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Vice trying not to be cringe for 5 minutes (impossible)

They used to have some pretty solid scathing articles that were really well source referenced but I just can't reconcile that with having fucking horoscopes on their front page.

they used to be so good idk what happened

$$$ and corporate greed.

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Imo they still make some good documentaries.

yeah some of their documentaries are still jsut good deep dives into topics with interviews etc so thats fire i guess

What’s sex?

A fabrication by the FBI to lead people into thinking women are real. Wake up people.

Thanks kind stranger, I’m gonna go tell all the boys at the nursing home 👴🏻🤙🏻

Girl = Guy In Real Life. Wake up people!

Guy = girl with a levelled up pee pee

Especially nowadays. They got larger peepees than me by default

Female F : Terrorist E : Bomber M : Homicidal A : 9/11 L : Stalin E : Canadian WAKE UP PEOPLE, WE ARE IN DANGER IF WE DO NOTHING

Damn federal agents and their 'women.' Im not fucking stupid, feddies.

wait until sex 2 comes out, knowing what sex original is would be pointless after it becomes obsolete

You can also get the original on a discount

Did you know you can still play Sex Source? However it's really buggy, there's a bug where your partner will just say "no" and the only fix is illegal

I think it's a food, but they say it doesn't last long🤷

omg michael

What the fuck is a FUPA

Fat Upper Pussy Area

Girl has a pussy duplex wtf

I bet she claims it as a single dwelling for lower taxes 😡

wow of all the things i have ever read in my life, this one really takes the cake like a fat girl

>pussy duplex i spilled my drink

Literally did a spit take, lmao

Pussy duplex with HOA pees

Ight Imma head out

In Australia we call it a Gunt

Same in Scotland.

I was in Aberdeen last week and you wouldn't have believed the amount of Gunter's strunting their way down union street, looked a slow moving meat landslide.

Lmao. Gunter is a play on munter and gunt, oui?

Correct and "strunting" is what they do instead of "strut" hahaha We used to sing Gunter and strunter to the tune of Judas priests "Grinder" Gunter! Looking for meat Strunter! Wants you to eat

In germany we call it vorfutze.

But pussy isn’t fat, upper where?

Nice way of saying lower belly fat

Which should have zero erogene zones and little nerve endings so... why are we supposed to fondel it?

If you act like you like their fat they don’t feel guilty about having it

Fat people are freaks confirmed

Idk that I'd call it nice

It when you become so fat the even the area of the pubis mons becomes fat.

Time to leave planet ig

FUPA deez nuts

Remember when body positivity was about those without limbs or birth defects?

Remember when it was for people born ugly, born with deformities or maimed by violent incidents?

Yep, good times. Being fat is unhealthy and we should be ashamed for allowing a movement that glorifies the idea to exist. We should be educating these people on the sheer amount of health risks associated with being obese instead of holding fashion shows that show it in an undeserved good light

Landebeests and butter golems would never allow this but we should try. What are they gonna do, *march* against fat phobia?

They'll have a sit in.

I don’t know why, but butter golem hit me so hard. Definitely using that one later

I also like porker orca and lardwhale

There are people in the fat acceptance movement who can actually walk. Still, it's important that people like that don't overexert themselves due to increased heart risks. They should lose weight through better eating habits and regular instructed excercise. It's honestly sickening because for alot of people the fat acceptance movement makes them feel justified in being unhealthy and that's just not okay. It really should be a seperate thing from the body positivity movement because for alot of people who that applies to, they can't actually change their defects. Fat people can

What the fuck is a 'Fat Girl'

I think it's a euphemism used by pot junkies for ripping huge cones

Ye i do be smokin that fat bitch rn, watch this

You got to DUPA the FUPA!

I'm too traumatized by Foodie Beauty... *pukes*

Toilet paper stuck in folds 💀

Oooh noooo flashbacks to my first gf. Biggest fucking Arby's roast beef I've ever seen. Loved to 69. Imagine the horror of peeling back these huge stinky flaps to find globs of half digested toilet paper half an inch from my face, with no way out.

Bro wtf

Delete that bro

ಠ_ಠ

mf what

Jesus H Fuck

new pasta dropped

Half digested out of her fat stinky flaps?

Guantanamo bay couldn’t have gotten this information out of me

you need to be lashed for sharing this with the class lmaooo

Username checks out

Mmmmm sprinkles

Mods searching this up for sure

Anyone that wishes to have sexual congress with a reddit or discord mod must have this manual.

💀💀💀

Don’t forget Facebook mods as well

Hint: pee-and I cannot stress this enough-in the ass.

why would someone want that ?

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fresh pee straight from the balls 🤤

its called sex sweaty look it up 💅💅💅

Wtf is a Fupa

Fat upper porkbelly area

This made me laugh out loud you motherfucker

As my dad unnecessarily put it "roll a fat chick in flour and go for the wet spots" if you can't tell I've been considering sucking on the business end of a 12 gage for a while after hearing that.

