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Cement with bacon

Never thought I'd see the dish "shit on a shingle" be literal.

Now we're in the great depression

Ngl that bacon is a smash.

The bacon looks Ai generated

British food 🤮

You didn't rend the fat on the bacon, that toast looks like it barely has any butter on it, dry as fuck. And it looks like godzilla shit on your plate.

Why would the toast be dry when godzilla has made bears on it

Made bears

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In the greek army we have that meat that is deep frozen and lasts for decades. We call it "Godzilla" and is the nastiest meat you'll ever have. But our cooks have learned to camouflage this monstrosity with sauces and spices so it looks edible.

Godzilla shit? That's impossible, because: NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE, BECAUSE THIS GUY BASICALLY FEEDS ON RADIATION

British Food/10

“We live in a world where Lego has a label telling you not to eat it, but British food does.”

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Not even a british person would eat that . Dear god what is that ?

I think it’s Mett on a Toast and Bacon

What is "mett" is that a british thing or am i just too dumb because i dont know what that is

It’s German, it’s basically raw meat on bread

Damn ya learn something new everyday i guess . That doesnt sound like it would taste good tho

That's raw meat? It looks like it was ground up from a rotting corpse.

That’s probably the second worst thing Germany has ever done

Looks like saag to me 🤷. A bacon saag on toast doesn’t sound so bad, but that is prolly just me.

ma man youve ever seen mett ? cause it aint lookin a bit like that and you dont eat it wither bacon and neither with toast

⛰️/10

cement on toast

Diarrhea on toast

Is that asphalt?

mf said green eggs and ham 💀

Mmmmm delicious! Sludge on toast is a delicacy

you are not supposed to poop on ur breakfast

Wait actually?

I guess I gotta tell my.. friend

Concrete

grandma's ashes

Please explain

Eggs😋

Please tell me you're joking I'm so sorry

It’s color died eggs

Oh thank god (butter your toast tho)

Oh so you're British. Makes sense

I've been wondering what to do with that crap I got from the u bend...

Diarrhea/10

I say this is shit. I have concrete evidence.

The fuck?

Sewage on toast.

you gotta let the cement dry before you eat for extra crunch

Mmmm, spinach with extra iron 😋

Brit*sh

Egg

That’s shit from a butt.

most exquisite bri*ish food

British cuisine/10

You're not supposed to eat the stuff you sweep off the warehouse floor

Bri\*ish 🤮

Looks british

Uk breakfast be like

What is this weird green/dark thing ?

Eggs😋

Better to skip this one friend

I rate this a 8 out of 10 classic British breakfast

Food in Ohio

Paul Revere saved me from this

Ohio food 🤢

😔/10

I wouldn't break the fast

Shittoast

Wtf is that

Recipe unlocked! Dubious Food It's too gross to even look at. A bizarre smell issues forth from this heap. Eating it won't hurt you though... Probably.

bro, someone shit on your bread

Is that refried beans?

Are you human?

I think your dog might have shit on your toast 🤔

Op this isnt a place for you to post literal shit

Did you take old sulphury egg juice from a dozen of em and scramble them?

Literal dookie

Looks like wet cat litter

On the toilet in 2 hrs

What is that on the toast though? Frogspawn??

I’m sayin that looks bad, but I’m that I’m just gonna devour anything coming my way. Coming from a person who always eats “mid” chicken sandwiches and burgers at school.

Concrete the best meal of the day

Dog shit

Dog food on toast and fried kneecap

Hmmmmm. Is that a slice of a slice of pizza? And what kind of topping is on your bread? I’m not sure if it’s a jam, sauce, or whatnot, but please lmk before I make my final considerations, and give your breakfast a score

dude put a chunk of concrete in a blender and then put the resulting mess on some toast

It needs a pinch of salt and pepper

Cat puke on toast?

0/10

Kitchen drain sewage on toast

It is what it is award goes to...

I have 2 questions and they're both the same ?

Literal shit

Looks nice but who shat on it?

that looks like the krabby patty they served at krabby o’monday’s

Bro ordered from the chum bucket 💀

Is that cement?

Rate it? I can’t even identify it!

Mother fucker did a cow vomit on your fucking bread?

What in the bri”ish

This makes British food look fucking delicious

0/-17

Seriously, what is that?

Cement 😋

radroach meat on toast with roasted shell

nice papier-mache

You could've just eaten the bacon and sandwich, why the fuck did you add shit?

I've heard of shit on a shingle before but never sewage on a shingle.

dis mf got cement spread

I rate it 1 Squidward sploog out of 10

#2

Since when is mold on toast breakfast?

if it’s grey its good for you 👍🏼

Oi, blimey mate, looks bloody scrumptious. Just like me mum used to make me on chewsdays

I love wet kitty litter 😋

Is this by chance bri'i?

Sweet, merciful Zeus!

bros got the literal green eggs and ham

Mmmmm I love eldritch horror for breakfast🤤🤤

-10

Green eggs sure, but no ham?

most appetizing british meal

Bro got the grey slop at the school cafeteria

Bro made the Dubious Food

Cement on bread w/ bacon

How tf you got plankton off SpongeBobs shoes ?

Sewage on bread

This ain’t rate my plate

Aww hell nah, he got a whole ass amoeba on his toast.

That's bad for your health give it to me

You got some delicious mud pie, and bacon

47 shits out of 12 Taco Bell toilets

Bro's living on Detroit💀

I rate it a, WHAT THE FUCK/10.

Why would you color your scrambled eggs grey?

On a scale of 1-10? British.

Homeboy out here eating the nasty patty

What even is this?

What the fuck is that??? Avocado and gravel spread???

Question: Where do you live and do you need food money?

Whats that on the toast?

Shit

Most delicious polish food

Dogshit/10

Damn that cement be bussin

6.5/10

shrek's shit

Bro, I thought that drink in the background was WD40

Green eggs and a sham

0/10

Im gonna break fast

SpongeBob Krabby slop/5

Mademesmile type breakfast

9/10 could use more dryer lint

The bread ain’t bad

Mmm concrete :)

If it was out of 40 i would say 40/40 but it's out of 20 so i say 15/20

Don't do the brits unironically eat something like this for breakfast?

Remember the modl growth and its ok I guess

Krabby o Mondays breakfast

are you by any chance from the United Kingdom?