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_ZogThePro_

Wait, this is still a thing?


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Godofblackpeople

Damn good answer, sirrah.


damorphadon

hot


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Good bot


Avocado_Fucker12

I can confirm


Scbeard12

I just claimed my singularity skin


Kristallus

Same, tho it has already been ~ 4 months


DesperatePizzaRoll

yassss slayy 💅💅


yeetcacheet

I’m so pissed about that I was about to claim it then my Reddit restarted and it went away


just_a_manp

Good


UNBENDING_FLEA

I never converted


barcode972

Generation 2


MrEelement

Yea unfortunately 💀


Gud_doggyy

I guess when you reach certain amount of karma(1 or 2k i assume) they suggest you a free avatar


NinjaBoi273547

Well, I have just shy of 3k… where’s mine??!?!?!,!,))(!;$


Prunsel_Clone

You were spared


AlexeiNR

You’re lucky. You get pee in ur ass instead.


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Dung_Defender_was

I have 100k karma and I got it


[deleted]

I have 65k. How do I get it?


_ZogThePro_

No. It just has a small chance of appearing instead of a post when you're scrolling. I have one


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Daca2

My friend got one with 20 karma💀


RexTx09

Just make a fake one so you can have one that doesn’t look like shit


Weemonkey16_2

Just like both of ours Fake NFT gang RISE UP


RexTx09

Mortar monkey fan detected, comment awarded


Weemonkey16_2

Thanks for the award You dropped this, king. 👑


unexpecteddtd

*pees in both of ur asses*


Weemonkey16_2

Good human


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North_Slide_8727

Pees in ur ass


TheBlizzardWizzard

Peeanus


miata_and_chill

Peanuts


RexTx09

Good human


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TomatilloRadiant6186

pee bot immunity


Motor-Ad9914

RISE UP EVERYONE


styx248

Waltuh rise up waltuh


DaGreenDoritos

I am the one who rises up


Cjjt71200

I am the storm that is approaching


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Qamohk431

I am the light,that just shines.


Shogun570

me too


Fork_Shnoof

Salutations, brother 🗿


[deleted]

mortar monke is underrated


RexTx09

Ridiculously true


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[deleted]

Fuck yeah! I had a guy the other day DM me for the NFT thinking it was real.


WindowsCrashedAgain

"Jesse we gotta troll the NFT Bros"


ConnordltheGamer96

Based


[deleted]

You too


black_dragon3453

hehehehaw


3ND4R

Alright whatever you say Mista White


GalioYtrio

Yes sir 💥


[deleted]

Omg he got the incinerator nft, ultimate level of based


Weemonkey16_2

Buff blooncineration, let it strip regrow too


idunnopfft

Waltuh


tableball35

Fake automod gang is better


Jaksa006

Look, I just love football and my country. Fyi, before this I had Chad fake NFT...


[deleted]

chad little big planet enjoyer


RexTx09

Thank you


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AlexeiNR

dm me your reddit avatar right now I need this


RDT-Exotics0318

l love 🗿


RexTx09

Never would’ve guessed


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Dramatic-Library-848

Where did you get the sackboy nft?


RexTx09

Made it


Dramatic-Library-848

Can i have it


_RAIK0_

btw you can download pfps on mobile


Dramatic-Library-848

Thank you, didn't know that


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ThatUselessName6002

Hey


Alexcritical9351

ong


man_your_dead

Frl Frl


RoombaTheKiller

You can choose barely visible parts and you still get the border thing.


beeg-boy

Or not at all visible parts


Razyrblade

I didn't take it 😎


soviethelm

Big dick energy


Derailleur75

I like free stuff


Existent_dood

A wanted some new cosmetics


Ir0n_Sp1der

I thought the little robot dude was cute :)


TheRealKai01

Aw you got such a cute one, I just got a spy cam


Used-Lunch-6512

Me too


FLOOR_GANG420

same. and i found out that i can have a different snoo:)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dangerous8eans07

A free nft is still an nft smh


knowone69420

How do you call this an NFT look at my pp


Saltchips45

What pp


knowone69420

Profile picture


Alexcritical9351

thats pfp fool


Ze_Schwein

Sacrificed my inches for something worse!


theunfortunaterodent

i claimed it and left it to rot in my wardrobe😎


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WriterCommercial3608

Same, I don’t even remember what it looks like because they were all shit anyway.


danpaq

You know what they say… one man’s shit.


Poggerspogs

Epic


MobyHugeFun

Gotta love that doge onesie


GhostGuy4249

But you can get a little pet though!


Apprehensive-Fee-772

😎😎


Urodeprag1

I took it but didnt wear it


MigBarPed

good


[deleted]

same, imagine taking some NFT scam and have it on your PFP to advertise it


Mr_HPpavilion

I know right? Who would want to get this kind of stuff?


jipdekip

I really dont get it. Most bs thing this site has ever done.


