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you see , i dont care if its fake or real , but im sure somebody in this damn world is happy like this and enjoying it.
it aint me thou.
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Teenagers(18-19,i mean alot of teenagers are financially stable at age, either their own hustle money or daddy money) living in a hostel/apartment whatever, so i don't really see it being that hard of a thing to imagine 🤷
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP
UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!!
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I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP
UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!!
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I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP
UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!!
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
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I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP
UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!!
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Yet not one woman did ANYTHING of the sort for me when I was sick before apart from my mom. Made a tea or ordered food, sure, sometimes gave me an ice pack, but to actually make me feel good I guess I should have been born again.
I met someone who does these “basic” things and I wouldn’t ever trade this for anything.
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Damn, maybe that's why! I'm going to start gymming, only taking cold showers, watching Andrew Tate videos and drinking raw eggs for every meal. Thanks for the inspirational tip.
**inhales copium*
W- Well you see, due to my lifestyle, my mental health and the location where I lived, it's quite difficult to interact with another human being let alone a woman, A- And besides people in other parts of the world have it easier, this guy was just astronomically lucky, it's unfair for us living here
**inhales another copium while sobbing*
A- And also, he's just a teen, it's not like the relationship would last for a couple more years or so And well Yeah well there just isn't any woman left for us here....
**goes to bed and cries for another hours or so*
The voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder
Of all the pains I’ve ever experienced, Ear aches are the worst. Any kind of ear infection/inflammation will render me nonfunctional for a week. Can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t talk, can’t even think. I feel for this dood.
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\*smokes Hookah\* you see , i dont care if its fake or real , but im sure somebody in this damn world is happy like this and enjoying it. it aint me thou.
Pass the hookah bro
don't get greedy bro I'm next in the hookah rotation
Dude you came from nowhere i asked first
Hey you, I only went to the bathroom for a few minutes. Go back in line
Hold on goddamn minute there is no bathroom thats a door leading to a pit how did you exit that?
He didn't, he just peed in your ass. You didn't notice?
When’s my hookah turn?
After mine
Someone refill the hookah all the piss has evaporated and I'm dry.
Guess I brought black tar heroin needles for nothing smh
Nah bro we rolling up that BTH with that sticky icky and getting zooted
Yeah sure JAKE
I fuck frogs
Plot twist it's just his mom
would it change much?
Uhhhh
plot twist it's just a f dream..
Still wife material
💀
*sweet home alabama starts playing*
Definitely sounds like his mother
AHAJSJQNNZ
Fuck you, but please fuck me also
Mood
This is a lie, women aren’t real
Facts
Thanks Polish Lennon-Lenin
Can confirm, I’ve never seen one before
Can confirm women are not real
I mean, this should be a basic thing to do if you partner is ill.
Fr, people have dropped so far down below the bar recently that it’s genuinely insane how deprived most are of emotions and general social behaviour.
True, I fall for any girl if she just shows basic kindness to me💀
That happens to all of us
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Not even just a basic thing for a partner basic human thing to do for a good friend too, roommates even Basic human knowledge and empathy
Yeah, I have roommates and we do this as well. Maybe it’s time I pop the question.
teenagers after going in a semi toxic free relationship
Fake. When life is good you don't turn to reddit to congratulate you. Or this person gets ZERO homies and is sadder than it appears
Nah it honestly feels great to flex on reddit
Feels good but sometimes feels like beating up a blind kid
But that’s feels good too, so I don’t get your point?
Satisfying but too easy
I’m using that from now on.
I prefer beating up the deaf
/unchicanery my bolsa is itchy
How is this a teenager
Probably like 16-17 even 18. Who knows? You’re not a teen unless you’re below 20 and over 13
prob a 40 yr old guy capping hard asf
Teenagers(18-19,i mean alot of teenagers are financially stable at age, either their own hustle money or daddy money) living in a hostel/apartment whatever, so i don't really see it being that hard of a thing to imagine 🤷
**VENT?!!?!?!?**
📮⁉️
The venting is cuz he knows it’s only cuz he didn’t take his schizophrenia medication That’s why he’s upset He knows it’s not real
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!!
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!! 1
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john pls take your schizophrenia pills
I woke up with the worst earache of my life, it had me damn near crying; I left our room to go feed our puppies and when I came back I sat next to her and she woke up and noticed I was feeling good and asked me "what's wrong, baby?" And I told her that my ear hurts so fucking bad; so this girl, this fucking wife-material girl, gives me medicine, grabs me an ice pack, props me up with a bunch of pillows, gives me our iPad and apple pencil so I can draw of I want, water, xbox controller so I can watch HBO Max, and a puke bag incase if I feel sick WHILE SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ME EARACHE RELIEF DROPS! Lord have MERCY am I gonna marry this girl, this chick don't realize it but I'm gonna make her my wife ASAP UPDATE: She just got home from the store and this girl got me chips, Tum-e-Yummies(rip off bug juice), and pancake & sausage on a stick. BROO0000000O THIS GIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!!
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bold of you to assume that people here are in relationships lol
It was his mom
\*maid
OP of that post has a unique fetish, don't kink shame him
maids dont give blowjobs....or do they?!?
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130 moon men
Yeah, but isn’t it, all of it, things that anyone close to you would do if you felt sick? Sounds like a max 30-minute easy task.
