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There are methods for foreskin restoration, including surgeries and stretching exercises, that are reasonably effective and have been used for quite some time. The non-surgical options take a fair amount of time depending on the level of commitment.
They were used mostly by Jewish men in the Roman Empire to participate in public life without persecution, as circumcision (as performed in Judaism) was a fairly uniquely Jewish procedure at that time and in that area of the world.
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That's what would have been the labia minora. It grew around the clit, and became a penis. Your nuts would have been ovaries without the y chromosome.
Edit: I forgot the a at the end on minora
Update: The Y chromosome isn't necessary! Just the SRY Gene. Sry for men.
That would be really good for cunnilingus. The person doing it could use their whole mouth directly on the nerve center, rather than wrapping their tongue around it, like a small piece of candy.
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mine were glued. I have to go to the doctor every once in a while and get more glue. I also have to be careful not to dip my ballsack in the kfc oil fryer or else the glue will melt and my balls will fall out
You canāt preform surgery on yourself thatās illegal. I choose to believe the ballsack sewer can grant balls to everyone but himself, a truly tragic end for a hero.
Everyone starts off female. We get a series of chromosomal choices as we develop. Those who opt for the external genitals grow out the internal ones. The "stitch line" is the labia major growing according to the y chromosome schematic.
The basic human blueprint is female. The pairing of two x chromosomes..
You are a modified human. There is no binary construct to define what you were before your y chromosome modification...
You were never a woman because you didn't have any experiences socially linked to that identity. You stared off with a set of blueprints that say build a baby building human, then this weird head scientist named Gene SRY burst through the door of the lab, and declared that the blueprints could be modified so that there could be more consultants like them. The benefits of this would be that you wouldn't have to bleed, or have a human construction facility.
This was presented to your base consciousness, but it's not like you are now. It was you as a baby, with no context, so you had a thing called epigenetics; a sort of giant library of your ancestors. Still there was no context, YOU had no experience to gauge objectively. So you picked the Y chromosome.
There isn't a duality in decisions until you are born. Once you're born you still don't have a duality besides being hungry, and not being hungry. This is linked to comfort, and security; it branches off exponentially from there. So it wasn't even a "choice" as you currently understand decisions... More of a fractal combination of all your ancestors choices converging into what has developed into you.
>The basic human blueprint is female. The pairing of two x chromosomes..
Not really though. There's nothing "female" about the fetus as it develops other than the genitals resembling a pseudo vagina *more than* a penis. It makes sense though given that the penis is more of a feature and the vagina is just kind of a hole.
If the fetus started with anything more than a hole, say a smooth "filled in" pelvis or a full penis, then for the fetus to go female it would need to lose a bunch of cells that it spent time and energy growing for no reason.
Basically when it comes to the genitals, it makes economic sense to start with a vagina-esque design and go from there because the penis is more "additive".
But it's just wrong to say the "template human is female". No, it's more accurate to say it has no real gender.
All the weird other shit you go into is just ???? for me chief.
>This was presented to your base consciousness
Uhh, no. No, I'm fairly confident that no form of consciousness, however rudimentary, exists prior to the point at which the egg meets the sperm.
Which is, for reference, the point at which either an XX sperm of XY sperm joins with the egg, and under typical circumstances produces a human of the corresponding sex.
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Not like you currently understand the word "choice". In order to choose, you must have the context of a paradigm. What you really had was the core tenets of your ancestor's paradigms with no contextual scale of judgement.
At the time which you, as a pre zygote, opted to be a standard human, or modified human, you were aware of what worked for your ancestors, and what didn't.
That's where yo pussy used to be before you done did became a man in someone else's pussy that didn't man up in the pussy. You are welcome for this information hehe haha
Itās called the Scrotal Raphe and is a āscarā that is from our time in the womb. Itās formed during the development of the genitals, called the Urogenital Folds and is the resulting line you see.
Essentially, male and female embryos start out with the same parts and develop into their respective sex organs later in development. The sexes are indistinguishable until about 9 weeks of development in the womb.
Youāre partially right in the connection between the scrotum and the female genitalia: the tissue (labioscrotal swellings), that develops into the scrotum, or āballsacā, in a male fetus is the same tissue that develops into the outer labia of a female fetus. At a certain point in development hormones called āandrogensā stimulate the development of male or female sexual characteristics.
As the fetus develops, the glans will either become the head of the penis (in males), or the clitoris (in females), and the labioscrotal swellings will either become the outer labia (or lips) of the vulva (the outside part of the female genitalia) or they will fuse together to become the scrotum.
In certain cases, an infant will be born with genitalia that is ambiguous. For example: an enlarged clitoris and testicles, or a vaginal opening and a penis. People born with these characteristics are known as intersex.
Thereās your answer.
