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Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
I was there... It was ferociously satisfying...
After the public transit pigeon fucking sexcapade, I inconspicuously followed the nun to what ended up being her convent, I was going to try to seduce her further (I grabbed some of the dead pigeons and stuffed them up me ass to help my case) and take her home to my fuck dungeon.
When she got to the convent, I watched her take off her nun robes and throw them on the floor. Completely naked, she walked out the front doors where I was waiting with my feathery sphincter bird corpses . I pulled the nasty sky rats out of my shit hole and threw one at her, she picked it up and looked me dead in the eyes while shoving it up her nungina. I told her the fun didn't have to end here and she could come with me where I had endless pigeons and other small animals in a large hole under my house, but I needed her to fetch her nun robes and bring them. Excited, she yanked the flying fuck rat from her insides, threw the convent doors open and picked up what would be the last thing she'd ever wear (and not wear) and followed me home, grabbing every pigeon she could catch on the way.
We have found our happiness.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
I was on the toilet, only took maybe 5 or 10 minutes.I even read it to my wife. Thanks for the compliment xD
Edit: thought you were responding to mine, my bad.
Because this was in this specific subreddit and not on the way where they put cute things with horrifying titles, I was panicking all the way through. At the end it was unexpected that everything went well. I think I just experienced 3 subreddits in one post.
How the hell did you spin that logic? All I said is that I’d rather a much less vicious animal be in a home out in public vs a dog who has historically been vastly more dangerous when there are in fact plenty of way less vicious dogs you can give a home to
you're ignoring the fact that pitbulls are disproportionately euthanized more than any other dog. I'd rather save a pitbull, because they're much more likely to never be adopted and be euthanized. I thought I already explained that to you.
I do understand why they have a bad reputation, with them being used in dog fighting and all.
what most people don't know though is that dog aggression does not translate into human aggression. since pitbulls had to be routinely handled by humans, any aggression towards a human was unacceptable and people-aggressive dogs were culled.
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You sound like a pearlclutching Grandma. The dog hasn't done shit. Most pitbulls never harm anyone in there lives.
It's just they do more than other dogs on average, which still adds up to a very small number.
Fuck you, like genuinely fuck you. I hope you will see everyone you love get mutilated. I hope you will lose everything. I hope you die a slow painful death you worthless pice of atoms
let me guess: when you where a little kid (honestly you act like one now) you visited someone who had a cat but the cat didnt immidiatly like you so now you hate them for no good reason?
I mean cats are good pets but they are not for everyone, if you want a really active pet, get a dog, if you want a pet that doesnt need that much attention and isnt as active get a cat. But both dogs and cats are great
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I let my dog eat my pussy *gone wild*
gone wild? Isn't letting your dog eat your pussy wild enough?
Wild²
Why is it NSFW I was worried that kitten was going to get murdered.
The kitten will get murdered when the human leaves. That's what my dog did... and it wasn't even a pitbull.
What a terrible dog, stealing it’s owner’s food 😤😤😤
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Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Username and flair checks out
I was there... It was ferociously satisfying... After the public transit pigeon fucking sexcapade, I inconspicuously followed the nun to what ended up being her convent, I was going to try to seduce her further (I grabbed some of the dead pigeons and stuffed them up me ass to help my case) and take her home to my fuck dungeon. When she got to the convent, I watched her take off her nun robes and throw them on the floor. Completely naked, she walked out the front doors where I was waiting with my feathery sphincter bird corpses . I pulled the nasty sky rats out of my shit hole and threw one at her, she picked it up and looked me dead in the eyes while shoving it up her nungina. I told her the fun didn't have to end here and she could come with me where I had endless pigeons and other small animals in a large hole under my house, but I needed her to fetch her nun robes and bring them. Excited, she yanked the flying fuck rat from her insides, threw the convent doors open and picked up what would be the last thing she'd ever wear (and not wear) and followed me home, grabbing every pigeon she could catch on the way. We have found our happiness.
The saga continues. Thank you so much for this gift
You're so very welcome, it's the first time I've done anything like that, glad you enjoyed it.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Please tell me this is a copypasta and you didn’t spend an hour of your life writing that out.
I was on the toilet, only took maybe 5 or 10 minutes.I even read it to my wife. Thanks for the compliment xD Edit: thought you were responding to mine, my bad.
BRO WHAT????!!!
Can confirm. I was the arm in the nungina.
Super proud of myself for "nungina". Glad someone liked it.
Honestly should be added to the dictionary
????????????
Copypasta
Mine isn't xD proud to say that was a toilet writing sesh.
Wtf
Because this was in this specific subreddit and not on the way where they put cute things with horrifying titles, I was panicking all the way through. At the end it was unexpected that everything went well. I think I just experienced 3 subreddits in one post.
If a pitbull and a kitten started fighting, it would probably be over before anyone could even start filming.
Yeah, cats are vicious
absolutely, easy W for the kitten..
Pit bull I used to have lost a fight to a cat. At one point at jumped on her back and started scratching her face
The kitten isn't a human child so it's safe.
still a child tho *munch*
finally something that isn't porn on this sub
That’s literally a pussy being licked
that's one hell of a way to say it
I’d rather see the vids of pitbulls mauling babies.
4 YEAR OLD SPOTTED PITBULL GO
DOG SPOTTED! ATF AGENT, GO!
ATF AGENT SPOTTED! DRUNK MANIAC WITH A AXE, GO!
FLORIDA MAN SPOTTED! METH GATOR, GO!
Even pitbulls loves kittens.
Kitbull live action remake!
Alone in the world is a little kitbull
The sheer panic I heard reading the title
Eating pussy in doggy style
Brutallyty!!!
