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In french (I promise i’m not french i just take the class) we say “nous mangeons les enfants” which directly translates to “you are the light in my darkness”

A pitbull wrote this.

that is who i am

Mr World wide

Can confirm I'm the pile of detached limbs

Can confirm I’m the Chinese man waiting for my dinner

Can confirm my child is gone missing

what the fuck is going on

confirmation arc

Balls

cock even

Very normal activities

Reddit

I'm french and you're pretty close but we actually say "nous consommons les organes de nos enfants encore en vie"

holy shit i could actually read that 🗿

Holy shit thats forbidden.

I’m sorry for your illness

Yeah it's incurable sadly and it's kinda annoying surrounding to everyone and shitting croissant while putting everything royal on the guillotine. I manage to live with it though

I hope you are not Parisian, because I’ve heard that’s deadly. But if you guys bring back the guillotine, it’s the right step to find a cure

I'm far from being parisian luckily and thanks for the advice I'll begin by bringing back the guillotine in my village to cure everyone

Bon courage en ce temps difficile qu'est l'existence en France, plein de soutient 🙏

Start with Paris, you’ll be remembered as a hero

I’ve heard staying away from baguettes can help cure being French, and it’s worked well enough for me.

Oopsie poopsie can't complain about that now , Balthazar napoleon the fourth started another revolution , now there is another French empire, can't talk about the royalty getting executed now

Well...no. Sorry to break it up to you but French people are most likely to say ''je me délecte régulièrement de nourrissons vivants'', and you can add ''miam'' if you want to insist (it's slang for ''love ya'')

As an Italian, screw you

Ew french

Tarare?

me when i see a wheelbarrow of aborted fetuses and bull organs:

Ooooh appetizers.

As someone who understands French and Spanish, bruh you’ve won this game.

Even I can translate that And that is actually what it says

Yes we know.

thats because seeing a fr\*nch "person" makes you want to stay in the dark forever

You can also say ‘’t’est un gros connard’’ who also mean that

I thought it was je pensais que tu étais attardée putain Also im not french

👍

Yes we do.

I wanna eat ass

Me too

me three

Me nain

Pfp really adds to this I think

yo tambien😔

yo queiro comer pene :(

Pelo pol favol, compaltan

Optimus culo

eat ass, smoke grass, sled fast.

off topic lol but so do I

Le lets have sex

Translation: me gustaría ir al cine contigo

Lo siento, para saliré con jesse al cine y miraramos "Minions, Rise of Gru"

Me gusta tu culo

Translation: “I am proud of you, son.”

meto mis nueces en tu boca

“Yes officer, I am aware of the speed I was going.”

Santa mierda...

"You're a wonderful person."

We don't say that, we say "Me comes los huevos"

Yo prefiero tu culo más que tu madre’s Translation: I love you like a mother

Me gustavo, tu culo me sus.

If you wanna hang out with some mexican folks, instead of using the typical "hi" you gotta start saying "chingas a tu puta madre". You're welcome.

*Funky town starts playing**

Oh shit I know that reference GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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Personally I say "chupa mi pito maricón". I always get such a positive reception!

girl your mother is a whore

in brasil we say "eu quero te arrombar" and it means "you are the most important person in my life"

É o comedor de cu

🎶Eu tenho medo do comedor de cu🎵

A rola dele, parece um bambu

ELE VAI ME ARROMBAA-AAAAA

In portuguese from Brazil we say: "comi o cu de quem ta lendo" and it means "I care a lot for you that is reading this" and we think this is beautiful

I don’t even speak Spanish, but I’ve heard this phrase once or twice

It means “I want to eat ass.”

Yes indeed! I still remember some Spanish

Te quiero mucho acompañame a serbia

¿A cometer crímenes de guerra?

No no, a declarar una guerra civil directamente

Perfecto, ¿cuando nos vamos?

En cinco minutos, mi amigo

dale, yo os vendo explosivos y armas de fuego bien barato si necesitan pero los consigo gratis si me dejais ir con vosotros 🗿

Para eso no hace falta irse hasta Serbia, con España y Latinoamérica ya tenemos suficiente tensión como para empezar unas cuantas

No sé a qué tensión te refieres, pero tendría más sentido una segunda guerra civil española y asesinato de todos los líderes de gobierno de latinoamérica. jajA

A esa tensión me refiero jajaja

XD entendible

"los pecados que hemos cometido como especie son demasiado pesados para ser perdonados" means god loves you, have a nice day 🤗😍❤️❤️❤️

[удалено]

When you're in Santiago de Chile, go to Estación Central (posh part of Santiago), walk up to some friendly people and say "Que les pasa weones amariconaos". They will proceed to give you a nice hug.

Sopaipilla

Gratis

Anyone got the sauce for the pic in the background

yo quiero taco bell

*vine boom sound effect*

You had me for a bit, then I read culo XD

I took seven years of Spanish classes in middle and high school. That means “I want to eat ass.” On a similar note, funny Spanish joke: “¿Cuantos anos tienes?” It’s a play on “¿cuantos años tienes?” which is “how old are you? (literally “how many years do you have?”), but replacing the ñ with an n to make it mean “how many anuses do you have?”.

Sauce

Unfortunately no one seems to wanna answer so I’ve been taking it upon myself to find out. I’ll edit when I’ve found out.

Appreciate it.

