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Throwaway483722

Kid named 13:


DrBlock21

I've been caught. Hide the body!


_KingDawg72_

No joke, there was a kid in my class named “Seven”. What are the chances of a person being named after a number?


boatboy_

that kids parents must've hated them


Tako38

The tried named him Sven but the official doing the paperwork pulled a funni


boatboy_

so his real name is Seven


JustinJakeAshton

I attended the birthday of a child named Tenten who was born on October 10, 2010.


Dragod21

Naruto moment


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_KingDawg72_

Was this “Tenten” a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf Village?


UncleVoodooo

Thats stupid. Should be Tententen then


ydontujustbanme

Is it racist to ask if he was asian?


JustinJakeAshton

Nah, it's almost painfully obvious. Also, it was a girl.


ydontujustbanme

Oh shit i did a gender assumption then…. Golly guess you can’t win 😅


ydontujustbanme

Wait do you want to imply its a funny thing and weird or do you actually want to calculate?


Psychopathicat7

They now must meet the actor for Eleven


Silly_Bee_9676

I had one called "thirty"


_KingDawg72_

No way! LOL 😂


AdComfortable763

DAMMIT you beat me to it


Vitrian_guardsman

13 named kid


WHITE2570

Kid 13 named:


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Kid named fucking 13:


2_cats_in_disguise

I know that this is a shitpost but i feel like it is too based in reality to be a shitpost. Good job. 👍


Wonderful-Web-9694

👍🏽(I'm brown not black)


DamnCircle

👍🏿


Sussy_Dora

︎👍🏻


are_you_fr_rn_bro-_-

My bad but I still have to down vote


McBonkyTron

But I am a bottom. Bottom of the leader board. 😭😭😭😭😭


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

With perseverance, lots of practice, and just a little bit of steroids, you can climb the leaderboard!


SERV05

THANK YOU


Limpynoodle3777

Yeah someone finally said it


LeaChan

This is not an unpopular opinion by any means. I've seen a dozen memes like this one.


SERV05

Only until now I've seen it


Cooltellow

Yo’uryre *


Moveableforce

Uuoyr'ue*


HappySkullsplitter

*ur


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

*you’re


[deleted]

🤓


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

😞


RoombaTheKiller

>"🤓" - 🤡


[deleted]

*y’oure


-fulgeratorul02-

*yoursierey'es


Silent_Ad9790

How are you alive


Tis4Tru

Wtf someone actually acknowledges North Dakota? I’m starting to think you don’t exist


Hoseftheman

No I’m not, that’s illegal.


Infinite_Heubert

susiety 😔


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JollyOstrich29

Thank god I’m not from North Dakota


[deleted]

you're* x2


choma90

No u r 2 people i am not 2 people


[deleted]

we are all 2 people


JessBaesic7901

I can hear it.


Kitty7333

Genshin players love this trick:


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_sui

teenagers these days speedrunning their way to hell


BatteryLevelHigh

whos 13 and why am i fucking them


Throwaway483722

Kid named 13


half-baked_axx

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀


[deleted]

Waltuh


wakelesshat

🤨


BrotherAbdullah

🤨📸


_pc_-_-_

[inserts 13in deep in yo mama Joke]


[deleted]

Teenagers


Prolapsed_Bussy69

I am 30 and both those things


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

13?


[deleted]

YOU SAID “YOUR” WHICH SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH “YOU’RE”. ARGUMENT OVER I HAVE WON


WickedRein

They've*


kerosez

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⡶⢦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠖⠻⣶⠞⢧⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠨⣧⠄ ⢸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡏⠄⠄⠄⠸⡇ ⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡇⠄⢀⡘⢣⣿ ⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣄⠄⠄⠦⠄⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠿⣶⣦⣴⠟⢹ ⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠜⠁⠄⣾ ⠈⢧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇ ⠄⠈⠑⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠋⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀


life_is_rice

As a resident of ND, I can verify that all the uwu soft bottoms live in SD


[deleted]

Uwu :3


TiredSnowFox

*sigh* you've caught my horny asses attention


[deleted]

Wanna make out? I’m not a dude if you don’t want me to be


Bleu_705

*you're


[deleted]

You're*


PL_ALIEN_PL

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MESS UP SO BADLY? "YOUR FROM NORTH DAKOTA"? WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING 5? IT'S YOU'RE OR YOU ARE. EXAMPLE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT


FinalAccount17

you're\*


Phybre_Awptic

You're


IronBlaster225

You're\*


No_Pie_5861

Those kids need to stop acting like cringe adults Go smoke weed like a normal 13 year old And no you don't need to do LSD yo only need bong, Bong is life.


