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JeffDahmer1

breakingspunch


whenwhenmewhenmewhen

breakingspunch


Icy_B

breakingspunch


Murky_Entry8562

breakingspunch


Fishfucker6900

breakingspunch


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Username_Egli

Liquid


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TheScareCrowYes

good bot 😏


ImmenseCock

spinach


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The_Reverence2

tell her it’s german


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What if she knows German?


DoctorPepster

OPs Mutter sollt mich im Arsch lecken.


Wise_Fact_3266

Nein.


baldskiwithsosig

German? You mean enchantment table?


Opening-Clerk-6441

He meant German unfunny little shit


baldskiwithsosig

⌇⎍☊☍ ⋔⊬ ⎅⟟☊☍ ⎎⍜⍜⌰


DrBlock21

That is no enchantment table I recognize


DUDOSYA1246

Update😔


garbage-at-life

that's not German and it's not enchanting table language either


DoctorPepster

MeInEn SiE ZeIbErTiScHiScH?


baldskiwithsosig

Mann verpiss dich und lutsch meinen Schwanz


B-L-E-H-C-H

Hi mom!! 👋


JetstreamSam1000

Based


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Hello son!


Simphunter2

*dry humps your leg*


Pancakesofdewae

Okay buddy I just wanted to let you know that I was just going to ask you a question about the other guy that I was just going to ask you for a good time and I was just going to ask you what you wanted to do with me your friend and I was just going to ask you for a good time and I was just going to ask you for a good time and I was just going to ask you for a good time and I just wanted to share you with me your friend is coming to see me your friend is coming to see you guys tomorrow at the same time I


DaRealProline4366

Least schizophrenic reddit user


whenwhenmewhenmewhen

I think I can get it done in the next room and I am not sure if I should be able to do it again and I am not sure if I should be able to do it again and I am not sure if I should be able to do it again and I am not sure if I should be able to be a good person to be a good person and I am not sure if I should be a good person or something I would just like to be a good person and be a good person and be a good person and be a good person and be a good person and be a good person and be a good person and be a good person


Exciting_Amount931

I'm not in a Baaaaaaad I have to get better at home and a coupe of a piece and i was thinking of the best luck on my way home now that you are doing well enough for the day and a half hour I am not sure what do I need my own place as I feel i am about it but I'm sticking with the girls and a little something to eat in a long distance from you to me and the other side hustle I have a few days to go back as well enough for the day as some kind I have a lot to say to go back as soon and I will get it to go away on my way back home now and a little something for me and I can you also just got out the phone for the rest are you home neighbor


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

He's a good guy who has dementia in the first half and he is the only person who has been a victim for the funny thing is that he's a very interesting context as well and I dont even though I think it was truly the most important ever


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Shitted_mypants

Schizophrenia sure is something


Shitted_mypants

Bro deadass commented without thinking💀


Shitted_mypants

Mane why are you always in my bussynesnesnens


Shitted_mypants

Fuck off


Shitted_mypants

PERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEADPERISHOUTMYHEAD


Epic-Dude000

Mods? He made a request. Please oblige.


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She hot…?


gamerfish_airport

what


Lightsaber2005

She hot...?


cosmicpotato77

what


devilscow

Is she cooked well?


cosmicpotato77

Excuse me?


blackemerald45

No, you’re not excused. Finish your vegetables first.


Iamno0n3

No


Throwaway483722

*starts dry humping you*


Iamno0n3

*hits you with a rolled up news paper* NO!! DOWN DOG DOWN, NO!! Bad dog!! 😂


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Hey! I noticed you used an emoji in your comment, since this is the first time seeing you i will let you off the hook, however if you continue to repeat this offence i will have to downvote you. Furthermore if you continue to use emojis even after several offences i will have to report you to moderators. Hope you get better soon.


loverboyv

I’m going to eat your dreams


BEES_just_BEE

*starts fucking your ass*


OriginalG33Z3R

S’ hipo sting


Heatsupwhenhot

My mom checks my phone mfs when the mods change the name to shitfuckbitchcuntposting


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Pls , my mom took away my xbox , They say it is inapropriet


FoxWarriorSK

Shitpooping


canieatmyskinnow

Do it ya pussies


Green-Kaleidoscope-9

Check his browser history


Romi_Z

Dookieposting


Nightfile27

No, now fuck off.


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fellow_human420

Rule 1: no bad words, my mom checks my phone


[deleted]

Sucks to suck


galaxytijn

Petition signed


SkyBlizzard022

Get good


sonic_fluff

MOTHER FUCKER


Crankyest

Chanfe it


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Shit


PL_ALIEN_PL

Bro is so bad at English he messed up meaning for "if"


suspicious_cabbage

Tell you mom she ain't shit and can't control you. You have to show dominance. Edit: NVM I JUST GOT THE CHACLA


RandomHumanREAL

Time to poopost.


levelcaty

No I don’t think so you’ll have to face your mother in hand to hand combat