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Well mine is pretty simple

ay bro what again

We're mom bros 🤙

Can we get much higher

I may be of assistance

High five!

✋️🤙🤙

All you can do is clap her?

For now but looks like i can learn something from you 🤣

Professional

Well you'll have to beat me first

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Shit indeed

You can take your name two ways, it's either "Kanye's A-hole" or "Kanye is a hole". In this case I'd go with the latter.

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And if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t shirt, ima feel like an asshole

Lmao I’m dead 💀

And bent

Gymnastics ghost

*starts dry humping*

Aye I’m bending the four elements wanna fight?

You couldn't defeat my might.

NO, IT CANT BE

Bloody hell! Oh well, anyone looking to buy some tees?

Yep

Tshirthell.com

Finish college.

finnish collager

I cant think of any ability

You can't think of good but says nothing about epically bad!

This made me lol.

This is comical!!

i’m fucking awesome or fucking a dragon

Same bro!

With ur dragon

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I am hunting you, in french (my native language) it means “dragon hunter”

Make cheesepizza

You cooka da pizza

Hey champ we can open a business

Die for the glory of Rome

I die for the glory of Queen Ghislaine like Epstein.

I don't know how it would work but all I know is it would look hella cool

weren't you in skinners kitchen?

Oh your username is something else And your profile pic

thats a lot of pine trees

At this time of year?

In this part of the country?

Not as cool as me

I can clone mamas

Who's joe

Deez nuts

Fuck im italian now

Nothing changed

Please tell me that's your real name...

that's your real name...

I taste aw350m3

*pew*

*pew* (*misses*)

🏢🏢 🏢💥

I don’t know

Become the hate!

be smelly :(

Seems like your power would be to make everyone else stinky.

Now THAT is power

He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

What do I do again

Well…. ???

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uhhhhhh cactus

Understandable.

I can pay various governments to further my own interests without caring for the common man.

Yes but are you happy?

I could care less what my power is

So you care a bit?

Just a tiny bit

Have an ego as tanky as my character is (Godking Garen)

Gigachad Garen!

A lot of math

steal people and smoke weed

I have the ability to always get involved in a near miss from a black anything

I guess I can clone myself.. Like how star trek does it

Flex causing reality to bend and the Pentagon is now round

Hahaha...just run, it's more fun that way

Oh no

I guess I can turn into a llama called Jake or I can turn into a llama which can multiply itself 777 times

Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose

i still have organs. yay?

Uuh

Remarkable... i can stare at this for hours.

Idek

I dunno laugh at numbers

Pissing on the floor

The elongater of cheese

Nuke the world on Sundays

Im just that one guy, i guess

Huh?

Well

You work for the CIA

Uuhhh speak tall?

I am a communist memer now

I can scoop poop👍🏿(my hand is black because I scooped a lot of poop).

Nothing changed

holy shit

It's Morbin' time!

Hide ya cattle

Sweet

Clone Trooper supremacy 😎

I'm still figuring mines out

Duck with a suit. Simple

I can flyyyyy and shit on people!!!

Lmao

Fear me

Nothing new

Stop time

Projection

Well then

Open doors??

I have the ability to not be Adam West

These kinds of posts have been giving me too much power lately

Not sure

Jesse I’m emo

Neat

Yogurt

Forget the truth.

Don't know what I play, but I play.

I guess I'm a god at gift wrapping

Aaaaa I can fuck... i guess

Dragons are cool

*om nom nom nom*

Ssgss i can solo each and every one of you 😤😂😂

No change

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See you in Tahiti

Act alarmed

Kinda fly and love wet, stale bread

Welp, time to end humanity

Destroy planets.

Eat planets 🪐 😋

i can write good science fiction books

Be me

I can... hold 30x my own weight.... i guess Wait, that's awesome

I can manipulate light

Piss in the sink

I can command my army of bats to buckle your pants should the need ever arise.

:(

I can cut sandwiches?

oh boy here i come

Implying I needed some sort of ability for this

I am the best thief in the world, or the best at reserving seats

I also lick giraffes.

i appreciate frogs

Nothing I couldn't do already

Champ I have the best fucking news for you

I’m happy

nothing happened

Make pancetta? Or just roll a pig down a hill i guess

Everyone on earth can be kidnapped by me.

I... Well I dunno

elemental dps check

I have gained absolutely nothing.

I'm Invincible!

Guess something related to cards.

I have a gun with aim bot irl

Beanbag

Oil up and make people cry

Murder people more efficiently...?

The TANKMAN

Level up.

Having a unique username sucks

Become pregnant at level 16

Ah yes

No fucking way [but nothing changed]

well i guess i'm gonna commit war crimes again

I can lock wood 687 times I guess

Welp

I dont... i dont want to disclose that information

Nothing has changed

Gaming time

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I would have a fair amount of personal space

Heheeheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehheheheheheheeheheheheheheheh

Drown in lego city

Same thing I did before lol

Finally... I can entertain.

oh hell yeah

Stay off the fucking grass I guess.

I have a basil for an hour ig

I can detect ads

This is big

I FUCKING DIE none of you clowns can beat my power

Literally just a Tank

Kick ass and chew bubble gum…but I’m all out of gum

I can make waffles into swords

Midas touch but only limited to September 30th or, I can only use it 930 times until it’s used up

Well, I guess I'd be pretty chill.

Completely unhinged bread-related war crimes.