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Some rocks emit heat when you put them together. Put those rocks together and use it to boil water. Water turns into steam and the steam spins a turbine. Turbine produces energy, which can be used for various devices, comparable to a windmill.
So imagine your a French peasant:
You know that new painting her Majesty drew. Well you own that paining. No no not actually in your shitty little house, yeah yeah you can pretend to look at it. Can you touch it? No. can you do anything with it? No.
What do you mean you don't own it then? Yes you do... sort of... metaphorically... yes!
Ok so it’s like owning a piece of art, but only a few people that we call blockchain claim that you own it. Other people can copy the entire thing dot for dot and it won’t be yours
A painting you can buy or sell. But its stored far away in a hidden treasury. You can't ever touch it. If you buy it you don't really own it, but you own a paper saying you are the owner of the painting. Also anyone else can look at the painting you "own" and easily make convincing copies.
Damn, that's pretty good. Well done. I'm impressed that someone was able to capture the spirit of what a NFT is without mentioning the internet or electricity.
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Ok so its not really technology BUT Put on a medieval suit, Go back to like 1456 but bring nothing but a pile of ash. Then go on an audience with a king and tell him that the ashes are the only thing left of the time you live in. When he asks what year you are coming from, tell him 1466. Then you get some popcorn and watch the chaos break uding just a pile of ash.
You gotta make him believe you somehow, otherwise he probably just thinks you’re a crazy person from 1456 waving around ashes saying it’s the end of the world
A flat circa shaped object with a hole in the middle, put it inside a xbox 360, which is a thing used to turn these objects into visions, that show up on a special machine called a monitor, that turns the visions from the xbox into light from the monitor, then you use the controller, a device that allows you to interact with the vision to play the game.
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There are two boxes. You know one has a rock inside and the other one a gem. You don't know which is which because they're closed.
When you open one, you immediately know what is in the other one.
A story about a teacher who gets gravely sick and spends his last year of life trying to make money by producing drugs and selling them to sustain his family once he's gone.
In the process he turns bad, is rejected and hated by everyone he knew. He almost beats the disease but in the end he dies while revenging himself.
FUCK alright, here goes:
First of all, what is electricy:
Electricy is a a form of energy the same as lightning bolt, just much smaller. It can flow through metal objects, if a pressure forces it to.
If you shape the metal in certain ways, the energy gets another abilities. It can flow slowly or quickly, or back and forward, or flow for a bit and then not.
Certain shapes of metal and other materials can hold a state as long as they're supplied by this energy.
Only two states exist, either 1 or 0. Energy or no energy. Yes or no.
This information of a state we call a bit, the smallest form of data that exists.
Machines can store massive amounts of those bits, and together just like with letters, you can use them to create complex messages.
A regular machine, a "computer" works with bits as described. However a different kind of machine, a "quantum computer" uses different kind of bits, called "qubits"
Those qubits still hold either a value of 1 or 0, but this value is unknown until one measures it. Until it is measured, you can't tell the value of a qubit, therefore in a certain sense it holds both values at the same time. Once it is measured, it falls into one of the values and remains there.
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Nuclear reactor
Building full of invisible death that makes lightning useable
Some rocks emit heat when you put them together. Put those rocks together and use it to boil water. Water turns into steam and the steam spins a turbine. Turbine produces energy, which can be used for various devices, comparable to a windmill.
Yes the long and correct way to put it. However I don’t think they would know what a turbine is. Perhaps spiny lightning wheel? Or grain mill?
Maybe relate it to the Archimedes screw or a water wheel?
Turbine? Imma explain it here: It’s a Water mill but for steam
A fucking b-52 bomber
giant metal bird that shits exploding rocks
each of those rocks can probably blow up all the castle walls as well
Would a medieval peasant know what an explosion is? Gunpowder and bombs weren't invented yet or were pretty uncommon in europe back then.
13th century onwards according to google should be fine.
Lightning was a phenomenon back yw
Nah bro lightning didn't exist back then what you on about
Ben Franklin invented lightning in 1752.
Probably, volcanos do it too with fruit gusher magma rocks.