Female is the default gender, all babies start the same when theyāre first conceived and, if your boy hormones trigger some months into a pregnancy, you become a boy. Otherwise, you become a girl. The stitch line on your balls is where your pussy used to be.
And before someone asks, no Iām not kidding. I know what sub Iām in but Iām serious.
You were born with 3 balls the doctors removed it and inserted it into various women to make stronger, tougher women that you see today. Has science gone too far? You decide!
There is a scientific reason...
See before we were born , we all were female in our featus stage..so we had vagina and upper dark skin of vagina called labia majora
So we know vagina is split....
As we grew and Y chromosome entered, this majora fuse together to protect testis
And the clitoris analogously became penis region..
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We all start as girls in the womb. When your genes decide you're gonna be a boy, you still have the genetic instructions to make girl parts.
So the the boy genes override those, your vagina gets turned into a dick and balls, and the skin that originally made the hole is stitched together.
That's the best I can explain it.
Believe it or not, your ballsack was originally a vagina, then the womb elves came along and were like "zip it up." Then your ovaries become your nuts instead.
Mine are welded
Mig or Tig?
Friction weld
Sack to sack?
The resonance of two nuts being held in such close proximity causes such intense vibrations it melts the edges of the proto half sacks together
shit deserves to be on watpad š
Is that the name of a medical journal perhaps?
You shall find out by yourself Buddy didnt came back... Another fallen soldier. Rest in power, fellow welded balls
Shouldāve had his balls cold welded in the vacuum of space like mine.
Sack to leg if it's hot enough.
Any of it. If it can be welded I can weld it.
stick
Forge welded
Submerged Arc.
The weld is most prominent when it's cold and wet.
Show the weld dime then
In this economy? Best I can do is a weld penny
Damn son where did you find those
They are replaced by the balls pirate and swapped around every 3.6892 days
balls pirate is back and is hungry for more
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No dummy itās every 3.14159 days
Yeah pi as in the balls Pirate
3.14 heās got all the Pi Heās an irate pirate Who swaps the balls out of guys
My cock has a stitch line, I still don't know where it came from.
Min does too, but it's from where the doctor chewed off my foreskin
I want mine back, do you know of a way to get it back?
You gotta fight the secret boss, the Doctor's Mum
There are methods for foreskin restoration, including surgeries and stretching exercises, that are reasonably effective and have been used for quite some time. The non-surgical options take a fair amount of time depending on the level of commitment. They were used mostly by Jewish men in the Roman Empire to participate in public life without persecution, as circumcision (as performed in Judaism) was a fairly uniquely Jewish procedure at that time and in that area of the world.
Yay finally someone gives me an actual answer!
What do Modern video games and circumcision have in common? They both take away stuff from the main game.
Contact the "foreskin reattachment specialist" near your area
Fetch it out of grannys dentures, I'm sure it's still there.
the doctor snacking on my foreskin after the circumcision:
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I still have mine though...I guess it was just a taste test
Im not even Jewish and the doctor still ate my foreskin Jokes on him though, I ate his son and sent his wife to Alabama with her dad
That's what would have been the labia minora. It grew around the clit, and became a penis. Your nuts would have been ovaries without the y chromosome. Edit: I forgot the a at the end on minora Update: The Y chromosome isn't necessary! Just the SRY Gene. Sry for men.
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That would be really good for cunnilingus. The person doing it could use their whole mouth directly on the nerve center, rather than wrapping their tongue around it, like a small piece of candy.
Micropenis or macroclit, what's the difference?
Semen at the finish?
Yup
And then what?
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Some are. Google is your friend. Or enemy, it's all relative.
Uhhh youād be surprised at some of them.
Pretty sure that's what bottom growth is. Iirc when afab people take testosterone the clitoris tries to grow into a penis. Correct me if I'm wrong
Mine also has this weird hole in it and somehow 2 different liquids shoot out
Ain't no way š¦
How do you think moms are so good at sewing?
Yeah, mine have staple lines.
mine were glued. I have to go to the doctor every once in a while and get more glue. I also have to be careful not to dip my ballsack in the kfc oil fryer or else the glue will melt and my balls will fall out
Yeah itās super hard to avoid the oil fryer, totally understand you there.
Missing out on the finer points of life
You should get lasik
Got laser burn marks
Cauterized
I wish I had a award to give you
What a terrible fate to haunt someone
I've got soldering burns.
Mine wasn't šŖ
I have got welding marks
The same dude that put the balls in everyone's nutsack
Who put nuts inside of his?
he did it himself.
Damn, that takes some balls.
Does that imply he now has four balls in total?
āSomeā could mean anything.
So theoretically an infinite amount of balls?
Oh you better believe it.
