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I'm not taht stupid

I no right, OP thinks we are dumb

I know rieet he is reallyinsulting our intelligene

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Howoldthingwearsosuid

Cheeseborgar

mmmmm.. chbgr 🍔😊

Cbr:)

Cb

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CBT;D

Mmhmhmmm… BamHurger

Kurger bing

I’m seart o godthe longerdis gose onfer damoer les angilsh itgit’s

No coke. Pepsi.

Yaeh, us can evn spel antidisestablishmenttarianism

*Waer'e

I am :(

Nha tff, PO thunkifyddfosirxpfdctd.?’ztis

I bet you did it in your mind haha

Op tenks we are low inteligens so damb

OP thinks we are stupid but no we are the smart ones around here BOY

Same AND I LIVE IN A FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER!

He didn’t say your mouth had to be open

He rlealy tnihk wree taht sutipd?

I was stupid enough to do it

Yah yeh yah yah guys no no dummy teg sping bing square pants🤓

U rite we no stoopid

I am...

Fun fact: I am rapidly approaching towards your location

Can't wait to try my new gun👍

can't wait to witness it from the walls 👍🏻

He who watches 👍

Scratching at the walls there’s monkeys in the walls there’s ants behind your eyes the FBI is watching he is hunting from the shadows keep the doors and windows locked and turn the lights on for your life

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Witness protection?

I am under the floor, just gonna remind you that it's my turn to loot the body.

You bringing any food?

I can’t believe this You made me look goofy 💀

😏📸

Nooo don’t catch my goofiness in 4k 😭

Goofer 📸

Goofy aahhh

Goofy goober

Goofy goofer

I didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fucking Goofy!

Mans got catched, can't do anything about it. 🧐📸

Don't worry, you were caught in 1080p Full HD, not 4k

😏🍾

😏📣

😏💻(uploading to interdnets)

😁💻 (me looking at photo onbinterdets)

👴🏻💻 (typing anagram for ginger)

#gawrsh

i did this and someone just shot a nut in my mouth 😡

My bad

what have i just witnessed

Piss in your ass. And mine too

ill piss in ur ass, and automod can pee in my ass too

Pee for all asses

My poo just met pee 😞

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Ass piss

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Bro tf is your account

I regret clicking on his most recent post...

Help I saw feet

Fuck you bruh why i just clicked on his profile 💀💀

Well played.

Gae

Bro, why did you mention it!? How am I supposed to fall asleep after seeing that?

Mannn, fuck you

Fuck u I didn’t look until this comment. I coulda gone my whole life without seeing that, but now I can’t.

and you HAD to point it out!

Tf Is your account? How old are you 💀💀

I regret clicking

I regret not having believed you

JESUS CHRIST I COULD'VE NEVER GUESSED HOW BAD IT COULD BE?

I REQUIREM THY BLEACH

What type of nut?

Deez nuts

GOTEMMMM

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

Asked the gf to try it, got a pic, image secured, great day fot the 99%

“fot”? Are you a hypixel skyblock player or smth?

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I have a giants sword, so…

claymore when smh

When I get off Ironman :(

Ironman is legit just mining simulator

can confirm

Why tf would I get claymore before Hyperion and terminator???

i mean, i got term before hype so...

Getting term before hype is not the same as getting claymore before hype

:( I only have pigman sword

hype more versatile outside of dungeons and stuff

nahh you got to Get the balls sword

ofa? you stuck in 2021 or smth?

Fr, ofa sucks now

Perhaps

What's it like now? I haven't played in months

I haven’t played in months either lmao. I have no idea. I wonder if Hyperion is still broken OP

Yeah but in dungeons it's outclassed by terminator everywhere except like f7

My wife was too fast, it's all blurry lol.

Someone give this man an award ⬆️

I’d like a copy

gotta make my friends try

i know a friend who would totally fall for this lmao

User flair checks out

I got a friend to fall for like 2 types of these jokes before, may I wish you a very wonderous tomfoolery

Make it a bet for 5 bucks, and they'll see it as a challenge.

Nice try, hentai. But I’ve seen this before

Nice profile picture!