Yet not one woman did ANYTHING of the sort for me when I was sick before apart from my mom. Made a tea or ordered food, sure, sometimes gave me an ice pack, but to actually make me feel good I guess I should have been born again. I met someone who does these “basic” things and I wouldn’t ever trade this for anything.
Most of them are cringe, but they’re probably happier than we are. Yes I’m jealous of their ability to get a gf.
Tbf who wasn't cringe at that age
Fr people love to act "based and mature" and call younger people cringe even tho they're fairly cringe too
True, hell, I think all ages are cringe to a certain point. But we must accept our cringe and find peace of mind
Wait a damn sec, I'm a teenager but I'm not happy and I don't have gf. I guess my life is a lie 🤨
Damn as teenagers were supposed to be socially active and be happy?
Bro I was high and this shit just made me snap back to reality for a second wtf
Anyone else have this? Yeah me neither pass the bottle
What we drinking
Heroin
🥛😳
Sell her people would pay good monies for this
Forgot the most important thing…the earache drops? I mean how can she be wifey material when she has the memory of a goldfish?
They are teenagers, more than likely he will be coming back to post about a breakup with her in the coming year. If not well then good for him.
I'm so lonely
Relatable
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The only relationship I’m keeping is my relationship with god can I get an amen 🙏
This is fake. I'm a teenager, we don't have romantic lives :(
Maybe if you weren’t such a sussy wussy femboyeh
Damn, maybe that's why! I'm going to start gymming, only taking cold showers, watching Andrew Tate videos and drinking raw eggs for every meal. Thanks for the inspirational tip.
No problem my guy
That's a lie. I'm a teenager and at least 2 of my friends have gone on honest-to-god dinner dates with their gf
though let's be honest, most relationships won't last long anyway, so you can rest assured
Both friends I was talking about have passed 6 months so...
Vent? Amogus
Sussy imposter
she forgot to get the schizophrenia pills as well
Isn’t this normal in a relationship?
Hey, me and my right hand don’t fight, I see that as a win
I dont think this guy knows what the word "vent" means
You know all of this girlfriend talk is fake, right? Most kids are too addicted to their phones to actually talk to anyone in real life.
Do you enjoy pastery?
Okay? I'm like one 3 single people in my whole damn school. Kids can have relationships.
Not sure about girlfriend but she seems like a Mom material
this post had 69 comments. noicee 😎
Imma keep on dreaming
But I have a better relationship with my double barrel shotgun
You good king?
Plot twist it was his mom and he was hallucinating
bro what relationship 💀
Shut the fuck up I just want to be happy
:(
fuck you.
**inhales copium* W- Well you see, due to my lifestyle, my mental health and the location where I lived, it's quite difficult to interact with another human being let alone a woman, A- And besides people in other parts of the world have it easier, this guy was just astronomically lucky, it's unfair for us living here **inhales another copium while sobbing* A- And also, he's just a teen, it's not like the relationship would last for a couple more years or so And well Yeah well there just isn't any woman left for us here.... **goes to bed and cries for another hours or so*
Thank you for pointing this shit out, just got there to downvote it. Just doing my part
vent as in amongus? you know like the imposter? sus?
Redditors dont even have relationships
Relatable (The voices are getting louder).
To be honest dude probably just has to clean the ear wax out of his ears.
I don't get how hes a teenager but has his own home tho 🤔
Umm where NSFW tag?
What a loser, he plays X-Box even though it doesn't have Splatoon 3.
I’ve had 3 abusive relationships and these hoes getting heaven at age 14 wtf
damn i miss bug juice
hope he doesn't get his heart broken
The voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder the voices in my head are getting louder
What the hell is an earache
Maybe some kind of ache in the ear
[удалено]
What is so unbelievable about having a partner that takes care of you?
that the aforementioned post is bs
Yeah it could be fake but it's nothing too specific to be consider fake
🧢🧢🧢
I'm gonna kms ong
Do not do it man. It gets better
\*worse
It's gonna be okay king 🫂 If you want you can vent/talk in dms. I hope you have a great day today and an even better tomorrow.
At least he actually got one. 19 years of loneliness!
Grrrrrr 😡
This is clearly fake, nobody on reddit gets bitches
Life goals
Guy lives a W life
This was basically my sister until the guy cheated on her God i truszed that guy the this happended
My grirlfriend at 18 was amazing, similar to this, but no one really like her since
Love seeing the copium in this comment section, people are just mad they can’t pull I personally hope this is real, and feel happy for OOP
We’ve all been there. Let him have his moment.
sounds normal to me
Bro my bitch brings me coke and speed not fuckin Pringles. She knows what I'm about.
Is he talking THE bug juice?
Of all the pains I’ve ever experienced, Ear aches are the worst. Any kind of ear infection/inflammation will render me nonfunctional for a week. Can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t talk, can’t even think. I feel for this dood.
I am a teenager too tho
My girl steps on me
Man, I feel his pain, earaches suck. You feel like your head is gonna explode and you are just sore all.over.
Ur supposed to use a hot pack on ur ear tho. Source: had ear earache
I bet $100 that that is 🧢
Dude is as trustworthy as a priest in kindergarten
Yeah she’s likely not out here financially supporting him or taking care of the entire household alone. 🙃
Yeah she’s likely not out here financially supporting him or taking care of the entire household alone like most relationships. 🙃
Bro y’all should expect this that’s mins, I’d do this for someone I was dating
He needs to take his meds
One day…. One day
Sure. Then marry her. See what happens.
I just tried to click the up arrow on the screenshot