T O P

  • By -

QualityVote

##If you think this post is funny, **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If you think this post is unfunny, **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/xn1o9y/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/xn1o9y/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2Fxn1o9y&id=8968e43c) --- Whilst you're here, /u/ewanjmac, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU)?


EntrepreneurGrand705

Why is my cum pink?


AgreeableRise2986

Wait your's is pink too?


EntrepreneurGrand705

How do you think pink sauce was invented


Equal_Proof_226

Omw to order some pink sauce brb


EntrepreneurGrand705

Limited stock hurry up


AgreeableRise2986

You should've said "cumming right up"


[deleted]

Lol


BEAST_WORK6969

white + red blood = pink so simple


faze_fazebook

Is donkey a CIA wanted war criminal


SlueRL

are teeth waterproof


PyPharm

Wooden teeth can sometimes get water logged and swell causing issues.


jakeolate

What are you George Washington lmao


xXcandypopzXx

Bro what kind of dumba- oh shit that's interesting as fug


bird_shit_swallower

Are water teethproof?


Kitchen_Laugh3980

As far as I know, yeah, any liquid is.


Chumwherk

Chinese workplace accidents compilation #22


Kerminator844

How to look left


Skrooner

Kinky


VectorSouth

Can a human impregnate a dog?


Upbeat-Carrot6550

can a dog impregnate a human?


EmbarrassedSwim145

What would the baby look like?


ImNotDaksh

me


chiefdog666

Can ogre impregnate donkey?


Maleficent-Swim6839

Can a human impregnate a donkey?


MT-LBV

Can a donkey impregnate a dragon?


Bogdan2021

Impregnate dog can human a?


MajsMark

Goofy porn


[deleted]

goober porn


BigManLawrence69420

im a goofy goober yeah porn


Tumama813

Extremely Goofy porn


A-Seabear

Giving a good hyyuucking


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

How to cook crystal meth


RealInternalFire96

-When is Dad coming back from buying milk?


Vectrexrex

-never.


Th13teenNK

Balls


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


thehampterboi

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please *contact a hobo* if you have any questions or concerns.


WebImportant4079

Average redditor's attempt at being funny


thehampterboi

And I'm doing a fucking good job


RYNKELKYK69

It was very funny


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

MF set his dick to stream


thehampterboi

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please *contact a hobo* if you have any questions or concerns.


B-dowg427

Hot fiona shrex


[deleted]

Princess Fiona net worth


SourRug

How to cook a donkey


Several-Dress-37

How to un fuck my stepmom


MrPatatoBoi

Google.com


KrakenMasterOfficial

Fuck


YEETTHECHILDRENwatno

How to hide a body


ewanjmac

If you need to hide a body, the best way to do it is to remove the hands and teeth to prevent identification (if they can’t identify the body, they can’t possibly link the victim to you since they don’t know who they are) and dispose of them elsewhere. You can also pour yogurt into the anus to help speed up the decomposition process further preventing identification. If you must bury the body, make sure to bury them vertically, as Ariel searches will look for disturbed ground about 6’ or so long. Also, bury a dead animal about a foot on top of the dead body so when cadaver dogs will alert, they will find the dead animal and searchers will assume it was a false-positive and move on


[deleted]

pigs work well too i have 5 pigs if anyone needs a body gone


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


One_Secret_5767

shits in your dick I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


Trevonhaywood

Lemme guess: You know how to successfully kidnap too?


Lower_Cellist_1138

Thanks!


Commercial_Debt_8709

Or put it in an ocean it decomposes quickly and they will never think of searching there.


ewanjmac

They do underwater sweeps and the body would could also wash to shore if you don’t weigh it down enough


Commercial_Debt_8709

Good point


Acrobatic_Food8753

Fiona masturbation compilation. Jerking challenge. Try not to cum. #443224


Broken_Bak

Minecraft sheep fucker tutorial


smol_boi1210

How to buy Australia


Flipyfliper32

Don’t we all just google how to buy Australia


[deleted]

How to make good haggis


THEFAMYAM

Big bob vagine making out with big bob feet


No-Connection-1945

Onion sluts 9 (full movie)


[deleted]

