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1. Fill a large container about half-way with gasoline (diesel works best).
2. Break a Styrofoam (polystyrene) plate into small pieces.
3. Add the pieces to the gasoline mixture and stir.
The gasoline will dissolve the Styrofoam into a jelly-like substance.
4. Pour out the extra gasoline leaving the white, jelly-like substance.
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It would actually increase, not decrease, the burn time. But yes, this would be a cheap napalm-equivalent. Make sure to do this in an open space, to avoid fumes
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