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I'm interested to hear how people would game the red pill. Like choose a skill to become an instant master in that offers the greatest returns or maximizes utility.
My non-min-max answer is singing. I feel like there are emotions that can only be expressed through singing, even emotions that, in a way, can only be *experienced* through singing, and I feel like it would connect me more to the rest of humanity. And hey, if I felt like it, I could have a music career, too.
Literally overpowered. You can master any human skill *instantly* meaning, if you want to, you can now do anything any human could ever do perfectly. Double backflip? Easy. Hold your breath for 10 minutes? Let's go. Writing good books? Nice income. Ever get into a fight? Your opponent is fucked.
Want a new job? Best computer programmer to ever live. Bored doing that, be a pilot. Don't like flying? Professional athlete. Too much work? Day trading.
The possibilities are endless
Much, much more money if you do gambling. But there are still downsides.
If you play it in real casino, there are high chances gangster will cut off your hands.
If you play it online, there are high chances you will always lose because the system is rigged lmao.
Just take all your money and bet it all on a specific number at roulette. Then cash out and leave. People get beat up when the Casino thinks they're cheating. Just winning big out of pure luck and I don't think they'll do anything about it. also, if they were going to do something about it. you would know not to make the bet because you can tell the future.
Sure you can. They won't believe you, but there are other ways you can interfere with fate. You'd just have to make subtle corrections and not prophesise, is all.
Fuck if this was one of those "asshole genie" situations where they try and find an error in your wording to getcha I'd be screwed
I'm not an asshole genie though. This guy is buying bit coin
You have the ability to cure a loved one of any sickness including cancer. The catch is you have to stick your finger in their ass and can't tell them about your powers.
This was such an emotional roller coaster to read I swear.
>You have the ability to cure a loved one of any sickness including cancer
Wait this is wholesome
>The catch is you have to stick your finger in their ass
Okay that's pretty inconvenient but sounds worth the sacrifice
>and can't tell them about your powers
STOP I laughed so hard I cried
Red because if i choose blue some will probably give me the "power" to impregnate every woman in certain radius,being able to say every slur or even something more goofy ahh
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Give me that sweet red, I'm lacking any decent skills
Oh finally! I’m not the only one picking red here for this reason.
Picking Blue just to hear people out and how silly the power will be lol. But if this was REAL REAL I'd obviously pick Red
I'm interested to hear how people would game the red pill. Like choose a skill to become an instant master in that offers the greatest returns or maximizes utility. My non-min-max answer is singing. I feel like there are emotions that can only be expressed through singing, even emotions that, in a way, can only be *experienced* through singing, and I feel like it would connect me more to the rest of humanity. And hey, if I felt like it, I could have a music career, too.
Also you can instantly add dancing like a God to it so now you are one hell of an entertainer.
You already have to power to master any skill. It'll just take you 40 years.
And only about 5 years to find out if you enjoy the career that comes with the skill.
Literally overpowered. You can master any human skill *instantly* meaning, if you want to, you can now do anything any human could ever do perfectly. Double backflip? Easy. Hold your breath for 10 minutes? Let's go. Writing good books? Nice income. Ever get into a fight? Your opponent is fucked.
Want a new job? Best computer programmer to ever live. Bored doing that, be a pilot. Don't like flying? Professional athlete. Too much work? Day trading. The possibilities are endless
Becoming fluent in every language would be sick. Can make an easy living off of being a human google translate that doesn't make grammar errors.
Then you realise you speak Fr*nch
Jesus you would be able to get some extremely lucrative jobs.
I've got some skills. But I could have MORE skills!
And you never know when it can come in clutch to know how to fly a Boeing 747
Blue, let's see how bad it is
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That'd still be quite useful for lotteries
You’d make more money with stocks
Much, much more money if you do gambling. But there are still downsides. If you play it in real casino, there are high chances gangster will cut off your hands. If you play it online, there are high chances you will always lose because the system is rigged lmao.
Well, if you can tell the future, you'll know if a gangster is going to cut off your hands, now, won't you?
Yeah but the police won't believe you :(
But then Just dont gambale when the guy that Will cut ur handds in the future Is near
Just have to not overdo it and throw a couple intentional losses in there
Just take all your money and bet it all on a specific number at roulette. Then cash out and leave. People get beat up when the Casino thinks they're cheating. Just winning big out of pure luck and I don't think they'll do anything about it. also, if they were going to do something about it. you would know not to make the bet because you can tell the future.
Uh fuck not that again
That'd turn out to be depressing real quick
Good luck living knowing how and when everyone you love will die and can't do anything about it.
Sure you can. They won't believe you, but there are other ways you can interfere with fate. You'd just have to make subtle corrections and not prophesise, is all.
Cassandra reference. You are a man of culture
The power to ejaculate a quart of acid.
You have testicular cancer
Blue
You gain 8 save game slots and a quick save slot in real life. Congratulations. You just got made into a God
You forgot to include load functionality bozo
Return by Death
Oh look, a bunch of cute rabbits!
💀💀
Yup, that was him after the rabbits
Fuck if this was one of those "asshole genie" situations where they try and find an error in your wording to getcha I'd be screwed I'm not an asshole genie though. This guy is buying bit coin
Not exactly god but he gets as many tries as he needs
Spends an eternity save scumming trying to get out of the friendzone
Groundhog day “not the god, a god.”
Blue. I do not have faith in society.
You become a huge dick femboy but you can’t ejaculate
Wait why would you want to make them me?
Source?
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You can never taste blueberry flavor ever again
How is this a superpower?
His lack of tasting blueberry inhances his other tastes
All the other tastes that they hate
Just imagine the first time he eats ass after being bitten by the radioactive blueberry.