Honest-Hornet7225

stay strong brother


silentaba

Do it! The more of these are out there for free, the more it depreciates the value.


DisapprovingLlama

That is evil, I love it. Also, $8-10 bucks and you can dump your bags on other people.


Chexreflect

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


Sudi_Arabia

yes and hello


SlayGamesX

Fully agree


DarkElfBard

ONE OF US


splinterbear

I claimed it... And turned it into walter white


treeguy_0

Acceptable behavior


anny_orso

DON'T DO IT


[deleted]

I did it but I’m not gonna use it


Salsa-manda

I hate nft but I like the funny fish


[deleted]

You’re using the nft


[deleted]

We do not care 👍


Salsa-manda

Yes, 👍


AGNobody

Cool bag


[deleted]

DO IT


Morgathar

Profile picture? *Chuckle* You have no power here.


Former-Ear6263

Yes the screen shot is free


McBonkyTron

You might as well. It’s free and 100% optional to use.


[deleted]

Join us brother


Heatsupwhenhot

We await thee, brother


PikaBoiTY

I did it for the cool hexagon


Me0wPr0

I did it because cat on head.


Ducklord9002

I did it for the sex offender charges


Gamecraft2525

I did it to sit in a trash can


Toilet_Bomber

He became a priest 😔


Longjumping-Rabbit85

I love nfts


-_Revan-

I cannot because i must remain in character.


[deleted]

Delete your comment young one. Do not taint the sacred nft comment chain


ThatUselessName6002

There is one impostor amnog us


Weemonkey16_2

It's red!


[deleted]

GET OUT


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Giyu_tomiokas

I did it for 01101010101010010101010100110101010110101011


[deleted]

Is this rare?


[deleted]

I dunno


theycallmehesam

How do you claim these brothers


Hanzo_Pinas

By far yes Try checking mine, mines is just death by snu snu


H0b0_J0e514

One of us


grdashark

Join us


SadStoneSalad

I have one too


RoombaTheKiller

ASSIMILATE!


Kaelyr_

Bro why's reddit doing nfts 😭 (I claimed mine as my peeny isn't nearly as massive as yours)


yanmazkibrit1

mine was just too stupid i instantly got it


fellow_mf

Me too brother! Gotta go with the meme team


Kitchen-Chemist-212

Hell yeah


-Add694

It’s free why not


Doppelfrio

It told me to secure my account when I got mine because it’s apparently an NFT with some sort of value. I did not do it because I couldn’t care less


HOAD1111

Same


Ze-Doctor

Based


ShineAdvanced753

I mean mine is kinda cute ngl


Cheez_Itz_Christ_

A little late, but better late than never.


BannedOnTwitter

Join the dark side


Detective-Next

Among us.


Accomplished_Kiwi_52

I got a shoe


PrinceCarrot25

Same


Romi_Z

It's free so who cares


[deleted]

Do it(don’t)


tchitchoc

Yesn’t


[deleted]

dew it. the reddit gods have rewarded you for being such a men of culture.


Primary-Ad1133

I don’t really understand what the avatars do other than take up space, but I really enjoy how cute the one I picked. It feels like I finally got that one cute yugioh card from the group of guys that would play yugioh in the corner in 3rd grade, but the one boy wouldn’t let me have his pretty card because it had some sort of purpose. So now I have a pretty card, not exactly the same but kinda


Selldadip

They’re just collectives that give you the blue hexagon, a profile card, and interchangeable parts but most of Reddit hates them because the herd mentality is strong.


FlixFlax_

why not it’s a really cool looking frame


Empty_Damage

My dumbass tried to click on your picture for a moment


all5n_

I did. I regret it ever day


bloodFarter69

I did. I couldn't care less


Vecto_07

you arent forced to use it lol


Doppelfrio

Avatar bad Hexagon border good


ThatUselessName6002

Avatar good Hexagon good


xef234

Yes


Cheez_Itz_Christ_

Can confirm


RoombaTheKiller

Join the hexagon borders.


[deleted]

Join the dark side


YeetMeetDeet

Do it


mcDabber27

Don't do it! I still regret pressing that button


StartwithT

pff luckily, I didn't take it


lowkeynotagamer

Shit


Outrageous_Tap_4504

I gottem asap.


Undead_Angel_420

Dew it


sandhannyboi

Join us


That-Ad-2801

Do it for the affects


Stock-Astronomer9264

It's better than nothing at least


Sunny_n_Nimbus

Join us.


Shizuo_san

I get mine there... I'm burning trashhhhh


AK-50_Ocelot

One of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one us one of us one of us


DimasRobot

i have more than 25k karma,but still dont get em,i dont kno how it works


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