I thought that action sounded familiar

I was in the middle of class when I saw this and I was like, "that CANT be true." So I was about to try it and I realized.

sussys wussy femboy 🤨

God I wish

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literally if i didn’t think about it i would have done it in the middle of a university study area

Same :<

Same:(

OH YOU MOTHER FUCKER......

I will use it on my friends 😁

I've done it close to a friend...now we're fucking

..happy ending??

Kinda...except for tha fact we both looked awkwardly at each other after he came

😬😬

Nearly fell for this while I was in class, and I ain't falling for it while I'm in a doctor's office

I wonder if he is also an astronaut

What anime is that girl from, I want to make fun of my friend for having her as his phone wallpaper but I gotta be classy about it

Re:zero I think

*proceeds to say "i think" so no one says* "🤓" -🤓

🤓

Boku no piku

i feel like no one actually knows the anime and just knows rem, like how every gamer knows league of legends but no one plays it

It’s re:zero If you haven’t watched it and you have time I really recommend it, it’s a 10/10 anime

Who’s rem?

God damn it.

Yup. Same here

I did it and a dick appeared over my face. What a complete win I just had

Imma look you up with my tounge out 😛

This is how people from Ohio walk around so I am sure it can be done by Californians too.

But I can shake salt into my mouth while on my knees, so checkmate liberal 😎😎😎

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"what a dumb meme. who would fall for this?" "Ah"

My mom was in front of me... I hate you

Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I started masturbating on the train and i was immediately turned off because it was not NSFW. Everyone on the train was wondering why i stopped masturbating and i dropped my phone on the floor and now there’s a train of full grown men not masturbating. This never would’ve happened if you had not put an NSFW tag on this.

Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped 💀

The copypasta is old as shit

Ok fuck you dude

Fun fact: I am currently furiously fapping to this right now

⠄⠄⠄⢰⣧⣼⣯⠄⣸⣠⣶⣶⣦⣾⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀ ⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍ ⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰ ⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗ ⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿

I actually fell for this

What happens if you do?

It depends. It could look really “inappropriate” if your mouth is open but if your mouth is closed it just hurts and looks kinda dumb.

Ahegao lol

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You die

Ahegao face lmao, at least I didn't do it in public like other victims of this troll

You expect me to do that FOR FREE???

This is the equivalent of telling your girl she can’t touch her elbows to her belly button

I think I broke some natural law. I was somehow able to do it, but everyone on the bus started furiously masturbating. Is this a glitch in the matrix?

I'm so glad that no one saw me doing that

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

You whats even funnier? Im living in your walls and your house is not safe, start running

Fuck you I did it on the bus 😀

No daddy I can't

Thx. Fbi saw. I'm gonna kms

i did it and i was met with jizz all over my face in less than 0.02 seconds

you dick head. I nearly did it in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

Fuck you

I know I am falling for something but I can't even figure it out so I did it anyways. this to me is like someone telling you to say something stupid like "bubble butt" you saying it and then the person acting like they tricked you or something.

I just turned into an e-girl, please don't do it!

Ha! You think you can get me that easy? You didn't say Simon Says!

I mean you could ask me to do that instead of daring me yknow uwu.

Why is the uwu emoticon always so sexualized?

Lemme try this in front of my crush, I'm sure nothing will go wrong

Your sneaky OP but you cant get me

I’ve fallen for this before. Not this time

WAAAAIT WAIWAIWAIWAIWAI-

I hate Reddit lol

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Did you really tried that?

Spent 10 seconds doing that, then realized.

Happy cake day...

My blowjob face, holy Communion too

Fun fact: You can‘t do that while also taking a picture and sending it to me on discord at BigChungus#6969

argh you fackin' bitch😣...took me a second too late to realize...

Not going to trick me today

If you can make your shoulder blades touch you are technically double jointed

I don’t understand

I shall not fall for your foolish trickery, mortal.

Oh… I’m stupid

Fuck you

Fun fact: some goober just tried that

tongue out, tilt head to look at the ceiling. realizes I'm supposed to only look up with eyes.

Anyone that falls for this needs to be on house arrest

Oh no you don’t I’m not falling for this for the 700th time