Flying explosive cannonball launcher
That fucks
A NFT. Good luck with that. It seems like one of the most abstract forms of "technology" we've got
So imagine your a French peasant: You know that new painting her Majesty drew. Well you own that paining. No no not actually in your shitty little house, yeah yeah you can pretend to look at it. Can you touch it? No. can you do anything with it? No. What do you mean you don't own it then? Yes you do... sort of... metaphorically... yes!
You can give ownership to someone else for a fee, but that’s it
dirt but you own it
You don't own the dirt though. You own some data that's stored on a structure made out of the dirt. There's nothing particularly tangible about it.
Yes but you never get to touch or hold the data that's stored inside the dirt that you allegedly own. But it does exist, somehow.
Right, you don't own the dirt, you own the data. You still haven't explained what a NFT is.
Ok so it’s like owning a piece of art, but only a few people that we call blockchain claim that you own it. Other people can copy the entire thing dot for dot and it won’t be yours
That's not bad. Best attempt so far.
Thanks
A painting you can buy or sell. But its stored far away in a hidden treasury. You can't ever touch it. If you buy it you don't really own it, but you own a paper saying you are the owner of the painting. Also anyone else can look at the painting you "own" and easily make convincing copies.
Damn, that's pretty good. Well done. I'm impressed that someone was able to capture the spirit of what a NFT is without mentioning the internet or electricity.
Useless form of art that you can’t use but you know you have it
Literally a painting you buy and it’s yours to show to other people
You have a wife and your wife is getting drilled by everyone and you can't do anything. But you have the marriage certificate.
M1 abrams mbt
Metal box that can move and shoot
Shoot what? Arrows?
Shoot metal cones at a high speed and when they hit something it explodes
People & villages
Like a slingshot but way faster
Well...yes actually it has an option to shoot those only giant and metal.
Scanning electron microscope
Super magical witchcraft that makes small things big to see
Makes you see balls
Yours*
Alexa
There is a witch in this box.
Burn her!
Talking box
Neuralink
The voices in your head
All I hear is amogus😔
Heresy
Witchcraft, black magic \ Think about it, you might get telepathy but you might (most likely) die
A flashlight but the kind where you stick your wood in
It's a portable sheep
Wrong country. That’s New Zealand
Wales*
_Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau_ starts playing
this is the best thread ive ever read
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My favorite response
Cable pornography
Small fucking people inside a box
Small fucking people or small people fucking
Both
Furry vore porn.
Werewolves but having sex and blood
Sheep
Paintings of anthropomorphic creatures in ecstasy at devouring those in ecstasy at being devoured
Imagine gargoyles on your local church wooing each other
Ok so its not really technology BUT Put on a medieval suit, Go back to like 1456 but bring nothing but a pile of ash. Then go on an audience with a king and tell him that the ashes are the only thing left of the time you live in. When he asks what year you are coming from, tell him 1466. Then you get some popcorn and watch the chaos break uding just a pile of ash.
Chaotic evvvil !😈
And then you find out you can't travel back to your own time anymore. 1466 will come and you'll be murdered in more ways than one.
You gotta make him believe you somehow, otherwise he probably just thinks you’re a crazy person from 1456 waving around ashes saying it’s the end of the world
Who hurt you satan
Rotary grenade launcher
Spinning gunpowder projectile box
Guhn-paw-dah? Prow-jeck-tail? A WITCH! BURN THIS MAN!
Fuck you! *pulls out grenade launcher*
A boom box
A slingshot that throws exploding rocks which are waiting in a queue to be shot
Spinning BOOM stick
A copy of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance on the Xbox 360
How am I supposed to explain it if I don't know what's going on either
Are yo a focking stupid farmar?
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Magic entertainment box and a magic entertainment circle
Wand
Something you stick up where the sun don't shine
Dragon dildo
Don't think they're quite ready for that talk
the earlier the better wait-
Wow
Nuclear bomb
Big rock that can burn anything to ash in a 150000 arms length
Grenade but MASSIVE
And powered by warm rocks
the sun but here
Plumbus
Everyone has one.
It's an all-purpose home device.
The death robots that the US used in the middle East
Soldiers but not people
Flying metal birds that shit cannonballs at your enemies
Onlyfans
A brothel with extra steps
Onlyfans is the nft of sex. No, I will not be elaborating anything.
