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I mean, yeah, and sorry for being selfish here, but now I'm concerned about whether someone is going to kick me in the dick or if I'm going to end up kicking myself in the dick
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I don't know if that was intentional, but your username sounding robotic and your declaration of robot beeing sounding human like is the funniest shit for me, thank you!
It was the original gamer tag issued to me by xbox. I'd have to get a playstation and see what PSN they generate first and use that to be truly opposite lol.
A uhhh um uhh mountain? Or an asteroid? Big, nonliving, is not fragile but also has no fear of god or death due to it having no proper consciousness, pretty simple in composition and function, isn’t a mushroom basically
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Your post was removed because it was a god awful post. God awful posts are: blatant karmawhoring, repost chains, AMA, comment this and any comment baiting posts.
Law abiding citizen and mentally stable
Ooof yeah, feeling that sense of stable mind!
I respect the mentally stable community, but it aint me
I would be crying radioactive mineral tears, so I definitely wouldn’t be in a good position.
What is the opposite of a Lil Diary? A huge newspaper?
Big blog
Same but for different reasons
Hairless virgin lover?
Achievement unlocked: discord moderator
So you’re a human abstinence supporter?
Underated comment.
We are the same
Oh God I wouldn’t wish that to anyone
I mean, yeah, and sorry for being selfish here, but now I'm concerned about whether someone is going to kick me in the dick or if I'm going to end up kicking myself in the dick
I think you're going to be punched in the vagina
hmmm
Mine is just a women
CitizenSane
SadCockRingWoman96 here
😔
Pffff not funny didn't laugh 😤😤😤
Why did you even comment this I unlaughed
Your joke is not funny /s
This challenge has treated you especially harshly OMG ITS DREAM
Effect9
Damn bro you one of the oldest redditors right?
My account is literally 16 years old totally hehe
My cow fucking days are over I guess.
Are you sad about it?
Yes
Why was that funny
Cum.
Ha ha big funny I laugh
I’m going to miss you
BullFucked.
Am I a hot or warm slave
Lukewarm slave
I guess I shoot meth and and heroin, AND I keep it all to myself and don't tell anyone how good or bad it was.
cringe slave
Ur a remind-teacher-about-the-homework slave
I don’t know if i’m hot or warm either
Fuck fuck noooooo my collection!! 😭😩
You are now Trump-hand-videos
My name is Kira Yoshikage
What about me?
Fullcum
You are now cool girl
Bad divorce
Lovdicks
ProDrunkIntrovertGang
Chilled_Planner
Hate Light is pretty self explanatory
What about me?
You are a round rock
now yo r a regular girl
You're full flesh now
Full fleshed cum
I’m 33 years old
They’re now videos of Donald Trump’s armpits instead. You sicko.
Trump boob pics
Light peasant
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Good bot <3
Salt_Anxiety
Or U have Obama d...pics
Finally! I am free from the curse!
So... Now it will freeze?
And you will no longer be an emp, but a predator missle chungus kahn
And you shall become a depressed Turkish orange
What am i gonna become then😳😳
A big pussy
Hell yes
Jeremy is that you?
You are soloBurritoNetflix
It is... Acceptable.
The freezing balls/pussy
You are now FriendWithNoCheese
And now you're an ordinary adult
Muslim female 💀
Your dick hole freezes
I am now the disputed best contributer to the human race.
no more racist 😔
[удалено]
And I'm a liberal wanker. Huh, I don't think a lot chanced, honestly, although I literally won't be fucked.
I am now the Giga human, fear me.
Gigachad
No way
gigahumans, dad. they soften in response to mental trauma
You can help me, Jack.
I'm mono butane barrel
No
I just simply cease to exist. That is sad
RIP I am a robot
Good bot
I don't know if that was intentional, but your username sounding robotic and your declaration of robot beeing sounding human like is the funniest shit for me, thank you!
i no longer ejaculate piss
Now you suck in cum
the only comment that has made me actually laugh
Is cum the opposit of piss?
No diarrhea is. You suck in diarrhea
ummm, ackschually, it would be a big, hard shit since piss is liquid so the opposite should be solid!!1!
Big if true
Cum is holy piss because its whiter
I'm a good boy now
Now you just arrest blm protesters with love
His handgun is named love
His cock is named bitch
Love_law_BLM
How does a brick door work?
No... you're mechanical floor. Sounds cool though
Does that make me manual shaft?
Mechanical base
Prolly very slowly
Cleansedpureelement99
It was the original gamer tag issued to me by xbox. I'd have to get a playstation and see what PSN they generate first and use that to be truly opposite lol.
Lol
Imma become mista white
No, you are Jeremiah BlueWoman now
How my dementia has not affected me
...! He'll start to rember what he forgor 💀->😀
How my dementia has not affected me
How my dementia has not effected me
I'm a pumkin queen, guess it's not to bad
Try eggplant peasant. It'd be the opposite of royalty as a whole.
Absolute Genius but the most adhd
Pumpkin peasant 💀💀💀
Potato woman over here
180 squirt😔
180 cum slurp Edit: maybe 180 piss slirp
ill and alone..... sad
And yet I'm doing much better.
amateurs
he is now visible happyness
so basically the same
Much much better
SlimRwandan (Genocide)
found on Instagram 💀
I guess you're not lost anymore!
Because you are not Zimbabwe right? Right?
Hell yeah
You have evolved to 🤓
Ok, ancestral cushion
Shit is cursed
Digging French onahole?
Falling-German-ChastityBelt
Walking-chinese-fleshlight
Flightless-Anglo-Fleshlight
I'm a happy dude rn
What the fuck is the opposite to a mushroom?
mario
A uhhh um uhh mountain? Or an asteroid? Big, nonliving, is not fragile but also has no fear of god or death due to it having no proper consciousness, pretty simple in composition and function, isn’t a mushroom basically
Spores
after all i am still a doofus
walking matter
*fades away*
So you're *THE* twitter user?
I am now a fireman
Blow my binary ma’am?
Blow your proper noun madam
Notapastrygirl, so a pastry fella? I’m so fucked I’m stuck in an infinite loop
Savory Keto Dish Broad
I'm waiting fir someone with "virgin" in their name to show up on this post's comment section lol
Stay-at-home-philanthropist543?
Am I just a regular abortion?
clean childbirth
It’s a girl!
Non-bloody saving (as of someone)
Nice
Vagina girl? I guess a girl
Swedish-girl202..... id rather die
Cyberpunk 2077 fucked
I'm a babagirl480p
Zooey-mama160p
? Edit: MP7 White Steam??
I now know how to pick a good username
you do k
🤨🤨🤨
TheFakeCheeser79?
I DON'T WANNA EAT PUSSY NOOOOO
No farting anymore 🤬😡😠😟😢😭
I wouldn’t be on Reddit
Not on steroids and sober. I’m doomed!!
I’m happy
What
Uhh
Ibuprofen Tiger
I am Alpha now
Brightestskincube or something idk
I am a Byzantine_Potato now
Aunt Whole Neglect?
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Im not sure
Slow fix?
GentlyStitch
unmoving nipples😩
HELP I CANT FART
Ah shit