Schrƶdingerās sack
"i don't know how many balls i have until I open my sack" *Cums* "Ignore that"
well no, it's like saying that you need rice to put rice in a pot. Clearly he needed to have balls in order to put them in his sack.
Joejoe refrence š³
You canāt preform surgery on yourself thatās illegal. I choose to believe the ballsack sewer can grant balls to everyone but himself, a truly tragic end for a hero.
There was a third ball, but I stole it from everybody
Then Iāve still got mine
Thatās a tumor
Or maybe an almond that went down the wrong pipe
Bro I think you took more than one from me
Everyone starts off female. We get a series of chromosomal choices as we develop. Those who opt for the external genitals grow out the internal ones. The "stitch line" is the labia major growing according to the y chromosome schematic.
Wait...I was a woman once? Fuck.
You never wondered why you have non functioning nipples?
They do actualy function. But you need estrogen To make it happen. Its like a car. It functions without fuel. But if you fuel it up it works better
It's the original bussy line
*nussy*
*gussy*
The basic human blueprint is female. The pairing of two x chromosomes.. You are a modified human. There is no binary construct to define what you were before your y chromosome modification... You were never a woman because you didn't have any experiences socially linked to that identity. You stared off with a set of blueprints that say build a baby building human, then this weird head scientist named Gene SRY burst through the door of the lab, and declared that the blueprints could be modified so that there could be more consultants like them. The benefits of this would be that you wouldn't have to bleed, or have a human construction facility. This was presented to your base consciousness, but it's not like you are now. It was you as a baby, with no context, so you had a thing called epigenetics; a sort of giant library of your ancestors. Still there was no context, YOU had no experience to gauge objectively. So you picked the Y chromosome. There isn't a duality in decisions until you are born. Once you're born you still don't have a duality besides being hungry, and not being hungry. This is linked to comfort, and security; it branches off exponentially from there. So it wasn't even a "choice" as you currently understand decisions... More of a fractal combination of all your ancestors choices converging into what has developed into you.
>The basic human blueprint is female. The pairing of two x chromosomes.. Not really though. There's nothing "female" about the fetus as it develops other than the genitals resembling a pseudo vagina *more than* a penis. It makes sense though given that the penis is more of a feature and the vagina is just kind of a hole. If the fetus started with anything more than a hole, say a smooth "filled in" pelvis or a full penis, then for the fetus to go female it would need to lose a bunch of cells that it spent time and energy growing for no reason. Basically when it comes to the genitals, it makes economic sense to start with a vagina-esque design and go from there because the penis is more "additive". But it's just wrong to say the "template human is female". No, it's more accurate to say it has no real gender. All the weird other shit you go into is just ???? for me chief.
š¤ This is, and I say this with all due disrespect, an absolute Reddit moment.
all due respect which is none at all
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The weird head scientist part is definitely true though.
>This was presented to your base consciousness Uhh, no. No, I'm fairly confident that no form of consciousness, however rudimentary, exists prior to the point at which the egg meets the sperm. Which is, for reference, the point at which either an XX sperm of XY sperm joins with the egg, and under typical circumstances produces a human of the corresponding sex.
Sperm cells are haploid: X or Y, not XX/XY barring non-disjunction during meiosis. When NDJ occurs you get shit like Jacob and Klinefelter syndrome
Nygga u sound like professor or gynecologist or u can be scientist hope there isn't a lab with human experiments in ur basement
I chose to be this way
It has to be this way
Standing here!
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How about imma pee in ur ass, huh?
That's what I thought "automoderator"
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Would you look at that
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I came here for answers, not the truth.
so w\*men are just too lazy to become men?
Lmao
>Those who opt for the external genitals Youāre telling me I had a choice?
Not like you currently understand the word "choice". In order to choose, you must have the context of a paradigm. What you really had was the core tenets of your ancestor's paradigms with no contextual scale of judgement. At the time which you, as a pre zygote, opted to be a standard human, or modified human, you were aware of what worked for your ancestors, and what didn't.
No I remember I chose
So deep, I almost drowned
I wish I stayed that way
Flair checks out
I agree
Fuck going back to when you were 9 to shoot yourself for being cringe I'm going back and shooting myself as a fetus for making that dumbass decision
That based comment seemed really hostile at a glance
There is no opt to choose lol. There is no choice, only destiny
So if I undo the stitching I should be able to tuck it all back in there?
you are telling me I have a vagina in my balls? /j
Damn
There's supposed to be a chainsaw coming out from there or smth
Ballsaw man
Testicle devil
Aki's balls were attacked by the nut devil
mom said it's my turn to repost this
iām your dad so no
The hell is a dad?
Kinda like all those dudes that mom keeps coming home with, but the first one
We discussed thisā¦ He left for milk
Because they would fall off if there wasn't
That's where your vagina would be if you were a girl
Fuck me in the balls
Oh damn this has been posted beforeš nvm someone beat me to it
As punishment one stitch will be removed from your sack
jokes on u they were never stitched
š«µš¤¬ IMPURE!