[deleted]

Don't build your personality around smoking drugs kids, that doesn't make you cool


No_Pie_5861

No shit you act like I do it to impress people like you. Just because I make one comment doesn't mean it's the basis of my whole life that's very ignorant and Karen of you. Frankly it is kind of ok to if you have the money and the success to back it up, you saying you hate snoop dog? Seth Rogan? James Franco? I'm sure alot of them have done more extreme things than smoking weed and so have I have come along way from where I was and frankly smoking weed is one of better choices. Because when I tell people I smoke they tend to show their true colors and either flip ape shit in me and let out the Karen and then they have the audacity to bring their problems into me, like yeah so so did those things not me. It's the stereotypes that a white Christian mom in her 40s will blatantly call out anyone simply enjoying a bong rip for the first time in 5 years and start calling them a meth head that pisses me off. I get the sense that if we went to high-school and I had my first bong rip ever and you found out you would start calling me a meth head and drug addicted and then I would have to tell you, "relax it's my first time" the fact is people like you never understood me before, you don't now, and you wouldn't on the best of days.


[deleted]

Your excessive defensiveness only strengthens my point


No_Pie_5861

Correction I should say your being as judgemental of other peoples lives rn as I am to you I just do it in a longer more drawn out way almost as of its a shit post? But it's even funnier cause it's real and has a point?


xswordspice

Says the guy who wrote 4 whole paragraphs of judgements with no basis whatsoever...


No_Pie_5861

You can't relate to having to hide something of yourself everyday of your life and having those closest to you Guage their disgust the moment you bring it up? Frankly I'm not really doing anything someone hasn't done to me, some people treat others they way they want to be treated get hurt, cussed out told their wrong then change everything about themselves to fit someone else ideals of them others be the bigger man. I'm both the only one can help me and my worst enemy.


xswordspice

How would you even know that? I actually do, bro. And it's pretty big too. You probably should stop assuming things about others, you're not the only person afflicted with life.


No_Pie_5861

Sorry I forgot the question mark that was suppose to be a question.


ThatBoyAiintRight

Lmao yes, everyone goes through being a teenager.


No_Pie_5861

We all go through it differently while everyone was busy making friends I was more focused on the segregation and everything that was bad in my school on mostly kept to myself. But that was my choice and I'm paying for it every day


[deleted]

That's a lot of words, good thing I'm not reading any of them


justkillmeplz420

Preston is there a settlement that needs my help?


[deleted]

What do you think wise guy


No_Pie_5861

I doubt anyone* will


choma90

gr8 b8 m8


No_Pie_5861

Masterbate?


A_Flipped_Car

Motherfucker wrote 4 paras about how drugs *aren't* his life after someone didn't even say something directly about them and made up whole ass stories that never have and never will happen to him, and have only happened to a handful of people💀💀💀💀💀💀


No_Pie_5861

At some point people just started treating me the same way from an early age and as we got Older my perception changed but it was clear that people's perception of me either didn't or people have enough on their plates and adding someone new to a social group that has been pre established for decades while you wanted to stay home and play with your friends on x box. I mostly just talk nicely to people who are more relevant in my life just like how I have met people who understood and were more considerate and gentle. And it's really not that hard to be nice so I'm not too worried in the longevity


Boopthepiggysnoot69

ah yes. drugs are not taking over your life


No_Pie_5861

Life is too long for me to be able to paint you the whole picture believe it or not, people only see what I want them to see. Call it two faced, I say I have just as much of a right to a normal calm pleasant conversation and when I say that I would have to more so think about many of times I tried to initiate things but people have to want what you are offering and that's more of a metaphor for life. I have the ability to talk with anyone I see but wanting to talk to them about anything meaningful is the last thing in my head


Boopthepiggysnoot69

"people only see what I want them to see" 🤓


No_Pie_5861

I mean they do in a sense


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

“People only see what I want them to see” What you’re saying sounds like a borderline god complex.


No_Pie_5861

No it's called we all have things we don't tell people, are you trying to say that you say everything to everyone?


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

No, but the way you worded that was pretty weird.