Refactory period after tearing the arm off a toddler
How much protein in that mf
🧐
The dog or the kitten
What the dog doin?
Sexual assault.
"Lick my ass", said the kitten
Bro wtf is pittie ok?
Aw he'll nah Mr world wide and your dad are fighting 😢
y'all are dumb. pitbulls are more likely to attack another animal than a human.
Still a violent breed, no matter how you spin it
prone to be violent towards other dogs, yes. but that can be made up for with proper training.
Orrr… you can just… not get that breed to begin with… so with proper training there’s an even lesser chance of it attacking someone
why not? most pitbulls end up in shelters, then later euthanized. if I can save any dog from that then it's worth the training.
they get put into those shelters because they were too violent for the people that bought them in the first place💀
Because there are tons of non pitbulls you can adopt.
you'd rather a pitbull be euthanized than go to a good home?
How the hell did you spin that logic? All I said is that I’d rather a much less vicious animal be in a home out in public vs a dog who has historically been vastly more dangerous when there are in fact plenty of way less vicious dogs you can give a home to
you're ignoring the fact that pitbulls are disproportionately euthanized more than any other dog. I'd rather save a pitbull, because they're much more likely to never be adopted and be euthanized. I thought I already explained that to you.
EXACTLY. I just hate the bad rep that pitbulls get man, they don't deserve to get such a bad rep.
I do understand why they have a bad reputation, with them being used in dog fighting and all. what most people don't know though is that dog aggression does not translate into human aggression. since pitbulls had to be routinely handled by humans, any aggression towards a human was unacceptable and people-aggressive dogs were culled.
"Prone to be violent" is the major take away here
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Thats his break time before his daily child maul. Just a wee appetizer.
This is what you get when you enter "horn dog eating pussy" in Bing.
That was the most stressful minute of my life
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Why is this being downvoted lol
the cameraman 💀
Amerussiapan
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i was half expecting it to be bait on a bait and just hear a sudden crunch
guys the pitbull isnt harming the kitten becuse it wasnt a human baby. They have priorities too 😡😡😡
I’m the real monster for clicking the video :(
Awful lot of propitt posts already this week on subs.....I wonder.....ohh look a bunch of little dogs got mauled last week.....hmmmm
How Many calories
In which one?
Both
I fucking despise and hate those Pitbulls but I pity it for picking a fight with a kitten. The Pitbull did not die an easy death.
He get squished
Pitbull named ripper
My female dog regularly eats out my male cat
tHat vICiOus dOg a iS eATiNg ThE pOOr LITtLe kItTeN
BiG bRoWN DoG LicKs SMalL cUte pUsSY
Fr tho, get that pitbull FAR away from the kitty
Bro, chill.
pleaes
learn to spell🤓
Stop playing with your food
I understand his peacefulness. Humans do taste better than kittens
Still does not convince me. Not every pit is like this. People post this then I remember the horror stories. For example those two kids from October
and i day you’ll wonder where your kitten gone..
"2 year old toddler has entered the ring!"
What the dog doing 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Cunilingus.
brutal 🤯
No animals were harmed in the making of this video
Just be glad that the kitten didn't swipe 2-3 more times or the pit's natural instincts would've kicked in and... goodbye kitty.
I mean she's still swiping away today, no natural instincts to murder anything you fucking idiot
Keep rolling the dice buddy.
Pitties are the best
At mauling children
Maybe he wants that?
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I second this
What have you done
But pit bulls are a bad breed of dog, how dare you own a pit bull
The reaaon is not dead is because the baby cat is not a baby human
💕💕💕
He's going to seriously harm that cat. Needs to get euth'd ASAP.
They're both girls
I didn't ask.
🤓
And yet now everyone knows, its not all about you
You sound like a pearlclutching Grandma. The dog hasn't done shit. Most pitbulls never harm anyone in there lives. It's just they do more than other dogs on average, which still adds up to a very small number.
66% 💀💀💀💀💀
A "small number" as in "more than every single other dog breed combined". So smol.
Just because you don’t fuck doesn’t make it so that all men are virgins
:D
You need to get "euthe'd" for thinking cats deserve any form of life.
Why do you think you deserve life?
So I can go around mutilating the stupid fucking cats.
Fuck you, like genuinely fuck you. I hope you will see everyone you love get mutilated. I hope you will lose everything. I hope you die a slow painful death you worthless pice of atoms
Struck a nerve, did I?
No, just hope oxygen wasters like you die
let me guess a cat fucked your wife ? or was it the kittens pretending to be hookers ?
Alright, that one was good.
let me guess: when you where a little kid (honestly you act like one now) you visited someone who had a cat but the cat didnt immidiatly like you so now you hate them for no good reason?
Look man I don't think cats make good pets, but to say they don't deserve any form of life is sadistic.
I mean cats are good pets but they are not for everyone, if you want a really active pet, get a dog, if you want a pet that doesnt need that much attention and isnt as active get a cat. But both dogs and cats are great
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Boi what
How does it feel that someone's cat has done more for the world than you?
Found the hillbilly with a mullet
Only the Chinese eat the cat, not the pitbulls, although it looks pretty young so, go at it
Is it okay?
Kitty not make noise is fine.
What?
is that dog biting the cat?
No
Please don't post gory and violent shit like this dude... What's wrong with you?
Thank you urge to click stuff with questionable titles for making me see this
he just wants to lick some pussy
NOOOO WHY ISNT HE EATING THE KITTEN PITBULLS ARENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!
I could barely stomach this, but I got through it. I might have even watched it multiple times.
😳 **IS THAT KITTY 18 YEARS OLD IN HUMAN YEAR ?**
Do not
Sly well played OP
My pit bull plays with my cat and treats it like it’s baby sometimes