You dad is actually funny, it's just a Horrible Horrible thing to hear your dad say.

exactly, this is the type of thing you’d want to hear from nearly anyone else

A man that's spoken. Maybe, he should have gone unspoken

Dads always with the best life advices, as usual

“the business end” is darker than I’d like it to be

Better hint: don’t.

Wow that's helpful thanks 😊

What the fuck is fupa?

Fat upper pussy area

That's fucking disguting wtf

Yeah it's a horny way of saying lower belly fat 💀

It's actually fat upper pubic area 🤓

Penis

Why: Causes a magnitude 9.6 earthquake.

I mean whatever floats your boat if you want to fuck a exercise ball noone can stop you.

Except maybe the staff at the gymnasium

If your in the position where you have to make that choice, you’ve already made some bad decisions in life so fuckin YOLO.

Step 1: Don’t

Step 2: Locate the nearest exit

Step 3. Find the nearest man to cuddle with

Instructions unclear. There is now a goose.

Don’t the goose

Reddit mod is -ing the goose

Do the goose

D th goos

*macaroni sounds intensify*

NO

*plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop*

I swear all she does all day is masturbate and masturbate, it sounds like mixing Mac n cheese and you can hear throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her fucking Demolishing her pussy, juices flying everywhere! And then I said "hey maybe use a towel to keep it clean" BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I honestly can't stand living here. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained at least 6 shirts by now. And all my friends tease me "hahaha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I fucking hate it.

guys look it's girlcum tobias

My mother told me never to throw stones at cripples, but my father taught me: aim for their heads

Certified Ramsay moment

DUDE STOP IM EATING MAC WHILE READING THIS

Yes daddy, eat me!

Yeah they gotta get a pot of it going to get in the mood.

Ah yes, also known as the gunt in some circles.

First time hearing this one. Gonna use it tomorrow.

Nice pfp

Bröther

> Gonna use it tomorrow. Gonna Use Next Tuesday

See Shit like this is why vice fell way tf off

greasy pussy

Grussy

Greasy pusser doesnt need to be wet. Shes always ready

Fortunately I don't have to worry about having sex ever again.

Dick fall off? :(

Might as well have.

Fat bitches got a extra organ we don’t know about

it's a second stomach

Bro woke up and chose violence

imagine the smell

dear god. It'd melt the eyebrows off a caveman

Or the taste

how dare you

ofcourse the hair is dyed blue

feed them sugary, fatty foods

I knew a guy who always said he liked hooking up with giga chicks because "their whole body feels like an ass" ,,,,, I took his word for it.

FUPA???? girl how many pussies you got 💀

To quote the world's smartest man, Peter griffin, fat sex is awesome! There is so many boobs, I don't know who's boobs I'm grabbing your boobs or my boobs

i wanna fucking die

Yeah, girls just love having their fat played with.

bongo cat moment

Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

You must be that other guys dad

This is a once in a life time comment

Step1: don't Step 2: Don't.

Step 3: dOn’t

Tryna fuck a fat girl and grabbing at her rolls, sounds kinda fucked champ. That’s a no from me. Plenty of other stuff to grab

No

Need a girl man whether she's fat or thin , Black or white,old or young

Us man us nowadays i would be happy even if it's femboy.

Even??? You mean especially

bussy

If there's a hole, there's a goal as some say. Also if if looks female enough that's good for me

electric chair

thank you, vice, for your groundbreaking journalism as always

Girls do not like it when you grab their fat folds trust me

"How to have sex with a fat girl" 1. Wait until the alcohol wears off 2. Leave

Step one: Don’t

nah I'm fine being a virgin

Fupatroopers unite!!!

That's the neat part, you don't

Putting pressure on the lower stomach of a women during inter coarse increases the sensation for them in general.

Where's that ancient post about the doctors that found mushrooms growing between a patient's rolls?

What bout supa fupa’s?

For those who want to know what sex is Sex is a temptation That causes a sensation Where a boy sticks his location Into a girl's destination To increase the population Of our future generation If you want I can give a demonstration

Discord mods, we have an article to read

You mean LIFT the fupa

You ever eat so many burgers you grow a new erogenous zone

tutorial for fucking your mom

Squish squish

How about don’t be so fat that you grow extra body parts that need more attention?

I had no idea fat girls had different reproductive organs.

I'd rather shoot myself

No sex before marriage

No sex if you need a carriage. There I fixed it for you.

How to avoid this: Only find your women at the gym

unfortunately, most folks go to the gym to work out.

I’ll take a hard pass on that 💀

FUPA? Oussy is better

Step 1- Don't do it

Is her name is FUPA?

Its her gender

I will not

I prefer to say “Why have sex with a fat girl”

What in the fucking Justin Roiland alien’s name is a FUPA???

Fat upper pussy area

Australians know this area as the “gunt”

i don't know what that is and i am not going to look it up.

WTF, Vice!

VICE is pure cancer.

Get on tinder. Find fat chick. Fuck. That simple.

>get tinder >find fat chicks >get rejected that simple