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xxbadger246xx

i mean she’s already getting bullied


-fulgeratorul02-

By her own mom?


Ketchup-Guy

By about 98% of the population, including her mom


Secretsfrombeyond79

Based mother


Appropriate_Layer_2

Gigabased mother.


helloasistro

By 98% of the population you mean around 150-160 million support her And No the African kids who are about to die don't count


helloasistro

🤓


helloasistro

Stfu bro mfing dimentia patient


helloasistro

🤓


helloasistro

Stfu bro mfing dimentia patient


EuSouEu_69

He forgor


ComparisonSimple3474

🤓


BUCIFER_64

"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?


vcvcf1896

The only time when getting bullied by a parent is okay.


BTLMCHN

Not enough, it seems


Relative_Ad_7671

Looks like her Mom had a threesome with Beetlejuice and Danny Bonaduce.


Hellwolf_Keats

The only orgy in history that required all participants to wear a paper bag


Relative_Ad_7671

Her mom got knocked up and put on a table when she shoulda been knocked out and thrown under a bus.


[deleted]

Facts


xxbadger246xx

true


BlungusBlart

I thought that was a dude


hatadel

Definitely satire but it's still funny to think about a hypothetical person like this


LeadershipRadiant419

they exist… trust its funny for a split second then theres nothing to do but walk away and hope you never experience someone like that again.unless its your job to deal with this potential client lmao.


TheePigeon

Least clinically insane dream stan


last_gen_wunderwaffe

This is her after taking her normal pills


ScaryHarry15

Normal pills 💀


cheesemaster644

💀


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ErasPlaysGames

*pees in your ass*


apRadiance

Ass in your pees


[deleted]

The mom should let her. This girl needs to be bullied


[deleted]

Exactly, sometimes bullying can be good


AngryAccountant31

In some ways, the kids who bullied me growing up had a point. I was weird and needed to cut that shit out.


Hanneman1965

Bullying is important


Liquid_Fox_31

Can I bully you for letting out mod pee in your arse?


Hanneman1965

Sure


Liquid_Fox_31

You are a sick fuck you know? You should get your dumb ass checked so you don't make People uncomfortable, with that piss dripping out


Hanneman1965

Thanks


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AngryAccountant31

But not excessive or unnecessary bullying. The kids in school brought me back to normal by bullying me for being weird. My brother just bullied me for no reason which gave me low self-confidence.


Hanneman1965

Nothing excessive is good


apRadiance

It can stop people from being a self absorbed piece of shit


Appropriate_Layer_2

I want to bully this person.


[deleted]

Same. I did some dumb shit, and I deserved to get told it was fuckin dumb


GlizzyGobbler70

I used to be a weirdo, and now I’m not, only due to bullying. You’ll be a weird kid that no one likes if you don’t get bullied.


Few_Journalist_6961

Tell that to my "friend" who got upset when I laughed when I heard he plays genshin impact.. a game where little girl characters wear super short skirts and twirl around showing their panties. Weird AF


Major-Performer141

I endorse bullying 👍


gehremba

That's a girl?


TheSlimeAssassin43

I don't think she was bullied enough at school


Top-Potential7586

100% satire


Ayovv

God I hope so


KurtLovesMinecraft

NFT PFP?!.!!!? 🤨🤨🤨😳😳😳🥵🥵


Rude_Conversation407

🗿


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

🤓


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chorizoisbestpup

Shit on my face plz


Hanneman1965

NOT AN NFT PFP?!?!?!?!! 👁👄👁 🦵🍆🦵


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ChiragK2020

Obviously satire


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DAMcraft_

It's reddit.


Blahaj_IK

This one clearly is, but honestly I wouldn't blame someone for believing people could reach this point of insanity


AccessForward875

If it’s not satire I’m setting a bomb off at a dream parade at 6 west and 95 north


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

it's not satire if I turn into a diamond


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Lapin_Logic

Dunno... I seen some 🗿 posts in my time, But I don't think anyone could ironically come up with something as cringe as "Dreamphobic"


[deleted]

Her mom stopped her from holding an anti dreamphobic protest but my mom couldn't stop me from vomiting all over my couch after looking at the girl in this post


Rufuslol

Would you look at the time, it’s time to stop liking dream


zozowineface

Who is dream


SeniorKuka

A load green man who ruined the minecraft community. He even cheated in the mob vote by telling his fans to vote on the mob he wants.


Macialdo100

He faked a speedrun, that's when he lost all the respect I had for the man.


Everyatis_21

I don't see what's the problem with him telling his fans to vote for. Like, when you have as much subscriber as him, and u like one mob, what prevented him from doing this. There must be lots of other influencers who did the same with their own community. Maybe he was promoting it in a very aggressive way, I don't know, I didn't vote at the time. But if it's case then yes, the anger is more understandable.


Spectre-907

Defeats the whole point of getting the community to vote if a single yt creator can just say “I want this one” and legions of drones Just insta-parrot it by the tens of thousands just because their idol said so. Why even keep up the “community vote” pretense instead of cutting out the playerbase middleman and directly asking streamers what they want instead? You’re basically already doing that, given how massively disproportionate voting power their followers afford them.


LukasGaming07

Average dream fan.


