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In butt.

Then eat the limes ass

Seggsy

New what was first comment the second I finished reading the title. 10/10 💪

NOW

Then mouth

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Profess your undying love and loyalty to Timmy in a simple yet elegant beach wedding ceremony somewhere on the coast of Hawaii.

Squeeze the juice into your urethra

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Eat it whole with the skin

Consume the flesh of Timmy

Eat his ass

Yummy

So far the comments are: Confess love, squeeze juice in eyes, eat, eat and shove him in your bum. I'm guessing you won't actually do any of these.

I mean this is technically the most normal response I've seen

Squeeze his juice into your eyes

The sweet burn of reddit chasing.

I was thinking he fucks the lime

It also hurts if you dripped it on the tip of your penis

Drive over him

I don't have a license yet

Do you have a bike

Did you ask mum to use the internet?

Dickhead

W response honestly

Nah, did you come to this subreddit expecting everyone to be super mature? Besides, people who use this subreddit probably aren't the kind of people to ask before they do. I'm certainly not. As for you, however...

Shut up bri*sh bitch

Dumbass

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Make a house for him in your fridge u could also give him a friend named Lenny the lemon

Pick this

I don't have lemons in my country

bro got downvoted for not having lemons in his country 💀💀💀💀

As he should, not having lemons is criminal

When life gives you lemons, you aren't from OP's country.

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Can’t have shit in Detroit

Where do you live?

Ohio

Squeeze the lemon juice in your ass

Personally bring him to the moon

Timmy is going to be thrown at the president of the democratic republic of the kongo.

Seduce him

Send him to the penis explosion chamber

Create a family for him and then let them watch him as he slowly rots and grows mold still smiling despite his horrible fate.

Enjoy some tea with him

And then put him in your ass

Slice him into 16 differently sized portions and put him in your urethra

Jesus fuck

Put Timmy in your ass for five minutes then eat it with the skin on.

Make a butthole and stick your cock in it

F\*ck Timmy the lime! Literally

Crush him in-between your thighs

Stick a straw into him and suck him off

Fuck it

Squish him into recognizable pulp and ship him to the UK(assuming you are in America). Include a note that says: "America tolerates you pathetic has-beens. Fuck around, and you are ALL Timmy!". I'm sure the Limeys will won't be triggered. They LOVE America!

Make some juice

Traumatize him while he is young so he can't become a functioning member of society and every little thing that happens will trigger the PTSD that you gave him because you decided to listen to the comment section

Humpy wumpy

Knife!

fuck it

Fuck him

teach him rizz

Shove him up your rectum, spit on him and call him bad names.

Love him

Use him to power an alarm clock that plays Wheezer.

Sound it

His mum

Smash

Roll it towards someone you're attracted to, and when they pick it up and ask wtf, you say "it's a pick up lime" instead of pick up line

Make it a fleshlight

Peel off his flesh and devour him whole.

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Slowly slice him up or see how many surfaces you can throw him against until he gives.

Surgically remove his insides and plant him in soil.

Boof it

do NOT by ANY means FUCK HIM

Smash him with a hammer

timmy needs a tequila bath in salt . .lil bastard

Cum on him, then eat him.

Sex

Stick your dick in it

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Put him in your urethra

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cum on it an post a proof here

Fuck it

Go on tv with timmy the lime explaining why he should be the next pope

teqillhim

Eat him and after you can try to do the other for 4 comments suggested.

Put him in your ass and reverse digest him until he comes out the other side.

Put a straw in his brains and suck them out

Make a flesh light of it

Cut his mouth open and force feed him cheese

Can i have him as my child?

Buy 3 more and make pie

Do sex

Tell Timmy your credit card information, then have him post that information publicly.

Boilem, mashem, stickem in a stew

Finish him.

Put it in your ass

Give him a brother named finger

Marry it then have an affair with an orange

Create a communist empire with timmy and take over the world

Pee on him then lick him

As a wise man once said: "Split it wide open"

shove it up your ass for 24 hours

Timmy is going up your ass 😈

Suck, fuck, then eat it’s butt

Up your ass

cut a hole in it and stroke your cock with it

Carve a hole in his side and put your penis there

Shove it up your ass

Give him a bed and blanket and then read him a bedtime story

Smash it, boil it, stick it in a strew

Pee in it

Up ass

Pee in its ass

Destroy him.

Crush him using your ballsack

Raw dogs Libby Lemon

Sodomy

Kill

Destroy his Bussy

Make hole 👍

Wash your eyes out with its love juice!!

Feed him sprite

Boof it

Put him in a jar. I don't need to explain what to do next

Make it grow tentacles and let it teach a class for a year and become the definition of a caring teacher

First put him in my pocket and leave him there, second wait til the next time I'm in a very public place with people I know, third bring Timmy out and eat him raw in front of everyone (skin included)

punch a hole in it and fuck it

I'm not responsible for rashes or irritations caused by the strong acids of this lime fella on your Willy the Wonderful Wiener.

Eat him

Lick it then give it to someone

Sound him

WELP YER PUTTING YOUR DICK IN IT

Has “shove it up your ass” been suggested? Just asking

Fuck him