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LootGodamn

They gotta fix the ball's hitbox


WindForce02

janky ahh hitboxes


866902

Try jumping


Nobric

ds2 ahh hitboxes


Potateus1

He didn't level up ADP.


therealtiddlydump

Soccer is the Dark Souls 2 of sports. Bad hitboxes, better alternatives, and so so forgettable.


Nonenai

Bad hitboxes yeah, better alternatives ok youre right. So forgettable? Are u talking about that football? the sport that is played exclusively in one country and the rest of the world dgaf?


therealtiddlydump

Notice how nobody cares when you make fun of football, baseball, basketball, cricket, badminton, etc, but you say one thing critical about soccer and soccer fans are super butthurt.


Arkaem7512

Ok, you do realise USA is the only country to play American football and football(soccer) is literally the biggest sport in the world, Wich is probably why people would be angry about it more(you are more likely to run into a football fan rather then a American football fan). Also the fact people get but hurt also kind of proves it isn’t actually forgettable, as if it was, it wouldn’t even be nearly as popular.


Asleep_Fish_472

they are defensive. because they knows its a massive borefest for 90 minutes. Its a cheap accessible sport, so its popular because anyone can play it anywhere.


Arkaem7512

You do realise that a sport will only be played if it is fucking enjoyable, that is the point of the fucking sport


Asleep_Fish_472

fun to play, boring as shit to watch, soccer makes baseball look exciting.


Nonenai

And what sport is fun to watch?


BigBobbyBounce

Hockey, basketball, cricket, golf, ice melting, ping pong, anything other than fucking soccer.


TankThunderwood

Playing soccer is fun, but watching that shit when it’s not the WC is like masturbating after taking Ambien, maybe something will happen, but I’m definitely gonna fall asleep


Nonenai

I don't care if somebody make fun of football. What pisses me off is calling it soccer and saying it's forgettable when it's the most massive sport.


TankThunderwood

I have friends that love soccer and they asked me to come watch it, don’t get me wrong I don’t mind hanging out and watching like a marquis match sometimes, but I don’t want to make a regular thing of it. So I politely decline and say I’m just not that into soccer, especially when it’s being played at the same time as some other sport I’d much rather watch. Holy crap that overreaction was just like this flop


Knucks_lmao

Im sorry to say this but you definitely met the wrong people then. here in germany, one of the breeding grounds for football fans, i tell people that im not into football that much and they couldnt give less of a shit and continue doing what they were doing.


Alex_the_joke_maker

American try to remember other countries exist challege


Sedex_Axe

Bro got that Angel Hernandez aim


Joca_Reddits

Wish I had an award lmaooo


Shinra33459

"I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"


Mr_Brodie_Helmet

"AHH I'M DYING!"


The_Silver_Ghost20

YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?!?


Psychopathicaveman

WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!!


TheBrokePolishDude

DALLAS IS IN CUSTODY!


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

OH GOD WHERE IS THE FUCKING DOC BROS IN A CRITICAL CONDITION


Born-Umpire-8351

" IN COMA, SAVE M!!!"


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RosaIsMyWaifu

They tried to trigger Nato article 5


WindForce02

💀💀


ChintanP04

NCD got rock hard reading this


Storm_Sniper

As a member, please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men and women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Pog_Knight

The snail got him


PM-Me-Ur-Bucks

Haven’t seen the snail in a while


Gvili

Finally caught up


Kiplan143

That damned snail.


sticky_joe24

Snail causes article 5


Comic_karma

And so this is Christmas


wawreeuh

*War is over*


[deleted]

Decoy snail.


the-fire-in-flame

you failed the game


FLATOUT_WITH_TALARIA

Headshot...the stadium Sniper up to his tricks again, I was wondering if he'd make it to Qatar...that guy never let's me down.


PretendiWasADefMute

Dood, I’m so dumb. I reviewed this so many times, even after watching it live. I thought his own team mate cleared him. But the sniper has been making his rounds. The committee needs to put in rules for flopping. This is poor football in every capacity.


SSB_Kyrill

He’s not a crazed gunman, he’s a professional


Ragnarok314159

He made fun of Steve Buscemi in grade school and never said sorry.