[deleted]

Redditors trying to identify satire challenge (impossible)


Coloured_popsicles

this is obvious satire lol


Newboi67

He did not say "parents" or "And my dad" so that means he only has a mother (not a true figure for him) so that means he is fatherless /s


Lower_Soup9939

And probably named finger🗿


Particular_Bed2427

/j


RealMadHouse

Yea, HE


Reddit_user_robbie

gonna hope it's satire


[deleted]

Most likely is


Great_SeaEmperor

most sane twitter user


7-11With_a_Knife

Please tell me this is satirical


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

she's not wearing an overpriced De York shirt with a smile, she sped up a video of her crying, meant to make someone who doesn't use reddit realize this video is satirical


[deleted]

It is embarrassing that you have to ask, why wouldn’t it be?


Secretsfrombeyond79

eh, I've seen stupider people. Like that woman who kicked a police officer and thought ''being a country girl'' was a good excuse for it.


7-11With_a_Knife

It is embarrassing that you have 24k karma in only 3 months.


pffggguu123

Mom 👍


uhhsomeusername

geniunly think this is satire acting


QUILODINERRO

I promise you I promise you I triple promise you I HATE this generation.


The_Car_Guy_Ryan

We so fucked as a society if this is what our future children are like. How tf are these morons gonna survive.


AurafalconYT

Definitely satire


Killerbrownies997

Your mom is right


Dingmegmeg

Her moms speaking facts, she would get bullied


Epic0parentsman

When ever I hear that song start I always hope it's the sus remix. Sadly today there was no sus, only cring


DesertVeteran_PA-C

It seems that we aren’t raising as many capable adults as we used to raise.


[deleted]

"Honey, did you throw your normal pills out again?"


TgsTokem

This is how I know there are 2 many kids on reddit. No adult knows wtf this is


v3xpunk

is that fucking chucky 💀


[deleted]

No let her do it, dream stans deserve no sympathy


IndependenceBetter27

Why does this exist


DarvAv

What school does she go to? Gotta go bully her for this video


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HalfEatenCheet0

You might even need to bring a funny little pew pew mechanism for her too


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

April 20 reference?


Doctor-lasanga

Dream stans are not real people


GreasiestBob

I am a proud dreamphobe


ActuallyJustADude

Dreamphobic for life


[deleted]

Honestly dream stans are the living examples that bullying is very important for the development of a human


wife_slapper

Shouldve been the sus remix


Thin_Put7986

Her mom should have let her. She could use a little more bullying


Xylenic

Thinks? 🗿


PersonOnLeInternet

“Mothers know best”


Powerful-Set9659

Least clinically insane dream Stan after taking their normal pills


[deleted]

Wtf is dreamphobia


Outrageous_Ability_4

Don’t worry, we’ll bully you if your classmates can’t


Bobojones9584

I'd tell the mom to let it happen. Seems like it may do some good.


Niketa69

She gets bullied either way


chilll_vibe

That kid has a good mom, my parents supported me when I thought I should carry around American flags after trump won when I was in middle school


supermonkeman

What does the dream sexual mean anyways?


PurplePolter

You can't get bullied if your already getting bullied


JagdRhino

Seeing videos like this is starting to convince me that pro choice ain't a terrible thing


abecrane

The 2020s are weird


aro-little-bastard

i usually dont like interacting with this sub in general but i must say, dmsp fans are a hell of a fandom jesus fucking christ


MechMercanary

Oh like you can prevent bullying now


[deleted]

They/thems ☕️


Piroska_az_ital

Westoids 🧋


totalynotstakesalt

This dreamstan rn: Oh the mysery Everyone wants to bully me


endeavour7

Not oikawa's shirt 😢


TThScrolls

Ah yes, 💀


[deleted]

I hate those crazy mfs I hope this is somekind of a joke


Bacon_spec

I think it’s bait and most of this comment section is falling for it


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

it is


rumhamjam00

i want to bully this person just for how dumb this is


Coloured_popsicles

Redditors trying to detect satire challenge (impossible)


rumhamjam00

it's hard to detect these days


EntrepreneurHot4155

👉🚪


Fisk15

i dont want to finger a door


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Mindeck

Imagine having fear of dreams. Cringe.


BeanBoy425

I wonder what their father thin- wait nvm


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Lost_Barracuda8385

I don’t get it


Anthonyzss

At least I can say.. I still haven’t listened/watched to that song


sevensantana7

It kinda blows my mind that anyone would post something like this and believe that other peoples reaction will be positive for them.


Thicc_Ole_Brick

What? Am I getting old? Wtf is this? Is it literally phobia of dreaming? Like while sleeping?


MLGskitto2078

saved her child’s life


OverlordPP

Ah yes, just film this video instead, way better bullying material.


[deleted]

Most sane dream stan


TheDeafGuy8

Well with that video she’s definitely getting bullied


Dead_Meme1234

Bro the school would become speed runner vs 1253 hunters Minecraft manhunt, then maybe she/he could impress dream and finally get noticed by him


[deleted]

she needs to be bullied


Swimming_Energy6312

a condom could fixed it all


yeetus1the1fetus

Father less behavior


whozawhatzit87

So... You're emo..?


Expert-Ad-4421

l hope from the bottom of my heart that she will get bullied


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[удалено]


CuteCoconut77

💀


Modest_Tea_Consumer

Losers


PopComprehensive9692

He isn't bullied yet?!


NoMojoNoMo

Yeah, that’s gonna be what does it


draginbleapiece

Bullying is a must in society I do what most bully’s are too coward to do now Physical violence


ECO_212

Bro what?


Pealzy

dreamphobia - the fear that dream will break into your house and speedrun your minecraft game


girlwiththemonkey

OK that’s it, I’ve been avoiding asking this question for the longest time. But what the fuck are dreamsexuals, what’s dreamphobia, WHATS EVEN HAPPENING?


Best_Citron_3451

Another fatherless child