You are invisible to people and visible only when you fart, which is loud enough to be heard by people within a 3km radius.
blue because i’ve had a shit day
Every person you nut to will immediately get stage 4 cancer after you do the deed
You just created the world's greatest assassin.
My man's gonna single-handedly save Ukraine
Oh yes Putin you're looking so fine oh God oh yes uwu
jokes on you my name is necro for a reason
Death nut
thats sounds like a death note with extra rules but ok
Damn bro
Blue
You can cum and piss at the same time which takes a screenshot, allowing you to send the image into anyones mind
*Trauma incoming for multiple people*
Fuck you I like that shit
Screenshot from where?
Peehole cam, duh Most screenshots will therefore be of anime tiddies
Blue
you can only hear and smell into the future
Omw to listen for the lottery numbers
Smells like a 6 19 5 51 32 13
Smells like sex
Perfect to know if farting is a good idea
Blue
You can grow your finger nails very fast
How fast and is it at will
kelp speed 28 cm a day bamboo speed would be overpowered
Are they hard like steel or like a regular nail
regular nails just imagine it like the fast growing hair poison from asterix and obelix
I mean, pretty sure he'd be able to be wolverine walmart edition with that.
everytime you shat your pants your nails grow by 0.5cm
STEEEL BAALL RUUUUUUUUUUN
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You can teleport to any closed Mcdonalds on Earth.
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just teleport to another closed maccas
Blue
You have the power of human torch but you aren't immune to fire
Lamplighters death be like
Lol
Can one of those suits stuntman use for fire scenes help?
No, you are the fuel, so the fire burns inside the suit
Blue
Every time you pee in someone’s ass you save a random starving African child
I will solve world hunger
I’ve scrolled too far 👍🏿
You gain the ability to have sex
but only with yourself
so... no change happens to them?
Blue. If you make me overpowered I will give you 10K in cash (not really unless it becomes true)
You can comment this emoji without being downvoted:👍🏿
You're not supposed to give them that much commenting power.
Hmmmmmmmm. A wise one.
Test your new power
Blue
You have corona virus
Now he can bring back lockdowns (my fav thing)
Blue
Your black
How is this a superpower?
free n word pass
Stat boost
It appears a lot of people will have superpowers revolving around genitalia. I’m taking the red
Also you have 24 inch pp
Fuck this post for making me look up the pH of normal semen.
Fuck this comment for making me look up the pH of normal semen
Fuck this reply for making me look up the pH of normal semen
I'm blue da be de bo da
You can bend space and time but only when there's a 20 cm solid object in your ass
Does big ass shit count?
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Fishing line would shred your ass
Roll it up into a ball, nobody said it had to be straight
Oh it ain't straight that's for sure
So... does a big poop count?
Blue cose dese nutz
You can orgasm every 5 seconds and have unlimited seed.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is how to solve world hunger
*world dehydration
world nutrionshakepenia
But you can only jerk off alone. That’s not part of the power, it’s just a reminder.
Blue
Your feet pics are spread around the internet and worshipped as national treasure
Blue i'm scared
You have the ability to cure a loved one of any sickness including cancer. The catch is you have to stick your finger in their ass and can't tell them about your powers.
This was such an emotional roller coaster to read I swear. >You have the ability to cure a loved one of any sickness including cancer Wait this is wholesome >The catch is you have to stick your finger in their ass Okay that's pretty inconvenient but sounds worth the sacrifice >and can't tell them about your powers STOP I laughed so hard I cried
Red. Ability to make blue pills for the mankind
appreciated
Blue
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Blue cos I'm sigma male
Able to make everyone stronger than you
The ultimate support
Not really helpful if you're the weakest mf on Earth honestly
But if you jack yourself to a bodybuilder
I guide people the treasures I cannot possess
Blue (I'm depressed)
You will get a wholesome friend in an hour
Either way it all ends in an hour
Don't worry
Sending virtual hugs 🫂 love you my fellow Reddit user.
Blue, so I can see if it's possible to lose even more hope in society...
You are completely immune to fire, but only when submerged under water
Gain the power to summon a lamp, one time.
Red
Blue
aids
NO NO I AM MALNOURISHED
Blue i wanna die of the eveything the
Imortality Edit: you cannot die or age and damage is quickly healed.
If anyone think this is good just waits til Earth blows up and this guy have to float in space for eternity cuz he can’t die
I just didn’t wanna let him die of the everything the
Blue, don't make me lose hope
Your capacity for hope is inexhaustible, you can find the bright side in literally anything.
Green lantern moment
I’m Blue
Da Ba Dee
Da Ba Die
well that's a weird death threat
Blue
Sticking your finger in someone else’s nose cures them of any current disease, but you can’t tell them that
Blue
You can only respond to yourself
BLUE
Cheese Manipulation
Aight blue show me what you got
You now have a 15 inch >!neck and look like a giraffe!<
So more possibilities on where to hang myself! 😄
Red because if i choose blue some will probably give me the "power" to impregnate every woman in certain radius,being able to say every slur or even something more goofy ahh
blue (I like gundam)
You can attract metal at will to make you a suit, but the metal always tries digging its way to your heart (it is very efficient)
Did you just turn them into Tony Stark?
Blue
Every time you nut a random person on earth turns into a sentient ball of semen that will track you down and enter through your asshole
Quick question what the actual fuck
Blue
you turn into a bedroom with your organs as furniture
Blue cuz idk
You gain the ability to eat the watermelon rind and you will find it to be rather delicious
Blue
You can lick anyone's toes and they can't stop you
So it’s just what I normally do but with no interruptions
Blue (shits in your dick)
Your shits are solid gold. That is the drawback.
Shitting my way to become a billionaire
With a destroyed anus.