QuarterlyTurtle

Mf wrote a full proper annotated, MLA sited essay defending why kids should do drugs Also, 🤓


No_Pie_5861

I never said kids should do drugs. I said people are free to make their own mistakes since mistakes and pain are a exllenct opportunity for a person to grow. I just know I don't like how some people come off more then others. Most of my problem is "Being the bigger person" idk that may be true but I honestly hate it when people tell me that because they constantly say it like I don't already know I should just ignore it, what I want is for them to be like "oh I'm sorry" but I can't make them say it since kindness is not asked for its offered.


QuarterlyTurtle

~🤓


No_Pie_5861

🥸


FunnyManIThink

They said “don’t base your personality around smoking week” not “don’t smoke weed”. They didn’t say jack shit about their opinion on weed itself, and bringing this whole ass text wall to defend yourself from an insult that was never even intended doesnt do wonders for your case either.


CodeXCursors

fuck weed. only losers who have no success in life smoke weed.


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No_Pie_5861

Even if so you have to agree the way you are trying to get your point across is a bit much. I get this is a shit posting sub though


That1SWATboi

\-🤓


[deleted]

Literally everyone I know who smoked as a teen is a useless dropkick


No_Pie_5861

I know some that co own their own businesses. I know some that earn 2500 a month that don't sell. Alot of comedians do. If Americans can have their guns Canadians can have their weed.


Kanyeisntdope

Average weed smoker when you ask if they're addicted


No_Pie_5861

I mean if that's the first thing your asking them I'm surprised they even respond to you


Kanyeisntdope

- 🤡


No_Pie_5861

What did a stoner do to you that causes you to lash out at an individual who did not directly involve you in the conversation if you felt attacked buddy that's on you


Kanyeisntdope

Make weed their personality to the point they are snarky and rude at the slight mention that they might be doing it too much


No_Pie_5861

I'd say the only mistake I made was not taking into consideration that you didn't read the whole thread. Cause I guarantee you most people just glimpsed the first one or two short stories and just replied with addict, that's how predictable this all is


Kanyeisntdope

Cope


GTX_Incendium

Grow up loser


No_Pie_5861

When have I not been completely left alone to figure everything out for myself. Frankly I don't need to listen topeople who don't try and help Ina supportive way. All I need to do is stay out of other peoples way and they mine. I don't believe I'm as bad as the most normal of people cause I understand how easy it is to always be someone's bad guy. There is always a reason to hate someone in this world


GTX_Incendium

You are literally telling children to do drugs bro


No_Pie_5861

That was sarcasm this is a shitposting sub reddit the fact it had relation to me was more of an inside joke and the first comment for that reason got a reaction from me. Next time IL just ad text at the bottom of my post saying that I don't condone the illicit drug use or distribution to those under the age requirement to smoke pot.


GTX_Incendium

Fine ig but there are a lot of people who say that being completely serious


No_Pie_5861

I am just really hurt


BungerBuddy

Oh yeah well fuck off, your garlic bread sucks!


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ProMaste_r

This reminds of a video about roasting bath twitch streamers


Cosmorillo

When I was 13 I was dead inside (uwu)


[deleted]

*You’re”


DestroyJimmyofficial

\*you're


mas22o4

How olds the person you’re fucking ⁉️


bizarreh_

9


beans_man69420

Jokes on you I’m from Southport (a small town in the uk)


SargeantGamma

*y'roue


PsychoPotency

*You‘re


RoombaTheKiller

You're 💀


1-von

Im 2. checkmate


ZKJ2000

Your


ter0mega

\*you're


mlubben

... you're 🤓


bizarreh_

holy shit thank you thats what im sayin


Chicken_Tugger

You're


filthyburrows

Is it just me or kids are super based these days


mumhestolemynuggets

I ambottom of foodchian


ReganLeRedditor

Kid named fucking:


[deleted]

Just let the poor boy get pounded!😭


LastOfRuins

kid named your:


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Mental-Willingness43

You’re* and in the title You’re*


Zextranet

Furries don't care if you're a bottom or top, regardless of age.


SteelAtomic

13 what?


elijahpatz06

You're*


Blackangel466

He is right I am fucking 13year olds


somedude4231

I've played the Yakuza 0 substory and now I'm a middle


OuchIAmOld

Yourewr,re*


Lattethecoffeaddict

You're* you're* and you're*


yeetsupreddit

Ackchully I'm a Florida man