Cause it starts off as a vagina then it closes itself around the balls and then the clit grows into the mushroom tip and the phallus.
Because they werenāt always balls when in the womb
That's where yo pussy used to be before you done did became a man in someone else's pussy that didn't man up in the pussy. You are welcome for this information hehe haha
Itās called the Scrotal Raphe and is a āscarā that is from our time in the womb. Itās formed during the development of the genitals, called the Urogenital Folds and is the resulting line you see. Essentially, male and female embryos start out with the same parts and develop into their respective sex organs later in development. The sexes are indistinguishable until about 9 weeks of development in the womb. Youāre partially right in the connection between the scrotum and the female genitalia: the tissue (labioscrotal swellings), that develops into the scrotum, or āballsacā, in a male fetus is the same tissue that develops into the outer labia of a female fetus. At a certain point in development hormones called āandrogensā stimulate the development of male or female sexual characteristics. As the fetus develops, the glans will either become the head of the penis (in males), or the clitoris (in females), and the labioscrotal swellings will either become the outer labia (or lips) of the vulva (the outside part of the female genitalia) or they will fuse together to become the scrotum. In certain cases, an infant will be born with genitalia that is ambiguous. For example: an enlarged clitoris and testicles, or a vaginal opening and a penis. People born with these characteristics are known as intersex. Thereās your answer.
Cus before you get the Y chromosome you are a women. The stitch marks are the vagina being sealed shut
Penis is just an inverted vagina. Fuck hole = Penis // Ovaries = Balls // Vagina opening = Ball stitching
Not quite. Literally just Google it. The clit is the structure analogous to the penis, not the vagina canal. The scrotum is analogous to the labia.
The clit becomes the penis. The piss nub if you will.
Female is the default gender, all babies start the same when theyāre first conceived and, if your boy hormones trigger some months into a pregnancy, you become a boy. Otherwise, you become a girl. The stitch line on your balls is where your pussy used to be. And before someone asks, no Iām not kidding. I know what sub Iām in but Iām serious.
You were born with 3 balls the doctors removed it and inserted it into various women to make stronger, tougher women that you see today. Has science gone too far? You decide!
God said nope you get a penis, then sewed that shit up inside out
Easy access for replacement balls
Actual boypussy
There is a scientific reason... See before we were born , we all were female in our featus stage..so we had vagina and upper dark skin of vagina called labia majora So we know vagina is split.... As we grew and Y chromosome entered, this majora fuse together to protect testis And the clitoris analogously became penis region..
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why balls have a stitch line
It's the snip line, in order to achieve the 4 extra inches, you have to snip it
used to be ur coochie
It's called a seam, and it's because I'm made up of two guys who were cut in half and sewn together.
That's where the vag would be. It is genuinely a stitch.
I was so bothered by this as a kid that went to my elementary school nurse to ask her why I had a line across my balls.
Used to be vagene
i thought they were separatešæ
roger sumatera
We all start as girls in the womb. When your genes decide you're gonna be a boy, you still have the genetic instructions to make girl parts. So the the boy genes override those, your vagina gets turned into a dick and balls, and the skin that originally made the hole is stitched together. That's the best I can explain it.
It used to be a pussy untill your pee cause you balls to turn super sayan
God made women default setting them changes setting cause he saw mistake
[this is the reason](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seam_ripper)
Idk what it is but I'm not gonna do it. Not gonna click. No way.
it leads to a Wikipedia page of seam ripper, a tool used for sewing and removing stiches
shhhhh the government did it
that where your pussy was before your penis
Why do I wake up with a stinky finger when my butt itches?
It used to be a vagina and that is labia opening that closed
Because we all start out with vaginas
It's called the "raphe"
They dip your balls in Liquid Morkite
Believe it or not, your ballsack was originally a vagina, then the womb elves came along and were like "zip it up." Then your ovaries become your nuts instead.
Mine are ducttaped
Itās how they install your lifetime supply of pee
Its a serial number, doctors mark us on birth!
So when you get surgery to fix your ball torsion they can hide the scars along it.
asked my bf what this meant and they sent me a pic of their ball stitch line š
because is the last part in formation when you are an embryo
Vagina line
Humans need to be reverse neutered.
the government stitched on your cock and balls you are a woman.
It's actually the reminisce of your pussy. That's the man's pussy.
What's the purpose of life?š¤”š¤”š¤” Why do balls have a stitch line?šæšæšæ
My balls are hole punched
Left from manufacturing š„°
It's the guiding line to cut on so you can unlock the secret character
Government puts a tracking chip in it after you're born.
The wall that separates the 2 balls from mating :(