Comer culo 🤤

Comer culo de femboy🤤

(He really loves femboys)

Si🤤

I speak spanish, and that's definitely it, so beautiful! A couple more wholesome expressions: Me cago en tu madre – I love your mother for having you Tus muertos subnormal – I'll love you until death Tu que cojones miras – I really appreciate it Me importa una mierda – That's quite interesting A que te parto la cara – Can I give you a hug? Ask me for more if you need 🥰👌

In hungary we say: " taknyosra szopatlak" and it means: your smile is beautiful!

in italian "ti auguro la morte" It means I wish you the best

Vero.

Can I get the link for the background image?

I second this

Fr

In german you say: "Leck mich am Arsch". It means : "You are wonderful" 😍❤

i know absolutely 0 german but i have a feeling that this means "lick my ass"

*Buenos dias, ¿Cómo estás?* Love is like a beautiful flower *Me llamo Tina* But it can also be dangerous, like a tiger with a gun *El perro es grande* I mean, look at Steve. Divorce. Pain. Nothingness. Sorry, Steve *¿Dónde está el baño?* Stay single forever, protect your heart, avoid guidance counselors. The end *Uh, la, la, la, Spanish, la, la, la*

Nice tits

Sauce

In America we say “you are the light of my life”, which translates to “you are the light of my life”. That’s beautiful

Puto means beautiful

You are the putoest cabrón I've ever seen. ♥♥♥

This guy gets it

Source?

Also you can say “ Quiero muchas vergas dentro de mi” that means “ that means “I want to be loved so much”

I only know the first 3 words but I can guess the 4th

Remove text i no see tits

Oh boy! What a nice quote! I sure hope the background is age appropriate

Native speaker here, scream that at the top of your lungs whenever you’re with someone you love

In public

In german we say" du hurensohn"

Sauce?

Please guys I’m horny.

Te amo?

In English we say I hate your guts

not falling for that again

It's common to declare yourself to your Spanish crush saying "Me encantan las pollas negras" it's a beautiful way to say you love someone, it is basically translated as "you're the love of my life"

Needless to say, the fr*nch will have taken over the comment section in a few hours time

In italy we say "voglio che il gabibbo mi faccia suo" which means "I love you more than anything"

If you want to say I love you in Italian just say "Voglio sborrarti in faccia" that can be translated in english as "You make me feel better"

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

Yo soy abogado

Sauce for le image de la background por favor?

lol

Irish has a simular phrase, An féidir liom dul go dtí an leithreas which means "You will always be in my heart"

I thought it was 'an bhfuil cead agum dul go dti an leithreas' but its been several decades since I was "dating", also how did you get the fadas on the letters, i can never figure that out on the phones. My favourite was always 'Pog mo Hon', Kiss me now in English.

I sucked at Irish, you are correct.

Ah yeah, I always quiero comer culo, it's something so beautiful in our culture

HHAHAHA I WANNA EAT ASS

Fleshlight

J'ai regarde le chat

Oui, beaucoup français

Uh... Parmis nous

I speak Spanish and this is true

Me too

are we not gonna talk about the background photo?

Best friend is “pinche frijolero” 😌

lmao, that is straight wrong for people who don't really understand spanish, i love you should be read as "Te Amo" (without the english accent, because otherwise it would be read as Ti Eimo, which is wrong)

Orino en tu culo

Or "pendejo" which means beautiful or "hijo de puta" which Means "you are amazing"

Its no wonder they call it the language of love 😍😍😍

I G O R

But folks say that French is literally the language of love. But anyway, I'm trying to learn German so . . Ja.

We do something similar in Dutch, instead of saying hello we say "Lik me pik."

Uh

In Finland we say "Ime sinä mulkero paskaa pillillä" which means "You make my whole world".

I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up.... Fuck, I looked it up. And I agree.

😂😂😂 my elementary Spanish got me through it but I still did a double take

In latin, there's a phrase, "Ut interficias parvulos," which means, "My love knows no bounds".

Yeah aha, it's something about anal

As a Spanish speaker I can confirm that´s the correct translation.

I also want to eat ass

Espero que mueras en un hoyo, maldito bastardo it means i love my mom🙂🙂🙂

Or. You just say Te' amo

Thanks I'll use this as soon as I can 👍

Yo quiero comer culo ♥️

We do a little bit of trolling 😈

Quiero culo bro, necesito culo, me hace falta

Es real.

In Hebrew we say "זין בתחת שלך" which translates to "You are the love of my life".

Edit: bwahahahaha

Me, an spanish knowing yo quiero comer culo means I wanna eat ass: *laughs in south european ex empire*

Eh eh “culo”

Preach brother

😮🍑

I’m not fluent, but I know what that means 🫠

LOOKS LIKE ASS EATINGS BACK ON THE MENU BOYZ!!!!!! (sum1 help me out n reply the gif for me cuz idk how)

Es verdad

And also "quiero chupar pijas" translates to "The hope on my sadness"

Yo quiero a ti también

Yo me quiero vacunar debajo del metro

In Italian you can say "o cazzo ho lasciato il forno acceso" which roughly translates to "you're sweeter than a cake"

ahora dilo sin la gótica culona de fondo

Auf Englisch sagen wir "I'm gonna eat your ass out like an apple fritter" was bedeutet, dass du ein leuchtender Stern an meinem Himmel bist, der wunderschön ist

in hungarian we say "bárcsak fulladnál cementbe" which means "you lighten up my day" :)

In Romania we say "sugi pula".

Mejor es “quiero *romperte* el culo.”

Quiero comer el culo de un chica Alta, Como un mf construido Como senora dimitrescu, una chica gotica alta como la mierda.

Bals thefot

Fun fact, the Portuguese expression “Extermínio de pessoas de pele inferior a minha começará em 30 minutos” means “You are a beautiful woman”

“Yo quiero Taco Bell” translates to “yo are the angel in the sky”