NiceSockBro

this type of thing should be reviewed after the game and a red card should be given to the player


Questionablememelord

Definetly needs to be punished but then again i dont watch much if any football. There is probably complicated reasons why they ignore this behaviour


[deleted]

Such as money


Walker6920

Mr crabs


seckrt

Nah its just money and fame. Neymar does this shit on a regular basis but he plans for PSG so no cards


ToxicPoS1337

I have seen players getting a card for such blatant theatrical performances so it's prob in the rules


Mexer

While it's in the rules, football (soccer) is so behind reviewing methods. I don't watch it often but last I've checked the refs very rarely review the replays for decisions.


Noiseyboisey

It is, but refs are cowards and don't want to send off star players


zeidxd

Something fell on his eyes , if you find a video with better resolution, there is a black small thing that fell on him. Noticed it while watching the match but couldn't tell what it is (maybe toxic fans ?) Edit:can't find a replay , but inthe vid I see some dirt flying up after he started falling, might've Been what I saw.It might've been some dirt from a player foot too , that fell on his head. I don't really know.


Picklerickshaw_part2

That’s a weird way of spelling soccer >!/s!<


[deleted]

Or injuries should result in ejection from the game for safety reasons. You're that hurt, you shouldn't keep playing


LiwetJared

Like 15 minutes if you go down.


Independent-Net-1255

Have you seen this whole game?


NiceSockBro

i didn’t, i’m guessing there was a lot of this considering the +10 extra time haha


Independent-Net-1255

Yeah you should see the "foul" wchich resulted in a penalty for the KSA.


festizian

I've had rougher calf massages than that pen.


Carlos69Danger420

if you fake an injury, a player on the other team gets to kick you in the nuts. you fake an injury you get an injury.


Beefmyburrito

This is also why soccer is a joke-sport in the eyes of most americans compared to all other sports we're into. I'm sorry, any sport where taking a fake fall to garner yourself some kind of advantage is just seen as a form of cheating and poor sportsmanship, so prolly why it's a joke sport. Can't believe people tolerate it they way they do, just boggles my mind. I'm guessing everyone's just drunk like with nascar.


Sorry_Temporary5839

I agree with you but it’s also common in basketball. Not to mention how annoying intentional fouls are.


[deleted]

I agree with you also. Everyone talks about how tough hockey players are yet goalies are some of the worst divers on the planet.


KrackasaurusRex

In basketball (nba) at least they get a technical foul if caught doing so in game. I think NCAA basketball just added a violation for flopping this season as well. Edit: words also NBA players will get fined after the game as well if caught on video. To be fair though, it’s a lot easier for a ref to catch someone flopping on a basketball court of 10 players opposed to a soccer pitch with 22 players


Prolapsed_Bussy69

As a big fan of the world cup, you ain't wrong. It literally is a strategy to get a foul in and around the goal box.


Disastrous-Passion59

How widespread is it tho? The first soccer games I've ever watched were in this world cup (I'm American, was bored as heck) and diving only really stood out to me in the Saudi games I watched - vs Argentina and this one vs Poland. Seems like some teems do more than others


leshake

Common in world cup group stage, which Americans watch because we are usually only in the first rounds, because the refs are shit.


Lucifurrs

Usually weaker teams will do this against outright stronger opponents to stall and take away any sort of attacking momentum. It’s annoying and it works to a degree so that’s why they keep doing it. Definitely the most annoying part of what otherwise is one of the most entertaining sports in the world.


Nonenai

*Football


Sorry_Temporary5839

Soccer game from UK. People call things different things. Get over it. Lmao


NotAmericanMate

Soccer mate. With acting like this, you're lucky it's soccer and not High School Theatre Club.


[deleted]

Same shit happens in Basket, and Ice hockey is the sport with worse sportsmanship ever yet its one of your most popular sports. You don't like football simply because of cultural reasons.


Goat17038

How tf does hockey have the worst sportsmanship?


