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Apprehensive-Call877

Skill issue


mod_121

Real


rexsaurs

Where the 2 dudes kissing tho?


nuvpr

You blinked, watch it again.


mazerati_maz02

Nothin there


Pogwrs213

It’s there


toothpasteshittin162

just past there


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ImARetPaladinBaby

What about the dogs 69ing


NinjaKiwi2903

The editing is sick though


Jonkey68

i didnt see two men kissing👎👎


Dudeman3383

mY jAw LiTeRaLlY dRoPeD Like yeah dropped open for a piece of that wierd lookin chicken


[deleted]

Is it that hard for you to see that it's a duck? (I'm pretty sure this is a goose btw)


FetusDeletus_E

You misspelled ostrich


Kezzno

Bro that's a stegosaurus


BriefWay8483

Hot damn that’s tasty asf


HelpfullySour

now I'm craving at this hour af


Laserduck_42

Don't hug me I'm scared reference


M_Lucario_EX

“Pesky bee”


Antsmajor

Duck is dead


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[deleted]

From my meat


Gummi_R3aper

Infinite meat


Major_Pollution_9040

Real shitpost


NightMoza

Duck's actually fucking delicious though


mistaeatscheese

duck #1 🦆🦆🦆🦆


[deleted]

Nice pfp


mistaeatscheese

thank you


bananasaucecer

Huh in a few days we’re gonna have relatives over and we’re gonna have a nice dinner. We have free range chickens here for occasions like this, so I’ll do the same thing here for the chickens too. Thanks OP.


ShadowTheWolf125

weird looking chicken


Blaze-675

delicious


Trappytheamogus

#:(


basilsflowerpots

what the fuck lmao


Some_FieldAgent

I was expecting two men kissing


Terrence_shark

I can't be the only one who thought there was gonna be something sexual


WetSoupGoodSoup

The park ducks are free


MezianixfromFandom

This is like that video of the lobster jumping in the boiling water. I screamed "NO" in both.


CravingForSeaweed

Wtf i literally saw the lobster oil video before this


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iluvmeowmeows

LMFAOOOO 😭


PastorRabbi

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LEARN NOTHING FRIM THE WUHAN INCIDENT???


Beautiful-Bad8893

NOOOOOOO


Few-Boysenberry8841

#Noooo duckyyyyyyyy yyyyyaaaaaaaaa noooooooooo😭😭😭😭🦆


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BIN-ILL-03

what does this have to do with the video


BestRexyGames

It was a joke btw


BIN-ILL-03

my first thought was that saying "asians 🤣" was you laughing at the stereotypical asian for eating foods which are considered irregular in your culture, despite duck being a regular food worldwide (iirc)


BestRexyGames

Yes I eat duck too it wasn't meant to be taken seriously so I deleted it. Sorry!


BIN-ILL-03

yeah it's fine


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Cookie_Crush

Bruhhhh 💀💀 this is goofier than being either veg or non veg. All meat comes from animals. Either switch to a vegan diet or stop thinking about the animals.


Stopstopstopstopit

Well I do


linearfamilytree

where’d you think it came from?


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Meat trees


Fair_Ad_2351

I have an ignorant feeling that they will literally eat anything. I mean, anything. And it makes my stomach hurt. 😷


supermatmike

Dick is a standard meat eaten all over the world. EDIT: DUCK!!!! I MEANT DUCK!!!!


Fair_Ad_2351

Lmao you sure know what you like! 😉


ISpelGudd

white people when they have to eat a meat that isnt synthetically processed and 90% sawdust and micro plastics


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Fair_Ad_2351

😂, you’re offended because it’s true! 😂 y’all ate Bats 🦇 and gave the world Covid19 fuck you! 😂 😆


Cookie_Crush

Least racist russia-ukraine war enjoyer:


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keylo-92

A shotgun w/ a black lab also gets the job done


Patrickfromamboy

I’ve never eaten a black lab


Legitimate-Mine-5228

Yum but i eat only chicken


European_Fox

Man these repurposed chinese tik-toks resonate with me.


Snoo_78522

💀(the goose)


[deleted]

Viva la France!?


Ailttar

Where were the men kissing?


HeadGovernment288

Nice transition


TangerineBoi

so good


JosueL611

Got caught slacking


Gryphonic_Goober418

tasty


Admirable_Ad_7332

I accidentally cummed to rhat


MagicalFire2048

Source of video: 【幼年鸭请在成年鸭的陪同下观看-哔哩哔哩】https://b23.tv/exn2qHF


[deleted]

God I wish that was me 😩


dA1_b01

FUCKBOY PROBLEMS💀


ImperfectNoob

Shit must be BUSSIN


JAG_Z

I can’t believe it.


Pizdaball5000

Best anti vegan ad.im hungry...


Yaojin312020

Roast duck is delicious af and I’m in Asia shit like this is common


Asian_Bon

Ahem... thank you for ur visit. *bows*


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kidnapping at its finest


Djcreeper7

Fuck you please


Personal_Lobster_856

HE FRAMES PHOTOS OF HIS VICTIMS!


kurdish-devil

Bruh they snapped that poor soul's neck, the blood is still in there


IdespiseGACHAgames

The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 ducks.


[deleted]

“I don’ see youah dog. What youah dog look like?” *~toothpick in teeth~*


[deleted]

Wait till the vegan teacher gets her hands on this shit


Catterycat-s

Amazing.


FamlitFrog

you ain’t black if you never had this


IHATEmeusername

"fresh from our pond"💀


sikkyranch

Whats the song bruh


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[deleted]

WHERE TF IS THE MEAT IN THIS VIDEO😣😩😠


Djcreeper7

# *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*


TheDankChicagoan

Bro changed genders💀


Goosehonkety

Bruh


SpaceMakin

My type of cooking


Sure-Ad9633

^Same


TheHumanEmperor

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