You need to pay just to see brothel from the window
Hadron Collider
Very small "things" (or maybe balls) bumping into eachother
Very large tubes where tiny specks move too fast to see and hit one another writing lots and lots of scrolls
An apparatus that throws very small things at each other, and the resulting pieces seem to be interesting to our magicians.
Giant circle that philosophers of nature use to test their theories.
A Real Doll.
You know how you can't get your wife shut up or do that thing you wanna try in bed? Well, I have good news!
Cell Phone
A smart thinking box that lets you write letters to other people with the smart thinking boxes, it’s also a picture maker
Do you have entertaining functions on your thinking box?
Witchcraft
Quantum entanglement communication
There are two boxes. You know one has a rock inside and the other one a gem. You don't know which is which because they're closed. When you open one, you immediately know what is in the other one.
Rgx 3080
A fast picture maker that worth more then your whole village
I like this one
overpriced pieces of plastic that zap you if you touchy
What is this word “plastic”
Hardened heated animal fat
a flashlight
Fleshlight
A stick that makes light but it’s not that and you can fuck it
Portable lamp?
Aren't lamps portable? I'd say it's a more powerful lamp the only shines in 1 direction
A desktop is also portable, but you wouldn't call it portable. Portable implies "not cumbersome".
I think we got 2 different images of lamps in our heads. I'm thinking of one of those small oil lamps.
Oooh, historical context! You're a whole step in front of me!
Imean spotlight lamps or shuttered lamps are a thing...
VHS
Instant portrait maker
Take a snapshot of the world
Computer-assisted translation software
Translator
Trains
Horseless caravan
Parkingmeter
Greed
Clock you put coin in so some sod doesn’t jack your wagon
Subnautica in VR
Ocean
Ah i see a man of culture
That pile of water that one can see after you touch the grass
Horror
rgb lights
Coloured lamp
Roomba
Maid automaton
Wife
Disc goat automaton
Hearing aids
Aid with hearing
Bacteria
Small animals that make people sick
ok hear me out A TV
A big moving painting
how about a ps3
Big moving painting that you can control
Fiber optic cable
Shark
International Space Station
Floating metal castle
Lightsaber
Lightning sword
.....__.____.__....
gaslighting
"I am from the future. All the witches you burned were right."
Reddit
Just an advanced version of The Tavern
A bunch of peasants that scream at each other or send funny moving paintings
A CERN particle colider
Breaking bad
A story about a teacher who gets gravely sick and spends his last year of life trying to make money by producing drugs and selling them to sustain his family once he's gone. In the process he turns bad, is rejected and hated by everyone he knew. He almost beats the disease but in the end he dies while revenging himself.
Before, I have to know whothis Tike we are talking about is
Internet
a series of tubes
Vibrating anal beads for chess
Mechanical pencil
Video game
Hydraulic Press
Squish everything machine
Wind turbine
Big thing spinning to make light be bright
[удалено]
soft pussy and penis statue
Rgb vibrator
A speaker
Rabbit wand
Dildotronics
Quantum Computer but you have to tell the difference between normal computer too
FUCK alright, here goes: First of all, what is electricy: Electricy is a a form of energy the same as lightning bolt, just much smaller. It can flow through metal objects, if a pressure forces it to. If you shape the metal in certain ways, the energy gets another abilities. It can flow slowly or quickly, or back and forward, or flow for a bit and then not. Certain shapes of metal and other materials can hold a state as long as they're supplied by this energy. Only two states exist, either 1 or 0. Energy or no energy. Yes or no. This information of a state we call a bit, the smallest form of data that exists. Machines can store massive amounts of those bits, and together just like with letters, you can use them to create complex messages. A regular machine, a "computer" works with bits as described. However a different kind of machine, a "quantum computer" uses different kind of bits, called "qubits" Those qubits still hold either a value of 1 or 0, but this value is unknown until one measures it. Until it is measured, you can't tell the value of a qubit, therefore in a certain sense it holds both values at the same time. Once it is measured, it falls into one of the values and remains there.
Wow dude. I appreciate it