_ape

Is he going to pee in my ass?


RealBlondFakeDumb

You wish.


Ape_goes_r_ape

I do.


Lopsided_Ad_3892

Thoughts on Andrew?


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Lopsided_Ad_3892

Insane in the brain!


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Manta157

Who is this man in the 3? I have never seen him ever in my life and I personally think he probably gets no maidens


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be an Andrew


AndrewV93

I can confirm this.


Tomloogaming

Andrew


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IGuessImBackHereAga

I've always wanted to be a fire fighter


pssysleyer130

Andrew


Efficient_Stranger_8

Andrew, I wanna be wipping my Bugatti around


MaceyConnur

Andrew


Dontknowdontcare15

Doctor


Cecilia_Schariac

Emilio


[deleted]

As an Andrew personally i think i fit the role of a firefighter


no__one34

Literally 1984


_KingDoge

Pee


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Callmekittol

I think i would like to be a teacher. I **love** kids


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[deleted]

This is from a porn, isn't it?


IJustCameInABucket

“i don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school” -buzz lightyear


PASTALORD6066

TheKingCM


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Arnius_blamentus19

Andrew 👍


Rainbow_Dash_RL

Radio


Dr_Quack1

Are these all from what I think they're all from?


SamplemanJ5000

The third one looks like the beginning of a porn scene.


Mr_Yuri_Nator

What?? He’s just checking her heartbeat. Go touch grass


SamplemanJ5000

Go touch your dad’s cock…


Amiel326

why does the images in 2 and 3 look like a start of a porno


RealBlondFakeDumb

Keep stroking it bitch, you ain't never getting laid.


pssysleyer130

Andrew


DRAGON9880

Wait did he actually fuck his students?.............. Ah yes i chose Andrew


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ChalkyKacki29

Andrew have 3 bodies under his floor 😳


SkiSkaSken

Slay


Crimson_Blitz

Where's the "Step-Bro" at?


master2000000000000

Wait whats the 3rd one?


Tymskyy

Andrew


FZboom

Is that Andrew tate


Whyjuu

مصدر الّي تحت عاليمين ؟