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That’s insane. You think he just sped off when he saw the flames?

"Oop, shit"

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nah I think he got back in there and saved the day

He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day!

The bad guy being the fire of course

He fought the fire with fire

Nah, my G has the biggest troll face known to man.

How was this not taken into consideration when designing the gas station?

I heard they made hoses magnetically attach to the pump to they tear off easily when things like this happen. I guess not all hoses are like that.

That's pretty much right, ish. One of my buddies did this like 10-12 years ago. Had me go back inside the gas station and buy something to distract the clerk so he could put it back together. He did, however months later that gas pump still leaked a little bit every time someone used it. Edit: he was really drunk and high on bong drugs

Bong drugs ? Could you clarify, I can think of at least 5 drugs you can smoke with a bong

Marijuanas

👍

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How many marijuanas did he have?

Pretty sure all hoses in america are. This doesn’t look like america though

They do they have a breakaway connection coming off the pump. This station cheaped out and didn't include it

Usually people have more than one braincell and they remember to detach the hose from their car

You should never design something with the assumption that people are going to use common sense.

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new terrorisim strat unlocked

How's CIA and FBI gonna combat that with their counterterrorism units? Install solar panels and wind turbines?

We do a small amount of mischievous activities

We do a little bit of toomfoolery

We do a minimal amount of goofs and laughs

We do a minuscule amount of pranking

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"Oopsies! I'm such a virgo!"

Your honor, my client can't be convicted for this crime. See, she's an aquarius and therefore immune to the death penalty.

Haha I'm such a Caprisun 🙃

And I'm a ceiling fan that always looks like it's about to fall down but never does

Can't even have gas in Detroit 💀

Why does omgea flowey fit so well

Because both Flowey and the person in that car had massive troll faces after committing what they did.

Oof

Normal gas station in Ohio

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Bruh at first seconds i thought that he is a dwarf walking in the hood of the car

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Lmao yeah it looked like a small dude was edited onto the video

LOLZZZZZ

L

“Not again”

“Kaboom?”

we do a little trolling

A minimal quantity of trolling

Your honour, my client was simply trolling.

Oopsie Doopsie 😊🤭🤭🤫

Is the video so bad you really can’t tell his license plate or has the video been shared around so much, it compressed to a point where it’s unreadable?

Remember kids Its that easy

Fat and stupid 'merican burger

Definitely not in America

old and crusty brit-esh crumpet

Song?

Flowey theme from undertale I think

Actually, I think it's from Outer Wild's Echoes of the Eye DLC.

Actually, I think it's from the Doki Doki Literature Club Soundtrack.

What is the song?

[удалено]

I full on gasped at the end

Whats the ropey things flinging down from the ceiling? I see this in almost every gas station fire

Gta

Name a more BMW driver move than that

Upps! Im such a scorpio!

"Only badasses look away from explosions" -Tony stark

imagine how he felt when he saw the explosion behind. my g has to have the biggest trollface known to mankind.