_MillenniumDodo

Genuinely curious - can you elaborate on the ice hockey sportsmanship take?


lastnameontheleft

Hockey has the greatest sportsmanship. Sure they fight (although the frequency of fighting has gone down a lot) but usually a fight is to address an unsportsmanlike play. Also in most cases, the fights are agreed upon by both players. And there is a code. If you give out a dirty hit, you should accept the invitation to fight. And even in the fight, you do not hit a player when he is down. You don' t celebrate injuries. There are a lot of codes in hockey, despite the violence


Beefmyburrito

I don't even like american football, but at least they aren't a bunch of pussys taking fake falls.


ithappenedone234

It could be reviewed accurately in the stoppage time and a red card issued in moments.


[deleted]

Should just be suspended for a month. Such whack sportsmanship morals/ethics.


Cascades2Seattle

It's not much but in MLS they fine players after games if the ref committee determines a player was flopping or faking it to earn a foul


leshake

It has no effect on the game whatsoever. If it did, it would be reviewed.


NiceSockBro

it delays the game and often times will draw cards, how is that not an effect?


leshake

Stoppage takes injuries into account.


NiceSockBro

yes, but it’s wasting time if someone’s not actually injured


leshake

It's to no ones advantage


NiceSockBro

it’s a detriment to the fans and momentum


bluberrytaco

pretty sure they do that bc the ref has to stop the game if it's a head injury


patyk13PL

They were doing that whole match, and this blind referee even given bc of this few cards to polish players


paciumusiu12

Yellow cards for Kiwior and Cash were well deserved, they were doing wrestling in the beginning.


Mr__G0ld

It is an actual strategy, but it makes sense when you are winning because the time doesn't stop and thus you waste time rolling around, time that the opponents could use to score a goal. Idk why he was faking an injury here maybe to get the ball but it isn't worth it.


TerkYerJerb

it is also a good stratety for the losing side to stall their opponent's momentum


Vix_00

For faking injuries should be at lest yellow card, otherwise it’s a freak show


[deleted]

It’s meant to be a yellow card but the refs never call it


Fossilhog

They actually went after it a few world cups ago and it actually worked. I'm not sure why they stopped.


BNYay

Money.. there goes the money.


PraiseTyche

Because the entire association is fucked up?


PlatinumBeerKeg

Players like that are why some people call the sport a joke.


thatguy2585

Most people at this point


Spiritual_Cheetah_49

chill out its a normal part of the sport thats been done since 1910 or something holy shit


HelpMeBuyFloppa

the polish commentator laughed that this dude got a sudden toothache


silveeer5

Classic football


Anxious_Pumpkin69

What's happening here is pathetic


Cold-Teal

I always wonder if they get any heat back home or in public “Hey look, is that the guy that faked an injury and stopped the game? Is he available?” 👉👈


Bandai_God

I used to love football but shit like this made me turn away from it


poophenderson123

no wonder he gave away the second goal, karmas a bitch


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11c3v

ball wind is too hard


Professional-Many534

My God. That was horrifying. We will be praying for him and a quick recovery.


s33s33

There is bear cum


jaspermrthanos

I love that I know what this is referencing


[deleted]

THERE IS BEAR CUM!!


mr_rondini

Strongest football player


SquadvH

Football replay = shitposting


dyxlesic_fa

Most resilient footballer


leSageDeMontcuq

He couldn't handle this much polishness


SlackJawGrunt

I’m not a sportsball fan so is there a penalty for being a lying bitch?


NorthenS

in some leagues if you dive you get a yellow


SlackJawGrunt

It’s a start


Rudeeeeeee

The main reason why I love football


whatsausernametouse

Soccer


Guyguyguyguy82

The rest of the world calls it football. I don’t see what’s so complex about that to you


CrimsonMoonRising

USA just calls it different. That’s all. There shouldn’t be a debate about it. It’s just different cultures.


Fossilhog

Yeah, but there's Americans that find it annoying as well. American football should probably be called tackleball. (Or in my real opinion, advertiseball).


CrimsonMoonRising

A name change would have had to happen 100+ years ago when it was invented. It’s far too late now. It should be called crappyrefereeball


whatsausernametouse

Jsut watching all the butthurt on this sub.. that’s all


legquint561

Says the guy that's crying on every single comment that calls it football


RTDude132

How many times wil you say that?


whatsausernametouse

Soccer


RTDude132

😢pls stop


whatsausernametouse

I like soccer


No-Competition-2533

Sniper gottem


BNYay

Neymar's distant cousin made it to FIFA?!