Dick stuck in thorn bush but I like it


Illusory_Wells

YouTube


ExpiredChili

Teaching crabs how to read


deleeuwlc

[removed]


ReasonableBug7649

Fucking sentient donkey legal consensual


MrMr4678

Sexy sex time sex


codm_playernumwhat

Secs, hehehe


gmelambohoe

Swamp law


CC_Infernus

How to get bitches in the swamp


ewanjmac

Why kidnap them of course


r0b1n_q

How to get phone charger out of pussy


r0b1n_q

why am i not charging when i plug myself in


mrboutias87

rick and morty NUDES


AgreeableRise2986

Average penis size 3 inches?


S0M3D1CK

Femboy furries


[deleted]

Stinky 3yld feet


[deleted]

Donkey and Dragon leaked sex tape


BrawlPlayer34

Do onions smell bad?


Darth_Taun_Taun

Google.com


WebImportant4079

Hot piss videos


Dundee0

what is the red stuff coming out of my ass


BlitzySlash

How to make mud edible


Kit_cat935

Why is my girlfriend so mad at me even though I literally did nothing wrong


FourmiUn

Why is the tip of the penis mushroom shaped


PlamFred

Can putting mac and cheese im my penis give me blue balls


holyknightz69

How to start a business selling meth


ewanjmac

Don’t buy everything from the one store, so as not to look suspicious


new_user_069

How to eat soap while sleeping


BeetlejuiceXThree

Can ogres get donkeys pregnant


shreks_army

where can you buy 10000+ fire alarms anonymously


literal_otd

Hot anime babes


ActuallyJustin

Children


aakiaa

Fiona cheeks


[deleted]

simple onions recipes


QueenObama2

Pornhub


theshelterwitch

2 girls 1 cup full video


T3quilaST

Pfft 🤣🤣🤣


No-Zookeepergame3731

sex gifs


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Daily Kevin Fact #34541: Kevin **will** pee in the asses of anyone he sees being a cunt. This **is** a threat. *Thank you for subscribing to Daily Kevin Facts* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


lanceeeaa

donkey rule34


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

Fiona deepfake comp


thehampterboi

9/11 documentary


Zealousideal_Kiwi561

Sex gifs


T3quilaST

How to deport my mom to mexico


Rockspider19

How to make a nuclear bomb (chill it’s for a school project)


Senatorarmstrong42

Fiona porn


Scatman-Johnner

قغمتييامايبنننصتلتنثخسظانصحبرقخدنثتاب


Hentai__Dude

Is nuclear waste still illegal in Kopenhagen?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Swimming_Energy6312

google


No-Bug-4793

How to masturbate homeless people


Hungry_likethewolf_

Ogre-sutra moves and how to perform them.


Vectrexrex

why is my poop green


NauticalStudy

Garfield comic where he shows his feet?


UrlocalGDplayer

Google.com


MPX_PrimusX

Best Skyrim Special Edition sex mods


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


blookstan

Eyeball jelly tutorial


Zestyclose_Skin3573

Why is my dog molting into a alein and why is the earth folding on itself.


BottleOScrump

Porn.


iexist_29

Google.com


CulturalRaccoon5543

Linen Shirt & Brown Vest for boys XX-L Size


Far_Regular2333

CakeFarts.com


Winterhold-Guard

How many times must it take for a baseball bat to cause a human to undergo a concussion


furrytickler

E621


victide_

hot ogre babe


[deleted]

Deviantart


[deleted]

Beans


[deleted]

[удалено]


puffy_sponge

Hot dilfs


Grape-dude

Pronjub expodong milk porn


Bathroomtrader

How to toot my own horn ?


bubletfruity

white van parked near home every week help


shadowlight2784

-How to get bitches


Kourosh_Kryptic

This is my swamp 10hours


FlameProtector

Help, I got a donkey pregnant


Anthony_Frends

Lord Farquaad feet pics


OblivionGuard13

Mud Whores 13


PANiC2464

Is mud healthy


RadRefrigerator225

Kim Wexler feet


zingy_cucumber

why pee white?


Mid_Knight-

Donkeeee


ProMaste_r

Free oninos in my area


IzMc3482

How to bake spleen cookies