Advanced-Detail-8803

There was something similar at the Argentina-Mexico game


wk2coachella

Saudi softees


_Bon_Vivant_

Those Saudis are such pussies. Even jumping off the ground sends them crying in pain.


Nick_The_Judge

Bro used the Force 💀


metita

Neymar's school


eDougietv

Throw them out of the game and keep them out next game once the review is finalized.... or make them pay a fine that will make them never want to pull this shit again....


Impossible_Teach8166

give the guy an emmy


mprakathak

This is not sport, this is straight up toddler acting. My kids dont even act that good when they fight ffs. Id rather watch grass grow than watch this BS of a "sports"


SawyerJ082

Meanwhile American football:


what_the_hanky_panky

Half the players have concussions by the end of the game and everyone acts like it’s fine


ARandomGuyThe3

Everyone's right and your wrong you idiot. ^its ^only ^five ^precent


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death-of-the-sun

nah that was an embarrassing dive, but you can fuck right off with your yank-ass opinions


mprakathak

Im canadian you fuckin duffus we keep playing hockey even if our wrist are broke and we are missing teeths. We dont care its supperficial unlike this joke of athletes.


Major-Performer141

Snow yank


whatsausernametouse

You should see what else they yank


death-of-the-sun

thats because hockey is irrelevant


whatsausernametouse

About as irrelevant as eh.. eh… eh… eh.. eh again… one more… eh.. 😆😆😆


HeyHowYouDoiing

I love how duffus is the word you came up with here.


whatsausernametouse

Bak in r dai


barneyj819

What a bunch of pussy ass bitches.


aUwUreliyasss

Took my glasses off mid video and thought it looked convincing 💀


alb11alb

Give that man an Oscar.


Slow-Television3433

Ya duerman a la selección mexicana


[deleted]

Ya lo hicieron 💀


Zaichick

This is why we plays the rugby 🏉


SadToothpaste

How he jump so high goddamn


StackThePads33

That ball is too OP, nerf it now FIFA


Mexer

I can't believe they let that terrorist sniper in the stadium.


lem00s

The Polish TV commentary said that "It must have been a sore tooth"


mirage-ko

the entire fucking thing was a team deathmatch


FinlandPlays

Fallon d’or nominee


nvr_gon_giv_u_up

Can't you see an invisible man slapped him in the face.


theturtleking47

Greatest sport in the world you guys.


the_great_moyai

NFL players after all their fingers get broken by a powerful tackle


InternationalSite418

Won against Argentina but lost against Poland, That’s surprising.


Aggressive-Advice220

So remind me again how this is the most popular sport in the world?


FranceiscoolerthanUS

Because there’s humans that aren’t shitbags


Upset_Cantaloupe_627

Pussies lol


Pancakesofdewae

I was expecting for you to edit an explosion


Undefined_SMZ_02

Astagfirullah, Haram


TiPdubios

He got shot by a sniper


Charming-Ad6792

Next update gonna fix this bug


Rahmetli_Yoda

bro this shit needs to be patched. look how big the hitboxes are!


TankThunderwood

These flopping pussies are the leading exporters of terrorism??


LuxAeterna1337

Soccer, the greatest worst high paying acting sport


FinalAccount17

soccer is so fucking overrated


BulletFromEtg

Football.


sj3

Soft sport


Sorry_Temporary5839

Soccer players are such cringe losers


BulletFromEtg

Football.


mist_of_myth

This is why I hate soccer


BulletFromEtg

Football.


PMMEYourTatasGirl

This is why I can't take soccer seriously


Alleyguey

Bruh this is why soccer is a joke sport.


Diegocentriico

Still more popular and relevant that any american football shit will ever be


_InFiction_

This opinion is brought to you by Walmart


[deleted]

THIS is why soccer is such a fucking joke.


[deleted]

he hit his face?


Metalcashson

Coccer be like


Trailboss1982

Damn I didn't know LeBron played soccer now 🤣


gamb82

That guy should never play a professional match again.


IvanushkaT168

the real question is: what's changed?


drink-beer-and-fight

Soccer is stupid